Funny quotes
Dauth
10 Nov 2007
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
YOU!
=]Kris[= - Foxie says:
DAUHT :-O
=]Kris[= - Foxie says:
TYPO!
YOU!
=]Kris[= - Foxie says:
DAUHT :-O
=]Kris[= - Foxie says:
TYPO!
Nid
10 Nov 2007
Quote
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: err.
ALICE: Um.
Human:. masturbate?
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: I see
Human: err.
ALICE: Um.
Human:. masturbate?
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: I see
CodeCat
11 Nov 2007
This has to be one of the weirdest moments ever. Someone added me on MSN, and I had no idea who it was, so this is how it went:
She just found my MSN on Google, added me, and asked me to do her C++ homework. Seriously, wtf?
Edited by CodeCat, 24 December 2010 - 13:04.
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[15:45] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Hi?
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: hi
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I am Celia
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: NIce to meet you
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Where do I know you from?
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: forget
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: But you just added me
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I need help in C++
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Ah, are you from E-Studios?
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: no....
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: How did you find my address?
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I am a college student...
search from web
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Uh allright...
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: I don't expect to be added by random people, that's all
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I see~
would you mind helping>
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: ?
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure, what's the problem?
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: do u know recursion ( FUnction call itself) in C++?
[15:48] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Yeah
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: May I send the spec for you to have a look
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: ?
[15:48] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure
[15:49] *** "celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com" signed on at Sun Nov 11 15:49:33 2007.
[15:49] *** celia is trying to send you "spec.doc"
[15:50] *** celia is trying to send you "main.cpp"
[15:50] *** celia is trying to send you "check.cpp"
[...]
[15:53] celia: can u help me with this task?
do u have time?
[15:53] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure, I'm looking at it now
[15:53] celia: thanks
I need go to hospital soon
[15:53] celia: having a serious headache and stomache
[...]
[15:55] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: So what exactly is the problem?
[15:56] celia: not know how to do and not enough time....
[15:56] celia: I am a beginner ...
[15:56] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Well I'm not going to write code for you if that's what you're asking
[15:56] celia: ..............................
[15:57] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: I'll help you solve the problem, I won't write your code
[15:57] celia: how can you help?
[15:57] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Well, tell me what you're having trouble with
[15:57] celia: not enough time
[15:58] celia: as need to go to hospital soon
[15:58] celia: and deadline is coming
[15:58] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: ...
[15:58] celia: anyway, thx
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: hi
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I am Celia
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: NIce to meet you
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Where do I know you from?
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: forget
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: But you just added me
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I need help in C++
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Ah, are you from E-Studios?
[15:46] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: no....
[15:46] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: How did you find my address?
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I am a college student...
search from web
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Uh allright...
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: I don't expect to be added by random people, that's all
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: I see~
would you mind helping>
[15:47] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: ?
[15:47] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure, what's the problem?
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: do u know recursion ( FUnction call itself) in C++?
[15:48] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Yeah
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: May I send the spec for you to have a look
[15:48] celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com: ?
[15:48] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure
[15:49] *** "celia_chang_chang@hotmail.com" signed on at Sun Nov 11 15:49:33 2007.
[15:49] *** celia is trying to send you "spec.doc"
[15:50] *** celia is trying to send you "main.cpp"
[15:50] *** celia is trying to send you "check.cpp"
[...]
[15:53] celia: can u help me with this task?
do u have time?
[15:53] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Sure, I'm looking at it now
[15:53] celia: thanks
I need go to hospital soon
[15:53] celia: having a serious headache and stomache
[...]
[15:55] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: So what exactly is the problem?
[15:56] celia: not know how to do and not enough time....
[15:56] celia: I am a beginner ...
[15:56] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Well I'm not going to write code for you if that's what you're asking
[15:56] celia: ..............................
[15:57] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: I'll help you solve the problem, I won't write your code
[15:57] celia: how can you help?
[15:57] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Well, tell me what you're having trouble with
[15:57] celia: not enough time
[15:58] celia: as need to go to hospital soon
[15:58] celia: and deadline is coming
[15:58] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: ...
[15:58] celia: anyway, thx
She just found my MSN on Google, added me, and asked me to do her C++ homework. Seriously, wtf?
Edited by CodeCat, 24 December 2010 - 13:04.
Soul
11 Nov 2007
I had some random girl from somewhere in South America add me, so I kinda know the feeling .
.
Lizzie
11 Nov 2007
Soul, on 11 Nov 2007, 11:09, said:
I had some random girl from somewhere in South America add me, so I kinda know the feeling .
.Same, some random lady from Italy.
Thorazine
11 Nov 2007
ALICE is amusing.
When asked "What's your favorite movie?" for the umpteenth time:
When asked "What's your favorite movie?" for the umpteenth time:
Quote
Human: fdgdg gddf xdfxgfgxfdgf
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: That's not a novie
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is a novie ?
Human: I meant "movie"
ALICE: Oh I see. When is movie not a novie?
Human: when it is a typo
ALICE: A movie is not a novie when it is a typo. That makes a lot of sense.
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: That's not a novie
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is a novie ?
Human: I meant "movie"
ALICE: Oh I see. When is movie not a novie?
Human: when it is a typo
ALICE: A movie is not a novie when it is a typo. That makes a lot of sense.
Zeke
13 Nov 2007
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Human: what can you say about video games
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: I was serious
ALICE: Where were you serious?
Human: when I asked you what you think of videogames
ALICE: Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: I was serious
ALICE: Where were you serious?
Human: when I asked you what you think of videogames
ALICE: Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.
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Human: What is the meaning of life
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: so you're a Christian?
ALICE: I believe in God and the Bible.
Human: interesting
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: so you're a Christian?
ALICE: I believe in God and the Bible.
Human: interesting
Kris
13 Nov 2007
Quote
Zeke says (2:11 AM):
WEN IS UPLOAD DINE
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
DINE?
Zeke says (2:11 AM):
DONE*
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
EPIC TYPO
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
XD
Zeke says (2:11 AM):
GAH
Zeke says (2:12 AM):
MAH BRAINZ
WEN IS UPLOAD DINE
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
DINE?
Zeke says (2:11 AM):
DONE*
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
EPIC TYPO
=]Kris[= - Foxie says (2:11 AM):
XD
Zeke says (2:11 AM):
GAH
Zeke says (2:12 AM):
MAH BRAINZ
Lord Atlantis
14 Nov 2007
Quote
Lizzie says:
i mean, the first Halo's story pwned the 2nd's. The 3rd's is like the first's campaign after taking like a whole box of viagra
Tim says:
lol, it is
Lizzie says:
why do I feel thats getting quoted?
Tim says:
now that you say something about it, it is
i mean, the first Halo's story pwned the 2nd's. The 3rd's is like the first's campaign after taking like a whole box of viagra
Tim says:
lol, it is
Lizzie says:
why do I feel thats getting quoted?
Tim says:
now that you say something about it, it is
Zeke
15 Nov 2007
Quote
Chris says:
Wahh! My poor toxin troopers! what have they done to you...oh wait nevermind!
Zeke says:
lo
Zeke says:
l
Chris says:
tpoy
Chris says:
LOL
Chris says:
X3
Zeke says:
tpoy wahaha
Wahh! My poor toxin troopers! what have they done to you...oh wait nevermind!
Zeke says:
lo
Zeke says:
l
Chris says:
tpoy
Chris says:
LOL
Chris says:
X3
Zeke says:
tpoy wahaha
Quote
Chris says:
"HANK"
Chris says:
Interesting Turret name EA
Chris says:
who the hell name there turrets "HANK"?!?!
Zeke says:
their modeler named hank
Chris says:
LOL
Chris says:
probably XD
"HANK"
Chris says:
Interesting Turret name EA
Chris says:
who the hell name there turrets "HANK"?!?!
Zeke says:
their modeler named hank
Chris says:
LOL
Chris says:
probably XD
Edited by Zeke, 15 November 2007 - 15:45.
Kris
15 Nov 2007
Quote
Zeke says (11:56 PM):
can we share particles XD
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
how
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
they're microscopic
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
LAWL
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
*quotes*
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
D=
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
you beat me X3
can we share particles XD
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
how
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
they're microscopic
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
LAWL
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zombie Foxie says (11:57 PM):
*quotes*
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
D=
Zeke says (11:57 PM):
you beat me X3
The_Hunter
15 Nov 2007
Quote
Revan zegt:
yay
Revan zegt:
guess what I just got?
The_Hunter (AKA André) I has a new comp zegt:
playboy magazine ?
yay
Revan zegt:
guess what I just got?
The_Hunter (AKA André) I has a new comp zegt:
playboy magazine ?
CodeCat
15 Nov 2007
Quote
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: If limit SW is on, the SW general should be able to build 2
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: That's possible right?
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): nope
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): don't think so
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): either 1 or unlimited
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Hmm... I'm not sure how it worked anymore
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Kinda weak really
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): then put salt on it
[20:32] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Then it's too dry
[20:32] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): and with water it's too wet, right ?
[20:32] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Yeah, but with a little anthrax sauce it's just right
[20:32] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): ok then
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: That's possible right?
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): nope
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): don't think so
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): either 1 or unlimited
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Hmm... I'm not sure how it worked anymore
[20:31] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Kinda weak really
[20:31] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): then put salt on it
[20:32] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Then it's too dry
[20:32] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): and with water it's too wet, right ?
[20:32] CodeCat - What's done is done, what's to be done is in our hands: Yeah, but with a little anthrax sauce it's just right
[20:32] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): ok then
Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:42.
Nid
16 Nov 2007
Quote
Terrorist/Kurac: build 2 squads of any inf and tech as quickly as possible
nid: yeah I know
nid: but he pulls the ranger card
nid: so have my commander and vespids running around trying to deal with everthing he's throwing at me
nid: and in that time, while he keeps me occupied, he's captured all the SP and relics and has his 5 squads of Dark Reapers charging towards the other side of my base
nid: I'm all like "shit shit what now I have no req D:"
nid: and he's all like "muahahahahahaha I will steal the souls from your BUILDINGS (which is why this game sucks)
Terrorist/Kurac: lol
nid: yeah, I need lessons in this thing =P
Terrorist/Kurac: Dawn of Skirmish
Terrorist/Kurac: thats the name of a perfect mod for you
nid: I have it
nid: but for some reason, barely use it
Terrorist/Kurac: then USE it
nid: lol
nid: wait
nid: that needs a LOL
nid: yeah I know
nid: but he pulls the ranger card
nid: so have my commander and vespids running around trying to deal with everthing he's throwing at me
nid: and in that time, while he keeps me occupied, he's captured all the SP and relics and has his 5 squads of Dark Reapers charging towards the other side of my base
nid: I'm all like "shit shit what now I have no req D:"
nid: and he's all like "muahahahahahaha I will steal the souls from your BUILDINGS (which is why this game sucks)
Terrorist/Kurac: lol
nid: yeah, I need lessons in this thing =P
Terrorist/Kurac: Dawn of Skirmish
Terrorist/Kurac: thats the name of a perfect mod for you
nid: I have it
nid: but for some reason, barely use it
Terrorist/Kurac: then USE it
nid: lol
nid: wait
nid: that needs a LOL
Discussing one of my battles against felix with TehKiller
Zeke
17 Nov 2007
Quote
Zeke says:
the emperor looks like a chrsitmas tree
Zeke says:
so many lghts
Chris says:
well
Chris says:
christmas IS comming
EZ says:
heh
Chris says:
ST.FU Izzy
EZ says:
don't be trippin my grill foo
Chris says:
or mah hawt BBQ
Zeke says:
*quotes*
Chris says:
Chris says:
DAMN YOU
the emperor looks like a chrsitmas tree
Zeke says:
so many lghts
Chris says:
well
Chris says:
christmas IS comming
EZ says:
heh
Chris says:
ST.FU Izzy
EZ says:
don't be trippin my grill foo
Chris says:
or mah hawt BBQ
Zeke says:
*quotes*
Chris says:
Chris says:
DAMN YOU
Slightly Wonky Robob
18 Nov 2007
Quote
[01:29:41] Nem: The Nem does not like being qouted..
[01:29:48] Bob: [01:29:41] Nem: The Nem does not like being qouted..
[01:29:48] Bob: [01:29:41] Nem: The Nem does not like being qouted..
Double owned
Athena
18 Nov 2007
^ lol
From a forum I'm on:
Vista has trouble running Vista.
From a forum I'm on:
Brummbar said:
Freestyler said:
Funny how I can get 20 year old DOS programs to run perfectly in WinXP, yet Vista has trouble running Office 2003.
Good job Office 2007 is for sale, huh?
Good job Office 2007 is for sale, huh?
Vista has trouble running Vista.
Kris
20 Nov 2007
Strategia, on 9 Nov 2007, 10:03, said:
Staff Srg. Max Fightmaster, on 9 Nov 2007, 1:45, said:
I have to admit, I wasn't too excited about the mammoth before but after seeing that video I'm suddenly really excited about playing as Ironside.
HINT: That's another mod. Our mammoth actually uses normal cannons, as opposed to fancy-dandy glo-sticks and penlites
Lizzie
21 Nov 2007
Quote
Llama. [/nidmeister] says (2:08 PM):
ken, youre so wrapped up in making invincible ships and unstoppable lazers, you forgot where the line was drawn
Lizzie says (2:08 PM):
HESA CHARGIN HIS LAZOR!
ken, youre so wrapped up in making invincible ships and unstoppable lazers, you forgot where the line was drawn
Lizzie says (2:08 PM):
HESA CHARGIN HIS LAZOR!
Lord Atlantis
25 Nov 2007
Inresponse to BattleShips Forever said:
Lizzie says:
DUDE! This game is speading through ES like a plague
Lizzie says:
What have I done! Lol
Tim says:
As I said, "I sense a new ES fad..."
Tim says:
Alas, I have played the game and for some reason it hasn't lured me into its clutches
Lizzie says:
He has a immunity!
Lizzie says:
THe game is like, the flood, and your sargent johnson
Tim says:
yup
Tim says:
totally bad ass, but shall die in the third ga- wait, I live for three lives?
Tim says:
Lizzie says:
Lmao
Lizzie says:
And you get killed by a anoying orb
Tim says:
I knew I should have skipped Christmas decorations this year... >.>
Lizzie says:
LMAO! :rofll:
DUDE! This game is speading through ES like a plague
Lizzie says:
What have I done! Lol
Tim says:
As I said, "I sense a new ES fad..."
Tim says:
Alas, I have played the game and for some reason it hasn't lured me into its clutches
Lizzie says:
He has a immunity!
Lizzie says:
THe game is like, the flood, and your sargent johnson
Tim says:
yup
Tim says:
totally bad ass, but shall die in the third ga- wait, I live for three lives?
Tim says:
Lizzie says:
Lmao
Lizzie says:
And you get killed by a anoying orb
Tim says:
I knew I should have skipped Christmas decorations this year... >.>
Lizzie says:
LMAO! :rofll:
The_Hunter
27 Nov 2007
Quote
Revan zegt:
http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Winter_war
Revan zegt:
One of the most remarkable losses in military history is the so-called "Raatteentie Incident," during the month-long Battle of Suomussalmi. The Soviet 44th Infantry Division (c. 25,000 troops) was almost completely destroyed after marching on a forest road straight into an ambush of the Finnish "Kontula detachment" (a unit of 300 men).
Revan zegt:
notice anything?
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
300
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
ROFL!
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
THIS IS FINLAAAAAAAAAAND!
http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Winter_war
Revan zegt:
One of the most remarkable losses in military history is the so-called "Raatteentie Incident," during the month-long Battle of Suomussalmi. The Soviet 44th Infantry Division (c. 25,000 troops) was almost completely destroyed after marching on a forest road straight into an ambush of the Finnish "Kontula detachment" (a unit of 300 men).
Revan zegt:
notice anything?
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
300
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
ROFL!
The_Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
THIS IS FINLAAAAAAAAAAND!
