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[Admiral FCS]

Well this maybe not very true but Mr. Warlord, can we forge an alliance?

[Dauth]

Høbbesy, on 8 Jun 2008, 2:05, said:

... So we'll split the bill three ways then?

This is a civilised meeting, no GLA need to attend.

[Hobbesy]

Dauth, on 7 Jun 2008, 20:07, said:

Høbbesy, on 8 Jun 2008, 2:05, said:

... So we'll split the bill three ways then?

This is a civilised meeting, no GLA need to attend.

You're no fun. *Walks back to transport while dragging his AK.*


Lashing ropes and crumbing metal
Flashing shells pierced the hull
Dashing hopes for our deliverance
As we watched the burning wreck
With the smoke of battle clearing
Over graves in dirt defiled
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Farewell Thunder Child!
Farewell Thunder Child!

Edited by Høbbesy, 08 June 2008 - 01:10.

[Code Monkey]

Hmm, I guess we'll call it a day then. Take that you ECA dogs! Come on comrades, it is time to prepare for the next fight. *puts his AK-105 over his shoulder in a victorious manner, then heads back to the city with his unit for pick up*

[Admiral FCS]

Oh really?

*Shells exploded in front of u*

[Libains]

Høbbesy, on 8 Jun 2008, 1:58, said:

GLA to the rescue!

There were tanks of shapes and sizes
Scattered out along the field
And I thought I heard her calling
As the artillery pulled away
The Invaders must have seen them
As across the woodlands they filed
Standing firm between them
There lay Thunder Child

Moving swiftly across the fields
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a mighty metal War-Lord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering
'Come on Thunder Child'
'Come on Thunder Child'

Lashing ropes and crumbing metal
Flashing shells pierced the hull
Dashing hopes for our deliverance
As we watched the burning wreck
With the smoke of battle clearing
Over graves in dirt defiled
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Farewell Thunder Child!
Farewell Thunder Child!

Stop it with War of the Worlds - that's the musical now. *Dives at Evilgmk and pulls him away at the last second* We will retaliate you scum. Onwards to the next battleground!

[Code Monkey]

Aargh! You ECA bsstards! There's shells raining down ontop of the entire city! Get to the choppers!

[Hobbesy]

AjPod, on 8 Jun 2008, 5:58, said:

Stop it with War of the Worlds - that's the musical now.

NEVER!!!!11

[Whitey]

Evilgmk, on 8 Jun 2008, 10:01, said:

Aargh! You ECA bsstards! There's shells raining down ontop of the entire city! Get to the choppers!

Did somebody say:


-Boidy

[Admiral FCS]

*U monted chopper*

*Ur chopper took off*

*AA moved into position*

*AA firing*

*Ur chopper suffered serious damage*

*Ur chopper flee away*

Warsaw does not welcome u. Thank u.

[Code Monkey]

FHSSCH are you familiar with the term "power actions" at all? Because that's precisely what you're doing, and have been doing this whole time.

[Jazzie Spurs]

This is Sgt. Major Kid. Reporting from a Russian POW Camp to ECA Commanders. I need help. I shall send My coordinates later. I am going to rescue some ECA soldiers.

[Admiral FCS]

Sir this is Chopper, good to hear you are alive. Dont get caught when rescuing our soldiers. Drag shall depart immediately. I need your coorinance.

[Code Monkey]

If it is alright with you General Alias, I would like to be reassigned to the main POW camp to keep watch over it.

[Dr. Strangelove]

This has gone too far. Sales are down. This war is causing a downturn in the economy. This the first time we've had negative growth in several decades. We have to step in. Send in ... the Men in Black.

Our orbital drop pod landed safely. We've secured the rebuilt Chernobyl, currently the largest nuclear facility not under the control of the RAND Corporation Trust(aka The Conspiracy). I have a team of elite Men in Black here, but the Commies have already dispatched troops to take us out. We need to start the meltdown process and blow this Popsicle stand.

-Initializing control console...
-Disabling all safety features...
...
...
...
-Safety features disabled.
-WARNING: The analogue automatic emergency control rod system has been manually disabled!
-Removing graphite control rods from the reactor...
-Draining all coolant...
-Reversing turbines/dynamos...
***CORE TEMPERATURE RISING IN ALL 8 REACTORS***
-control console disabled

Thats it boys. We've primed the thing for a steam explosion, which will also set off munitions and fuel stored here as an added bonus. The reactors have been completely deprived of any cooling abilities. The ensuing catastrophe should devastate all of Eastern Europe(Not to mention the West, but those are 'acceptable losses').

I've blown up the control room. We need to Get The Fuck Out of here NOW!

*A couple days later*

Eric Bryce: "... an unknown terrorist organization has caused Chernobyl to melt down..."

Oorah!

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 09 June 2008 - 07:12.

[Libains]

Good thing the MIB are a figment of your imagination Strangelove, or we might have a few problems.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Weather patterns have spread the fallout all over Europe.

AjPod, on 9 Jun 2008, 10:17, said:

Good thing the MIB are a figment of your imagination Strangelove, or we might have a few problems.

You don't know that. All you know is that somebody did it.

[Admiral FCS]

Umm, Dr., I just want to know does your heroic effort put TREMOR into a useless iron box?

Also troops, watch out for fallout and wear chem suits. It might be bulky but it can save u from nuclear waste, rather than die by Ruskie's ammos.

Edited by FHSSFCS, 09 June 2008 - 23:07.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Heck no. Of course they still have their Tremors. Don't under estimate the Commies, they have thick skin. While the meltdown has most likely been devastating, they are still probably more than a match for the ECA.

[Admiral FCS]

Dr. Strangelove, on 9 Jun 2008, 16:32, said:

Heck no. Of course they still have their Tremors. Don't under estimate the Commies, they have thick skin. While the meltdown has most likely been devastating, they are still probably more than a match for the ECA.

WHAT??!! This thing is more dangerous to ECA than Russia??!!

[Dr. Strangelove]

FHSSFCS, on 10 Jun 2008, 4:35, said:

WHAT??!! This thing is more dangerous to ECA than Russia??!!

Possibly...

[Libains]

Certainly - they were turned to the Russian war effort by me and my comrades, you silly ECA ninnies.

[Dr. Strangelove]

AjPod, on 11 Jun 2008, 0:00, said:

Certainly - they were turned to the Russian war effort by me and my comrades, you silly ECA ninnies.

Wat?

[Alias]

Fire the tremor at FHSSFCS!


CRITICAL HIT!

FHSSFCS fainted.

*Alias gains 9001 exp*

Edited by Alias, 11 June 2008 - 05:46.