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Prologue:
“Look at this, seriously, this guy is supposed to be a fucking archaeologist, no offence honey” Michael said to Nichole Black “that means he’s supposed to learn from his mistakes and remember shit. In number one he talks to the government agents about the ark and says it’s just a story and Hitler is a twat for wanting it. Ok so then he finds out wow it actually exists and has magic powers cause it kills the French guy and all the NAZIs right?” Caboose asked Brookfield.
“Right.” Was the reply.
“So in number two he dismisses all the fucked up shit about the dried up village and the evil Indian emperor child or what ever his title was, then what happens oh no it is also true, some fucked up shit is going down here too!” He continued.
“Is mike doing his Indiana Jones is a retarded professor speech again?” Harrison said as he entered the room.
“Yeah but he just bought the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and prof. Jones just dismissed it as a bed time story.” James Brookfield replied with a smile, Cabooses movie rants were always funny to watch. Even if everyone thought he was doing it for show.
“Is this the first time he sees it?” Harrison asked.
“Yep.” Nichole answered.
“This is going to be fucking epic then, move over James I want to hear this.”
“Then I’m number three he flips out at his dad cause’ he’s obsessed with the fucking Grail, what is his answer to everyone who asks him? No takers? It’s a bed time story he’s heard all his life. You would think that by now he would consider that this would actually be the real thing, cause guess what? The Germans want it too so watch out and then just to make sure something bad will happen he puts the key to the puzzle in the hands of an incompetent university dean, you know cause that will stop the Germans…”
“So now we have a scary commie Russian chick, with a collection of swords who is obsessed with Crystal Skulls and guess what? He tells this kid that the legend of a city in a memo handed to him is? A fucking bed time story one he tried to find, you know which is more effort that he normally invests in a… why did you pause it Will?” Caboose asked Harrison.
“Because if you are done with your rant I want to watch the movie ok?” Harrison replied.
“K I’m done, but I’m pretty fucking sure that this isn’t a bed time story…”
2 hours later…
“WHAT THE FUCK? Aliens in a fucking space ship who burn people with their eyes if they ask too many questions and then they fuck off? I need a fucking drink.” Michael Caboose said as he got up and went to the mini bar picked up a Molson and walked out of the room.
Laughter followed as most of the team was in tiers at the mock or true display of their team sniper’s display of indignation. Nichole got up and grabbed a few more Molsons and poured herself some port. “I think Michael will need a few more of these and I’ll have some port.” She said as she chased after him.
“Hun I think Garson knows…” Nichole started “I don’t think we should hide it from the guys, I mean if they are our friends then they will understand...”
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K new story, what do you guys think?
Edited by General Kirkov, 17 January 2010 - 15:36.