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#2426 Dauth

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 23:05

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says:
Mr. Anderson, welcome back
Ben: Dauth: says:
I'm currently playing l4d
so I'm passing through more sorry
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says:
I'll leave YOU for dead...
Ben: Dauth: says:
AJ did that to me already
see funny image dump
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says:
I'll do it again!


#2427 Libains

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 23:08

Astonishing - when I don't actually say anything, I am still in quotes... not good.
For there can be no death without life.

#2428 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 17:06

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(01:05:14 PM) JRK-Scope: lol
(01:05:17 PM) JRK-Scope: k
(01:05:31 PM) AJ: Special?
(01:05:41 PM) JRK-Scope: *facepalm*
(01:05:47 PM) JRK-Scope: im quoting that
(01:06:00 PM) AJ: lol

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#2429 TheDR

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 18:13

Watching E3 Live and a new zombie game comes on.

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TheDR says (19:09):
Oh new zombie games
Chyros says (19:09):
it has L4D sound effects
Chyros says (19:09):
the zombies' grunts are all from L4D
Chyros says (19:09):
music too
TheDR says (19:09):
and that sound
*L4D2 comes onto the screen*

TheDR says (19:09):
what!
TheDR says (19:09):
D:
Chyros says (19:09):
...
TheDR says (19:09):
LOL
Chyros says (19:09):
WHAT
Chyros says (19:10):
MINDFUCK D:
TheDR says (19:10):
thats awesome

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#2430 Dauth

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 22:54

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(23:47:20) Ben: Dauth:: BTW I have found another job on the wiki
(23:47:32) Ben: Dauth:: adding all the navbars to the Gens Modding pages
(23:48:00) AJ: ffff
(23:48:23) Ben: Dauth:: well volunteered
(23:48:43) AJ: *blinks*
(23:48:47) AJ: did i miss something there?
(23:49:16) Ben: Dauth:: You volunteered
(23:49:49) AJ: right.... i don't recall having done so
(23:50:03) Ben: Dauth:: I recall you having done so though
(23:50:55) Ben: Dauth:: And I wouldn't lie to you
(23:53:15) AJ: oh yes, i believe you
(23:53:27) Ben: Dauth:: *quoes
(23:53:31) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:53:34) Ben: Dauth:: GODDAM FAJL!


#2431 CodeCat

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 21:52

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[23:34] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> Guess what i just bought
[23:34] <CodeCat> A football
[23:34] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> no
[23:35] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> keep going
[23:35] <CodeCat> A tree
[23:35] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> no
[23:35] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> think game consoles
[23:35] <CodeCat> A steamroller
[23:35] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> i'd love one, but no
[23:36] <CodeCat> A coffee machine
[23:36] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> no
[23:36] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> *Sigh* At least you guess
[23:36] <CodeCat> A bed
[23:36] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> An Xbox 360
[23:36] <CodeCat> Aww now you gave it away
[23:37] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> the closest thing you guessed was a coffee machine, only because it was electric
[23:38] <CodeCat> Oh they all have something to do with it
[23:38] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> ok
[23:38] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> explain, please
[23:38] <CodeCat> You can kick the Xbox 360 like a football, hang it up in a tree, drive over it with a steamroller, and then have coffee when you're done ^^
[23:39] <CodeCat> And at the end of a long hard day of destryong Xboxes you can go to bed
[23:39] <Deuce_Vexx_Hara> rofl

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#2432 TheDR

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 01:02

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AJ says (01:58): I like fighting bears.
TheDR says (01:59): What does that have to do with Chinese mushrooms?
AJ says (01:59): Nothing, i just thought i would tell you.
TheDR says (01:59): Ok :cool:?


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AJ says (02:03):
LOL
AJ says (02:03):
made up quote!
TheDR says (02:03):
har har |8

Edited by TheDR, 06 June 2009 - 01:05.

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#2433 CodeCat

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 11:27

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[13:19] Ben: Dauth:: BTW mind if I tell AJ he's getting the promotion?
[13:19] Ben: Dauth:: Since he's such a good mate
[13:20] CodeCat - Cycled 80 km and all I got was a paint brush: He already knows
[13:20] Ben: Dauth:: ok
[13:24] Ben: Dauth:: He's dancing a merry jig as we speak :)
[13:24] CodeCat - Cycled 80 km and all I got was a paint brush: Haha


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[13:26] AJ: i will just point out for the avoidance of doubt i am not dancing ;)
[13:26] CodeCat - Cycled 80 km and all I got was a paint brush: lmao

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:39.

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#2434 Dauth

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 11:42

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(12:37:35) Ben: Dauth:: We're going to survive
(12:37:43) Ben: Dauth:: doesn't mean we can't be bastards in the process
(12:37:56) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): As long as we're friendly bastards
(12:38:23) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): But let's not forget I'm the friendlier bastard
(12:38:36) Ben: Dauth:: I'm the bastardier friend
(12:39:09) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): I guess that leaves Wizard to be the bastardy bastard
(12:39:15) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(12:39:18) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): And CommanderJB to be the friendly friend
(12:39:24) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): And Bob?
(12:39:25) Ben: Dauth:: Bob?
(12:39:33) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): I guess he just gets the leftovers
(12:39:37) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(12:39:53) Ciarán Good (CodeCat): He's munching pills all day anyway

Edited by CodeCat, 07 June 2009 - 11:43.


#2435 Pav:3d

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:17

One of the first quotes ive read here that I can lol along to ;)

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#2436 Liten

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:34

Bob Is B.O.B ;)

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B.O.B. (Bicarbonate Ostylezene Benzoate): An indestructible gelatinous mass created when a genetically-altered tomato was injected with a chemically-altered ranch dessert topping. His greatest strength lies in his ability to devour and digest any substance as well as being indestructible. His one weakness is that his mutation didn't give him a brain, making him unable to think by himself.

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#2437 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:53

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AJ says:
i'm going to have to act like a moderator now....
goddamn

;)

Edited by Scope, 07 June 2009 - 12:55.

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#2438 Libains

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 22:17

Yeah yeah, I am shifty by nature, we get it :)

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Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (23:09):
Doom 3 was good
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (23:10):
not perfect but still good
so I have high hopes
AJ says (23:10):
id know what they are doing for the post part
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (23:11):
post part?
AJ says (23:11):
*most
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (23:11):
oh ok
AJ says (23:11):
fajl, i know P
AJ says (23:12):
*that was going to be a ;) representing fajl, but now i fajl on respresenting fajl...
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (23:12):
lol
quote that

Edited by AJ, 08 June 2009 - 22:18.
I also fajl at posting a topic regarding fajl without including fajl spelling. Yes, I fajl.

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#2439 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 23:00

Nems new global moderating powers scare and confuse me

* Nem (nemisis54) increases fubus warn level
Nem (nemisis54): Take that!
* WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu) creates alternate accounts
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): System cheated!
Nem (nemisis54): D;
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): =D
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#2440 Libains

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 00:14

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Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:10):
you stood no chance
where is wiz btw
job?
AJ says (01:10):
holiday
lazy admin
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:10):
lol
bob is in sussex
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:11):
is dauth in that states conference?
AJ says (01:11):
nah dauth is in reading
hole
of
the
country
along with Hull
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:11):
why
did
you
type
like
this?
AJ says (01:11):
TO
EMPHASISE
EACH
WORD
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:12):
it
is
annnoying
please
dont
do
it
again
AJ says (01:12):
tell
me
about
it
ok now i have a migrane
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:12):
lol
AJ says (01:12):
:)
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (01:12):
my fingers hurt
AJ says (01:12):
hehe
*quotes*
Scope says (01:12):
:win:

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#2441 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 00:23

~while soup and i were discussing apple products*

WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): They are finally realised "Wait a second, this shit costs too much cash, has shitty security, and explodes."
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): it explodes.../?
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Yes.
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): link
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Multiple mac laptops and iphones have exploded.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1...s-london-office
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): lul
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): win
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): IMagine if that happened on like
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): A plane.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Over the pacific ocean.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Wait.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): WAIT!
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): ...
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): THATS WHAT DOWNED THE FRANCE AIR FLIGHT!
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): OMG
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): O
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): AN EXPLODING MACBOOK!
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#2442 Dutchygamer

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:06

Ah, so that is the purpose of Macs: they explode :)
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#2443 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 12:16

View PostDutchygamer, on 9 Jun 2009, 4:06, said:

Ah, so that is the purpose of Macs: they explode :/

That is probably what Tao's hackers use ;)

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Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says:
Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML
epic
AJ says:
EPIC
TOTALLY EPIC
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my balls. FML
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says:
raccoon cockblock XD
rofl
ouch
AJ says:
MAJOR OUCH
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says:
i dropped the notebook on my feet because of that
*lols some more*
AJ says:
LOL!
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says:
*quotes*


Chatting with AJ can be dangerous to your health :)

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#2444 Hobbesy

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:26

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2:14 AM - Hobbesy: NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED
2:15 AM - Liten: Orly? :)
2:15 AM - Hobbesy: He made it out of the city in L4D
2:15 AM - Hobbesy: And killed a tank with a straight razor
2:15 AM - Liten: HE DID!?
2:15 AM - Liten: Since When?
2:15 AM - Hobbesy: Since No Mercy
2:15 AM - Hobbesy: http://philnelson.name/wpfiles/wp-content/...26558229824.jpg
2:16 AM - Liten: *Cough*
2:16 AM - Liten: Just Becaus He made it too The Last Safe Room Doesn´t Mean he Esacped >_>
2:16 AM - Hobbesy: Chicago Ted is the world's biggest badass
2:16 AM - Hobbesy: And you pale in comparison to him
2:17 AM - Liten: Never Heard Of Him 8|
2:17 AM - Hobbesy: He is a legend among legend
2:17 AM - Liten: Oh?
2:17 AM - Liten: Since When?
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: November 18, 2008
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: Or when you last played No Mercy
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: :sly:
2:18 AM - Liten: >_>
2:18 AM - Liten: I say That Your Theory Fails
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: Pffft
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: Ask anyone that plays L4D extensivly about Chicago Ted
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: That's it
2:18 AM - Hobbesy: I'm telling TheDR
2:19 AM - Hobbesy: He'll deliver swift judgement
2:19 AM - Liten: Doc Ain´t on, You Fails |8
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: So what about Ikea
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: And frozen meatballs
2:20 AM - Liten: Never Been to IKEA |8
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: orly
2:20 AM - Liten: Meatballs Are Win Though
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: Lies
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: Every Swedish guy has been to IKEA
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: Some say you're born there
2:20 AM - Liten: O_o
2:20 AM - Hobbesy: So what about that cod fish?
2:21 AM - Liten: I have Evidence that Proves that i Was Born in Skellefteås Sjukhus >:P
2:21 AM - Hobbesy: Or do you prefer herring?
2:21 AM - Liten: >_>
2:21 AM - Liten: School Starts Nowz =P
2:21 AM - Liten: I have to Get Ready
2:21 AM - Hobbesy: Okay
2:21 AM - Hobbesy: I packed your lunch
2:21 AM - Hobbesy: Herring
2:21 AM - Hobbesy: And meatballs
2:21 AM - Liten: >_>
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: And some yarn
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: Svedes love Yarn
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: The herring is raw though
2:22 AM - Liten: You apperantly know nothing about what Swedes Likes For Lunch >_>
2:22 AM - Liten: Also, we get Free Lunch at School
2:22 AM - Liten: So =P
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: Raw herring?
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: Frozen meatballs?
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: Snow?
2:22 AM - Liten: xD
2:22 AM - Hobbesy: Geneva conventions?
2:23 AM - Liten: Were the Hell Did you Get That? >_>
2:23 AM - Hobbesy: Oh my bad
2:23 AM - Hobbesy: Mixed you up with Switzerland 8|
2:23 AM - Liten: Quote This for Truth |8


What started as a simple argument over Chicago Ted's badassery soon grew in to a conversation mocking Swedes everywhere.

Edited by Høbbesy, 11 June 2009 - 07:28.


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Posted 11 June 2009 - 09:23

WIN :P
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#2446 Chyros

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 18:30

Heheheh, and they say I use too many stereotypes :P .
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#2447 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 21:30

Hobbesy is the unofficial king of stereotypes :P
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 22:32

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(22:49:22) Bob: 8)
(22:58:21) Golan left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(23:05:40) Ravager left the room (quit: Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Nine out of ten l33t h4x0rz prefer it).
(23:06:42) BillyChaka left the room (quit: Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-).
(23:12:15) CodeCat left the room (quit: Quit: Houdoe!).
(23:16:04) Alias left the room (quit: Quit: Alias).
(23:32:52) Bob: |:


Was it something I said? D;

Edited by Bob, 11 June 2009 - 22:36.

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#2449 Hobbesy

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 23:02

View PostScope, on 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, said:

Hobbesy is the unofficial king of stereotypes :D

I'm not the one who came up with the stereotypes to say to him. :P

Edited by Høbbesy, 11 June 2009 - 23:02.


#2450 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 23:07

Curses! Found out <_<
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