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Started By markintellect, Jun 16 2008 19:12
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 19:17
Uncyclopedia said:
Barbeque is a term for any of several realated methods of preparing food over an open fire. Barbequeing was first invented by prehistoric humans who lived along I-95 near Orlando; anthropologists believe barbequeing became popular because the smoke of a burning Brontosaurus carcass would keep the mosquitoes away for weeks - and mosquitoes were a lot bigger then.
Barbequeing, or "Bar B Q ing", appears then to have been lost to civilization throughout Biblical times, except in Israel, where it was practiced religiously. For the rest of the world, the barbeque was rediscovered accidentally by an Persian nomad in the summer of 1241 AD, when the food he was preparing in a pot exploded and was totally consumed by the consequent fire. Seeing this as a reason to gather friends together for a discussion of sultanic politics, virgins in heaven and camel saddles, he called several friends to his tent and repeated the process, after which they hired a woman to clean up.
Since that time, Bar-B-Q has become more and more sophisticated, until today, even Eskimo women can burn large quantities of baby seal meat without any help from the men.
Barbequeing, or "Bar B Q ing", appears then to have been lost to civilization throughout Biblical times, except in Israel, where it was practiced religiously. For the rest of the world, the barbeque was rediscovered accidentally by an Persian nomad in the summer of 1241 AD, when the food he was preparing in a pot exploded and was totally consumed by the consequent fire. Seeing this as a reason to gather friends together for a discussion of sultanic politics, virgins in heaven and camel saddles, he called several friends to his tent and repeated the process, after which they hired a woman to clean up.
Since that time, Bar-B-Q has become more and more sophisticated, until today, even Eskimo women can burn large quantities of baby seal meat without any help from the men.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 21:20
Encyclopedia Dramatica>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncyclopedia
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 23:11
Tbh I find Uncyclopedia offensive..
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 23:35
What's the point of a satire/parody site if it isn't offensive?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 23:40
You'll find out >_>
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 23:42
No it's the Internets
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:35
I prefer Encyclopedia Dramatica over Uncyclopdedia...but.
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:40
Destiny, on 17 Jun 2008, 14:05, said:
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
It has moved... to /b/ >_>
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:55
Women
"Women aren't objects! Their body are." -I forgot
"Oops..." -God.
"Women aren't objects! Their body are." -I forgot
"Oops..." -God.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:52
Waris, on 16 Jun 2008, 16:20, said:
Encyclopedia Dramatica>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncyclopedia
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Edited by Høbbesy, 17 June 2008 - 08:58.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:33
Try http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SEHS .
Edit - oh, and this one's hilarious:
http://uncyclopedia..../George_W._Bush
Make sure you run your mouse over all the hyperlinks.
Edit 2:
The quote at the top of this one is hilarious. I genuinely laughed out loud.
http://uncyclopedia....eous_combustion
Edit - oh, and this one's hilarious:
http://uncyclopedia..../George_W._Bush
Make sure you run your mouse over all the hyperlinks.
Edit 2:
The quote at the top of this one is hilarious. I genuinely laughed out loud.
http://uncyclopedia....eous_combustion
Edited by CommanderJB, 17 June 2008 - 09:40.
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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 15:09
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 17:35
Check the one about Hitler. I almost litteraly ROFLMAO'ed :rotfll:
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 17:52
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:29
Zhen Ji, on 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, said:
Tbh I find Uncyclopedia offensive..
You are not alone .
If you have something to contribute for the Shockwave archive please share or point me to it !
[indent][indent] [/indent][/indent]
And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
[indent][indent] [/indent][/indent]
And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:32
Ektufall, on 19 Jun 2008, 12:29, said:
Zhen Ji, on 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, said:
Tbh I find Uncyclopedia offensive..
You are not alone .
then you haven't seen alot yet
ever heard of encyclopedia dramatica? i dont find it offensive at all myself but im sure some people do. just search politically correct subjects like: "african-americans" or "nazi's".
it's time to wake up
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:35
maybe someday I will dig deeper
If you have something to contribute for the Shockwave archive please share or point me to it !
[indent][indent] [/indent][/indent]And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
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And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 12:11
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Encyclopedia Dramatica>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncyclopedia
Edited by Waris, 19 June 2008 - 12:12.
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