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[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks*

[SorataZ]

*takes Destiny's book, flips a page and gives him the book back*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ... *Unflips to 2 pages before, blinks, then flips 3 pages ahead and blinks* ...

Flight instruments: *Begins flashing and go haywire*

Computer: DO SOMETHING! I don't wanna die! What's this? An authorization to EJECT THE WARP CORE?! YES! EJECTING WARP CORE NOW!

[SorataZ]

*Warp core ejected* Boom! *ship falls out of Hyperspace* Captain: Dear all passengers, we have a small problem because we have reached a location beyond the civilisated Universe, we wish you all to not panic just because it will not help here between the Milky Way and the Pegasus Galaxy. Please stay still and wait until the SGC sends a spaceship to save us. Thank you.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Error.
Error.
Error.

[SorataZ]

Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error, DAMN IT!

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

[SorataZ]

Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer: At least we're safe, phew.

Flight instrument #∞: *Begins flashing*

Computer: Wh-wha-wha-wha-wha-

Disk error.
Disk error.
Disk error.
SELECT?
Enter.

[SorataZ]

Someone has to look @ the harddrive crystals that they are not molten, else we lose all our data.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...


Computer: Error. Error. Error. Error. Error.

Black Box: Error. Error. Error. Error. Error.

Computer 3: He's not gonna do anything, I'm dead sure.

[SorataZ]

Computer 4: I think so.
Cortana: Calm down guys, I have a plan.

Edited by Kamuik, 25 March 2009 - 13:32.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks*

Computer: 2: So what's the plan? Chief's asleep somewhere else in the galaxy.

[SorataZ]

Cortana: Is is Master Chief after all. The plan is, we will take control over Destiny all at once so he cannot resist and we force him to repair the harddrive crystals so we do not vanish. Then we use his abilities to send SOS to Atlantis containing our position and status.
Computer 2: Great plan, but is Destiny not too powerful for us?
Computer 1: Not anymore, I hacked his security systems the moment he was adjusting his book which the object Kamui Kunitsuna took away.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer 2: So...when do we execute the progr-

*Closes his book and stands up, then leaves the cockpit*

Computer: He stopped flipping pages and blinking! Holy shi-

[SorataZ]

Cortana: Now is our chance! Let us take him over NOW!

[Admiral FCS]

Irrelevant. This ship does not use hard-drive crystals, they are two centuries obsolete.

[SorataZ]

What the saganistanian realm (AKA hell) are we then using?

[Admiral FCS]

Hyperdrive was known to be the warp core replacement in an alternate universe known to have a stable wormhole system, known as "Stargate". Our universe is known as the "Star Trek" universe, when Captain James Tiberius Kirk sets out to explore "To boldly go where no man has gone before". It mus be a fact that you did not had a good grade while you were in the Academy, studying Starfleet history.

[SorataZ]

I am sorry then, but I still live in the year 2009, not the 23rd/24th century. Oh, and btw, Star Trek spaceships are much slower than the ones in Star Gate, who travel to other Galaxies in 3 weeks, wereas Star Trek ones need months to overcome just a few tousend lightyears.

[Admiral FCS]

I must inform you that your informations are not accurate at all. Quantum slipstream drives, which can cross the whole Milky Way Galaxy in three weeks have been built and equipped, but only on newest vessels with the most advanced systems. Starfleet Command has also managed to analyze a Borg transwarp coil, and is analyzing it. Should the transwarp coil be able to be replicated, crossing the whole galaxy would be like a walk in the holographic park.

[Rai]

We will land on USS Enterprise! (No not the one in Star Trek.). The newly improved Carrier of the world it has the ability to carry 300 aircrafts, 50 Helicopters, and 10 Airplanes. :o
Ok now men I shut down the warp drive and we will land in 5 more minutes. Please take your oxygen masks as they drop down. And place it on your mouth. And do what the flight attendants ask you to do.

[Admiral FCS]

Shut down warp core is an IRRATIONAL action, believe me, since all the aircraft's main system powers are routed to it. Now it's shut down, we have all our main systems offline.

[Rai]

We have the glider at our disposal (yeah, I know its low-tech, but its our saviour at the moment.). A large automatic electric fan which powers up the whole airplane in about 1 hour.

[Admiral FCS]

I am curious, since a shuttle is small enough to be stored in a starship, but not a glider in an aircraft.

Also, electric fan consumes energy, where are we going to find it?