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[Jok3r]

I'd take the gun, turn it on the person with the money, leave with cash in hand. If that wasn't possible, no, I wouldn't play the game
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You know the world will end tomorrow. What do you do with your remaining time on earth.
~Swimmer

[Soul]

Waste it doing nothing.


It's World War 3, what are you going to do?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Get in a fallout shelter a soon as possible.

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You are living in Soviet Russia during Lenin's final years. You live a life of oppression and toil. Many of your loved ones have died, but many of them are still alive, and you cannot take them with you. You have an aunt who lives in Berlin(before the Nazis), and from there you should be able to make it to America. You have one hope of escape, to go to the farthest south-western reaches of the USSR and cross the border there. The snow is extremely heavy, and there are patrols that will shoot you on site. You can wear a white fur coat to camouflage yourself, but your chances of survival are extremely low. Do you make a run for it?

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

No. I buy a rifle and snipe the patrols before escaping in my commie-mobile.

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You are stuck in the woods, and there is a lousy excuse for a sniper about 500 feet from you. You only have a knife and clothes. The sniper is a bad shot and he can't currently see you, but he has a silenced rifle, knows your general location, and you can't see him. Whaddya do?

Edited by Penguin_Pyromaniac, 15 April 2008 - 02:31.

[Dr HaxX]

Catch the sniper in the reflection of my knife and book it in a zig zag pattern into an enclosed space when he looks away, then using my clothes and knife to treat any non fatal wounds I incur.

You wake up one morning as the opposite gender.

Edited by Match, 15 April 2008 - 02:46.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Since you gave me a lousy answer for my situation...

I'd hack the game and insta-kill him then make it appear that he was the hacker so he gets banned.

EDIT: Beat me to it.

I'd fuck myself.

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You are trapped in a house due to an avalanche of reading material from a slightly crazy person who has an obession with anything he touches and hence cannot throw it away.

Edited by J.R. Bob Dobbs, 15 April 2008 - 02:50.

[Jok3r]

Cover the reading material with oil, light it up, and retreat to my bunker beneath the house.
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You realize that everyone you know is a scientologist, and you have been classified as an SP

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

Edit: Damn. Intercepted.
I would become an atheist while praying for God to spare me from living hell.
EDIT: I mean, DECLARE myself an atheist (lie).
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You are a walking tree and you see crazy guys with flamethrowers moving toward you.

Edited by Penguin_Pyromaniac, 15 April 2008 - 05:14.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Ent?

[Dr HaxX]

Penguin_Pyromaniac, on 14 Apr 2008, 19:53, said:

I would become an atheist while praying for God to spare me from living hell.

That is the funniest line ever.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Quote

Make like a tree and leave!

Cheesy Back to the Future quote, but it was really appropriate.

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People can hack RL.

[Alie]

Then I wouldn't join their server

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If you had a husband, be you male or female who is pregnant, what would you do to the baby?

[Nid]

Shoot him in the gut.
He deserves the pain for not informing me he has a hospitable intestine.
The 3 legged baby should die, lest it lead a life of torture and bullying from "normal" kids.

[Alie]

I would say, "you've failed D:"

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After a brief peace, there is unrest between two under developed nations. As the leader of a International Super Power, what do you do?

[Overdose]

Attempt to strike a commercial deal with one of the nations. If successful, I'd supply them with arms. Eventually I'd start charging for it. (This happens all the time).

You are the leader of a small nation. Your navy finds a submarine of a global superpower in your territorial waters.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Since I believe that you are implying its a nuclear sub, I'd board it and threaten the nations of the world with a nuclear attack, thereby getting lots of money, then ransoming the sub and its crew afterwards, but not before examining all of the technology on board to create designs for more advanced weapons.

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You are the leader of a global superpower and your nuclear sub is found in the waters of a small nation.

[Alie]

"SUBLARS BATTERYS 1-12 ENGAGE, FIRE!"

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A wanzer(walking tank, or mecha) winds up in your backyard, with a dead pilot in the cockpit. Everything else is operational and the wanzer itself is not at all damaged, as the pilot died of a heart attack. What do you do?

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'd sell it to the highest bidder(large countries).

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The members of a wacky religious cult were right, and a bunch of aliens start killing everybody who doesn't believe.

[Alie]

Counter with zombies.

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you suddenly find dogs, cats and other animals are sexually attractive.

[Dr. Strangelove]

go to www.aerisdies.com
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You wake up in the same bed as Wolf Blitzer.

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

EDIT: nevermind. Bob beat me.
I get the hell out of bed, and run out screaming out of my room. Later, I call the police. And interview him in the meantime as a distraction.
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You wake up in the middle of the night to find out that you are suddenly fluent in every single language every created.

Edited by Penguin_Pyromaniac, 18 April 2008 - 00:14.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Invent Beta-Crypt 3(and attend an Esperanto gathering)

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O NOES! You are in a desert with nothing but the clothes you're wearing.

[Overdose]

Search for tracks and attempt to reach civilization alive. Maybe run into an oasis on the way =3

You just amputated the wrong patient. What will you do to save your medical carreer?

[Alie]

Blame it on some logistical error.

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A cat jumps onto your bed. but It has a knife in it's mouth.

[Hobbesy]

Pull the gun thats under my pillow and shoot it.

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Aliens from another dimension invade, oh noes!