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Brad's Photo Brad 05 Jan 2010

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Brad says (22:55):
*I saw the topic
*Don't feed me stuff I have just esten
*That is a bad tactic
Alex says (22:55):
*Works for hamsters
Brad says (22:56):
*Do I store food in my cheeks?
*No?
*Then I am not a hamster.
*I am not Richard Hammond.
Alex says (22:56):
*Are you the same size as Richard Hammond?
*Yes
*Thus you are a Hamster
Brad says (22:56):
*I do not like my teeth clean
*Therefore
*I am not a hamster
*lick*
Alex says (22:57):
*Lol
*Ok, you are not a amster
**hamster
Brad says (22:58):
*Thats what I thought, Mr Mcdoubty.
*Also
**quotes*
Alex says (22:59):
*Damnit

Edited by Brad, 05 January 2010 - 22:59.
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Libains's Photo Libains 05 Jan 2010

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Wizard says:
orly?
block him
Alex says:
Well, after that talking/science shirt, he's dangerously close to it
I'll go halves on the hitman if you don't want to go north of watford mate
Wizard says:
ty
Alex says:
Np mate, best money I'd ever have spent
Wizard says:
trudat
Alex says:
Ah well, now I know what happened to the older admins
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 06 Jan 2010

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(00:43:20) Ben: Dauth:: good boy
(00:43:39) AJ (minion): I am not a lapdog
(00:44:51) AJ (minion): I am a Portuguese water dog :)
(00:45:03) Ben: Dauth:: ok
(00:45:39) AJ (minion): I don't malt, and am secretly the dog of the President of the USA
(00:45:56) AJ (minion): When the time comes, it will be by my paw that the apocalypse has come
(00:46:15) Ben: Dauth:: If you thought you had a 1 in 2 chance to kill me you'd have acted already
(00:46:39) AJ (minion): Ah dammit, so true
(00:47:33) Ben: Dauth:: So simple the AJ
(00:47:59) AJ (minion): Damn youuuu!
(00:48:32) Ben: Dauth:: quotes
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 07 Jan 2010

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(22:57:41) Nem: I can't sleep
(22:57:43) Nem: Naps are hard
(22:58:11) Ben: Dauth:: relax
(22:58:17) Ben: Dauth:: turn off the computer
(22:58:24) Nem: Never!
(22:58:32) Nem: *pushes Dauth away*
(22:58:36) Nem: YOU WONT TAKE HER FROM ME
(22:58:48) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 09 Jan 2010

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(20:02:07) Ben: Dauth:: see you've done nothing
(20:02:43) AJ (minion): I have been busy damn
(20:02:46) AJ (minion): *damn you
(20:02:49) Ben: Dauth:: orly?
(20:03:33) AJ (minion): indeed, had to go and help a friend lug all her stuff up from the station... pathetic person
(20:03:39) AJ (minion): so now I'm fucking freezing again
(20:03:48) Ben: Dauth:: hot friend?
(20:04:04) AJ (minion): reasonably so
(20:04:18) Ben: Dauth:: fair enough
(20:05:30) AJ (minion): Was all a bit pointless anyways, by the time we actually got her crap to her house my balls had frozen off :P
(20:05:43) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(20:05:46) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Liten's Photo Liten 09 Jan 2010

AJ... You don't know anything about cold :P
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Libains's Photo Libains 09 Jan 2010

I've been to Kazhakstan when it's -40, I know cold :P
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Liten's Photo Liten 09 Jan 2010

No you don't, you haven't been skiing down Ã…reskutan while it's -37 and snowing, almost nothing can beat that -.-
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BeefJeRKy's Photo BeefJeRKy 10 Jan 2010

View PostAJ, on 9 Jan 2010, 22:40, said:

I've been to Kazhakstan when it's -40, I know cold :P

Saw any hairy men in bikinis? :P
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 10 Jan 2010

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(11:48:46) Wizard: I have just bought a new Dyson DC25 All Floors
(11:48:55) Wizard: I have the WINRAR of hoovers
(11:48:58) Wizard: *cries*
(11:49:12) Ben: Dauth:: You sad old man
(11:49:47) Wizard: I just gave you Grade A1, premium Coloumbian, executive quotable there and you baulked at it
(11:50:23) Wizard: oh well
(11:50:35) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 11 Jan 2010

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(23:04:12) Wizard: you're no fun anymore
(23:04:39) Ben: Dauth:: It could be that I'm amusing other people now
(23:05:05) Wizard: HOW DARE YOU
(23:05:46) Ben: Dauth:: Sorry Wiz, I've left you for another abusive relationship :duh:
(23:07:16) Wizard: YOU BASTARD
(23:07:25) Wizard: *throws Dauths things out of the window onto the street*
(23:08:24) Ben: Dauth:: You know that time you wanted to go to Prague and I said no, I was with them NOT YOU!
(23:08:49) Wizard: *runs of screaming hysterically*
(23:09:05) Wizard: How can you be so MEAN
(23:09:46) Ben: Dauth:: Because you've got a face like a baboons arse and your hair's a mess.
(23:10:26) Wizard: well, well, well, well, you're ...... you're .......
(23:10:29) Wizard: really MEAN
(23:10:40) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 12 Jan 2010

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(21:18:27) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies...ar.movie.blues/
(21:18:27) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: Oh dear
(21:18:38) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: Dauth, you may need to comfort AJ in these hard times.
(21:18:50) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 12 Jan 2010

We're here for you AJ! You can talk to us about your fantasies involving blue cat women!
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Libains's Photo Libains 12 Jan 2010

Take your head and shove it somewhere painful. Preferably Dauth's arse. :duh:
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 13 Jan 2010

I understand you're upset over Pandora being fake AJ, but please try to control yourself. :duh:
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Rich19's Photo Rich19 13 Jan 2010

View PostAJ, on 12 Jan 2010, 21:38, said:

Take your head and shove it somewhere painful. Preferably Dauth's arse. :duh:


Now now, is that what the blue cat people would want you to say?
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 13 Jan 2010

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(22:28:21) AJ (minion): Awww
(22:46:20) Ben: Dauth:: 5 games
(22:47:12) AJ (minion): lol fial
(22:47:29) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:47:37) AJ (minion): FUCK


Content made bold by me :P
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Mbob61's Photo Mbob61 14 Jan 2010

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The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*but yes: I have quite the armory :P

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*batf have quite a challenge
*especially if you get that cheytac
*pick them off before they get close xD

The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*it's all legal ;)
*haha
*they don't knock
*the idea is: if they're coming for you, you're guilt
*guilty*

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*breaching charges ftw :P

The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*most agencies in the US operate under "innocent until proven guilty"
*BATF is more like "Guilty until proven guilty"


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The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*the issue is that, because of the ban and a bunch of export laws, I'd have to get one brough into the country 30+ years ago
*and then get it into working order
*with no spare parts
*so any spares I'd have to get custom machined
*which is not cheap 8|

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*oh swE
*damn caps and dead keyboard
*dear*
*they do look sweet thougy

The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*haha
*yes
*I actually fired one once
*which is what put me on a quest to find one to buy

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*how was it? :rolleyes:

The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*which only stopped when I realized I could have a car for cheaper
*and I'm not talking about a shitty used car
*I mean, maybe a japanese car
*but ffs
*it's a car

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*yeah xD

The.Jok3r@live.com says:
*I'm not that rich :rolleyes:

Edited by Mbob61, 14 January 2010 - 01:35.
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Jok3r's Photo Jok3r 14 Jan 2010

For reference, in the second quote, I was talking about acquiring a Dragonuv SVD. And yes, I could, in fact, get a car for cheaper.
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Wizard's Photo Wizard 14 Jan 2010

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Wiz: says:
You are concerned about sexual bias in law?
wtf
are you becoming a left wing pussy?
Alex says:
LOL
Nah, this is just a very small thing I have a problem with
Wiz: says:
your penis?
Alex says:
Bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes

When AJ gets legal, Wiz gets childish (and funny)
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Libains's Photo Libains 14 Jan 2010

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Alex says:
Yeah, very probably
It's a defence - if the girl is leading you on, acting and looking well above her age, it's her fault unless the bloke gets violent. If it's just sex, he's home and dry
Wizard says:
I suspect if he gets lucky that is the last thing he'll be
Alex says:
*Quotes*


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Alex says:
95% of the law is not based on age but the manner in which the act is performed, you pervert
Wizard says:
the manner in which it's perfored? that means you can be arrested and prosecuted for being shit in bed?
fuck better put Dauth in hiding
Alex says:
I wish I could quote that one
Sadly I value my life
Wizard says:
;)
Alex says:
:P
Wizard says:
still, I dare you
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Ion Cannon!'s Photo Ion Cannon! 14 Jan 2010

View PostDauth, on 12 Jan 2010, 21:19, said:

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(21:18:27) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies...ar.movie.blues/
(21:18:27) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: Oh dear
(21:18:38) sean-godfrey@hotmail.com: Dauth, you may need to comfort AJ in these hard times.
(21:18:50) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes



It would be better they did commit suicide, pathetic fools, get out of the genepool.
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 14 January 2010 - 17:07.
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Brad's Photo Brad 14 Jan 2010

Warning! Convo inbound!


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Brad: If it isn't a mod for World In Conflict which replaces all the units with corn, why are you playing it?
Liten: Because it is fun replacing names :rolleyes:
Liten: Remeber when I played Kane's Waffles?
Liten: :P
Brad: Ah yes, I forgot to ask you about that
Brad: I thought you were playing a waffle iron
Liten: D:!
Liten: You silly brit!
Brad: D;
Liten: :|
Liten: Stop denying yhe truth
Liten: ...
Brad: Stop denying your meatballs.
Brad: And stop giving us shoddy furniture!
Liten: I did have Meatballs for dinner!
Brad: Gasp.
Liten: And IKEA isn't my place D:
Brad: Yes it is.
Brad: I saw you.
Liten pushes Brad off a boat
Brad: In your buisness outfit
Liten: Nou
Brad swims around and climbs back on
Liten: D:!
Liten: IMPOSSIBLE!
Brad pushes Liten out of a plane
Liten is unaffected
Brad: You will be when you hit the ground.
Liten is back on the plane
Brad jumps out of the plane with a parachute
Brad blows up plane
Liten is on the Parachute
Brad: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: GET IT OFF
Brad pushes Liten
Liten is not pushed off
Brad deploys parachute
Brad: GET OFFF
Brad: YOU'LL KILL US BOTH!
Liten is still on the parachute
Brad sees the ground
Brad cuts parachute
Brad deploys back-up parachute
Brad munches carrot
Liten is on the back-up chute
Brad: Ain't I a stinker?
Brad: Wat.
Brad: Is not possible./
Liten looks at Brad
Liten: What is not possible?
Brad: The fact that we still haven't hit the ground yet.
Liten: I agree
Liten pushes Brad out of the chute and steals it
Brad is still in the chute
Brad: I'm strapped in
Brad: You do know right?
Liten: No
Brad: Silly Swedes.
Brad: Hey!
Liten falls off
Brad: Since we're falling to our deaths and all
Brad: Can I have a MEATBALL?
Brad shouts louder
Liten brings out a super mega ultra Meatball
Liten: This will save the day!
Brad: For you
Liten: Just make sure you land on it
Brad: I've got a parachute
Liten: Oh?
Liten cuts parachute
Brad: I think I do
Brad: Oh.
Brad: Very well
Brad aims for meatball
Brad: ..Wait
Brad: It isn't an IKEA meatball is it?
Liten: Nope
Brad: Oh good.
Liten: IKEA Meatballs are stupid
Liten: So
Brad: I don't want my life ended by shody meatballs
Liten: When do we hit the ground aagin?
Brad: I don't know
Brad: I saw it before
Brad: But we're still here
Liten: Maybe the part which involves us falling is a lie!
Brad: But we fell out of a plane
Brad: I blew the plane up.
Brad: ..
Brad: Mabye the plane was on the ground.
Liten: ....
Brad: ..Hmm
Brad stands up
Brad: Yes.
Brad: It was.
Liten: Oh
Liten: But...
Liten: Where did the gigantic meatball go? D:
Brad looks around
Brad: Hmm..
Brad looks down
Brad: Oh
Brad: We were in the air then
Brad: We're standing on the meatball
Brad eats meatball
Liten: NO
Liten: YOU FOOL!
Liten: YOU WILL KILL US ALL!
Brad: I only took a bit off the top D:
Liten: THE SLIGHTEST PENETRATION WILL CAUSE IT TO FALL APART!
Brad: That my friend, is what she said.
Liten looks at the ground
Brad: ..Is the ground popping out meatballs?
Brad: Or is it just me?
Liten: Hmm,,,
Liten: Oh deer
Liten: They are A-Bomb testing below us D:!
Brad: With meatballs?
Brad: This scares me.
Liten: Me too
Liten: The fact that we are hovering also freaks me out
Brad: ^I know right?
Brad: Seriously
Brad: Sweden is WEIRD.
Liten: I agree
Brad: Hmm, if we're hovering...
Brad tags Liten
Brad: You're it!
Liten: D:!
Brad hovers away
Liten: Darn you Brad!
Liten: "And so Liten and Brad played tag for a while"
Liten: "The End"
Brad: Hmm.
Brad: That can't be the end!
Liten: It just did!
Brad: We still haven't figured out why there are meatballs comming out the ground!
Liten: Now Now
Liten: Lets leave that for Chyros |8
Brad: THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!
Liten: [SoundFromSpeaker]He knows too much, eliminate him![/SoundFromSpeaker]
Liten shoots Brad
Brad: Jesus Christ! You shot my leg!
Brad limps behind cover
Liten: I'm sorry
Liten: I was aming for your head
Brad: That really really hurt!
Liten: That's the point you nitwit
Liten shoots Brad again
Brad: JESUS CHRIST
Brad: MY OTHER LEG!
Brad: YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT THIS
Liten: I KNOW!
Brad crawls behind more cover
Liten: STOP MOVING!
Liten fires the gun at random locations
Brad: OW MY SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN
Brad pulls gun from ...
Brad shoots back at Liten
Brad: No-one shoots my spleen and gets away with it!
Liten steps up and Headshots Brad before he can use the gun
Brad: /late
Brad: Even with this gaping hole in my head, I will kill you Liten!
Brad: You, and all these meatballs that are talking to me!
Liten: D:!
Liten: End convo Now and play WiC? 8|
Brad: ^I would, but I don't have it ;)
Brad: Have fun playing it though!
Liten: |:
Liten: Become a Pirate today!
Brad: Stop leaving stories on cliffhangers!
Liten: No
Liten: If we do, people will be exited and will pay us for a sequel :P
Brad: Hmm...
Brad: I like your stratagy!
Liten: I am a strategic Genius ^^
Brad: Lies/
Liten: D!
Liten: WEN QUOTE!
Brad: All of the convo?
Brad: ALL OF IT?
Brad: ARE YOU MAD?!
Liten: Start when I pushed you off a boat
Liten: The cut it off at the end
Brad: But that would leave out the waffle iron joke!
Brad: You can't have a quote without a waffle iron.
Liten: Make that a quote off it's own :rolleyes:
Liten: Just like this last part should be :P
Brad: ..No
Liten: Yes
Brad: It must be veiwed in its full epicness.
Liten: D;!
Brad prepares massie post
Liten: Surre
Brad: Massive*
Liten: I got it you nitwit :V
Brad: No
Brad: I shall quote this!
Brad rushes to forums
Liten: D:!
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Destiny's Photo Destiny 14 Jan 2010

Brad: Seriously
Brad: Sweden is WEIRD.

...yeah. :P
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