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#801 Nid

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 20:53

View PostLizzie-DS, on 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, said:

View Postnidmeister, on 1 Aug 2007, 16:34, said:

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Lizzie says:
I am surounded by overly ballsy men


I don't think thats a first :lol:

Says the guy who turns men Gay. :dope:

Touche

Quoted for Pure LOL

Edited by nidmeister, 14 August 2007 - 17:18.

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#802 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:38

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Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says (8:36 PM):
Stop enjoying stuff and feel some dread you pacifist!
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says (8:36 PM):
:)
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LOL


#803 CodeCat

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Posted 06 August 2007 - 20:22

[22:20] <namman2> anyone knows a good driving game?
[22:20] <namman2> like TDU?
[22:21] <CodeCat> C&C3
[22:21] <CodeCat> It's a great driving game
[22:21] <CodeCat> Just point and click your mammoth tank and blow up a whole enemy force with it
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#804 Short Stuff

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:38

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Senator: Mr. Gates, When Did You Relise You Were Running A Monopoly?
Bill Gates: Well, Monopoly is just a game Senator, Im trying to control the fucking world.

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#805 Nid

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 20:11

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[Crazykenny] says:
*kisses Nidmeisters ass*

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#806 Short Stuff

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 02:01

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* Blackknight12 is now known as Micheal_Jackson
<Micheal_Jackson> You Being Racist Against Me Punk?
<Short_Stuff> Well You Have to Choose A Race first...
<Micheal_Jackson> >.<

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#807 Soul

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 02:13

View PostShort Stuff, on 8 Aug 2007, 22:01, said:

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* Blackknight12 is now known as Micheal_Jackson
<Micheal_Jackson> You Being Racist Against Me Punk?
<Short_Stuff> Well You Have to Choose A Race first...
<Micheal_Jackson> >.<


Haha pwned :P .
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#808 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 05:49

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ALL YOUR COOKIES ARE BELONG TO LIZZIE! BAKE YOUR TIME!

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#809 Strategia

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:34

View PostLord Atlantis, on 9 Aug 2007, 7:49, said:

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ALL YOUR COOKIES ARE BELONG TO LIZZIE! BAKE YOUR TIME!


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#810 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 13:20

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MYLO dice:
spanish is a nice language
ΛŁ PΛИ,PΛИ Ч ΛŁ VIИØ,VIИØ(^((SHЄ KIĐ))^)SI TU MЄ ЄSKUPЄS ЧØ TЄ ØRIИØ dice:
Wrong
MYLO dice:
better then german^^
ΛŁ PΛИ,PΛИ Ч ΛŁ VIИØ,VIИØ(^((SHЄ KIĐ))^)SI TU MЄ ЄSKUPЄS ЧØ TЄ ØRIИØ dice:
Spanish girls are nice
MYLO dice:
the language too^^
ΛŁ PΛИ,PΛИ Ч ΛŁ VIИØ,VIИØ(^((SHЄ KIĐ))^)SI TU MЄ ЄSKUPЄS ЧØ TЄ ØRIИØ dice:
:P


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#811 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 13:21

lol^^... he posted it
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#812 CodeCat

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 12:53

Don't mess with the metric system! :P

[14:47] <CodeCat> I'm not that hot
[14:47] <CodeCat> It's sunny but the air is cold
[14:47] <CodeCat> It's only about 20 degrees in the shade
[14:48] <Rolan> What's that in real degrees?
[14:48] <CodeCat> 20
[14:48] <Whitefang> 20
[14:48] <Viking_Wolf> 20
[14:48] <Rolan> xD
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#813 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 15:10

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Zeke dice:
comanche looks sexier IMO
тυѕ ojoѕ м υѕтan мaѕ тυѕ laвιoѕ ĸιero вѕar [[o.O.o ѕнe ĸιd o.O.o]] dejaмe ĸ loѕ prυeвe porĸ т ĸιero d verda dice:
:P
тυѕ ojoѕ м υѕтan мaѕ тυѕ laвιoѕ ĸιero вѕar [[o.O.o ѕнe ĸιd o.O.o]] dejaмe ĸ loѕ prυeвe porĸ т ĸιero d verda dice:
yeah
тυѕ ojoѕ м υѕтan мaѕ тυѕ laвιoѕ ĸιero вѕar [[o.O.o ѕнe ĸιd o.O.o]] dejaмe ĸ loѕ prυeвe porĸ т ĸιero d verda dice:
i love her ass
тυѕ ojoѕ м υѕтan мaѕ тυѕ laвιoѕ ĸιero вѕar [[o.O.o ѕнe ĸιd o.O.o]] dejaмe ĸ loѕ prυeвe porĸ т ĸιero d verda dice:
agagaga
Zeke dice:
eww
тυѕ ojoѕ м υѕтan мaѕ тυѕ laвιoѕ ĸιero вѕar [[o.O.o ѕнe ĸιd o.O.o]] dejaмe ĸ loѕ prυeвe porĸ т ĸιero d verda dice:
we are talking about angelina jolie or the comanche?
Zeke dice:
comanche XD


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#814 MAELKEMANDEN

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 19:53

#Nikolaj ''I envy your country for having the hottest singer of all time >.<
Yulia Volkova
*drool*''

#Siro ''I envy your country because it's so much better than Norway!

Oh, and the sausage. It's really good.

Oh, and Christiania! Love that place.

Oh yeah, and the Hitman games were awesome! I love Denmark!''

#Nikolaj ''Dude, you cant compare Hawtness with sausage, or can you?''

#Siro ''Yeah you can, your "Fransk" polser is the best. I love it.

And yes, you CAN compare Hawtness and sausage with enough persuasion.''

#Nikolaj ''That sausage wouldnt happen to be named ''Frankfurter'' ?
Or else its a sausage in bread with ketchup?''

#Siro ''It's a sausage in a piece of bread that has a hole. Some special mayo-type sauce is put into the bread, then the sausage is inserted into the hole and sticks out a bit.

Know what I'm talking about yet?''

#Nikolaj ''I know what youre talking about, its the best way of eating sausage ^^''

#Siro ''Yes it is...

*mouth waters*

Man, I read all the stuff we wrote a second ago. Dude, it sounds so dirty. :D''

#Nikolaj ''Lol yeah, now that you mention it :P''


Sounded a little perverted in the end :)
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#815 Crazykenny

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Posted 14 August 2007 - 10:24

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Meteor Shower. zegt (12:14):
STOP NUDGING, I hate it ¬¬
Meteor Shower. zegt (12:14):
it reminds me of AfterFlash
[Crazykenny] zegt (12:14):
Lol yeah
[Crazykenny] zegt (12:14):
Xd
(*). >.< . (F) . . G i n o . . (F). >.< . (*) (H) vakantie (H) zegt (12:14):
lol
(*). >.< . (F) . . G i n o . . (F). >.< . (*) (H) vakantie (H) zegt (12:14):
XD
Meteor Shower. zegt (12:15):
"Hey nid, are you there, nid, nid, nid, nid, I need you to tell me I'm a good mapper nid, I SUCK AT MAPPING, nid, nid, nid, are you there? nid, nid, nid..."
Meteor Shower. zegt (12:15):
"YES I'M FUCKING HERE STOP ASKING AND NUDGING ME"

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#816 Hobbesy

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 01:08

Just wait until he sees that, he won't bother you anymore :/

#817 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 05:36

Yeah, whenever he decides to poke his head in again...
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#818 Nid

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 12:22

LOL.
Won't be any time soon. (I hope)
I don't wanna be mean to the kid, but he was damn annoying.

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#819 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 21:51

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Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (3:49 PM):
DAMM YOU CHINA FOR MAKING CHEAP CDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (3:49 PM):
D=
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (3:49 PM):
Damn cheapass redgaurds
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (3:49 PM):
Can't make CDs worth shit
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (3:49 PM):
XD


#820 Crazykenny

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 23:38

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[Crazykenny] zegt (1:26):
Can I have your opinion on something?
E.V.E. zegt (1:26):
Sure.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:26):
Did I miss something here: http://forum.cncrene...mp;#entry323565
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:26):
My girlfriend isnt on :)
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:26):
And your the only female online in my list atm :)
E.V.E. zegt (1:27):
LOL

[Crazykenny] zegt (1:27):
Seriously :P
E.V.E. zegt (1:27):
What a Thread! XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:27):
I wanna help the inexperienced out :)
E.V.E. zegt (1:27):
Little Kid becoming older. XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:27):
Lolz.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:27):
Exploring.. you know what :P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
Its hard to judge if your a good kisser.
E.V.E. zegt (1:28):
What Should I write there XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
Lolz.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
Dunno
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
:P
E.V.E. zegt (1:28):
okay E.V.E., think-
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
I got my share experience of kisses but.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
I dunno how to explain others how to do it.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:28):
It something that comes from your soul and heart.
E.V.E. zegt (1:28):
XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
And on top of that, it takes time.
E.V.E. zegt (1:29):
Does he expect me to write in there" Turn your Tounge on 180 Degress!?" XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
Lolz.
E.V.E. zegt (1:29):
His first Kiss in life, or his first Kiss with a Girl?
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
HAHAHAHAHHA
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
:P
E.V.E. zegt (1:29):
: P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
He took his mom on a date?
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:29):
XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
Okay let me think.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
Can you remember your first?
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
hmmmmm
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
Yes.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
I remember it like yesterday :P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
It was so romantic XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
O shit..
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
I watched alot of Movies to learn, and liked Spoons all day long. XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
Im being casanova again?
E.V.E. zegt (1:30):
LOL
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
*licked spoons
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:30):
+LOL!
E.V.E. zegt (1:31):
Licked*
E.V.E. zegt (1:31):
Yea
E.V.E. zegt (1:31):
But the Results were awesome :evemad
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:31):
Your reply's are priceless from time to time XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:31):
Yeah, I still have his tongue as souvenear
E.V.E. zegt (1:31):
OO
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:32):
E.V.E. zegt (1:31):
But the Results were awesome

''Yeah, I still have his tongue as souvenear
''
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:32):
Nevermind :P
E.V.E. zegt (1:32):
XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:32):
I actually agree that sometime kisses are better then... wel you know what...
E.V.E. zegt (1:32):
light biting can be romatic aswell, as long as you dont bite the Tongue of. : P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:33):
Lolz.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:33):
Also, dont kiss when your GF had almost a bottle of wine, and you just brushed your teeth
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:33):
XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:33):
Ever kissed a Smoker?
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
Hell no
E.V.E. zegt (1:34):
:crzy:
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
Eww
E.V.E. zegt (1:34):
Be Glad.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
You did?
E.V.E. zegt (1:34):
Often enough ... :/
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
My condoleances
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:34):
it tastes like a freakin Ashtray.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
Hold on
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
I need to take my words back.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:34):
Does kissing my mother count? :P
E.V.E. zegt (1:34):
lol!
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:35):
Not with tongue though XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:35):
Lolz, imagine that :P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:35):
That would be disturbing to say at least.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:35):
Ok... what the hell are we talking about? :P
E.V.E. zegt (1:36):
That Would be BAH

[Crazykenny] zegt (1:36):
More like Eww
E.V.E. zegt (1:36):
Is the same. : P
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:36):
The only person that knows what my tongue taste like is my GF :P
E.V.E. zegt (1:36):
And your exes.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:36):
Dont have any (A)
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:37):
Im faithfull.
E.V.E. zegt (1:37):
XD
E.V.E. zegt (1:37):
Be lucky.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:37):
Lolz.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:37):
Can you still count them on both your hands?
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:37):
:P
E.V.E. zegt (1:37):
evemood
E.V.E. zegt (1:37):
Dont know. XD
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:37):
Lolz.
[Crazykenny] zegt (1:38):
My mind says ''Quote this shit on E-Studios right now!'' but my soul says ''No, dont do it. Being pwned once by E.V.E. is more then enough, the wounds still hurt (emo)''

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#821 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 18 August 2007 - 00:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFLMAO XD :)

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 03:21

Average night on the IRC.

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[23:18] <Foxhound> There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 03:29

Dude, Kenny, Casanova is the coolest guy EVER! Don't even DARE compare yourself with his greatness. Assuming its teh same Casanova I think you are talking about, otherwise its either some old guy or some guy from some movie called Casanova, in which case carry on.

Edited by Boidy, 19 August 2007 - 03:33.


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Posted 19 August 2007 - 04:00

Some new stuff from Bash.org.

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<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.


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<Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial.
<Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
<Hara> Moscow Time?
<Hara> Comrade Time?
<Hara> In the end they all agreed.
<Hara> Hammer Time


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#825 CodeCat

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 10:49

[12:45] CodeCat42: So I'd better come then? :P
[12:46] Blaat85: Yeah I'd prefer that. Or I'll eat all the curry by myself :)
[12:46] CodeCat42: Dinitrogen icosaoxide!!!!!!
[12:46] Blaat85: What's that exactly? N2O but that icosa
[12:46] CodeCat42: 20
[12:47] Blaat85: N2O20?
[12:47] CodeCat42: Yeah
[12:47] CodeCat42: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:47] Blaat85: LOL
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