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#2451 Dauth

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:48

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(12/06/09 00:25:01) AJ: YOU WENT TO BED?
(12/06/09 00:25:12) AJ: I FOUND THE SODDING CODE YOU NEEDED ABOUT THREE SECONDS LATER
(12/06/09 00:25:16) AJ: GODDAMIT
(12/06/09 00:25:19) AJ: :RAGE:


Good morning to you too AJ

#2452 Libains

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:42

Indeed, tis a joyous morning. Good ol' MSN and remembering what I typed 12 hours back :P
For there can be no death without life.

#2453 Dauth

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 15:30

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(16:28:25) Ben: Dauth:: Mr J
(16:28:39) AJ: Mr Q
(16:28:55) Ben: Dauth:: *Hands over explosive*
(16:29:18) AJ: *clicks pen lid three times to deactivate*
(16:29:46) Ben: Dauth:: *Remembers about updated mechanism*
(16:30:08) AJ: awww damn
(16:30:11) AJ: *explodes*
(16:30:30) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes*


#2454 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 00:09

View PostAJ, on 12 Jun 2009, 4:42, said:

Indeed, tis a joyous morning. Good ol' MSN and remembering what I typed 12 hours back :P

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#2455 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 00:10

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7:04 PM - Liten: SUSH!
7:04 PM - Liten: You Lag My COMP! D:!
7:04 PM - Hobbesy: Your COMP must really SUCK
7:04 PM - Hobbesy: Is it made of fish and meatballs?
7:04 PM - Liten: Not Really, i´m Watching the HD Trailer >_>
7:05 PM - Liten: Continous Spam = Laggy
7:06 PM - Liten: Also, you Can´t make a Computer Out Of Fish and Meatballs
7:06 PM - Liten: But you can make it look like Fish and Meatballs =P
7:09 PM - Hobbesy: Oh don't worry
7:09 PM - Hobbesy: I was just making something to quote
7:09 PM - Liten: D:!
7:09 PM - Hobbesy: >:P


#2456 Dutchygamer

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 09:59

And again, WIN :D
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#2457 Nid

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 17:06

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TheDR says:
Boxes are more than just for christmas!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
BOXES ARE FOR LIFE
TheDR says:
Some people think having a box is easy, its not!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
I WOULD HAVE A BOX
AND TAKE CARE OF IT AS ONE OF MY OWN
TheDR says:
But But!
Collapse the box?!
Sharp knife to it?!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
Oh that's just a banksy quote.
for people who think outside the box
TheDR says:
Still, i can't trust you with a box
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:

Well then
I shall just be leavGIMME THAT BOX
TheDR says:
NEVER!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
I WANT IT
I NEED TO COLLAPSE IT
AND TAKE A KNIFE TO IT
TheDR says:
GET BACK YOU BOX HATER!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:

BUT
BUT
I WANT THE BOX
TheDR says:
You will have to prove yourself by looking after a can first.
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
I can look after a can
I have one right here.
wait
no I don;t
I threw it at an old lady
she didint cross the street in time.
TheDR says:
And you wonder why you can't have a box!

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#2458 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 17:55

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#2459 Jok3r

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 00:03

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AJ
5:35 *reads the code to the website that sam sent me*
Guy Fawkes
5:35 ah
5:35 no, its not all as effecient as can be
5:35 but it gets the job done
AJ
5:35 lol
5:36 *rewrites*
Guy Fawkes
5:36 what are you rewriting now?
AJ
5:36 nothing yet
Guy Fawkes
5:36 heh
5:36 its all done in iWeb, btw, just for simplicity
AJ
5:36 yeah i remember you telling me last time
Guy Fawkes
5:37 if I wrote it, it would probably have as many comments as it did real lines, so I'd remember what each part did
AJ
5:37 LOL
Guy Fawkes
5:37 thats how I write code xD
AJ
5:37 well if i can get some things working better at some point i'll.. well... do something with them
Guy Fawkes
5:38 that, and I'd probably have files uploaded about six tiems for "redundancy" (or, I forgot I already had them in the system for other pages)
5:38 and AJ
5:38 do something with them?
5:38 Stop violating my web code!
AJ
5:38 lol
5:38 if i can get it working i'll reupload it to be a total pain
Guy Fawkes
5:39 hence you'll never get the info you need in order to do so
AJ
5:39 *gets from sam in about 10 seconds flat*
Guy Fawkes
5:39 oh go violate your own web code
AJ
5:39 LOL
Guy Fawkes
5:40 /quote

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#2460 Liten

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 19:54

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Dauth says:
Hi Fred
Liten says:
O_O
I Is Busy
Counting The Shit Points >_>
Dauth says:
lol
Liten says:
DONE!
Dauth says:
well done
Liten says:
D:!
My Posts Got Forced Togheter D:!
EVIL!
DO IT YOURSELF! [Ceck the Topic Revival Game]
>_>
Dauth says:
lol
Liten says:
I Ain´t Doing it, It´s Simple Math >_> You Should be Able to Do it Yourself
Dauth says:
Hehe, I'm faster than a person with a calculator
Liten says:
o_O
O_o
O_O
I don´t Belive you |8
Dauth says:
I figured out the domain for a weather forecast model run in my head faster than a 3rd year student with her calculator
and I got it right
Liten says:
Who Is Interested in a Weather Forecast? :)
Dauth says:
I am
Liten says:
...
Dauth says:
I met a very attractive friend on the course
Liten says:
...
I think you Say More then People Want to |8
Also, Why Do You Have Blu Text? :pnd:
Dauth says:
I like blue text
Liten says:
ITS THE SIGN OF EVIL!
D:!
Dauth says:
That must be why then
Liten says:
Orly? |8
Dauth says:
mhm
Liten says:
I Don´t Belive you |8
Dauth says:
nm
Liten says:
Can i have something for my work?
Ben: Dauth: says:
What do you want?
Liten says:
MONIES!
Dauth says:
erm no
spent enough today
Liten says:
And if That Can´t Be Arranged, Adminship :xD:
Dauth says:
erm no
Liten says:
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Then A Custom Title |8
I Spy No >_>
Dauth says:
erm no
Liten says:
:RAGE:
Dauth: says:
Though you can have a smile from me
:D
Liten says:
>_>
And that´s Worth What at The Stock Market?
Dauth says:
Smiling serenely at the stock market
about 200 points if people are paranoid enough
Liten says:
:sly:
Can i Have The Complete Collection Of One Piece? :xD:
Dauth says:
wha?
Liten says:
*Cough*themostpopularmagaofalltimeaccordingtome*Cough*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Piece
Dauth says:
...
Liten says:
:|
http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/ <--- Go Read If you'd like 8|
Dauth says:
I'm trying to lock up the forums a bit more to prevent spambots getting in
Liten says:
Why?
|8
Dauth says:
Cos I don't like bots
Liten says:
How Do you Know I ain´t a Bot?
Dauth says:
You're not intelligent enough :P
nah that's cruel
Its a skill I have
Liten says:
Oh?
I don´t Belive you |8
*Liten Sneaks Off To Quote*


Dauth Is Evil, He Called Me Fred D:!

Edited by Liten, 15 June 2009 - 19:59.

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#2461 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 20:20

Fred was counting up the ppoints? Good boi :)
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#2462 Nid

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:02

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* Nidmeister plugs iPod into guitar amp to achieve maximum awesomeness.
<Bob> That's not possible with an iPod |:
<Nidmeister> Double ended jack
<Nidmeister> the amp I have has a CD/MP3 input
<Ravager> Aux. Cable?
<Bob> No, I mean achieving maximum awesomeness
<Bob> |:
<Nidmeister> Jack cable
<Nidmeister> YOU SIR SUCK
<Bob> No need to resort to calling me names |:
<Nidmeister> D:<
<Ravager> D:>
<Bob> You are the jack cable in this room, good sir.
<Nidmeister> (:>
<Bob> (%
* Ravager swipes the cable
<Nidmeister> I jack my cable over one girl.
<Ravager> cable jack
<Nidmeister> and one girl alone.
<Bob> 8)
<Ravager> =}
<Nidmeister> her name is Natascha
<Bob> Why are you using a male to male adaption? D:
<Nidmeister> that scout was rather familiar with her output earlier
<Nidmeister> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Nidmeister> ha
<Nidmeister> ha
<Bob> ha?
<Nidmeister> ha
<Bob> dude
<Bob> dude.
<Nidmeister> because there are female jack ports in both my iPod and Amp
<Bob> so female on female action? nice
<Nidmeister> with a double ended male in between.
<Bob> |:
<Nidmeister> I'd like to see the video of that.
<Ravager> D:
<Ravager> =o
<Nidmeister> :)>
<Bob> D>:
* Bob is hun-gary
<Nidmeister> URAGUAY
<Nidmeister> UR A GUAY
<Nidmeister> lolololololol

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#2463 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:04

dude.
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#2464 CodeCat

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:06

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[23:02] <Bob> dude.
[23:02] <Nidmeister> Dude?
[23:02] <Nidmeister> Dude, Dude.
[23:02] <Bob> dude
[23:02] <Bob> dude.
[23:03] <Bob> Dude?
[23:04] <Nidmeister> Dude,
[23:04] <Nidmeister> Dude.
[23:04] <Bob> Dude!
[23:04] <Bob> dude.

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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:08

Dude?
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#2466 Nid

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:09

Dude.
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#2467 Chyros

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 21:18

You boys from Americuh or somethang? :)
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#2468 CodeCat

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:42

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[11:41] <Aqua> Lettuce hope nothing bad will happen
[11:41] <Aqua> *Let us
[11:41] <Aqua> I always mistype that.

Edited by CodeCat, 16 June 2009 - 09:42.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:50

View PostCodeCat, on 16 Jun 2009, 17:42, said:

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[11:41] <Aqua> Lettuce hope nothing bad will happen
[11:41] <Aqua> *Let us
[11:41] <Aqua> I always mistype that.



Alias is going to have a fit.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:52

View PostCodeCat, on 16 Jun 2009, 17:42, said:

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[11:41] <Aqua> Lettuce hope nothing bad will happen
[11:41] <Aqua> *Let us
[11:41] <Aqua> I always mistype that.


:P

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#2471 Nid

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:07

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Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E
Nem says:
No white guy in a suit
Dont play those funky jams!
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
just watch
Nem says:
OH MY GOD

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#2472 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 13:14

View PostNidmeister, on 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, said:

Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E


woah, woah, woah... that tracks by pendulum? YOU HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME NOW :P

Edited by Bob, 16 June 2009 - 13:33.

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#2473 Libains

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 13:32

Awww poor Bob!
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 18:02

View PostBob, on 16 Jun 2009, 14:14, said:

View PostNidmeister, on 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, said:

Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E


woah, woah, woah... that tracks by pendulum? YOU HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME NOW :P


Wait, wait... pendulum makes tracks bad?! You have it all wrong. ;)

EDIT - page 100, wheee....

Edited by Rich19, 16 June 2009 - 18:03.


#2475 Libains

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 21:09

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Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:04):
WE MISSED PAGE 100!
*deletes Rich's post*
AJ says (22:05):
i am furious
plaes do
*please
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:05):
only if you explain why
AJ says (22:06):
well to be fair, it would be fun to remove his post, abuse power totally, and claim the 100th spot for ourselves.

AJ says (22:07):
or we could just quote this convo and unapprove his
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:07):
abuse of powah?

AJ says (22:07):
why not? :P

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