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[E.V.E.]

*Opens Door, " Have a seat Boyz ", waits for Reaction*

- E.V.E.

[Foxhound]

*Hides in a tank while trying to find EVE's house*

[Soul]

*Gets some distance from the Bar and fires my Tactical Nuke Grenade Launcher and nukes the Bar*

Edited by Soul, 01 November 2007 - 03:10.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Plops Vodka on table*

*Takes seat*

*Asks Atlantis for a Dew*

[Lord Atlantis]

*hands Nuker a Dew, takes a seat inside*

*Opens a dew for myself, sips and enjoys.*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Warning don't read if you are not found of high lvl descriptive violence

*the new pub has transgentic abilities that similar of a cockroach and survives the nuke enough to still serve beer*
*Corrino annoyed at the minimum level of violence and bar fighting, releases his anger on a helpless civilian*
*Corrino straps the civilian to a wall*
*Corrino rips open the layer of skin over his ribcage (similar to that of an umbrella look), the mans intestines fall on Corrino's face fall to the ground*
*Corrino then cracks open his ribcage, it opens like a rusty tail-gate, and then proceeds to rip out the heart*
*Warm blood spurts all over Corrino's face, and makes a large puddle on the floor*

Edited by Emperor Corrino, 01 November 2007 - 04:46.

[Whitey]

No comment.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*UNDEAD PEDOBEAR watches corrino and boidy, who just sits there looking like .

looks at the guts on the floor and leaves, walking to E.V.E's house to join nuker and friends, felling bad about past 'discrepancies'*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*Corrino sees PEDOBEAR leaving the bar, and runs after him like in T2 where the T-1000 runs after the car, "I see you there PEDOBEAR, you cant escape*

*however Corrino trips and PEDOBEAR manages to escape by the skin of his teeth*

[Dauth]

*Uses my Nuker Tracking System (V1.0)*
*Finds Nuker*
*Brings Whiskey and Brandy*
*Knocks on door*
*Offers Whiskey*
*Drinks Brandy*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*looks back at corrino and laughs.*
*nears E.V.E's house and begins to worry about headshots, but remembers he can't die cause he's already dead.*

*enters the house and sees everyone drinking brandy, pulls up a chair, and chugs a bottle of whiskey*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 01 November 2007 - 14:02.

[General Kirkov]

*Finds the bar, orders a beer, downs it and smashes the empty bottle on Pedo's head.*

[nova]

walks over to e.v.e's and says can i come in my budys in there ill bring pizzia

[Hobbesy]

*Manhacks break in to EVE's house and kill all the unwanted guests*

I love not actually being where these things happen.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Refuses Brandy and tells Dauth he can drink it if he wishes*

*Feels piratey and sips a small glass of warm spiced rum*

*Asks if E.V.E. has any hamburger we can grill*

*Offers to make/grill hamburger if available*

Edited by Major Nuker, 01 November 2007 - 20:53.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*looks at Capt.Kirkov, looks at the beer shards on the floor, and rips out Kirkov's soul. sends his soul to hell, and tells satan "its a level 9, trust me"*

*watches the manhacks fly thru him, whips out an EMP, and fires it. thank goodness beer drinking doesn't need power, and E.V.E's house is EMP shielded. picks up the manhacks, and thows them in the recycling bin, but not after one of them flys away (amazingly, it was unaffected) towards hobbes*

[Nid]

*Shreds on his guitar whilst standing on top of the jukebox with the amp lead plugged into the jukebox from his guitar as an input.*
*Thrashing metal riffs and solos enrage everyone*
Fight my pretties :nod:

[TheDR]

*eats a can of fur*

"Hairball"

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*looks at nidmeister, sees his shine in nid's pocket, and kills him. but not just any death, Undead Pedobear has no mercy for those who steal his shine... he turns nid inside out, tickles his belly, undoes his inside outness, and rips his head and spine off. he then grabs nid's soul (which was going towards hell anyway) and sends it to level 9 to join kirkov's.*

*picks his shine up off the floor*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 01 November 2007 - 21:36.

[Nid]

You are unaware that Batman is my hitman.
"Sick-em Battyboy ( )"
*Batman kicks PEDOBEAR up the arse, and then takes he shine back, and then follows me to hell carrying my guitar, with the shine on it*

[nova]

gets tired of waiting and walks in

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*yells at nova "WHERE THE F**K IS THE PIZZA?? MY A*S HURTS HERE, AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A PIECE OF D**N PIZZA?! WTF?!".

he then admits his shine was gone forever, as satan took a liking to it and took the shine from batman...*

[nova]

get your own pizza i just brout it im not going to giive it ton you

[E.V.E.]

* Thinks " This is what happends when you don't look in this Thread for a bit ... - now all those People are in my House! "*

*Says: " Nuker, get the Flamethrower! " *

- E.V.E.

[Dauth]

*Engages in conversation with people at EVE's*

*Complements EVE on turning green*