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#1926 Brad

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 22:23

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[23:10:09] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
LONG TIME NO PLAYING!
[23:10:13] [5.37.49.231 - {LP}Admiral-(NL)]
.
[23:10:17] [5.37.49.231 - {LP}Admiral-(NL)]
?
[23:10:20] [5.3.162.53 - Den]
??
[23:10:35] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
LETS PLAY GEEKS!!
[23:10:38] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
HEEHHEAHHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
[23:12:32] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
damnit so much parties this week
[23:12:41] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[23:13:08] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
With girls?
[23:13:24] Me
LOL
[23:13:41] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
YEAAAA BABY!
[23:13:45] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
so much girls!
[23:13:56] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
Pretty?
[23:14:10] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
SRLY!"!!!!!!!!!
[23:14:44] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
so much HOT GIRLS!
[23:15:19] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
Yeah, latinos girls are very hot I guess
[23:15:46] [5.37.49.231 - {LP}Admiral-(NL)]
?
[23:16:04] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
you must know .. i heard brazilian girls are rly hot!
[23:16:55] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
I wanna in Brazil allready :P
[23:19:09] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
lets play mates!
[23:19:26] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
Well, El Propio, you've tired to fuck girls and now you wanna fuck somebody in shockwave?
[23:19:47] Me
LOL
[23:19:54] Me
EPIC LOL
[23:20:10] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
loollolololololololololololololoolollo
[23:20:26] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
i never get TIRED mate!
[23:21:18] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
In this case your parties must still continue
[23:21:33] [5.37.49.231 - {LP}Admiral-(NL)] is offline
[23:21:37] [5.3.162.53 - Den]
Condoms do not forget
[23:21:54] [5.240.247.0 - El Propio - Laptop]
NEVER forget!
[23:21:58] Me
this whole conversation should be quoted

Hmm, to edit the swears, or to not....

Edited by Tactical_person, 10 October 2008 - 22:27.

You almost did, didn't you?

#1927 Wizard

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 23:36

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Ben: Dauth: says (00:34):
I've just done some cleanups on the wiki
Ben: Dauth: says (00:34):
AJ is my pet wikier and will soon be suggested for promotion to wiki moderator
Wiz says (00:34):
*hand Dauth a leash*
Ben: Dauth: says (00:35):
TY, *remembers for use with EVE later*
Wiz says (00:36):
that is so quoted


Oh dear

#1928 Dauth

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 23:40

Oh dear, you've let AJ know! I wanted him fully wiki trained!

#1929 Libains

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 00:32

Oh dear indeed *has an evil grin moment*
For there can be no death without life.

#1930 Wizard

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 16:20

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Hobbes/Sean says (17:12):
Where is the Galactic Federation?
Hobbes/Sean says (17:13):
( )
Hobbes/Sean says (17:13):
...
Hobbes/Sean says (17:14):
Where are you, Wizard? D:
Wiz says (17:14):
I am sitting outside on the lawn waiting for my new alien overlords to anal probe me
Wiz says (17:14):

Hobbes/Sean says (17:14):
No, they're benevolent, haven't you watched the trailer?
Hobbes/Sean says (17:14):

Hobbes/Sean says (17:15):
They see us as "brothers".
Wiz says (17:15):
Yeah "butt brothers"
Hobbes/Sean says (17:15):
brb, getting my SKS Rifle.
Wiz says (17:15):
hehe
Hobbes/Sean says (17:15):
Bayonet > Aliens
Wiz says (17:16):
Aliens > your ass
Hobbes/Sean says (17:16):
Ass Plug > Aliens
Wiz says (17:16):
Long Alien tentacles > Your Ass Plug
Hobbes/Sean says (17:16):
Pulse Rifle > Alien Shit
Wiz says (17:17):
Aliens don't shit
Wiz says (17:17):
they poo
Hobbes/Sean says (17:17):
By shit I meant there tentacles n' stuff.
Wiz says (17:17):
hehe I know
Hobbes/Sean says (17:17):

Wiz says (17:17):
But if you did
Wiz says (17:18):
Spoiler
> Alien Shit
Wiz says (17:18):
not a pulse rifle
Hobbes/Sean says (17:18):
IMMA SCATMAN
Wiz says (17:18):
rofl
Hobbes/Sean says (17:18):
SKIBADIBOODOPBOBOP


#1931 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 16:40

That wasn't racist you idiot. I was talking about the alien's tentacles and teeth n' crap.

#1932 Wizard

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 16:43

I didn't take that out, something must've gone wrong with copypasta

Technical glitch > idiot

#1933 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 19:20

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Mr. Mylo sagt:
is flora your gf if I am allowed to ask?
Stinger sagt:
No, Flora is an anime character.
Stinger sagt:
She's from Claymore.
Stinger sagt:
Comr4de, Alias and I often joke about these things.
Mr. Mylo sagt:
lol xD ok...
Mr. Mylo sagt:
I failed
Stinger sagt:
No you didn't. And now you probably think I'm some kind of head case.
Stinger sagt:
And you'd be right.
Mr. Mylo sagt:
lol xD
Stinger sagt:
I'm currently giving Defcon 6 a work over.
Mr. Mylo sagt:
nice nice...
Stinger sagt:
It's that horrible 3 vs 3 map with the Derricks.
Mr. Mylo sagt:
it's my fave 6P map
Stinger sagt:
XD
Mr. Mylo sagt:
xD
Mr. Mylo sagt:
failure

Edited by Mr. Mylo, 15 October 2008 - 19:22.

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#1934 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 00:15

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IonCannonDude says (2:11 AM):
But the most intresting thing is the hud.
IonCannonDude says (2:12 AM):
If I understood it properly, it shows every impact of a weapon on the ship.
IonCannonDude says (2:12 AM):
In 3d
IonCannonDude says (2:12 AM):
and wonder how that might be done.
IonCannonDude says (2:13 AM):
Might it just show the same model but in wireframe?
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Welcome to Fallout Studios! says (2:14 AM):
I have no idea what you're talking about
IonCannonDude says (2:14 AM):
http://de.youtube.co...h?v=BhZQEvg1V0Y this
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Welcome to Fallout Studios! says (2:14 AM):
So here's a Kenny with a shoe on his head
IonCannonDude says (2:14 AM):
lol ;)
IonCannonDude says (2:14 AM):
I gotta quote that 8|


#1935 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 22:39

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[6:35:04 PM] Slornie says: Nothing like a potato launcher to instill fear into the enemy's heart :P
[3:36:35 PM] Corey says: The Canadian navy has proven this

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#1936 Dauth

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 22:42

Anyone else suspicious of the timestamps there?

#1937 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 23:56

He was quoting Slornie.

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#1938 Dauth

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 23:59

OK that makes a lot more sense, thanks

#1939 The_Hunter

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 23:19

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Stinger says:
In the cameo, the tip of the gun looks strange to me.
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
how so ?
Stinger says:
Because there was a bit of dust on my screen. LOL!
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
XD!

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#1940 Stinger

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 23:22

My grammar was dire there.

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#1941 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 23:22

^Nice one xD

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#1942 Wizard

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 23:43

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Ben: Dauth: says (00:36):
I just failed to drink water
Ben: Dauth: says (00:37):
that is a rather epic fail
Wiz says (00:38):
*quotes


*facepalm*

#1943 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 23:53

View PostWizard, on 19 Oct 2008, 0:43, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says (00:36):
I just failed to drink water
Ben: Dauth: says (00:37):
that is a rather epic fail
Wiz says (00:38):
*quotes


*facepalm*


I was hoping to find a clip on YT, but this will have to do. Drinking problem?
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#1944 CodeCat

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 22:27

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[00:22] <CodeCat> Ok what the hell... some weird compiler I have installed is over 300 MB
[00:22] <Keyla> hehe
[00:23] * CodeCat hits the 'ban software' button
[00:24] <CodeCat> http://www.fragjunkys.com/homefries/links_.../BanButton2.gif
[00:24] <CodeCat> Oh what the CRAP
[00:25] <CodeCat> It says insufficient space to create temp files needed to remove installation
[00:25] <Keyla> XD
[00:25] <Keyla> lolol
[00:25] <Keyla> windows, right? :P
[00:26] <CodeCat> Yeah
[00:27] <Keyla> the only os that needs *more* space to delete stuff
[00:27] * Keyla sighs

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 22:34

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Comr4de / Luis says:
had to go get a shwer there
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
shockwaver ?
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
XD
Comr4de / Luis says:
XD
Comr4de / Luis says:
yes i bathed in awe and glory

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#1946 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 00:26

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[GEF] Helge129: http://img135.images...5/achmedzu4.png
Dr. Nick: lol nice sig :D
[GEF] Helge129: got horribly bored xD
Dr. Nick: :D
[GEF] Helge129: I think I'll actually use that sig for teh lulz
Dr. Nick: mmm
Dr. Nick: nice skeleton
[GEF] Helge129: lol :P
Dr. Nick: ah fuck
Dr. Nick: I wrote down skeleton instead of Procedure on my physics lab XD
[GEF] Helge129: XD
[GEF] Helge129: quoted :)


#1947 CodeCat

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 00:31

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[02:29] * Zetsuai was kicked by Fae`liin_M`taali (You know the rules...)
[02:29] <CodeCat> And so do I

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#1948 Dauth

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 00:38

I'm going to go with,

huh?

#1949 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 01:26

Think of Rick Dauth :P
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 04:46

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Ignore the spaces, it was his pic.

Apparantly Centric got a new laptop and he put it beside his desktop, and he type one word and sends to me through both of his comps.





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