"Some say that when it's cold outside you can find him wresting the Loch Ness Monster, and that his toe-nails are made of silver... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
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The Stig
Started By Hobbesy, Jul 01 2008 07:44
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:19
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"Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."
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"Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."
Just a couple of my favourites. He is just awesome. and not a bad driver either :O
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:25
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Some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs...
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Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig
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Some say in a recent late night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh...
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Some say if he were getting divorced from Paul McCartney he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut...
These are some of my favourites.
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:34
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Some say he founded E-Studios, some say he is really a yellow Badger in disguise... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:37
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Some say he's the real father of Prince Harry, and that at night he is pickled in moet champagne
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 10:10
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Some say he picked the Edelweiss without breaking a sweat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 18:00
"Some say he eats dried seaweed in Tabasco sauce, and that he chugs beer bottles... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
Edited by Høbbesy, 01 July 2008 - 18:01.
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Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:08
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Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles.
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Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees... and Australia... and Koo Stark... and Ant... and Dec. All we know is, he's called the Stig.
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It's well known fact that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing what what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a brickwall on the path of history.
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