Funny quotes
Areze
20 Jul 2007
Revantheemperor, on 19 Jul 2007, 18:30, said:
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Admiral sagt:
I question the intelligence of mosquitoes.
Revan sagt:
I question the intelligence of da champ
Admiral sagt:
I question your intelligence.
Revan sagt:
http://forum.cncrene...showtopic=16459
Admiral sagt:
Okay, I question his more.
I question the intelligence of mosquitoes.
Revan sagt:
I question the intelligence of da champ
Admiral sagt:
I question your intelligence.
Revan sagt:
http://forum.cncrene...showtopic=16459
Admiral sagt:
Okay, I question his more.
I do too.
CodeCat
21 Jul 2007
So people, this is why you keep your passwords safe. 
For those unfamiliar with IRC's Nickserv service, whenever you come online you identify yourself using the command Kataru used. The only difference is that Kataru forgot to type the / before it, making his password visible to all the channel.
For those unfamiliar with IRC's Nickserv service, whenever you come online you identify yourself using the command Kataru used. The only difference is that Kataru forgot to type the / before it, making his password visible to all the channel.
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[13:36] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #furrycoffeeshop
[13:43] <Kataru> msg nickserv identify stormy
[13:43] <Mietz> i would change that password now
[13:43] <Mietz> <.<
[13:46] <Kataru> you saw it?
[13:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:46] <Mietz> yes
[13:47] <Kataru> even if you saw it you dont the email or IP registered to it
[13:47] <Kataru> so BLEH ^_^
[13:47] <Mietz> i dont have too
[13:47] <Kataru> ya you do
[13:47] <Kataru> tho i am sure many ppl have the same password
[13:47] <Mietz> nope, i just need to get your nick when you are not here
[13:48] <Mietz> and indentify
[13:48] <Mietz> its not linked to your host
[13:48] <Mietz> like in quakenet
[13:48] <Mietz> so i would really change it
[13:48] <Kataru> lol yes it is
[13:48] <Kataru> my name is secure
[13:48] <Mietz> dude
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by CodeCat))
[13:49] <CodeCat> haha
[13:49] <Mietz> im not going to argue
[13:49] <Mietz> lol
[13:49] <CodeCat> I think that proved him wrong
[13:49] <Mietz> indeed
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #furrycoffeeshop
[13:49] <Whip> Heh.
[13:49] <CodeCat> Believe him now
[13:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:49] <bendertiger> owned?
[13:43] <Kataru> msg nickserv identify stormy
[13:43] <Mietz> i would change that password now
[13:43] <Mietz> <.<
[13:46] <Kataru> you saw it?
[13:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:46] <Mietz> yes
[13:47] <Kataru> even if you saw it you dont the email or IP registered to it
[13:47] <Kataru> so BLEH ^_^
[13:47] <Mietz> i dont have too
[13:47] <Kataru> ya you do
[13:47] <Kataru> tho i am sure many ppl have the same password
[13:47] <Mietz> nope, i just need to get your nick when you are not here
[13:48] <Mietz> and indentify
[13:48] <Mietz> its not linked to your host
[13:48] <Mietz> like in quakenet
[13:48] <Mietz> so i would really change it
[13:48] <Kataru> lol yes it is
[13:48] <Kataru> my name is secure
[13:48] <Mietz> dude
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by CodeCat))
[13:49] <CodeCat> haha
[13:49] <Mietz> im not going to argue
[13:49] <Mietz> lol
[13:49] <CodeCat> I think that proved him wrong
[13:49] <Mietz> indeed
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #furrycoffeeshop
[13:49] <Whip> Heh.
[13:49] <CodeCat> Believe him now
[13:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:49] <bendertiger> owned?
Hobbesy
22 Jul 2007
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Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Hey guess what
Graphical Bender said:
you ate a cat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
HAUS OF FAHTS!
http://www.newground...tal/view/360377
Graphical Bender said:
????
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Just watch it
Graphical Bender said:
what the hell
Graphical Bender said:
i have been sent back in time
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Vant to see paht tu?
Graphical Bender said:
what
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
http://www.newground...tal/view/388741
Graphical Bender says:
hummmm
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It vhas
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
The Blitzkrieg of the ass!
Graphical Bender says:
i hope that is the last of that
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Yeah
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Pretty much
Graphical Bender says:
yay
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
But tonight asses will come out of your walls and fart on you.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It will be
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THE HAUS OF FAHTS!
Graphical Bender says:
but i live in a flat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEN THEY WILL COME OUT OF THE CEILING!
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
AND THE GROUND!
Graphical Bender says:
i will sit in a box all night
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEY WILL FART ON THE BOX!
Hey guess what
Graphical Bender said:
you ate a cat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
HAUS OF FAHTS!
http://www.newground...tal/view/360377
Graphical Bender said:
????
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Just watch it
Graphical Bender said:
what the hell
Graphical Bender said:
i have been sent back in time
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Vant to see paht tu?
Graphical Bender said:
what
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
http://www.newground...tal/view/388741
Graphical Bender says:
hummmm
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It vhas
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
The Blitzkrieg of the ass!
Graphical Bender says:
i hope that is the last of that
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Yeah
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Pretty much
Graphical Bender says:
yay
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
But tonight asses will come out of your walls and fart on you.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It will be
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THE HAUS OF FAHTS!
Graphical Bender says:
but i live in a flat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEN THEY WILL COME OUT OF THE CEILING!
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
AND THE GROUND!
Graphical Bender says:
i will sit in a box all night
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEY WILL FART ON THE BOX!
The_Hunter
22 Jul 2007
Quote
[Comr4de] zegt:
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good
Crazykenny
22 Jul 2007
Lolz, in also instantly exterminates the the rest of the family and neighbors XD
Foxhound
24 Jul 2007
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<Tai> nod32 is great virus scan
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way
Whitey
24 Jul 2007
Foxhound, on 24 Jul 2007, 2:44, said:
Quote
<Tai> nod32 is great virus scan
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way
QFT. Best antivirus ever!
Jazzie Spurs
24 Jul 2007
The_Hunter, on 22 Jul 2007, 17:34, said:
Quote
[Comr4de] zegt:
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good
XD
Kris
24 Jul 2007
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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - I'm baaack! says (2:54 AM):
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL
Comr4de
24 Jul 2007
Quote
[Comr4de] says:
so whatsup
E.V.E. says:
Not Much.
E.V.E. says:
And there in Texas
E.V.E. says:
?
[Comr4de] says:
not much
[Comr4de] says:
[Comr4de] says:
worlds apart and theres no difference
E.V.E. says:
LOL
so whatsup
E.V.E. says:
Not Much.
E.V.E. says:
And there in Texas
E.V.E. says:
?
[Comr4de] says:
not much
[Comr4de] says:
[Comr4de] says:
worlds apart and theres no difference
E.V.E. says:
LOL
Edited by Comr4de, 24 July 2007 - 23:50.
Short Stuff
25 Jul 2007
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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."
------------
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
*Man Hangs up Phone*
MAN: "Who's Phone is this?"
---------
"What are you in for?"
"Something I did NOT do!"
" Sooo... you're innocent? what did you not do?"
"...... I DIDN'T run fast enough!"
------------
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
*Man Hangs up Phone*
MAN: "Who's Phone is this?"
---------
"What are you in for?"
"Something I did NOT do!"
" Sooo... you're innocent? what did you not do?"
"...... I DIDN'T run fast enough!"
Soul
25 Jul 2007
Why you don't piss of the guy running the channel .
How many of you agree with this guy?
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
How many of you agree with this guy?
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Soul
25 Jul 2007
Oh man .
Someone can't take a joke.
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
Someone can't take a joke.
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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
Kyouko
25 Jul 2007
LOL
Where did you get roflcopter from? Is the "word" any longer like omfgroflcopter.
LOL at all of the above
Edited by iron_golem, 07 September 2007 - 14:09.
Chris, on 25 Jul 2007, 4:59, said:
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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - I'm baaack! says (2:54 AM):
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL
Where did you get roflcopter from? Is the "word" any longer like omfgroflcopter.
LOL at all of the above
Edited by iron_golem, 07 September 2007 - 14:09.
Alias
25 Jul 2007
Soul, on 25 Jul 2007, 10:47, said:
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Haha. Saw that one on bash.org.
CodeCat
25 Jul 2007
Let's stick to quotes that are actually our own, allright? Don't quote other sources.
Revan
25 Jul 2007
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Admiral sagt:
Number five: shockwavesocks
Whoops
Shockwaverocks*
Revan sagt:
shockwavesocks XD
Admiral sagt:
>_>
An identical error to my Angry Mods.
Revan sagt:
http://i29.photobuck...pg?t=1185391184
Number five: shockwavesocks
Whoops
Shockwaverocks*
Revan sagt:
shockwavesocks XD
Admiral sagt:
>_>
An identical error to my Angry Mods.
Revan sagt:
http://i29.photobuck...pg?t=1185391184
The_Hunter
25 Jul 2007
I want some of those socks.
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Revan zegt:
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that
Comr4de
26 Jul 2007
The_Hunter, on 25 Jul 2007, 18:00, said:
I want some of those socks.
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Revan zegt:
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that
=o
Major Nuker, on 25 Jul 2007, 14:38, said:
ShW socks.Market potential anyone? =o
=o
@ EVE: =o
Edited by Comr4de, 26 July 2007 - 00:30.
