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[Destiny]

And you guys say I'm...

[HawkBlade124]

Here is a log from my EVE ONLINE chat Captain Yosh and Jade III is me

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Jade III > wow, we almost have a full house
Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Yeah, we need to do some recruiting soon
 Anon Freespect > yup lol
 Anon Freespect > falsa want to join?
 Captain Yosh > more people to talk to, i say
 Falsa Onari > sure
 Captain Yosh > lol ^-^
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Crazy people have taken over my corp....lol
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Captain Yosh > wow, we are being funny today
 Captain Yosh > Falsa, beware. your arteries might busrt from all the laughter when you join this corp
 Captain Yosh > jk jk
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Anon Freespect > you kno, i have this strange connection with falsa
 Anon Freespect > he's in my head
 Anon Freespect > lol
 FrenchRaptor > Actually, I have it worse, mines with a guy named Kukudude
 Captain Yosh > hey, you all know red vs blue?
 Anon Freespect > lol
 Anon Freespect > yup
 Captain Yosh > he's kinda like O'mally
 Captain Yosh > or somepeople are
 Anon Freespect > rap, if i ever get as bad as xotter was as far as talking to my alt is concerend, shoot me
 FrenchRaptor > lol
 FrenchRaptor > He just had too much Vodka
 FrenchRaptor > Wait, that Vodka had too much Xotter in it
 Anon Freespect > he had 2 much something alright
 Anon Freespect > lol

Edited by HawkBlade124, 02 December 2010 - 06:22.

[Destiny]

1:02 PM - Destiny: What does a StuG driver say if he's stuck? "Help, I'm stug"
1:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: ...
1:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Fail pun.
1:03 PM - Destiny: What do you call a gun you make with your fingers?
1:03 PM - Destiny: A handgun
1:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D;
1:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: This one worked better.
1:05 PM - Destiny: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
1:05 PM - Destiny: Because he was a chicken
1:07 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: That again...
1:07 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D;


*waits to get flamed*

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[BeefJeRKy]

Bob, on 3 Dec 2010, 20:22, said:

Ditto here

[Pandut]

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

[deltaepsilon]

Sobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

[Major Fuckup]

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

Sobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.

[deltaepsilon]

Major Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

Sobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.

OHHHHHHHH

[SquigPie]

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, said:

Major Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

Sobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.

OHHHHHHHH

It's more likely that his gun jammed.

Edited by SquigPie, 06 December 2010 - 14:52.

[Libains]

SquigPie, on 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, said:

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, said:

Major Fuckup, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:41, said:

deltaepsilon, on 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, said:

Sobek, on 6 Dec 2010, 19:33, said:

TheDR, on 1 Dec 2010, 11:46, said:

Hobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

Quote

12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah

I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun

Which one though?

Nah, more like ejecting spent ammunition.

They weren't spent they were all blanks.

OHHHHHHHH

It's more likely that his gun jammed.

Jammed up where?

[CJ]

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00:11 - CJ: btw, I'm planning to buy an iTouch
00:11 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: What is that?
00:11 - CJ: errr
00:11 - CJ: iPod Touch
00:12 - CJ: iTouch
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: No.
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Destiny Touch.
00:12 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Not me.
00:12 - CJ: *facepalms*

[Hobbesy]

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7:55 PM - Hobbesy: Mr. Carver
7:55 PM - Hobbesy: Fuckin' peanuts
7:55 PM - Hobbesy: How do they work?!
7:55 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: ya gotta mash em
7:55 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: and then you put them on things
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: and then you win all the science awards
7:56 PM - Hobbesy: Dear GOD
7:56 PM - Hobbesy: You are a GENIUS
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: I
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: am a fucking
7:56 PM - =L2F= George Washington Carver: wizard

Edited by Hobbesy, 21 December 2010 - 01:57.

[Dauth]

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(11:39:17 PM) AJ (minion): Can't I just watch Darth Vader in the shower? It's far funnier.
(11:39:57 PM) Ben: Dauth: Right
(11:40:13 PM) Ben: Dauth: AJ you have some strange perversions
(11:40:16 PM) Ben: Dauth: *quoted

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Wizard]

Bob, on 23 Dec 2010, 23:44, said:

[Destiny]

7:something AM - Destiny: Never knew you could play a dedicated server :o
7:50 AM - CJ [Asleep]: thankfully for you I'm not fully asleep yet
7:50 AM - Destiny: yeah...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: I just finished setting up my own local TF2 idling server
7:51 AM - Destiny: I see...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: where only me and my bots can idle
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: without fear of d/c

7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: plus it's in textmode
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: so it only pumps 512MB of Ram
7:51 AM - Destiny: I see...
7:51 AM - CJ [Asleep]: and 0% of the GC
7:51 AM - Destiny: quite saving aren't ya
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: surr
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: +e
7:52 AM - Destiny: Well I shouldn't bug ya and let you go to sleep

7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: you don't bug me
7:52 AM - Destiny: Well I have no other words
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: of all people you're the least one susceptible to bug me
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: CAUSE I LOVE YOU
7:52 AM - CJ [Asleep]: <3
7:53 AM - Destiny: ...ha

7:53 AM - Destiny: ...?
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: ha
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: is that all what you've got to say?
7:53 AM - Destiny: yeah
7:53 AM - Destiny: something wrong?
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: *heart-broken*
7:53 AM - Destiny: Eh...?

7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: I just said tha I loved you
7:53 AM - CJ [Asleep]: but you didn't return it
7:54 AM - Destiny: Oh...cool
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: which means I'm gonna have to stay lonely and unloved :(
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep] suicides

7:54 AM - Destiny: That's nice
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: You're a bastard, you know that ? xD
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: anyway
7:54 AM - Destiny: How so...
7:54 AM - Destiny: ?
7:54 AM - CJ [Asleep]: goodnighty
7:54 AM - Destiny: 'night.

[Dauth]

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(11:56:36 PM) Ben: Dauth: Damn artists, so highly strung
(11:57:03 PM) Wizard: artists, haven't been one of those for a while mate
(11:57:22 PM) Ben: Dauth: thats a shame
(11:57:36 PM) Ben: Dauth: you were so good at putting up wallpaper
(11:58:46 PM) Wizard: I still am thank you
(11:58:48 PM) Wizard:
(11:59:26 PM) Ben: Dauth: Oh in that case, you can do my new place, and you'll get double tip if you don't show a builders arse
(11:59:59 PM) Wizard: I'll take the hit in the wallet just to make you cringe
(12/24/2010 12:00:33 AM) Ben: Dauth: *quotes

Seriously it's all I do

[n5p29]

a boredom chat between two ZH modders...

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(18:29:09) =]Kris[=: mmmmhhh
(18:29:19) =]Kris[=: without coffee
(18:29:23) =]Kris[=: i feel sooo sluggish |:
(18:29:41) n5p29: change the rider, and return to SET_NORMAL
(18:29:52) =]Kris[=: i see what you did there
(18:30:00) n5p29:

[Kris]

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Sgt. Rho says (12:52 AM):
http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesunimages/3...79B1E1AEBEC.jpg Serenity in BSG (on the left)
=]Kris[= says (12:53 AM):
looks like a duck who just shat his self
Sgt. Rho says (12:53 AM):
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UMMn1TkMWBY/THap...rom-Firefly.jpg
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
don't you ever dare to mock the Serenity.
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
or I may have to kill you
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):

=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
*mocks it*
Sgt. Rho says (12:54 AM):
*lands Serenity on your face*
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
*is dead*
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
that means
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
i can mock it some more
=]Kris[= says (12:54 AM):
while being invincible
=]Kris[= says (12:55 AM):
because you cant kill a dead guy
Sgt. Rho says (12:55 AM):
FFFFFFFUUU *rage*
=]Kris[= says (12:55 AM):
*quotes*
Sgt. Rho says (12:56 AM):
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Sgt. Rho]

Funny-ness. There is none in here.

[CJ]

Just like in 99% of ZH modders quotes

[BeefJeRKy]

CJ, on 28 Dec 2010, 20:23, said:

Just like in 99% of ZH modders quotes

Unfortunately very true

[Ion Cannon!]

Shame we can't have some sort of quote sorter. "Your quote was not deemed funny enough and will therefore not be posted, please increase hilarity by 88% for this quote to qualify. Repeated attempts to post unfunny quotes may result in loss of quoting function"

[Pav:3d]

Ion Cannon!, on 29 Dec 2010, 15:01, said:

Shame we can't have some sort of quote sorter. "Your quote was not deemed funny enough and will therefore not be posted, please increase hilarity by 88% for this quote to qualify. Repeated attempts to post unfunny quotes may result in loss of quoting function"

Here here