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#3351 Destiny

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 03:51

And you guys say I'm...




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#3352 HawkBlade124

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 06:21

Here is a log from my EVE ONLINE chat Captain Yosh and Jade III is me

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Jade III > wow, we almost have a full house
Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Yeah, we need to do some recruiting soon
 Anon Freespect > yup lol
 Anon Freespect > falsa want to join?
 Captain Yosh > more people to talk to, i say
 Falsa Onari > sure
 Captain Yosh > lol ^-^
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Crazy people have taken over my corp....lol
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Captain Yosh > wow, we are being funny today
 Captain Yosh > Falsa, beware. your arteries might busrt from all the laughter when you join this corp
 Captain Yosh > jk jk
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Anon Freespect > you kno, i have this strange connection with falsa
 Anon Freespect > he's in my head
 Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Actually, I have it worse, mines with a guy named Kukudude
 Captain Yosh > hey, you all know red vs blue?
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Anon Freespect > yup
 Captain Yosh > he's kinda like O'mally
 Captain Yosh > or somepeople are
 Anon Freespect > rap, if i ever get as bad as xotter was as far as talking to my alt is concerend, shoot me
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 FrenchRaptor > He just had too much Vodka
 FrenchRaptor > Wait, that Vodka had too much Xotter in it
 Anon Freespect > he had 2 much something alright
 Anon Freespect > lol

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#3353 Destiny

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 05:31

1:02 PM - Destiny: What does a StuG driver say if he's stuck? "Help, I'm stug"
1:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: ...
1:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Fail pun.
1:03 PM - Destiny: What do you call a gun you make with your fingers?
1:03 PM - Destiny: A handgun
1:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D;
1:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: This one worked better.
1:05 PM - Destiny: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
1:05 PM - Destiny: Because he was a chicken
1:07 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: That again...
1:07 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D;


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#3354 Slightly Wonky Robob

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#3355 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 00:17

View PostBob, on 3 Dec 2010, 20:22, said:

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#3356 Pandut

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:33

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed :P
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :P

Which one though? :P
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#3357 deltaepsilon

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:35

View PostSobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed :P
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :P

Which one though? :P


Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.
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#3358 Major Fuckup

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:41

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

View PostSobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed :P
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :P

Which one though? :P


Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.

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#3359 deltaepsilon

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:45

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

View PostSobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed :P
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :P

Which one though? :P


Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.


OHHHHHHHH
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#3360 SquigPie

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 14:51

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

View PostSobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed 8|
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :rolleyes:

Which one though? 8|


Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.


OHHHHHHHH

It's more likely that his gun jammed. 8|

Edited by SquigPie, 06 December 2010 - 14:52.

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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#3361 Libains

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 15:29

View PostSquigPie, on 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, said:

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

View PostSobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

View PostTheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed 8|
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun :rolleyes:

Which one though? 8|


Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.


OHHHHHHHH

It's more likely that his gun jammed. 8|

Jammed up where? 8|
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#3362 CJ

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 23:15

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00:11 - CJ: btw, I'm planning to buy an iTouch
00:11 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: What is that?
00:11 - CJ: errr
00:11 - CJ: iPod Touch
00:12 - CJ: iTouch
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: No.
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Destiny Touch.
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Not me.
00:12 - CJ: *facepalms*

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I bet I could program an internet


#3363 Hobbesy

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 01:57

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7:55 PM - Hobbesy: Mr. Carver
7:55 PM - Hobbesy: Fuckin' peanuts
7:55 PM - Hobbesy: How do they work?!
7:55 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: ya gotta mash em
7:55 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: and then you put them on things
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: and then you win all the science awards
7:56 PM - Hobbesy: Dear GOD
7:56 PM - Hobbesy: You are a GENIUS
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: I
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: am a fucking
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: wizard

Edited by Hobbesy, 21 December 2010 - 01:57.


#3364 Dauth

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Posted 23 December 2010 - 23:41

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(11:39:17 PM) AJ (minion): Can't I just watch Darth Vader in the shower? It's far funnier.
(11:39:57 PM) Ben: Dauth: Right
(11:40:13 PM) Ben: Dauth: AJ you have some strange perversions
(11:40:16 PM) Ben: Dauth: *quoted


#3365 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 23 December 2010 - 23:44

:xD:
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 23:46

View PostBob, on 23 Dec 2010, 23:44, said:

:xD:


#3367 Destiny

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Posted 24 December 2010 - 00:00

7:something AM - Destiny: Never knew you could play a dedicated server :o
7:50 AM - CJ [Asleep]: thankfully for you I'm not fully asleep yet :xD:
7:50 AM - Destiny: yeah...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: I just finished setting up my own local TF2 idling server
7:51 AM - Destiny: I see...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: where only me and my bots can idle
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: without fear of d/c

7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: plus it's in textmode
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: so it only pumps 512MB of Ram
7:51 AM - Destiny: I see...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: and 0% of the GC
7:51 AM - Destiny: quite saving aren't ya
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: surr
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: +e
7:52 AM - Destiny: Well I shouldn't bug ya and let you go to sleep

7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: you don't bug me :D
7:52 AM - Destiny: Well I have no other words
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: of all people you're the least one susceptible to bug me
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: CAUSE I LOVE YOU
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: <3
7:53 AM - Destiny: ...ha

7:53 AM - Destiny: ...?
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: ha
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: is that all what you've got to say?
7:53 AM - Destiny: yeah
7:53 AM - Destiny: something wrong?
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: *heart-broken*
7:53 AM - Destiny: Eh...?

7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: I just said tha I loved you
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: but you didn't return it
7:54 AM - Destiny: Oh...cool
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: which means I'm gonna have to stay lonely and unloved :(
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep] suicides

7:54 AM - Destiny: That's nice
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: You're a bastard, you know that ? xD
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: anyway
7:54 AM - Destiny: How so...
7:54 AM - Destiny: ?
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: goodnighty
7:54 AM - Destiny: 'night.
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(11:56:36 PM) Ben: Dauth: Damn artists, so highly strung
(11:57:03 PM) Wizard: artists, haven't been one of those for a while mate
(11:57:22 PM) Ben: Dauth: thats a shame
(11:57:36 PM) Ben: Dauth: you were so good at putting up wallpaper
(11:58:46 PM) Wizard: I still am thank you
(11:58:48 PM) Wizard: :xD:
(11:59:26 PM) Ben: Dauth: Oh in that case, you can do my new place, and you'll get double tip if you don't show a builders arse :D
(11:59:59 PM) Wizard: I'll take the hit in the wallet just to make you cringe
(12/24/2010 12:00:33 AM) Ben: Dauth: *quotes


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Posted 24 December 2010 - 12:34

a boredom chat between two ZH modders...

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(18:29:09) =]Kris[=: mmmmhhh
(18:29:19) =]Kris[=: without coffee
(18:29:23) =]Kris[=: i feel sooo sluggish |:
(18:29:41) n5p29: change the rider, and return to SET_NORMAL
(18:29:52) =]Kris[=: i see what you did there :xD:
(18:30:00) n5p29: :D


#3370 Kris

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 17:05

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Sgt. Rho says (12:52 AM):
http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesunimages/3...79B1E1AEBEC.jpg Serenity in BSG (on the left)
=]Kris[= says (12:53 AM):
looks like a duck who just shat his self
Sgt. Rho says (12:53 AM):
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UMMn1TkMWBY/THap...rom-Firefly.jpg
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
don't you ever dare to mock the Serenity.
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
or I may have to kill you :xD:
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
|8
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
*mocks it* :xD:
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
*lands Serenity on your face*
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
*is dead*
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
that means
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
i can mock it some more
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
while being invincible
=]Kris[= says (12:55 AM):
because you cant kill a dead guy
Sgt. Rho says (12:55 AM):
FFFFFFFUUU *rage*
=]Kris[= says (12:55 AM):
*quotes*
Sgt. Rho says (12:56 AM):
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF








#3371 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 17:06

Funny-ness. There is none in here.

#3372 CJ

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 18:23

Just like in 99% of ZH modders quotes :xD:

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 29 December 2010 - 14:57

View PostCJ, on 28 Dec 2010, 20:23, said:

Just like in 99% of ZH modders quotes :D

Unfortunately very true
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 15:01

Shame we can't have some sort of quote sorter. "Your quote was not deemed funny enough and will therefore not be posted, please increase hilarity by 88% for this quote to qualify. Repeated attempts to post unfunny quotes may result in loss of quoting function"
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 16:07

View PostIon Cannon!, on 29 Dec 2010, 15:01, said:

Shame we can't have some sort of quote sorter. "Your quote was not deemed funny enough and will therefore not be posted, please increase hilarity by 88% for this quote to qualify. Repeated attempts to post unfunny quotes may result in loss of quoting function"

Here here

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