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[WNxMastrefubu]

granted, but the qualificaton for "kids" is pushed up to 60 years old, so u r kicked off
iwish for 10000 wishes!

[Pav:3d]

Granted, but theyre all auto-chosen for you and theyre all "I wish for 1000 male stripper" wishes
I wish for infinate monies

[WNxMastrefubu]

granted but they are monopoly monies
i wish for this wish to not end badly for me

[Pav:3d]

Granted, but the wish turns out so well that you become bored with life and end up killing urself
I wish for stuff

[Rai]

Wish granted Pav3d and the stuff you wished for are all burned due to a fire accident.

[Rai]

Sorry for necro, but I forgot to make a wish. I know I could have just edit my last post, but I think no one will notice and thus not continue the thread.
Anyways: I wish for trucks of non-expired crispy chickens.

Edited by Rai, 29 April 2010 - 06:56.

[Libains]

But they were alive and all flew away...

I wish for an easy life.

[Wizard]

Wish granted, but you have limited ammo

I wish for rain

[Pav:3d]

Granted, but you drown in it

I wish for monies

[Libains]

Granted, but you drown in it too

I wish for womens

Spoiler

And I don't fancy drowning in them thanks

[Rai]

Wish granted AJ! But then my friends' english teacher beats you with his stick and forces you to go back to elementary, because of the wrong plural form of the word women.
I wish for thousands of books in my closet.

Edited by Rai, 29 April 2010 - 11:03.

[Libains]

Wish granted. Then they all fall on top of you and DROWN YOU

I wish for a second screen.

[Major Fuckup]

Wish granted *smashes a screen through AJ's head*

I wish for Bundy to drink and cooked lamb chops to eat.

[Rai]

Wish granted Major Fuckup! But due to some horrifying event lamb chops acquired salmonela and bundy is made from piss.
I wish for more cat videos!

[Genrail]

Wish granted. But they are a bunch of old men dressed up in cat costumes around a stripper pole, and you end up killing your self.
i wish of peanut butter

[Major Fuckup]

Wish granted. But the peanut butter has gone past its expiry date.

I wish that the person to post under me looses the game.

[Rai]

Wish granted! I lose games more often than you think and I'm proud of it. D:
Anyways: I wish for a comfy bed to sleep in.

Edited by Rai, 29 April 2010 - 13:56.

[Major Fuckup]

Wish granted, but how can you sleep when your bed is burning?
I wish for some more Midnight oil quotes.

[Genrail]

Wish granted, But they are in braille.

I wish for the Mac factories to all blow up...

Spoiler

i hate mac computers..

Edited by genrail, 29 April 2010 - 15:54.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But the power of FAJL overpowers me and due to unfortunate circumstances you made me blow up Bill Gates! D:
I wish for school to start already. D:

[BeefJeRKy]

Wish granted but due to some accident in the system, you are repeating grade 5

I wish for my bio teacher to somehow get stuck in some other random country again

[Liten]

Wish granted, your teacher is stuck in Lebanon.

I wish I hadn't killed that fish :(

[Alias]

Your fish is alive again, but it's REINCARNATED AS A HUNDRED METRE LONG GREAT WHITE SHARK

I wish Internet Explorer knew how to use CSS as it's a fucking pain to have to create an entirely different stylesheet just so Internet Exploder knows what to do.

[BeefJeRKy]

Your wish is granted with IE9 but then MS decides to create a new standard and bork CSS

I wish there something better to watch on TV than The Cleveland Show.

[Genrail]

wish granted, But its about paint drying

i wish for command and conquer Generals 2! (ya thats right so don't destroy it!!!!!)

Edited by genrail, 02 May 2010 - 00:05.