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[Diamondcutter]

FHSSFCS, on 28 May 2008, 13:09, said:

Col.Duncan: Due to a bad storm Col. Ghostrider will be arrive later.

Well... need me ride with him?...XD

Nah...Those Russes can barely stop our cluster bombs...XDD

[Dr. Strangelove]

Comr4de, on 28 May 2008, 5:27, said:

Im shocked you dont have this Hobbes

There needs to be a 'Suicide Bomber' rank. XD

[Hobbesy]

=o *Takes*

[Admiral FCS]

The good news is GLA does not want to join this war, YET if Russians hire them they could fight for them, so still be prepared.

[Hobbesy]

FHSSFCS, on 27 May 2008, 23:33, said:

The good news is GLA does not want to join this war, YET if Russians hire them they could fight for them, so still be prepared.

You think we have ambushed the Russians for no reason? Foolish Europeans. *Scud Storms fires in distance*

Edited by Høbbesy, 28 May 2008 - 04:36.

[Comr4de]

Read what I had said again

They do their own shit. =o

[Diamondcutter]

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 12:36, said:

You think we have ambushed the Russians for no reason? Foolish Europeans.

Afghanistan war :stickattack3:

Edited by Duncan~, 28 May 2008 - 04:37.

[Hobbesy]

I really should do a skit of this in Gmod 10.

[Diamondcutter]

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 13:37, said:

I really should do a skit of this in Gmod 10.

I'm happy as long as you only attack russians.XD

[Dr. Strangelove]

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 5:36, said:

FHSSFCS, on 27 May 2008, 23:33, said:

The good news is GLA does not want to join this war, YET if Russians hire them they could fight for them, so still be prepared.

You think we have ambushed the Russians for no reason? Foolish Europeans. *Scud Storms fires in distance*

Hey GLA, We'll give lend you some very advanced weaponry if you keep harassing Russia and the ECA for us. We might even add an orbital weapons strike or two, if you can find us a few juicy targets.

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 28 May 2008 - 04:43.

[Hobbesy]

*Note arrives in Conspiracy office* But, when were we harassing the ECA? Oh, and you have just been infected with Anthrax. HWAHAHAHA

Edited by Høbbesy, 28 May 2008 - 04:46.

[Admiral FCS]

We better do our own business. They have troubles too so let them do their things, we do ours.

General Høbbesy, I hope I didn't hurt the self confidence of GLA, let's be peace.

And Dr.Strangelove, if you want to lead Japan into war, do it. Chinese are hungry to wash off their dark days during WW2.

[Hobbesy]

I'm not a general, but a Cell Leader.

(And I poisoned Strangelove with Anthrax).

Edited by Høbbesy, 28 May 2008 - 04:48.

[Dr. Strangelove]

If you start, we might even let you keep some of that advanced weaponry. Full auto railgun/coilrifle hybrids anyone? Maybe even some robotic power armor to boot.

[Admiral FCS]

Høbbesy, on 27 May 2008, 21:45, said:

*Note arrives in Conspiracy office* But, when were we harassing the ECA? Oh, and you have just been infected with Anthrax. HWAHAHAHA

We appreciate that, Cell Leader Høbbesy, let's be peace.

[Hobbesy]

Invade the homeland, and see how well we get along...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 5:45, said:

*Note arrives in Conspiracy office* But, when were we harassing the ECA? Oh, and you have just been infected with Anthrax. HWAHAHAHA

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 5:47, said:

I'm not a general, but a Cell Leader.

(And I poisoned Strangelove with Anthrax).

Boys and Girls, now you know why I wear a gas mask at all times. In fact, its part of a power armor system that has almost permanently fused with my body.

FHSSFCS, on 28 May 2008, 5:46, said:

We better do our own business. They have troubles too so let them do their things, we do ours.

General Høbbesy, I hope I didn't hurt the self confidence of GLA, let's be peace.

And Dr.Strangelove, if you want to lead Japan into war, do it. Chinese are hungry to wash off their dark days during WW2.

Japan would win. It has the second largest GDP of any nation on earth. America, the country with first, would back them up.

Our international branch's corporate headquarters is located in Tokyo.

[Admiral FCS]

Dr. Strangelove, on 27 May 2008, 21:57, said:

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 5:45, said:

*Note arrives in Conspiracy office* But, when were we harassing the ECA? Oh, and you have just been infected with Anthrax. HWAHAHAHA

Høbbesy, on 28 May 2008, 5:47, said:

I'm not a general, but a Cell Leader.

(And I poisoned Strangelove with Anthrax).

Boys and Girls, now you know why I wear a gas mask at all times. In fact, its part of a power armor system that has almost permanently fused with my body.

FHSSFCS, on 28 May 2008, 5:46, said:

We better do our own business. They have troubles too so let them do their things, we do ours.

General Høbbesy, I hope I didn't hurt the self confidence of GLA, let's be peace.

And Dr.Strangelove, if you want to lead Japan into war, do it. Chinese are hungry to wash off their dark days during WW2.

Japan would win. It has the second largest GDP of any nation on earth. America, the country with first, would back them up.

Our international branch's corporate headquarters is located in Tokyo.

This is ECA request radio commuication with Russian General Comr4de.

*Accepted*

General Comr4de, I believe Japan will not join the war and they shouldn't be joining.

-ECA Intelligence Corps.

[Admiral FCS]

Centric, on 27 May 2008, 22:31, said:

Rayburn, on 27 May 2008, 20:32, said:

Centric, you treacherous muppet! The minute our enemy advances, you change sides! >:

Ahh but all is well for one side, but for both it shall not be. As we speak my men scout out your defenses, planting their charges, wiring traps. Be careful were you sit and also check your toilet seat.

TRAITOR YOU WILL PAY FOR IT YES YOU WILL YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY ANTHRAX HAHAHA

[Hobbesy]

What? Stealing our Anthrax beta? You European swines will pay!

[Rayburn]

Christ, why is everyone going bananas here whenever I dare to bugger off and sleep instead of giving orders?

Right...To start this off, here's our situation:
ECA 1st Army Group "Europa's Boys" - Gen. Rayburn - Near Warsaw, Poland
ECA Combat Group Alpha - Maj. Kid - Polish-German Border
ECA 24th Air Support Squadron "Drag's Daredevils" - Lt. Drag - Central Poland
ECA 74th Leopard Division "Leopard's Claw" - Cpt. Metalic - Near Warsaw, Poland
ECA 15th Armour Division "The Dutch Leopards" - Lt. Dutch - Polish-German Border
ECA Intelligence Field Ops - Cpl. Chopper - Near Warsaw, Poland

Your orders are as follows:
My 1st Army Group as well as Captain Metalics Leopards will establish a heavy defence line with Warsaw being the centre.
In the meantime, the Daredevils will patrol the area and harass any Russian ground forces. As soon as the main body of the enemy attack shows up, the Tigers will fall back to the Warsaw-line and provide cover for our troops during the battle. We will hold out as long as possible. Our flanks will be supported by the Americans who established their own defensive perimeter in south-eastern Europe

At the same time, Major Kid's Combat Group will reinforce our blockade along the border. I want that place to become a fortress, Major. Our Warsaw troops will hold the line to buy you as much time as possible but as soon as Ivan's getting the upper hand in Poland, we will fall back to your position, so be ready. The Dutch Leopards will be helping you.

Lastly, I have a few promotions. This has nothing to do with favours, I simply want to strengthen our command structure

Major Kid => Lieutenant Colonel Kid
Corporal Chopper => Lieutenant Chopper
Lieutenant Drag => Captain Drag
Lieutenant Dutch => Captain Dutch

The division commanders are now Captains and Chopper has a rank that fits his profession. Major Kid, having served the ECA since the first day of the war, is rewarded for his valiant efforts to hold down the enemy. Captain Metalic, you're also doing a good job, mate. Keep it up and you may call yourself Major Metalic soon.

Edited by Rayburn, 28 May 2008 - 07:09.

[Jazzie Spurs]

This is L.T Kid, Operation Turtle's heaven is going Okay sir!
Defences status 25%

[Kaido]

We will patrol the area...If we see some ruskie coming, were going to send him back before he could say "OMG"