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[Rai]

*press shiny buttons on plane* "Oooh! What does this button do? *Pluto explodes*















*reads Ghost Story no. 2: "Daredevil story" and smiles*

[JJ]

*patches hole with potatoes*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

[SorataZ]

*looks around what to do*

[Admiral FCS]

*Vaporizes Papaya*
*Puts on EV suits and magnetic boots*
*Activates EV suits and magnetic boots*
*Depressurizes the cabin, along with the Papaya dusts*

[SorataZ]

good thing I am immortal...

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

*Refuel and rearmed*

*On guard*

[SorataZ]

*Gives Raptor an electric bolt rifle with unlimited ammo*

[BeefJeRKy]

*revives Papaya*

[Admiral FCS]

*Depressurization complete*
*Gets out of EV suit and magnetic boots*
*Arms phaser rifle*

[WNxMastrefubu]

*peels banana*

[ultimentra]

*unleashes Dr.Manhattan* BLIND EVERYONE WITH YOUR GIANT BLUE SHLONG!!!

[BeefJeRKy]

ZOMG Dr. Manhattan causes CANCER!

[SorataZ]

*finds a bomb containing Agent Orange* Arm yes/no? *presses yes* ... O.o

[Rai]

I'm a live! Thanks Scope! Now back to business.
*adds laser turrets around the plane, with ECM upgrades, annahilate FCS' robots and calls in a squadron of UFOs to vaporize ammunition and weaponry depots of FCS' arsennal*














*drives plane around Cambodia and reads another ghost story book...and smiles*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...



Computer: Hey, aren't you bothered by all that ruckus and commotion outside?


...

Computer: No response? Damn, I wish I was like that. They're messing up my body and randomly attaching upgrades to it! Jeez, I should just cut the engines and let them all fall up to space!

...

Computer: ...


...

Computer: ...damn it.

[Rai]

*puts peanuts, potatoes, papayas, ice cream, candies and other favorite foods in the storage area*
Hello everyone! This is your captain speaking and I must say its time for dinner *pushes teh red button*. Everyone don't be alarmed its just that the plane is changing its appearance inside and there will be spoons, forks, knifes, napkins, tables and chairs plus candles and the already prepared food appear. Now I will start the prayer and we can all start eating. And don't worry the auto-pilot has been activated.
*recites a prayer* Ok everyone let us eat. Hey who has the chicken? Can someone pass it to me?

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

[SorataZ]

*looks over Destiny's shoulder* War and Peace? Why the saganistanian realm (AKA hell) are you reading russian literature?

[Rai]

Hey you two! Are you coming for dinner or what?

[SorataZ]

Yeah sure, my wife will come too (right side of sig is her best form)

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...


Computer: No, you're hallucinating. Book's genre is science fiction. Also, doesn't require to eat. Damn, gotta stretch a hand out and grope your wife.

[SorataZ]

*Leila cuts Destiny's left arm with her silver katana* You should most certainly NOT do this.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ... *The blood on the floor dissipates, as the cut immediately heals up without any intereference* ...


Computer: You're now armed? Damn, I gotta call Raptor to summon...her...where is that guy?!

*Flips a page and blinks* ... *Continues reading in the flight engineer seat* ...

[Rai]

*washes hands, brushes teeth, goes back to cockpit and drives the plane, while reading the ghost stories No.3*