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[Dr. Strangelove]

FHSSFCS, on 25 May 2008, 8:32, said:

And our most advanced computer skills will disable all of your weapons. And we own.

Messing up with ECA... Hell I'm dead waaaaaaaaaaaaa

-Corporal Chopper, ECA Intelligence Corp.

You can't hack a computer with no network connection, 'nuff said.

[Admiral FCS]

And that's why we are advanced because

Spoiler

we don't need networks.

Haha.

-Corporal Chopper, ECA Intelligence Corps.

[Rayburn]

*yawn*

All right, lads, I hope you slept well because now we're getting back to the real business.
Corporal Chopper, stop the radio-war with that crazy gasmask-man and get your arse in gear. Here's the plan for "Operation Trojan Tank"

As you know, our troops managed to capture and secure a tank which used to be part of the enemy Dark Horsemen division. We believed they were annihilated a few weeks ago but apparently, we were wrong. The division is led by a crack tank-commander, Major Sochkin, as we learned from the computer of the tank. This man has been ambushing ECA vehicles since the beginning of our counter-attack. His record is as impressive as it is scary: 109 Leopards, 132 light vehicles and 24 helicopters, yes, helicopters. We have to put a stop to this and the tank we captured will be essential for this plan:

An elite ECA tank-crew has manned the tank and is now ready to roll out. Corporal Chopper and myself will be joining them when the operation begins. Information recovered from the central computer tell us that the Dark Horsemen have established a camp a few kilometres north of Kiev. If Sochkin is still in this sector, he will be in that base together with the remaining vehicles of his division. This is where we'll take him. We'll move towards the Russian base and disguise ourselves as members of their division. Corporal Chopper will take care of the radio communications. In order to appear more believable, our tank will be chased by remote controlled ECA Leopards. They will shoot at us but our armour should be able to withstand until we destroy them to make the enemy believe we belong to him. Once we reach the base, we'll silence that Sochkin-bloke, smash all remaining tanks and get the hell out.

If we should fail, the tank has been equipped with a special package from the French force de frappe: A neutron bomb. If we get caught before we can destroy the base or Sochkin, we'll blow the entire place to hell. Even the mighty Horsemen cannot be able to withstand a neutron bomb going off right next to them. Let's just hope we don't have to use it.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Okay, fine. But you'll be sorry when the Aliens come.

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 25 May 2008 - 07:43.

[Admiral FCS]

Sorry sir but I cannot stand the insultive words toward ECA.

Newest Infos on Major Sochkin:

Vasili Sergei Sochkin, male, 27. Very strong leadership, sly as an old fox, powerful as Aslan of Narnia. His grand grandfather was under the command of General Zhukov during the Great Patriotic War. Taught well by tutors and communism, he is cold-blooded towards his enemy just as he is very enthusiastic towards his motherland. Joined army in 19, he was famous for being a tank sniper in Russian Tank Division. He was able to kill anything that we can call from an jeep to an Overlord, luckily he lost this superior skill when he was wounded during one of our air raid. But he is still a person to fear, espceially with the Superior Sentinel.

-Corporal Chopper, ECA Intelligence Corp.

[Rayburn]

Just like we expected, that man is dangerous.
We're closing in on our mission area. The remote controlled Leopards should hit us any moment now. Chopper, get on the tank radio and try to get the attention of the Dark Horsemen. Tell them we're coming back and make up some story about our "absence". We will not drop our disguise before we enter the base and locate Sochkin.

[Comr4de]

FYI FELLAS: The Russian Federation in ROTR is not communist 8o

[Admiral FCS]

Sorry sir but the radio operator was a Ruskie GIRL :o

Anyway...

"Changes voice frequency using voice changer*

*Speaking Russian*

This is Black 1 to base sorry for the delay, we are back. Due to engine and radio problems and crewman's health, we've been unable to contact the base. We've managed to kill a lot of ECA vehicles and we believe one of our prey, General Rayburn, is dead now. But we still have pursuit, 6 Lepoards are chasing us. Oh no, they've fired!"

*Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!*

*Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

*Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!*

"This is Black 1 to base, we've managed to kill these chasers. We've taken some damage and need to return to base, out."

[Rayburn]

You're such a liar, Corporal.
Good work, I think they're buying it.

I can see the Russian base now. There are 3 other tanks, one of them has the tracks blown off and another one is all black. That has to be Sochkin's machine. They all stand idle, I don't think they are manned right now. Crew, ready the autoloaders and aim for their guns. Judging by the schematics, that's their weak spot. Move on and wait for my fire order, we have to find out where Sochkin is before we can fire. Oh, and save Sochkin for me. That Ruskie's mine.

Edited by Rayburn, 25 May 2008 - 08:25.

[Admiral FCS]

There we go. He is spotted.

[Jazzie Spurs]

Comr4de, on 25 May 2008, 8:17, said:

Ah I wasn't implying anything, you can grab whichever one suits you


Also, why does Volen and 'Warlord have the unique "Officer" rank I gave kid ?

Seems like I need to be Promote again Commander

[V.Metalic]

*by radio*
General Rayburn, I am sorry for my absence, but we were under heavy fire by Kodiaks. During our offensive my unit penetrate Russian lines more than others and we were deep into enemy territory. When we find out that the Russians approaching to us like the herd of cows to pasture, we started to dig in (you know how I am in good dig in). The fight was very hard, but we destroy all enemy with lost of 4 tanks. And now we retreating as fast we can.

I am glad that you are able to obtain one of the Dark Horseman tanks, and I think that I can explain the function of their stealth devices.
Once I read that before the Russian invasion the British Army has developed a way how to camouflage the soldiers and tanks. Developed a technology of meta-materials, using of new materials and cameras were able to accurately imitate the area behind a soldier or tank so that the human eye has become invisible. So it is possible that the Russians somehow managed to obtain plans for these meta-materials.

Comr4de: I have officer rank because u dont have a userbar for Captain.

[Alias]

You do realise officer is only one rank higher than sergeant...

[Rayburn]

Good to have you back, Captain Metalic but we can't celebrate yet.
All right, boys, get ready to hit those tanks. 3...2...1...FIRE!
*BOOM*
Bloody hell, that gun sure packs a lot of punch. Direct hit, one of them has been blown to scrap metal. Next one!
*BOOM*
Another one! Man, this cannon is a beast! Damn, Sochkin's tank is moving. Go, drop the bastard!
*BOOM*
What the hell? Seems like he's a little tougher than the others. He's firing at us! Hold on to your hats, lads!
*BOOM*
Shite, he got our turret, we can't rotate the main gun. Get us moving, driver! We have to flank him.
Get behind that wall and turn on the stealth-projectors. Let's see if they're really as good as we thought.

...

Okay mates, this is it. Get out of this thing and fall back to HQ.
I can't guarantee this'll work and I do not want to risk my crew.
I'll handle Sochkin myself!

*enemy command-tank drives by*
Hey, the rear hatch of that thing looks like it's gonna break easily...This might work...
*ECA tank rushes out of cover and rams the gun right through the weak spot*
*Sochkin climps out of the cupola and looks rather irritated*

Oi, I see you! Remember me, Sochy? Well, I'm not quite as dead as you think!
Yippie-ka-yay, motherf***er!
*shoots incendiary-round right into enemy tank*
*enemy tank bursts into flames*

You're FIRED, Major!

*via radio*
Alpha Base, Alpha Base, this is King One. The Horsemen finally rode to hell.
My tank took some serious damage but I'm fine. My crew has fallen back and I'm returning to base as well.
King One over and out.

Edited by Rayburn, 25 May 2008 - 11:36.

[V.Metalic]

Alias, on 25 May 2008, 10:35, said:

You do realise officer is only one rank higher than sergeant...

And?

[Soul]

*Arrives in London and heads to Rayburn's office*
Ok, better check to see that the supplies have arrived at their destination.
*Looks over some documents left for me regarding the supplies*
Looks like everything is in order, I better call Rayburn to see what else I need to do.
*Calls up Rayburn*

Edited by Soul, 25 May 2008 - 14:08.

[DerKrieger]

The siege of Kiev continues; unfortunately the Russian defenders have set up a heavy defense network that has slowed our efforts to take the city. The good news is that US forces have completely surrounded the city, have air superiority, and that our troops have managed to prevent Russian reinforcements from reaching Kiev.

[Jazzie Spurs]

At your order I will enter in the city General Krieger

[Rayburn]

So be it.
Listen up, you sorry lot! We are about to enter the city of Kiev. The bad news is that the Russians have dug themselves in and now they refuse to leave. Major Kid's Combat Group Alpha will lead the attack and keep the enemy pinned down until Captain Metalic's tank division shows up. Be careful: Resistance will be fierce and Ivan has peppered the area with all sorts of nasties to ruin our day. Keep an eye on any windows, alleys and corners. We can expect the whole city to be crowded with hidden AT-emplacements and tank hunters. Drag's Daredevils will provide air cover and the Dutch Leopards will have your back. This'll be an important battle so keep your eyes peeled and do not fuck this up!

Edited by Rayburn, 25 May 2008 - 18:35.

[Jazzie Spurs]

Sir Yes Sir!
This is Kid, entering the city!
10-4 sir! We're Moving out!

[Kamikazi]

Im right behind you Major Kid!

[DerKrieger]

Good, with some reinforcements we would have an easier time of seizing the city. We've decided to go light on artillery bombardment for fear of injuring innocents.

[Jazzie Spurs]

WOHOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE THIS NEW UPGRADES!

[Admiral FCS]

Newest Sat-Scan:

The TREMOR AGAS has became very clear in our satellite, means Ruskies may want to use them. Its main computer is highly secure so even our best computer cannot disable it. Also, Ruskies somehow established 2 Industrial Sites in Kiev Downtown, means they produce their toys 50% faster and 50% cheaper. So prepare to face massed up Ruskie toys, Major Kid, Captain Metalic, and Dutch`s Lepoards. Aircovers lead by Drag, careful for Tunguskas and S-400. Use flare if necessary. We want as less casualties as possible. Also, we have discovered that Russian hero codenamed Boris Bikov may still be alive, and his RPG-29 can 1-shot most of our vehicles. If poddible, we need to strike Kiev Downtown with a conventional ICBM. prepare the MOAB and FAB, we must need it.

That`s it for the newest intelligence report, good luck!

-Corporal Chopper, ECA Intelligence Corp.

[Jazzie Spurs]

Don'ta worry Chopper this new Manticore can hold those modafookers!