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[Archon]

Life doesnt make sence.

[Chyros]

A new rat plague has come to town, waiting for infirmed cowboys to bring them their promised lipstick rations. Since nowadays the price of embroidered feline hair carpets has risen, they has decided to bring down the amount of sewage in other continents before moving on to their next project. This entails measuring the time hippopotami take to fall out of the sky on a dry tuesday evening. Once these tasks have been completed, they will flurp.

[Umbrella Secrets]

This :banbutton: doesn't make sense.

[Dauth]

How long has this place been a hallucination?

Jolly good.

[Overdose]

Great White Shark vs Piranha Swarm













































The Zebra wins.

[Zeke]

This Makes no Sense

[Wizard]

Paradoxically speaking it makes sense, but then as it's a paradox it is an infinite loop and therefore can neither have a start nor an end we come to the dicotimy of how can possibly make any sense when we have neither a beginning or an end to fashion a logical conclusion as to how the paradox started.

Or that could just be bollox

[Destrukto]

The cake isnt a lie.

[Chyros]

It is never too late to be on time. Especially not if you're timely late, or lately on time. Because being lamely tight is not the same.

[Sgt. Nuker]

"I agree to disagree with you."

"Right."

"Stop agreeing with me already."

"Okay."

[Dauth]

[Physics joke] I saw a reaction today, the entropy of the entire universe was reduced. [/Physics joke]

[Chyros]

Vegetables are made of fail and wimp and cowardly.

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

We must have justice.
There is always another cake.
Go inform the queen.
There are weasels in my slacks.
Why is the moon green?

[Destrukto]

Tomahawk cruise missile YTMND:

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn’t.

In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

Edited by Destrukto, 19 March 2008 - 17:09.

[Chyros]

Cats feed dogs to underpants. Afterwards, they scrape off the soot... and have a nice little barbecue.

[Sgt. Nuker]

I'd rather squirt lemons into my eyes than listen to all of that VTEC crap.

[E.V.E.]

Beware of Chyros' senseless Posting Ability, I think it's imbalanced!

- E.V.E.

[TheDR]

Why do you build me up,

That makes sense no?

[Sgt. Nuker]

Somethings tells me this isn't about the Blue Jays anymore.

[MR.Kim]

Sometimes, I don't know about something. Something is bigger and bigger.

[Chyros]

E.V.E., on 21 Mar 2008, 19:03, said:

Beware of Chyros' senseless Posting Ability, I think it's imbalanced!

Making no sense is a chemist class ability .

Having the utterly lowest amount of lice in orange peelings is the new national directive. Proper coleslaw-seeding agents have been dispersed to do so. This will cause a shift in hair colour of the general population of the northern peninsulas and will crack the crab's claws. Of course, leaving behind a trail of purple goo in the process. I will now dictate the will of the frog:

"Because green is blue, light blue is not considered a major threat to society. Therefore, green is not purple and purple is green. Because if green were purple, purple couldn't be green anymore, could it?"

[E.V.E.]

He striked again!

- E.V.E.

[Dauth]

On Tuesday i was considering hunting alpha, but scintillating results meants I had no need to

[E.V.E.]

I know.

I didn't have seen you infront hiding behind some Plants.

- E.V.E.

[Dauth]

The rack was annoying, but then they went away.