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[Generalcamo]

*Steals M16 and shoots a tri-shot on papaya boy's head*

Happy?

Edited by Uber V0lK0v, 11 September 2010 - 13:12.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

That is called three round burst, or burst fire.

** Double tap Uber V0lK0v in chest with a H&K 416**

[Generalcamo]

You know, I AM MADE OF STEEL

*The force travels to Raptor, who is disabled*

Edited by Uber V0lK0v, 11 September 2010 - 14:26.

[-=ViCtOr=-]

"comes back from somewhere"

Soooo now I am BACK!!

And throws an neutron grenade at Volkov killing him.
And the plane and make it crash on a small island somewhere in the pacific

[Major Fuckup]

Seeing as VOLIKOv is made of steel the plane cannot maintain altitude and crashes into the pacific where all passengers on board are killed and VOLIKOv seeing as he is made from steel sinks to the bottom where the pressure crushes him and kills him.

[Generalcamo]

I can still float, I have the strength of 20 bodybuilders.


*Autorestart*

Uh, HUH. I'm underWATER?!?

*Swims to surface*

I better get a new plane...

Edited by Uber V0lK0v, 11 September 2010 - 16:32.

[Generalcamo]

Hello passangers, welcome to Flight 11/6 on fallout airlines. Thank you for traveling with fallout travel.




Procedures are next

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:52, said:

The emergency exit is located in the top right hand corner of the screen, marked by a red X. Alernatively, you can operate your ejector seat by pressing alt+F4 on your keypad. Toilets are located at the rear, although please do not shit bricks until the plane is in flight. Complimentry cookiez will be served in just a few minutes so please sit back, relax, and not worry about any snakes.

Ghostrider, on 4 Dec 2008, 19:51, said:

Attention all passengers, we are now going to go over some procedures, so that you are prepared in case of an emergency. If the plane loses cabin pressure, air masks will drop from the overhead compartments. Be sure to secure your own mask before assisting others. If the person next to you is near death anyways, don't help them. You will probably need the extra oxygen for yourself.

If any of you experience air sickness during our flight, we have provided the lap of the person next to you so as not to make a mess. That said, today's in-flight meal will be fresh spam.

In the case of weird ladies who don't know how to cut their hair appearing on all the Televisions, feel free to use whatever is nearby to smash the televisions. Fallout airlines is already so far in debt that any more loss in money will only make things better.

Finally, in the case of engine failure, loss of a wing, a hole in the plane, etc., please put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.

We are flying over a former soviet base with SAM batteries (Surface-to-Air-Missile). I will pilot the plane, My dog chitzkoi (A cybernetic dog) will co-pilot. Have a nice day.

Edited by Uber V0lK0v, 13 September 2010 - 23:21.

[-=ViCtOr=-]

Uber V0lK0v, on 11 Sep 2010, 18:51, said:

Hello passangers, welcome to Flight 9/11 on fallout airlines. Thank you for traveling with fallout travel.

Not funny.

[Generalcamo]

-=ViCtOr=-, on 13 Sep 2010, 12:43, said:

Uber V0lK0v, on 11 Sep 2010, 18:51, said:

Hello passangers, welcome to Flight 9/11 on fallout airlines. Thank you for traveling with fallout travel.

Not funny.

EHH!!!
I better fix that....

EDIT: Fixed

Edited by Uber V0lK0v, 13 September 2010 - 23:21.

[Rai]

Since the captain got knocked out cold, I guess we need to enroute our selves to Hawaii then!

[Major Fuckup]

Yer one second * locks him self in the cockpit and swoops Destiny's house*

[n5p29]

why don't you make this thread rest in peace? D:

[BeefJeRKy]

seriously this thread deserves a nice tombstone

[Generalcamo]

Tombstone you say? I got one right here:

Now REST IN PEACE