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#1951 Dutchygamer

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 13:53

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Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe_at_W...inal_Soundtrack
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
scroll down
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
oh wait, this one IS based on a RA2 song xD
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
industrofunk
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:50):
Ah, Industrofuck! no wonder it was so familiar
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
that's why :loels:
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:50):
oops
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:50):
I meant Industrofunk
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:50):
INDUSTROFUCK? xD
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:51):
xD
Richard / Dutchygamer / T-Minus 6 (RA3) says (15:51):
quoting that one xD
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:51):
my finger was on the c
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:51):
OHSHI-
Team Corruption - My mind, soul, body, morals and integrity have been tainted. says (15:51):
xD

Me and Destiny discussing the Universe at War soundtrack for a mod :rotfl:
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#1952 Cuppa

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 22:18

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CuppaRorscach says:
Don't make me laugh when I am eating 0|
Brode says:
wut
CuppaRorscach says:
Your personal message is funny
CuppaRorscach says:
REALLY funny
Brode says:
DOOD
Brode says:
BUT SO TRUE DOOD
Brode says:
There were people who seriously didn't want to allow the LHC to be built because Nostradamus predictid it would destroy the world
Brode says:
Vaguely
Brode says:
Maybe
CuppaRorscach says:
That reminds me of a warm up I wrote in net web design
CuppaRorscach says:
I would use invisbility to sneak into area 51 and....
Play/stop Save as
CuppaRorscach says:
Find out that there are no aliens, Illumanatis or Men in Black there. I would actualy just find some bahjillion dollar spyplane and uhh something elese
Play/stop Save as
Brode says:
Something...ELSE...
Brode says:
DUNDUNDUN!!!
CuppaRorscach says:
Maybe porn stars
Brode says:
CYBER PORN STARS
CuppaRorscach says:
Conspiracy theorists may have guessed Illumanati guys or men in black
CuppaRorscach says:
But could never suspect something like...
CuppaRorscach says:
PORN STARS
Brode says:
True
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<_<
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>_>
Brode says:
EYES ARE EVERYWHERE
CuppaRorscach says:

Play/stop Save as
Brode says:
DUDE I THINK *static* top secret!
CuppaRorscach says:
WE SHOULD TOTALLY POST THIS ON ABOVE TOP SECRET.COM LOLOLOLOL
Brode says:
OLOLOL
Brode says:
LOLO
Brode says:
OLO
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OLO
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CuppaRorscach says:
That is amazing.
Brode says:
Yes

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#1953 Nid

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 21:20

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   [Ginger Chris]    -       The Crowd Will Only Like Me If They're Really Fuckin' Drunk     says:
When I say shotgun you say wedding
Llama/Niddy says:
wedding
   [Ginger Chris]    -       The Crowd Will Only Like Me If They're Really Fuckin' Drunk     says:
i never said shotgun :pimp:
Llama/Niddy says:
yes you did
Llama/Niddy says:
and again
Llama/Niddy says:
wedding
   [Ginger Chris]    -       The Crowd Will Only Like Me If They're Really Fuckin' Drunk     says:
no i said when i say shotgun you say wedding


you had to wait for me to go




shotgun
Llama/Niddy says:
wedding wedding
Llama/Niddy says:
you said it twice that time :D

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#1954 CodeCat

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 11:34

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[12:29] <Kid> Lol
[12:29] <Kid> I am the biggest poster in the SCIENCE thread
[12:29] <CodeCat> lol
[12:29] <CodeCat> I can't believe it's still going
[12:31] <Kid> Yup
[12:31] <Kid> We're all nuts
[12:32] <Kid> or people without real life
[12:32] <CodeCat> Well it just shows that even the stupidest and most pointless thread can be successful
[12:33] <CodeCat> How socialist ^^
[12:33] <Kid> XD

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#1955 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 15:59

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<Kid> OH SHI-!
<Bob> D:!
<Kid> What are you doing here alone...
<Bob> http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/n...r/Smiley2-1.png
<Kid> Clean it after you finnish.
<Kid> http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/n...r/Smiley2-1.png

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#1956 Nid

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 21:24

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Hobbes: Mmm
Hobbes: Do you think God has a big dong?
Niddy: yes
Niddy: If you were god
Niddy: wouldn't you give yourself a huge penis?
Hobbes: But he's not worried about human stuff.
Niddy: How do you know?
Hobbes: He's basically a giant all seeing blob.
Hobbes: :(((
Niddy: with a huge penis.
Hobbes: He's a hermaphrodite.
Niddy: With a huge penis.
Hobbes: Only without organs.
Hobbes: Or bones...
Hobbes: Or anything really.
Niddy: but still a huge penis.
Hobbes: He dosen't need a penis, he can get a girl pregnant by wiggling his eye.
Hobbes: If he had one.
Niddy: but he still has a huge penis.
Hobbes: He wouldn't want a penis.
Niddy: but he still has a huge one.
Hobbes: He would have a huge penis.
Niddy: Indeed.
Hobbes: Quite.

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#1957 Hobbesy

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 22:22

Me and Nid believe in well founded non-contradictory philosophical discussion, as you can clearly see.

Edited by Høbbesy, 28 October 2008 - 22:22.


#1958 Overdose

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 22:53

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Overdose says:
we're all secretly furries deep inside
Overdose says:
we just don't like to admit it
Wizard says:
no we're not
Overdose says:
Liar
Ben: Dauth: says:
Indeed we are not
Overdose says:
Lies
Ben: Dauth: says:
Despite the fact I swear I am hairy enough to excite a furry without needing a costume
Overdose says:
omg lol XD

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#1959 Dauth

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 22:55

I do love the staffers here, honestly...

#1960 Soul

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 01:08

View PostDauth, on 28 Oct 2008, 18:55, said:

I do love the staffers here, honestly...

I agree :P.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#1961 Foxhound

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 02:33

View PostOverdose, on 28 Oct 2008, 18:53, said:

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Overdose says:
we're all secretly furries deep inside
Overdose says:
we just don't like to admit it
Wizard says:
no we're not
Overdose says:
Liar
Ben: Dauth: says:
Indeed we are not
Overdose says:
Lies
Ben: Dauth: says:
Despite the fact I swear I am hairy enough to excite a furry without needing a costume
Overdose says:
omg lol XD



Hairy people are not necessarily exciting to furries, thank you. :P
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#1962 Nid

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:06

View PostFoxhound, on 29 Oct 2008, 2:33, said:

Hairy people are not necessarily exciting to furries, thank you. :P


What if told you Dauth was a Werewolf.
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#1963 Hobbesy

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 11:08

View PostNidmeister, on 29 Oct 2008, 3:06, said:

View PostFoxhound, on 29 Oct 2008, 2:33, said:

Hairy people are not necessarily exciting to furries, thank you. :P


What if told you Dauth was a Werewolf.

What if I told you Dauth has no soul.

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 October 2008 - 11:08.


#1964 Dauth

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 11:18

View PostHøbbesy, on 29 Oct 2008, 11:08, said:

View PostNidmeister, on 29 Oct 2008, 3:06, said:

View PostFoxhound, on 29 Oct 2008, 2:33, said:

Hairy people are not necessarily exciting to furries, thank you. :P


What if told you Dauth was a Werewolf.

What if I told you Dauth has no soul.

A lot of people rate souls, so I'll happily sell mine. Since I have no use for it.

#1965 CodeCat

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 12:28

My Soul is still wandering around the forum somewhere.
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#1966 CommanderJB

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 13:08

I could have sworn he was from Canada, not the Netherlands. Do you have multiple personalities?

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#1967 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 18:53

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<PrinceKassad> it was me who found that pic
<PrinceKassad> >_>
<Kid> I know <_<
<Kid> That's why your mane is in the credits
*** PrinceKassad is now known as Tactical_typos
<Kid> HEY!
<Kid> NOT FAIR
<Tactical_typos> WHAT!
<Tactical_typos> sure it is
<Kid> IT IS MINE!
<Tactical_typos> you did not register it
<Tactical_typos> so it isn't
<Tactical_typos> :P
<Kid> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
<Kid> *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Tactical_typos> I could register it now if I wanted
<Kid> No D:
<Kid> It was my genuine idea D:
<Tactical_typos> now I took it
* Kid is crying
<Tactical_typos> lo
<Tactical_typos> http://www.lachschon...hate_crowds.jpg
*** Kid is now known as Tactical_Typos2
<Tactical_Typos2> You made a typo :awe


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#1968 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 20:28

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[20:25:59] Scope: lets play IRC Cluedo
[20:26:02] Scope: :P
[20:26:41] Bob: nem in the library with the lead piping
[20:26:47] Bob: ...but enough about last night
[20:26:47] Bob: Posted Image


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#1969 Nem

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 21:52

View PostBob, on 29 Oct 2008, 16:28, said:

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[20:25:59] Scope: lets play IRC Cluedo
[20:26:02] Scope: :P
[20:26:41] Bob: nem in the library with the lead piping
[20:26:47] Bob: ...but enough about last night
[20:26:47] Bob: Posted Image


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#1970 Lizzie

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 03:36

View PostCodeCat, on 29 Oct 2008, 8:28, said:

My Soul is still wandering around the forum somewhere.

I ate it.
- E.A.B
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#1971 Nid

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 14:05

I believe my soul has actually become enfused into one of Lizzie's knives.
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#1972 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 31 October 2008 - 22:45

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*** Nem has quit (Quit: User quit IRC.)
*** Nem has joined #estudios
*** ChanServ sets mode +v on Nem
*** Nem is now known as Super_Ne
*** Super_Ne is now known as Super_Nem
<Tactical_Typos> LOL
<Ghostface> super ne?


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#1973 Warbz

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Posted 01 November 2008 - 19:27

I work in McDonalds...

Warbz: i have work again at 8am =(
Searge: =0
Warbz: Increasing the percentage of obese people in the English population is a tough job...
Warbz: but someone has to do it.
Searge: lmao

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#1974 Stinger

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 00:53

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The Hunter (AKA André) says:
well boris was cooler than natasha
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
if you ask me
Stinger says:
I like Natasha. :)
Stinger says:
Her pilot snipe is cool. (8
Stinger says:
It's more satisfying to use than Jarmen's.
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
the only occasion why i would prefer natasha over boris would be when i had to be in bed with one of them


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#1975 Pav:3d

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 00:57

Ha! Thats gd xD

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