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[Silence]

This game is simple. I will start off the game by stating a wish I would like to come true. Then the next poster will grant my wish but ruin it like if I wanted to get a dog, I would say "I wish that I had a dog" and then the next poster will say "Granted but the dog *blah blah blah*"

Example:
ME: I Wish I could have Shockwave .95
NEXT POSTER: Granted, but Shockwave was deleted by the owner of Starcraft.

Okay Ill start: I Wish I could have a a bigger TV

[Overdose]

Granted, however since it was an inferior non japanase product it catched on fire and burned down the house.

I wish for magical pack of infinite cigarretes.

[Alias]

Granted, but there are no lighters left in the world.

I wish that I could model properly.

Edited by Alias, 27 May 2007 - 07:30.

[Overdose]

Granted, however you model so well now that your creations turned against you endagering your life.

I wish there's no rain today.

[Alias]

Granted, there are just tidal waves instead.

I wish for more wishes.

[Overdose]

Granted, however those responsible for more wishes were sacked by a Monty Phyton sketch before they could be delivered.

I wish for blue.

[Dauth]

Granted, they come and sing at you. http://www.officialblue.com/

I wish for a small rock

[Warbz]

granted but instead of one you get thousands raining from the sky, killing half the worlds population.

i wish for a better pc

[Dauth]

Granted, the electricity company turn off your house

I wish for a dry day in Manchester

[Warbz]

granted, but it never rains again.

i wish for it to rain money everywhere, lottsa lottsa money

[Dauth]

Inflation rockets, the money is worthless

I wish for a printer that doesn't sound like its having an orgasm while printing (this is actually true).

Edit : Typo, and also shouldn't this be in serial spammers?

Edited by Dauth, 27 May 2007 - 09:41.

[Warbz]

granted,
but instead of sound ing like an orgasm, it constantly swears at you for making it work so much.


i wish for a Nissan Skyline

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted

but the dealer makes a mistake and you get a nissan sunny


I wish for some skill in playin online games

[Dauth]

granted, you are now fantastic at online hearts

i wish to reduce the entropy of the universe

[Warbz]

granted, but evreyone has such little energy left they can no longer move.

(done to the best of my physics knowledge XD)

i wish for a PS4.

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but the PS4 is a virtual reality game and you get killed while playing


I wish for my own jet

[Warbz]

granted but you lose the keys and it rusts away in your back garden.

i wish for a bacon and egg sandwich

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but the eggs werent cooked well enough and now you have salmonela


I wish to be a wrestling superstar

[Warbz]

granted but the undertaker 'last rides' u and u break ur neck.

aka ur dead now =P

i wish for a pack of pop tarts.

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but you get the cheap kind and get food poisoning (I know its vers similar to the other post but thats all I could think of)


I wish I could have a model for a wife

[Mr. Mylo]

granted... you get a model of a chair

I wish the release of forgotten hope 2 for bf2

[Warbz]

granted but when u put the CD in the disc tray, ur pc blows up.

i wish for úber super powers

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but your powers turn against you and you destroy everything you touch and u are banned from earth !


I wish for a turtle

[Mr. Mylo]

granted... but your turtle eats itself

i wish skinning skills

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but you skin urself and die

I wih for apple pie

Edited by AirStrikeMaster, 27 May 2007 - 12:20.