Last night I went to a bar to chase some skirt. I found this really nice girl and offered to buy her a drink. She accepted and we started to talk about random things. When I noticed she was bluntly flirting me an evil idea came across my mind. This poor woman would become a vessel of my revenge for every bad experience in those 10 something years I've spent countless amounts of time after women.
When she placed her hand on my shoulder and leaned over to whisper something to me. I smiled, took a sip from my glass and said:
"I have herpes."
The woman immediately backed off and sat there for a moment speechless. She eventually left. When she was gone, I burst into laughter and eventually was escorted out of the bar after being accused of being high (apparently I laughed so much they were accusing me of being stoned). That was one of my most satisfying experiences I've had in my life.
You think I'm an asshole? Believe me, people have done to me worse things. If you think of pulling off something similar, believe me you'll love it and never regret it. Well, that's all for today. Thanks for reading :o
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I'm such a prick!
Started By Overdose, Jun 24 2008 18:46
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 18:50
ROFL, evil yet incredibly funny XD
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 18:53
I detect win 
You have a good sense of humour Overdose!
You have a good sense of humour Overdose!
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 18:55
You are fucking awesome. No sarcasm.
However, I would suggest not to make a habit of this.
However, I would suggest not to make a habit of this.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 18:56
worst come-on ever... 
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 18:59
ROFL. Bloody brilliant!!!! Poor girl - must have had her night ruined, but for all you know you just prevented date-rape I might well try that once upon a time. Fantastic - hats off to you Overdose!!!
I might well try that once upon a time. Fantastic - hats off to you Overdose!!!
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:10
Overdose, on 24 Jun 2008, 19:46, said:
I have herpes.
Seriously though, I lol'd. Although as Stinger said, don't make a habit of this.
Edited by Rich19, 24 June 2008 - 19:10.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:14
Bloody good show, Overdose, absolutely brilliant 
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:25
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* HAHAH *cough**cough*
Nice one mate!
Nice one mate!
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:27
*High fives*
Ha! Gave you cancer .
Ha! Gave you cancer
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Edited by Soul, 24 June 2008 - 19:28.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:34
I do feel a little bad for her because she seemed like a nice girl. However, I'll live. =P
Surely not making this a habit though. Word gets around xD
If I do this another time, I'll not pick a STD. XD
Surely not making this a habit though. Word gets around xD
If I do this another time, I'll not pick a STD. XD
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 19:41
hahaha awesome.
Nice one
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Nice one
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 20:03
Debbie nearly killed me when she discovered me laughing to this, and asked what was so funny.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 20:25
ROFL, that's brilliant! 
Quite subtle, OD .
Quite subtle, OD
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 20:32
Tis funny, though I predict nothing less than shitstorm after this post. 
Don't ask me why though
Don't ask me why though
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 20:54
I wish I COULD ever make myself to doing such things..
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 21:53
Laughing is an awesome experience. The critical high-like laughs make your day. When you laugh while high, they double make your day. Too bad you were "escorted" out of the bar.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 22:01
Cruel and amusing, however now to make everyone feel a little dirty.
The coldsore virus is herpes simplex, if you have ever had a coldsore you carry the virus and will pass it to your children since it is carried from either parent. In one case the known Pianist Clive Wearing, had a severe reaction to the virus and suffered severe anterrograde amnesia.
The coldsore virus is herpes simplex, if you have ever had a coldsore you carry the virus and will pass it to your children since it is carried from either parent. In one case the known Pianist Clive Wearing, had a severe reaction to the virus and suffered severe anterrograde amnesia.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 22:04
Thanks for the Biology update Dauth - just what we all needed to know!!
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 22:59
Stinger, on 24 Jun 2008, 14:55, said:
You are fucking awesome. No sarcasm.
Indeed. I lol'd
Next time tell her your an axe murderer.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 23:09
Sounds like a plan, errr... Liz (was looking for Stan there really)
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:03
Apparently she doesn't get it. If you've had chicken pox, you technically have herpes. >.>
She doesn't seem like the one to enjoy a touch of sarcasm, otherwise she'd have acknowledged your cheery jab with a witty retort of her own. Something to the effect of "I have man-flu" or something ridiculous.
She doesn't seem like the one to enjoy a touch of sarcasm, otherwise she'd have acknowledged your cheery jab with a witty retort of her own. Something to the effect of "I have man-flu" or something ridiculous.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:31
I have to say nice done.
So it was payback time for you
I did something like this to my girlfriend and guess what she burst into laughter.
So you can see there are woman that have a very good sense for humor.
By the way i did marry her and we are now 19 years together.
Best regards
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So it was payback time for you
I did something like this to my girlfriend and guess what she burst into laughter.
So you can see there are woman that have a very good sense for humor.
By the way i did marry her and we are now 19 years together.
Best regards
Wi-Ta
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:47
Gahahahah! Nice one
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