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[Lord Atlantis]

*walks in, realizes the madness, grabs a Coke, sits down, and watches the madness unfold*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

* does the old cliche` bottle smash on the counter and starts swinging it around like a drunk*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*walks in and sees corrino, lets out a Werewolf howl, and devours the fool for swinging around a bottle*

[E.V.E.]

*Drives her Car, stops infront of the Bar Entrance, looks into the Bar, Shakes Head, drives away*

- E.V.E.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*sees E.V.E. drive up...runs around teh back of her car, and hops in the trunk*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 29 October 2007 - 04:57.

[Kyouko]

*Farts in the trunk before PEDOBEAR was driven away*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*shoots iron-Golem with the Nuke Cannon in E.V.E's Trunk as he is driven away A.K.A.-he pushes the big red button as he suffocates*

[Kyouko]

*Iron_Golem dies and is not seen in this thread until he is ressurected by a necromancer*

[Rayburn]

*enters*
Oh hai!
*annihilates the bar with a BFG9000*
*leaves*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*you here the t-1000 theme song (from T2) in the background, and Corrino slowly morphs back together*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*E.V.E's car stops...all is quiet now. PEDOBEAR notices his opportunity, and slowly leaves the crevasse that is the trunk. E.V.E's house is close by, he can feel it. The crispness of winter and the early morning dew touch his scowl...it will end soon... HE enters slowly, creeping into the house..a lowly knife is nearby, and he follows what he figures to be E.V.E's footprints into her room..

she is sleeping, quietly...after a long day. And that is how death should be...a forever dream..*

[Saint]

"Saint In the house across the street was looking out the window at the time noticing what was going on. *Pulls his 50. cal Barrett Sniper out of a case* Then he carefully targets Pedobear's head. *good thing E.V.E. keeps her curtains drawn* Pulls the trigger and watches pieces of his head fly up against the wall."

Then he calls E.V.E. and offers to clean up the mess.


-Saint-

Edited by Saint, 29 October 2007 - 07:05.

[E.V.E.]

*Wakes up, looks around, thinks " Wow, Bloodbath."*
*Goes to Door, tells Saint that he doesn't need to clean up, but that he should check out the insane Bar Downtown*

...

*Takes a nice, hot Shower ...*



- E.V.E.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*falling...a falling sensation...forevermore*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*after reforming taps fingers on bar counter, waiting for some action, all that is happening in the bar are so people drinking and lounging it*

[Saint]

*Lobs a whisky bottle at someone randomly*

[Rayburn]

Can't you all just get along and live in peace?

[Soul]

Rayburn, on 29 Oct 2007, 9:48, said:

Can't you all just get along and live in peace?

Nope .
*Kicks him in the shin*
Hehehe .
*Takes off*

[Dauth]

*Gets Rayburn a chair*
*Gets 2 Whiskey's*
*Gives Whiskey to Rayburn*
*Drinks*

[Whitey]

*sips Wild Cherry Pepsi* (spicin' it up )

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Walks in wearing a black suit and pearl white tie*

*Notices madness and unabashedly walks toward the bar to order a rum and coke*

*While waiting for said drink, takes notice of Boidy sitting*

*Walks over to Boidy while artfully dodging 3 flying beer bottles, 2 random drunks, 4 chair legs, and one martini, and asks for a seat*

*Hears my drink is ready and heads toward the bar*

*Dodges 4 more drunks and the assorted plethora of bar-room decor*

*Picks up drink and tips bar-keep*

*Dodges more attempts to spill said drink*

*Pulls up chair next to Boidy and sips beverage*

[Whitey]

*sits in silence listening to smooth jazz*

[TheDR]

*hears boidy's jazz and sits down to listen*

[Hobbesy]

*Sits down near Boidy, Nuker, and The. Dr.* *Sets up defensive turrets so that we are not bothered.* *Turrets shoot everything that moves around us.*

Edited by Høbbês 1098, 29 October 2007 - 21:59.

[Whitey]

*strays away from Hobbes and sits in a corner of the bar, doing as usual*