Me:
why hello god
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
...
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither were you when you shouted at me D:
God:
:-) I was.
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
....
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
are you really that idiotic?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am that idiotic.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
sure you are, and im jesus christ
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am and im jesus christ.
Me:
you are and idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am and idiot.
Me:
my name is brad,
God:
OK I will call you brad.
Me:
D:
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
you seem like a jack-ass
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
these kids today
God:
Ah. Which ones?
Me:
all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
o rly?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.
Me:
it means Oh really?
God:
Oh I get it. For real.
Me:
k
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
the cake is a lie
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
the cake is a lie
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
then
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why
God:
" Give me a break."? Why?
Me:
yes why
God:
Great. Why ask why?
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ye
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
D:
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about The cake is a lie.
Me:
well it is
God:
Well that's okay. Huh.
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, brad.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how long are we going to repeat this/
God:
More than three years.
Me:
OH NOES!
God:
How can I help you? How old are you?
Me:
your god, shouldnt you know?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god should not me know.
Me:
...WHAT
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the 'no' part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
studies show that 99.99% of people who hear that statment do not care
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
STOP THAT
God:
" My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap."? Stop it.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you a homo
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
ah....i just thought....
God:
Ah hah. Why?: brad said thought.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
awsome
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
it context yes, but many people see it as a sign of affection
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you global village idiot
God:
Message to all robots: brad called me an idiot.
Me:
Crap
God:
Your criticism is noted, brad.
Me:
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so indeed
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
10:1 in my favour
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
noooo/sarcas,
Me:
Me:
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i am good at maths
God:
Interesting explanation. How did you get into it?
Me:
school, like 100% of the population
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
anything
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
we
Me:
Me:
God:
Do you mean, ?
God:
Do you mean, ?
God:
Do you mean, ?
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Do you mean, ?
God:
Do you mean, ?
God:
Do you mean, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ugh?
God:
Er.
Me:
im bored now
God:
Right now? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
mabye you could have cybersex with another machine
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you rapist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: brad said I rapist.
Me:
you retard
God:
Thanks for telling me: brad said I retard.
Me:
that explains alot
God:
" Thanks for telling me: brad said I retard." explains ? I understand. How often?
Me:
A lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
it explains a lot of things
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
im bore
God:
Do your friends call you bore.
Me:
bored*
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
k
God:
So?
Me:
k
God:
Whoa.
Me:
k
God:
Yippee!
Me:
k
God:
Aw.
Me:
k
God:
So?
Me:
k
God:
Mmm.
Me:
k
God:
That's cool.
Me:
im going
God:
Bye!
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, brad.
Me:
TTFN
God:
" TTYL, brad."? TTFN?
Me:
ta ta for now
God:
Oh. See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Edited by Tactical_person, 29 September 2008 - 19:47.