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#2076 CodeCat

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 19:52

One of Dauth's finer moments...

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[20:47] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: http://wiki.cncrenec...disambiguation) Is this really necessary?
[20:47] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: I don't think 'about' is a very common term to look for
[20:48] Ben: Dauth:: It was on the wanted pages and I just filled it in
[20:48] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: Especially not as there is no article called About
[20:49] Ben: Dauth:: Remove it then, I thought it was on the template for a reason
[20:49] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: Template?
[20:50] Ben: Dauth:: on Template:About there is a disambig link
[20:50] Ben: Dauth:: http://wiki.cncrenec.../Template:About
[20:50] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: rofl
[20:50] CodeCat - CHRISTMAS!: That's the template itself, duh!
[20:51] Ben: Dauth:: OK now I feel like a bit of a muppet

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:40.

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#2077 Stinger

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 22:11

Aww, that's not very nice now, is it? :/

#2078 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 00:11

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Hmm
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Nemeister
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Yes
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Hobber... bob

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Hobobssy
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Hobo
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TheDauther
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CowCat
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Ahahahahaha
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That one made me laugh.
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Chryocats
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CodeChryos
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ComrAlias.
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The_Hunterade.
Nem says:
Underdose
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Lizzientric Founder and Owner
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Kentric
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Hehehehe


#2079 Chyros

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 01:40

Is my alias really that easy to misread as "Chryos" ? :P

View PostHøbbesy, on 20 Dec 2008, 2:11, said:

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Hobbes/Sean says:
Chryocats
:3

Edited by Chyros, 20 December 2008 - 01:42.

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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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#2080 Dauth

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 20:07

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Santa E.V.E. says:
I got to tell you a Secret.
have*
Ben: Dauth: says:
Ok, whats the secret?
Santa E.V.E. says:
We Admins hate you.
Ben: Dauth: says:
I know :P
Santa E.V.E. says:
But apart from that
How's things?
Ben: Dauth: says:
not bad
I'm working on the wiki to make you admins look bad :P


#2081 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 20:20

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...
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Meet E
Hobbes/Sean says:
Lesser of a power than Pi
Hobbes/Sean says:
http://ptkfgse.ytmnd.com/

Edited by Høbbesy, 20 December 2008 - 20:21.


#2082 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 21:55

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Carnage says (10:52 PM):
I think I am gonna play a game of Empire Earth 3.
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says (10:52 PM):
I just though about playing a game of Rise of Nations Thrones and Patriots
Carnage says (10:52 PM):
lol.
Carnage says (10:52 PM):
Never heard of it.
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says (10:52 PM):
You never heared of Rise of Nations?!
Carnage says (10:53 PM):
Not the one you mentioned.
Carnage says (10:53 PM):
Though I do own one of them myself.
Carnage says (10:53 PM):
The original if I am correct.
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says (10:53 PM):
it's the Addon of RoN
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
huh.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
Sweet.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
well.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
Uhm.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
Yeah.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):
too-da-loo.
Carnage says (10:54 PM):

Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says (10:54 PM):
lol


#2083 Thunderstruck

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 21:59

View PostSgt. Rho, on 22 Dec 2008, 15:55, said:

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Carnage said:
too-da-loo.
Carnage said:
==)
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D said:
lol

Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says:
*quotes*
Carnage says:
?
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?sh...mp;#entry582415
Carnage says:
oh, wow.
Carnage says:
Wierd.
Carnage says:
....
Carnage says:
That is strange.
Carnage says:
What can I respond with?
Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says:
no idea
Carnage says:
huh.
Carnage says:
No ideas at all?
Carnage says:


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My personal sig. More to come. :D

#2084 Dauth

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 23:08

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(11:05:59 PM) Dauth: EX-TERM-IN-ATE!
(11:06:26 PM) Nooka: WAAAGH!
(11:06:29 PM) Dauth: EX-TERM-IN-ATE!
(11:06:42 PM) Nooka: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(11:06:41 PM) Dauth: EX-TERM-IN-ATE!


Orks and Daleks in a strange crossover.

#2085 CommanderJB

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 03:57

CANNOT COMPUTE! CANNOT COMPUTE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!

No, seriously, that does odd things to my head.

Edited by CommanderJB, 23 December 2008 - 03:57.

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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark

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#2086 CodeCat

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 11:50

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[12:31] <LordSyruss> I'm going to kill the guy who gave us the directions to his shop... >.<
[12:33] <CodeCat> Hey, what are you doing in Stockholm???! o0


(note: he really lives in Wales)
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#2087 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 15:31

View PostHøbbesy, on 20 Dec 2008, 15:20, said:

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Meet E
Hobbes/Sean says:
Lesser of a power than Pi
Hobbes/Sean says:
http://ptkfgse.ytmnd.com/


I actually recognized the number XD
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#2088 Brad

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 18:22

View PostSgt. Rho, on 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, said:

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Sgt. Rho - YAY! Quantum Rise is out =D says (10:52 PM):
I just though about playing a game of Rise of Nations Thrones and Patriots


I have that game :D
You almost did, didn't you?

#2089 Dauth

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Posted 24 December 2008 - 01:25

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Ben: Dauth: says:
w00t, I am inerbreiated and thus don't have to think
I've been out at a friends
Overdose says:
You can't even spell propperly now
You need to stay sober to make edits for me
Ben: Dauth: says:
ROFL


#2090 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 05:16

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Corey says:
There is, i'm told, a big difference between Sony and Laas
Codeuser says:
Are you sure?
Corey says:
Yes.
Codeuser says:
I mean, I can barely tell the difference between the two
Corey says:
One is garbage, the other is full of garbage
Codeuser says:
lol
Corey says:
And hookers.
Corey says:
And garbage that was thrown out by hookers.
Corey says:
And hookers that were rejected by garbage.
Corey says:
And homeless guys.
Corey says:
and then there's Las Vegas....

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#2091 Dauth

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 00:18

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Overdose says:
Are you sober?


No Hi, no Merry Christmas, I'm just a drunkard it seems.

#2092 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 00:36

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´Sgt. Rho says (1:36 AM):
Or a Javelin tank
Strategia in Ultima says (1:36 AM):
quite powerful, but not much in the way of armour
Strategia in Ultima says (1:36 AM):
pretty much a jet fighter on treads


#2093 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 02:16

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Codeuser says:
jsyk
Codeuser says:
James has RA 3 now
Codeuser says:
so maybe we can have a three way
Darryl says:
rofl
Darryl says:
quit making up acronyms
Darryl says:
it takes me like..
Darryl says:
3 seonds to figure em out
Codeuser says:
I don't make these up lol
Darryl says:
my ass
Codeuser says:
I just assume other people use them
Codeuser says:
and they do (afaik)

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#2094 Libains

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 23:38

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Ben: Dauth: says (23:36):
hehe
woo cheese and crackers
AJ says (23:36):
hehe
*helly baby again*
*Jelly
got a huge box for xmas
Ben: Dauth: says (23:37):
I was worried that was hello tbh
AJ says (23:37):
*has to quote*

For there can be no death without life.

#2095 Dauth

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 17:55

While working on the RA3 manual

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Ben: Dauth: says:
empire air done
now to navy
half can be done from copypasta
AJ says:
yeah indeed
adding in some prices on the vehicles page if you wait a sex
*sec
FFS
Ben: Dauth: says:
lulz
*quotes


#2096 Cuppa

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:41

Code Geass R2:

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CuppaRorschach says:
I broke down and decided to finish Code Geass a few days ago
Brode says:
Might as well
Brode says:
It's not like it makes you weak
CuppaRorschach says:
And I have to admit, R2 feels rather... shallow
Brode says:
Feels?
Brode says:
Not done with it?
CuppaRorschach says:
I finished it.
Brode says:
Though even if you are, the whole thing does seem kinda contrived
CuppaRorschach says:
The battles were pretty much:

Your Voice Clip was not sent because no sound was detected in the recording.

CuppaRorschach says:
FIRE HADRON CANNONS! OMG WE DO SO MUCH DAMAGG
CuppaRorschach says:
LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST
CuppaRorschach says:
DUEL TIME
Brode says:
True
Brode says:
FIRE HUEG THING
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SHIELD
Brode says:
LOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOST
Brode says:
FIRE HUEGER THING
Brode says:
LOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOST
Brode says:
GEASS
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DIFFERENT GEASS
CuppaRorschach says:
*Introduces large fortress thing*
Brode says:
FIRES HUEGEST THING OF ALL
Brode says:
LOSTLOSTLOST
Brode says:
GEASSGEASSGEASS
Brode says:
SPINZAKU
CuppaRorschach says:
TWIN GEASS

CuppaRorschach says:
OMG DAD I DID SO MUCH DAMAGG U DIEEEEEEEEEEE
Brode says:
MAGIC NUNERLY
CuppaRorschach says:
GEASS
CuppaRorschach says:
OMG I HAVE THE WORLD
Brode says:
Sword
CuppaRorschach says:
U R ZERO, K SUZAKU?
Brode says:
IMPROBABLE SPEED
Brode says:
blood
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Convenient memory thing
Brode says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brode says:
End of series

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#2097 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 04:32

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universalcompromise: i was scrolling thru the numerous radio channels until i found one that spoke spanish
universalcompromise: and this was the first one i found
universalcompromise: XD
Dr. Nick: lol
universalcompromise: the other one had no spanish
universalcompromise: it was just lame music
universalcompromise: thats not ALL mexicans have to offer u know
universalcompromise: XD
Dr. Nick: they also offer cheap drugs
Dr. Nick: and labor
universalcompromise: LOL

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#2098 Nid

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 23:00

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Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
I HAVEN'T TAKEN MY MEDS YET
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
AND I FEEL FUCKING GREAT
Llama/Nidmeister says:
NEITHER HAVE I
Llama/Nidmeister says:
LETS TYPE IN CAPS
Llama/Nidmeister says:
AND SUCK DICK
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
CRUISE CONTROL
Llama/Nidmeister says:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
I WILLL SUCK YOUR DICK
Llama/Nidmeister says:
WOO
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
AND CL;EAN YOUR BALLS
Llama/Nidmeister says:
EVEN BETTER
Llama/Nidmeister says:
GET LICKING
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
FUCK THAT
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
I AM TAKING ME MEDS


The scary thing is, Centric is always like this D:
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#2099 JJ

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 07:33

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[14:58:57] >> How many levels are there in AoD ROTR 2?
[14:59:06] << 9001
[14:59:18] >> Ok thanks.
[15:09:27] >> What does the boss look like in wave 9001?
[15:09:49] << looks like WRYYY
[15:10:00] << ZA WARUDO
[15:10:18] >> With that name I think its very powerful.
[15:19:02] >> Did you manage to defeat that boss?
[15:19:38] << i used ALL YOUR BASE ARE NOW BELONG TO US

Guess who was I talking to. :D

#2100 CodeCat

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 11:35

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[12:33] Ralph Avery: What do you want to do this year?
[12:33] CodeCat - Happy mew year!: The same I want to do every year
[12:33] CodeCat - Happy mew year!: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:48.

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