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#751 Areze

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 00:39

View PostRevantheemperor, on 19 Jul 2007, 18:30, said:

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Admiral sagt:
I question the intelligence of mosquitoes.
Revan sagt:
I question the intelligence of da champ
Admiral sagt:
I question your intelligence.
Revan sagt:
http://forum.cncrene...showtopic=16459
Admiral sagt:
Okay, I question his more.


I do too.
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#752 CodeCat

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 11:54

So people, this is why you keep your passwords safe. :P

For those unfamiliar with IRC's Nickserv service, whenever you come online you identify yourself using the command Kataru used. The only difference is that Kataru forgot to type the / before it, making his password visible to all the channel.

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[13:36] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #furrycoffeeshop
[13:43] <Kataru> msg nickserv identify stormy
[13:43] <Mietz> i would change that password now
[13:43] <Mietz> <.<
[13:46] <Kataru> you saw it?
[13:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:46] <Mietz> yes
[13:47] <Kataru> even if you saw it you dont the email or IP registered to it
[13:47] <Kataru> so BLEH ^_^
[13:47] <Mietz> i dont have too
[13:47] <Kataru> ya you do
[13:47] <Kataru> tho i am sure many ppl have the same password
[13:47] <Mietz> nope, i just need to get your nick when you are not here
[13:48] <Mietz> and indentify
[13:48] <Mietz> its not linked to your host
[13:48] <Mietz> like in quakenet
[13:48] <Mietz> so i would really change it
[13:48] <Kataru> lol yes it is
[13:48] <Kataru> my name is secure
[13:48] <Mietz> dude
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by CodeCat))
[13:49] <CodeCat> haha
[13:49] <Mietz> im not going to argue
[13:49] <Mietz> lol
[13:49] <CodeCat> I think that proved him wrong
[13:49] <Mietz> indeed
[13:49] * Kataru (Kataru@FUR-E0D9EB38.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #furrycoffeeshop
[13:49] <Whip> Heh.
[13:49] <CodeCat> Believe him now :D
[13:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kataru
[13:49] <bendertiger> owned?

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#753 Soul

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 15:24

Thank you for that CodeCat :P .
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#754 Hobbesy

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 07:08

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Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Hey guess what
Graphical Bender said:
you ate a cat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
HAUS OF FAHTS!
http://www.newground...tal/view/360377
Graphical Bender said:
????
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Just watch it
Graphical Bender said:
what the hell
Graphical Bender said:
i have been sent back in time
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
Vant to see paht tu?
Graphical Bender said:
what
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 said:
http://www.newground...tal/view/388741

Graphical Bender says:
hummmm
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It vhas
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
The Blitzkrieg of the ass!
Graphical Bender says:
i hope that is the last of that
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Yeah
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Pretty much
Graphical Bender says:
yay
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
But tonight asses will come out of your walls and fart on you.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It will be
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THE HAUS OF FAHTS!
Graphical Bender says:
but i live in a flat
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEN THEY WILL COME OUT OF THE CEILING!
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
AND THE GROUND!
Graphical Bender says:
i will sit in a box all night
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
THEY WILL FART ON THE BOX!

#755 The_Hunter

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 15:34

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[Comr4de] zegt:
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good

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#756 Crazykenny

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 15:45

Lolz, in also instantly exterminates the the rest of the family and neighbors XD
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#757 Foxhound

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:44

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<Tai> nod32 is great virus scan
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way

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#758 Whitey

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:06

View PostFoxhound, on 24 Jul 2007, 2:44, said:

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<Tai> nod32 is great virus scan
<Tai> It's like your own personal Russian there to kick the asses of any viruses that come your way



QFT. Best antivirus ever!

#759 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 13:07

View PostThe_Hunter, on 22 Jul 2007, 17:34, said:

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[Comr4de] zegt:
also i think we may have an ant problem
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
buy some stuff from thrax
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
helps reaaaaaly good


:P XD

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#760 Kris

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 18:59

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - I'm baaack! says (2:54 AM):
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL

#761 Comr4de

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 23:50

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[Comr4de] says:
so whatsup
E.V.E. says:
Not Much.
E.V.E. says:
And there in Texas
E.V.E. says:
?
[Comr4de] says:
not much
[Comr4de] says:
:P
[Comr4de] says:
worlds apart and theres no difference
E.V.E. says:
LOL

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#762 Short Stuff

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 00:09

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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."

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MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$68,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

*Man Hangs up Phone*

MAN: "Who's Phone is this?"

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"What are you in for?"

"Something I did NOT do!"

" Sooo... you're innocent? what did you not do?"

"...... I DIDN'T run fast enough!"

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#763 Soul

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 00:47

Why you don't piss of the guy running the channel :P .

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

How many of you agree with this guy?

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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#764 Short Stuff

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 01:15

Lol at last quote
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#765 Soul

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 01:50

Oh man :P .

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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

Someone can't take a joke.

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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#766 Kyouko

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 11:26

LOL

View PostChris, on 25 Jul 2007, 4:59, said:

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - I'm baaack! says (2:54 AM):
- Mr. Roflcopter, welcome back. We've missed you.
- It ends tonight, n00b!
(lots of fighting)
*Neo has disconnected.
- Oh for *$#@*%!!!
=]Kris[= says (2:54 AM):
ROTFL



Where did you get roflcopter from? Is the "word" any longer like omfgroflcopter.

LOL at all of the above

Edited by iron_golem, 07 September 2007 - 14:09.

#767 Alias

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 11:41

View PostSoul, on 25 Jul 2007, 10:47, said:

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


Haha. Saw that one on bash.org.

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#768 CodeCat

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 12:19

Let's stick to quotes that are actually our own, allright? Don't quote other sources.
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#769 Soul

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 18:00

Aw, but I never seem to have a funny convo with people :D .
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#770 Revan

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 19:23

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Admiral sagt:
Number five: shockwavesocks
Whoops
Shockwaverocks*
Revan sagt:
shockwavesocks XD
Admiral sagt:
>_>
An identical error to my Angry Mods.
Revan sagt:
http://i29.photobuck...pg?t=1185391184

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#771 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 19:38

:D ShW socks.

Market potential anyone? =o
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#772 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 19:45

:D at the socks hahaha i want more i want a t-shirt

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#773 The_Hunter

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 23:00

I want some of those socks.

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Revan zegt:
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that

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#774 Comr4de

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 00:27

View PostThe_Hunter, on 25 Jul 2007, 18:00, said:

I want some of those socks.

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Revan zegt:
how are the mammoths, BTW?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rigged and ready to go
Revan zegt:
oh? I thought they were extinct
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
no i have a lab in my basement
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i got a whole herd which i revived
Revan zegt:
ohh... I didn't know that


=o

View PostMajor Nuker, on 25 Jul 2007, 14:38, said:

:D ShW socks.

Market potential anyone? =o

=o

@ EVE: =o

Edited by Comr4de, 26 July 2007 - 00:30.


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#775 E.V.E.

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 00:34

Just you wait Comr4de ...

:D

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