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[Destiny]

Wish granted, but it gets renamed to Midnight Hour.

I wish for destruction.

[CJ]

Wish granted, but it has been repaired

I wish that my Adobe CS5 download ends faster D:

[Genrail]

Wish Granted, But it ended so fast your computer crashes and you have to download it all over again

Rai, on 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, said:

Wish granted! But the power of FAJL overpowers me and due to unfortunate circumstances you made me blow up Bill Gates! D:

I Wish for..... Bill Gates to not die...

Edited by genrail, 02 May 2010 - 01:04.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But he acquired paralysis and he is unable to move...forever.
I wish for an air-conditioner, because it is very hot in here!

[Genrail]

Wish Granted, but it gets and it froze whole world and you cause an ice age.. good job

i wish for a pop tart

Edited by genrail, 02 May 2010 - 04:43.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But the nuclear scientists made a nuclear bomb in the size of a pop tart and drops it down to your location. Have a nice day!
I wish for a vacation in Indonesia!

[Major Fuckup]

Wish granted but volcanic ash prevents you from flying.
I wish for a B double to show up in front of my place loaded with beer.

[Rai]

Wish granted, but a terrorist goes in explodes, before you get the chance to get beer.
I wish for a good stash of gold.

[Foxhound]

You get it, but it's irradiated.

I wish to be able to go to Canada.

[Rai]

Wish granted Foxhound! But suddenly you appear to be wet and cold and you hear the roaring and rumbling of the falls...Have a nice trip Foxhound! =)
I wish for undying supply of cherries.

[CJ]

Wish granted, but you've just developed a new allergy to cherries.
I wish to reach 1K posts before you do

[Genrail]

Wish granted, but you get banned for reaching 1k, before Rai
I wish for someone to find something to wish for...

[Rai]

Wish granted! Teddy wished for a giant crocodile in your house.
I wish to reach Argetlam's post count and then beats him in the race.

[Major Fuckup]

Wish granted but your internet dies when you get ahead.
I wish i can GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!

[Rai]

Wish granted! When you are about to go to the choppa, you tripped on a stone, continues walking in an unbalance way and misses the choppa by a few meters and then you fall from the building and plummit inside a beer truck. =o
I wish for a ghost story book.

[Genrail]

Wish granted, but its cursed and the moment you open it your eyes start to bleed and you die....

i wish for a new container of Pepsi

[Rai]

Wish granted! But the container is inside a plane and crashed to your location, because you wished for it.
I wish for lightning powers.

Edited by Rai, 16 May 2010 - 06:00.

[Zhao]

Granted but you exploded by acquiring them
I wish for Chryos to play vZH

Edited by Aaron, 15 May 2010 - 04:14.

[Rai]

Wish granted Aaron! "Chryos" started playing vZH again and due to the feeling of addiction, it caused a tremendous power and phone bill with tons of F- scored quizzes and tests and failed to have a brighter future. D:
I wish for a cellphone.

[Libains]

Wish granted! But it turns out they are harmful, and it boils your brain.

I wish for peace on Earth

Spoiler

And no I am not a candidate for Miss America

[Rai]

Wish granted AJ! But it seems all humans must be exterminated for the sole purpose of having truly a peaceful life on Earth...the irony. D:
I wish for a camera to picture the great sceneries in Mayon volcano.

[Genrail]

Wish granted. But as you take pictures it explodes, and you fall in to the volcano.


i wish for someone to play C&C renegade with me.....

[TheDR]

They do exactly as you say. Your whole being is ported into the game and someone uses you as an ingame character.

I wish for a sword shaped like a Christmas tree.

[CJ]

Granted, but as soon as you receive it, it strangulates you with it's garlands.

I wish for a better PC D;

[Shirou]

Granted, however you manage to get the most obscure and unlucky combination of hardware that keeps giving you Valve time errors in TF2 that can't be fixed until they are done fixing!

I wish I could get beyond the bronze league in Starcraft 2 beta with Zerg :(

Edited by Trivmvirate, 16 May 2010 - 18:32.