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#3276 Liten

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 05:44

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Stranger: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

This is wrong, it should be spelled "GLaD" :P
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#3277 Kris

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Posted 03 September 2010 - 12:43

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Sgt. Rho says:
people say the abrams can use anything liquid that burns for fuel...
Sgt. Rho says:
anything liquid eh? *pours in liquid hydrogen*
=]Kris[= says:
:D
Sgt. Rho says:
*giggles as tank assplodes*
=]Kris[= says:
if it will explode :P
=]Kris[= says:
it has depleted uranium armor ;__;
Sgt. Rho says:
or better yet: acetylene.
=]Kris[= says:
hmm
=]Kris[= says:
that means
=]Kris[= says:
the abrams engine is a portable toilet?
=]Kris[= says:
*pees on engine*
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LOL








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Posted 03 September 2010 - 14:37

View PostKris, on 3 Sep 2010, 14:43, said:

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Sgt. Rho says:
people say the abrams can use anything liquid that burns for fuel...
Sgt. Rho says:
anything liquid eh? *pours in liquid hydrogen*
=]Kris[= says:
:D
Sgt. Rho says:
*giggles as tank assplodes*
=]Kris[= says:
if it will explode :P
=]Kris[= says:
it has depleted uranium armor ;__;
Sgt. Rho says:
or better yet: acetylene.
=]Kris[= says:
hmm
=]Kris[= says:
that means
=]Kris[= says:
the abrams engine is a portable toilet?
=]Kris[= says:
*pees on engine*
Sgt. Rho says:
LOL

I think you'd be disappointed by the bang such liquid fuels give :P . Hydrogen and acetylene would be much more effective in gaseous form :D .
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#3279 Kris

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 05:31

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[13:29:26 -Kris]  
i hate RA3 water D:
[13:29:33]
looks so jelly
[13:29:35- R3ven]
It hates you
[13:29:40 -Kris]  
thats okay
[13:29:42 - Kris]  
i hate him too :C
[13:29:44 - R3ven]
REAL water looks like helly
[13:29:47 - R3ven]
*jelly
[13:29:48 - R3ven]
lolz
[13:29:51-Kris]  
owned
[13:29:55 -Kris]  
*quotes*
[13:30:01 - R3ven]
D:







R3ven = Huhnu







#3280 R3ven

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 05:34

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[13:29:26 -Kris]  
i hate RA3 water D:
[13:29:33]
looks so jelly
[13:29:35- R3ven]
It hates you
[13:29:40 -Kris]  
thats okay
[13:29:42 - Kris]  
i hate him too :C
[13:29:44 - R3ven]
REAL water looks like helly
[13:29:47 - R3ven]
*jelly
[13:29:48 - R3ven]
lolz
[13:29:51-Kris]  
owned
[13:29:55 -Kris]  
*quotes*
[13:30:01 - R3ven]
D:







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D:!

#3281 CodeCat

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Posted 08 September 2010 - 21:32

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Flaming Pants: I found a new hat today!
CodeCat: Hatten är din
Flaming Pants: haha
Flaming Pants: http://www.tf2items.com/id/byxa
CodeCat: Not EXACTLY sure what it is but I know it's a game... and a silly video
Flaming Pants: I think it is mostly famous for the silly video.
CodeCat: Hehe
Flaming Pants: I've never heard about the game
CodeCat: http://en.wikipedia....ten_%C3%A4r_din
Flaming Pants: There is a wikipedia article about everything :confused:
CodeCat: http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Everything
CodeCat: Indeed
Flaming Pants: lol
CodeCat: But the Swedes aren't even satisfied with that
CodeCat: So they created IKEA, which has everything... for everyone
Flaming Pants: Haha

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#3282 Zhao

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 00:06

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[20:04:36] [5.91.86.26 - Randomkivilian]
Your forces are under attack.
[20:04:58]
Justin bieber : canada's army
[20:05:21] [5.138.125.136 - §MIKE§]
lol?
[20:05:29] [5.91.86.26 - Randomkivilian]
You have been defeated.


#3283 Destiny

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Posted 19 September 2010 - 16:20

12:13 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Then I killed him and droped all his codenames crash landed in a sun.
12:13 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: xD
12:13 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: He lost quite a few weapons.
12:14 AM - Destiny: For some reason I want some H now
12:14 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I perfer HE.
12:14 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: =|
12:15 AM - Destiny: If not I want some C
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: C?
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:
12:15 AM - Destiny: Cardamine
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:!
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Bad Destiny.
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Don't do drugs!
12:15 AM - Destiny: I can't havev sex with drugs
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: ...........................
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Your common sense is corrupted.
12:15 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:
12:16 AM - Destiny: Do = sex right?
12:16 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Nah.
12:16 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I perfer having a bed with ARiA on top anyday.
12:16 AM - Destiny: But when you say to a girl 'I want to do you' you get slapped
12:17 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Really?
12:17 AM - Destiny: It's what they say
12:17 AM - Destiny: or on TV
12:17 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I had someone said it to me...
12:17 AM - Destiny: ?
12:17 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: A girl said it to me.
12:17 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: =|12:17 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: It was awkward.
12:17 AM - Destiny: You are a drug?
12:18 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I am a drug, you will get addicted to me.
12:18 AM - Destiny: Not really...
12:18 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:
12:18 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Hope there is no more awkward confessions when I start uni...
12:18 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: =|
12:19 AM - Destiny: I'm sure nothing will happen
12:19 AM - Destiny: If you wear ghost
12:19 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:
12:19 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: What happen when I eat though?
12:19 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D:
12:19 AM - Destiny: Forcei t through the hole
12:19 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: :P
12:19 AM - Destiny: ...
12:20 AM - Destiny: quoted HAHA
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#3284 Nid

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Posted 19 September 2010 - 17:55

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Nid (nidmeister): http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc...2_7633960_n.jpg
Nid (nidmeister): THE AXE CHIP
Nid (nidmeister): FEAR IT
DaRaptor¹ (daraptor0): he should use it to cut his hair
Nid (nidmeister): that's me you dick
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#3285 Libains

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Posted 19 September 2010 - 18:57

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Nid (nidmeister): http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc...2_7633960_n.jpg
Nid (nidmeister): THE AXE CHIP
Nid (nidmeister): FEAR IT
DaRaptor¹ (daraptor0): he should use it to cut his hair
Nid (nidmeister): that's me you dick
<DaRaptor¹ (daraptor0) is now a member of group Peon (Mute)>


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ETC
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#3286 Chyros

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Posted 19 September 2010 - 20:25

View PostNidmeister, on 19 Sep 2010, 19:55, said:

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Nid (nidmeister): http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc...2_7633960_n.jpg
Nid (nidmeister): THE AXE CHIP
Nid (nidmeister): FEAR IT
DaRaptor¹ (daraptor0): he should use it to cut his hair
Nid (nidmeister): that's me you dick
<DaRaptor¹ (daraptor0) is now a member of group Peon (Mute)>

LOL :P
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#3287 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 23 September 2010 - 22:31

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JRK: j'aime l'alcool mais pas tous les esprits
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: SYNTAX ERROR
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: LOOOOOOOOL
JRK: tequila = fail
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: Laughing Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: esprits = spirits for you ? xD
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: esprit in french means soul only
JRK: damn it
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: the drink is called spiritieux |8
JRK: i drink souls too
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: x)
JRK: 8|
JRK: quote?
[ uosuɥo·#ɾ·# lɹɐ·#ɔ·# ]: I bet you do 8|

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#3288 CJ

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Posted 23 September 2010 - 22:32

Hey, where did those "#" come from ? :(

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I bet I could program an internet


#3289 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 23 September 2010 - 22:34

my MSN client I suppose
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#3290 CodeCat

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 11:53

Me talking to a Spanish friend...

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[13:41] CodeCat: have you ever made a ☃?
[13:42] Shironeko: a whaaat?
[13:42] Shironeko: oooh that
[13:42] CodeCat: Hehehe
[13:42] Shironeko: hahahaha
[13:42] CodeCat: Now it's ☔. So I'm sitting in ☮ with a ☕ and some ♬ which makes me ☺.
[13:44] Shironeko: :xD:
[13:44] CodeCat: ☭ Viva la revolución! ☭
[13:45] Shironeko: now you only need a "che guevara" letter
[13:45] CodeCat: Oh but I'm wearing that
[13:46] Shironeko: you're wearing what?
[13:46] CodeCat: Oh no wait, I'm wearing CUBA... Che is in the washing pile
[13:46] Shironeko: you have a che guevara shirt?
[13:46] CodeCat: Yeah
[13:48] Shironeko: so now you should go outside and sing the International
[13:48] Shironeko: "arribaaaa parias de la tierra. En pie famélica legión... (8)"
[13:48] CodeCat: Heeee macarena!
[13:48] Shironeko: aaaahay!
[13:49] CodeCat: Che would turn over in his grave :lol:
[13:49] Shironeko: X3

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:46.

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#3291 Zhao

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 11:10

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Aaron says:
You gonna stop being entirely random and more discoordinated then a 3 year old now
zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
you know Singing teens from Disney are mix better with Green Alien crystals(Tiberium from Command and Conquer series) than Gay ass Sparkling Vampires with same Green Alien Crystals so What's happens if C&C4 meets HM, HSM, and Jonas Bros?&lt;/font>
Aaron says:
Why the FUCK does it matter.
zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
Because both C&C4, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, and Jonas Brothers are product of today&apos;s dysfunctional corporate culture
and I will sorry for this if you may like Disney Pop
Aaron says:
are you mentally handicaped or something
What the fuck does disney pop have to do with C&C 4
zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
No!
because both are product of Corporate greed that kills people's childhoods
Aaron says:
*epic facepalm*

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zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
How about Command and Conquer crossovers with Digimon, Teen Titans, Pokemon, and Kingdom Hearts?
where the scenario is: Tiberium is Digimon, TIberian creatures(minus Visceroids) are Pokemon, Visceroids are Heartless, Nod is Digidestined, Teen Titans, Pokemon Trainers, and Keybearers, GDI is neutral, and Scrin is Nobodies
Aaron says: ...


chatting with massicon

Edited by Aaron, 28 September 2010 - 11:13.


#3292 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 11:23

:)
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#3293 n5p29

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 14:25

that just made my day. :)

#3294 CJ

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 15:40

Must we conclude that that's masonicon's email then? :)

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I bet I could program an internet


#3295 Chyros

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 21:09

Y no nanotechnology? :)
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#3296 Zhao

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 21:49

im suprized he didnt bring that up :)

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 21:51

Ooh! And overpowered SWAT units! :D

Some admin please dig up that post again sometime :) .
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#3298 TheDR

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 22:03

View PostChyros, on 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, said:

Ooh! And overpowered SWAT units! ;)

Some admin please dig up that post again sometime :D .

Alrighty :)

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I was thinking about marine replacement with SWAT team.System of training SWAT is like Angry mob.One group of SWAT have 10 man armed with weapons like: machineguns, shotguns, revolvers, snipers and flashbangs.Have strong armor and its effective vs any type of units depends which weapon you use.With snipers SWAT can snipe enemy tanks and air.Flashbangs can be fired from long distance and stuns enemy troops in place for short period of time.I dont know how much will cost this.

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#3299 Libains

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 22:05

View PostChyros, on 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, said:

Ooh! And overpowered SWAT units! ;)

Some admin please dig up that post again sometime :) .

I'll see if I'm bored enough to find it at some point. Don't hold your breath though :D
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 22:10

View PostAJ, on 28 Sep 2010, 23:05, said:

View PostChyros, on 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, said:

Ooh! And overpowered SWAT units! |8

Some admin please dig up that post again sometime ;) .

I'll see if I'm bored enough to find it at some point. Don't hold your breath though ;)

Beat you to it on the previous page, twas easy to find :)

View PostTheDR, on 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, said:

View PostChyros, on 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, said:

Ooh! And overpowered SWAT units! |8

Some admin please dig up that post again sometime ;) .

Alrighty :D

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I was thinking about marine replacement with SWAT team.System of training SWAT is like Angry mob.One group of SWAT have 10 man armed with weapons like: machineguns, shotguns, revolvers, snipers and flashbangs.Have strong armor and its effective vs any type of units depends which weapon you use.With snipers SWAT can snipe enemy tanks and air.Flashbangs can be fired from long distance and stuns enemy troops in place for short period of time.I dont know how much will cost this.


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