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[Dr. Strangelove]

Very simple, you say what you would do in the situation posted by TPAM, then post your own situation.

Example:

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Poster 1:
You are in a building surrounded by zombies.

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Poster 2:
I'd kick they're asses.

You wake up, and everybody is gone.

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Poster 3:

Rob stores.

You win 100 billion dollars.

EDIT: My situation:

You're in an airplane but the pilot was killed by a terrorist. Fortunately someone else killed the terrorist. But now you're stuck in a plane without a pilot.

Edited by J.R. Bob Dobbs, 14 April 2008 - 05:39.

[LCPL Carrow]

So I take the controls. I'm not licensed, and certainly not on a commercial airliner, but I've piloted aircraft before. I could keep the thing in the air, at least, and if I had someone on the net talking me through it, I think I could probably land the thing. Wouldn't be a 3-wire (good) landing, but it'd be a (fairly) safe landing all the same

EDIT: Whoops, forgot the new scenario:
You're at a restruant with your buddies and they bail on you, leaving you with the tab. You don't have enough to cover it. What do you do?

Edited by PFC Carrow, 14 April 2008 - 05:52.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Whack the waiter over the head with a solid gold crowbar, and leave it as payment while I hunt down my so called "friends".

You forget the password on your only computer.

[E.V.E.]

I check my Mobile Phone to find it out again.

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You're in a Room with 2 Doors.
One leads to death, other to freedom and a wonderfull world etc.
One Guard wich only tells lies is infront of a door.
One Guard wich only tells the truth is infront of the other door.
You don't know wich Guard always says the truth and wich one always lies.
You also don't know wich Door is the door to freedom, but that's your task.

Find out wich door leads to freedom by asking one or both Guards Max. 1 Question

- E.V.E.

[Dr. Strangelove]

*Pulls out copy of that wonderful book, Godel,Escher, Bach*

EDIT: Heh, I didn't need GEB in the first place.

I ask them both," Is the other one lying?".

EDIT2: I just realized that wouldn't work, so I ask:

"How much is 2+2?"

The world ends tomorrow and you may die! What do you do?

Edited by J.R. Bob Dobbs, 14 April 2008 - 06:48.

[Troa Barton]

Have a great time before the world ends.

What if you wake up and your family, relatives, friends, and everyone you knew had been killed by a phsychopath who was onto you next?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Firstly, it's called a psychopath.

I would turn the motherfucker into the police.

You meet a sentient being from the fourth dimension who can somehow communicate with you.

[Troa Barton]

Sentient?

I would return it to its dimension.

What if you found a top secret document that answered all secrets of the universe that caused you to be hunted by everyone?

[E.V.E.]

I'd gathered enough People that'll follow my Lead and would die for the Cause and then use the secrets to overtake the earth!

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What would you do if you sit in a Room, on the 13th Floor in a Skyscraper and suddenly one Dude that sits beside the dude who sits besides you gets a Headshot and suddenly 5 Seconds after that, the dude besides you gets a Headshot aswell?

- E.V.E.

[Waris]

Stay out of any windows, then work things out from there.

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You are driving a car, stopped a moment to pee in a nearby bush. Suddenly you spotted a lion. What will you do?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Get inside the elevator.

You are a two-dimesional being on a mobius strip.

[Waris]

That's irrelevant to my situation.

[Nid]

I'd find a book entitled "Relevance to my situation"

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You find yourself in a local park, on a bench with your best friend's recent ex-girlfriend, cuddling with you and gagging to make out with you.
On the one hand, she's hot.
On the other hand, you enjoy the company of your best friend...

[Overdose]

I'd make out with her because she's no longer his. Besides he probably already got over her and is looking for other people.

The mushroom you just ate is highly toxic. You are struck with paralysis and you are having more difficult breathing with each passing second. What would you do to survive?

[Mr. Mylo]

Eat more to die faster, because I wouldnt know what to do else...

You wake up near Bill gates, In your right hand you have a gun and in your left you have a bunch of flowers, which hand would you use? and how? xD

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'd hand him both to commemorate his financial sucess.

[Mr. Mylo]

isnt there anything missing?

Edited by MYLO, 14 April 2008 - 18:08.

[Overdose]

I'd shove the flowers into his mouth. Shove the gun up his rear and pull the trigger.

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You find yourself in command of a german u-boat in WW2. You just fired a torpedo at a transport vessel, however a destroyer in the horizon has spotted you. You emergency dive under a gun salvo and barely touch the bottom of the ocean. You rig the engine to 'silent running' and attempt to slip away. The destroyer has already catched up to you and begins to drop depth charges in a round pattern attemping to sink you. Eventually the destroyer is directly above you and keeps dropping more charges with it's seemingly endless supply.

What do you do?

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'd move up as fast as I can and stealthily ram the destroyer.

Another sub-themed one: You are the commander of a SSBN(nuclearsubmarine), and communications have been cut off from command. you believe it is because of a nuclear attack, but are not sure. Do you fire your missiles?

[Alie]

Yes.
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If someone answered your question with "no" whether or not it was a question answerable with either yes or no, how do you respond?

[BillyChaka]

Five

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You realize this thread sucks balls. What next?

[Alie]

I'd ask you to leave.

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Say a car crashed through your front door, with a child in the driver's seat. The child is crying and possible injured. What would be your next course of action?

Edited by Alie, 14 April 2008 - 20:10.

[Nid]

Pull the child out of the vehicle, then proceed to beat it with a crowbar for knocking over the expensive ornaments on the radiator panel by the door.

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You have just been given a sum of 1,000,000, in your local currency.
The people who gave it to you keep hinting at charitable causes, but you have your eye on that lovely looking car that you've wanted since you were 14...

[E.V.E.]

I'd put it in a Bank.

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You sit with a Girl / Boy ( The opposite Gender of you ) on a Bench, at a Lake at Midnight.
The Moon is cleary visible and both of you look at it.
It's Silent ...

You know this Person for a very long time, you even have been together with him/her but because of some other Idiots your Relationship got destroyed.
5 Months later you meet again and it comes to the Situation I described above.

You're unsure about your feelings.

What would you do?

Kiss the Person or not?

- E.V.E.

[Overdose]

Depends. I'd have a really long conversation with her and see if could come to a mutual agreement. I'd at least try to be friends with her though if possible.

If someone offered you an immense amount of money, would you take it for a game of russian roullete? One bullet, 2 shots.