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[Destiny]

*Flips another page, while sitting in the wreckage of the cockpit* ...Autopilot is on. I shall reverse all traces of destruction. *Suddenly everyone is on board the plane again, which is flying 30,000 feet above sea level* Reconstruction complete. Autopilot engaged. *Blinks, then flips another page*

[Libains]

*re-EMPs the plane*
*Destroys autopilot system*
Everyone is now LOST again.

[Destiny]

... *The plane suddenly rebuilds itself and teleports everyone inside, then takes off without a runway and the autopilot is fixed* ...do not attempt to destroy the plane. Autopilot engaged. *Returns to the book*

[Libains]

*The plane become a living organism, and the Earth crashes into a desert island in the far reaches of space, sucked there by a black hole*
*The Earth disintegrates as a plane would and all the planes spill out and act like humans, including ours*
The plane is now LOST.
The Earth has been destroyed by a Black Hole......

[Dr. Strangelove]

Flechette?, on 24 Dec 2008, 0:57, said:

I can't be bothered trawling through all the pages but has anyone at ALL mentioned how to fly this thing?

I have some IRL experience.

[Destiny]

I know the basic theories of how to fly a plane...the joystick, push forward and the plane dives, turn it to the left and the plane banks, pull it back and the plane climbs etc.

... *Disappears*




















































*A white hole appears and spews out everything that the black hole ate* ...

*Inside the cockpit of the plane* ... *Flips another page*

[Dr. Strangelove]

^But can you do even a basic pre-flight diagnostic check? I think not.

[Destiny]

Of course not, I've not played any flight sims yet *Flips another page*

[Admiral FCS]

*Reconstructs Apollo*

*Goes to KENYA*

[Destiny]

This aircraft is currently en-route to an unknown location. Apparently there is no destination. Rich is missing. Ghostrider is missing, too.

[Lord PieMonster]

Dr. Strangelove, on 23 Dec 2008, 16:21, said:

Flechette?, on 24 Dec 2008, 0:57, said:

I can't be bothered trawling through all the pages but has anyone at ALL mentioned how to fly this thing?

I have some IRL experience.

Dr. Strangelove, on 23 Dec 2008, 23:33, said:

^But can you do even a basic pre-flight diagnostic check? I think not.

I take flying lessons, I can do both! well, i dont really know what kind of plane this is supposed to be, but I could probably pull it off.

[Saint]

Wheres the damn Index!?? Who made this!?

[WNxMastrefubu]

Omfg. the monster. it has been bumped!!!

*asks king diji to slay beast*

[Rai]

This is Captain Papaya Master Rai your captain for today. We received intel that there is a hurricane in our direction please prepare your seatbelts, because this would be a bumpy ride!

[WNxMastrefubu]

PAPAYA? all hope is lost....

[Rai]

Oh no please don't throw me out of the plane...AGAIN! D:

[Jordan]

*throws Papaya out of plane*

*Finds an old flight manual*

*begins to read manual*



*posts image macro*

*reaches page 57 out of 1572*

[Destiny]

*Still inside the cockpit, flips a page of his book and blinks...again* ...

[BeefJeRKy]

*burns Destin's cursed book*
LOOK AT ME!!!!!

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

*Outside your aircraft, guarding surrounding airspace. Of cause on a F22 Raptor*

[Dr. Strangelove]

This is your captain speaking, they've nationalized this airline and I'm about to activate the ejection seat. Have a nice day.

[Destiny]

... *A book materializes out of thin air* ... *Continues reading his book, blinks, and repeats every ten seconds*

[Rai]

Hello FS Airlines! I am in a picnic which you just dropped me over there. ._.
And I'm coming back. Have a nice day!

[Admiral FCS]

Incoming transmission...
Authorization code Picard-Epsilon-seven-nine-three...
Authorization code accepted...
Uplinking to Starfleet Command...
Uplinking complete...
Receiving transmission...

This is Admiral Owens Paris speaking to all United Federation of Planets starships.

Gentlemen,

I have a grave news for you all. One of our newest and most technologically advanced starship, USS Fallout, nicknamed Fallout Studios Airliner, has been officially declared LIA as of Stardate 55132.8. All rescue operations has been indefinitely terminated, and no further attempts to find USS Fallout will be commenced. However, in the unlikely situation that USS Fallout survived UFP standard StarGrid's 5791-alpha-gamma-three's Theta radiation zone and hails Starfleet Command, all S&R operations will be re-initiated immediately, priority alpha, and until either USS Fallout journeys home or is confirmed LIA, a 24-hour direct comm channel will be maintained. All other rescue operations will have a priority of beta.

That is the information from Starfleet Command, go on with your assignments, but if USS Fallout appears on the sensors, report immediately to Starfleet Command, hail them, and beam an away team on board with at least two medical officers, since as we all know, Theta radiation is most deadly to humanoid life forms. If possible, use the auxillary crafts to decontaminate the exterior hull.

Transmission terminated...
Comm signal terminating...
Comm signal terminated.

[Destiny]

...*flips another page, and blinks* ...Irrelevant transmission. Deletion of subject complete. *Flips another page, and blinks*