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#226 CodeCat

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 10:50

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[01:56] <Foxhound> Code stop spamming my PM box
[01:56] <CodeCat> Haha
[01:56] <Foxhound> From: CodeCat
[01:56] <Foxhound> To: Foxhound
[01:56] <Foxhound> Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:52 pm
[01:56] <Foxhound> Subject: Spam
[01:56] <Foxhound> Quick, delete this message before the lemon juice gets printed!
[01:56] <Tavis> CodeCat... :-/
[01:56] <Foxhound> and from earlier
[01:56] <Foxhound> From: CodeCat
[01:56] <Foxhound> To: Foxhound
[01:56] <Foxhound> Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:38 pm
[01:56] <Foxhound> Subject: Pineapple!
[01:56] <Foxhound> Unplug the grapefruit box! The calculator is editing the doorbell!
[01:57] <CodeCat> Random messages are funny


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[23:10] <Tai> Europe is wierd, sure; what'd I'd like are those napalm matches from the Ukraine
[23:10] <Foxhound> they have NAPALM matches in the Ukraine?!
[23:11] <Foxhound> dude I am so moving there


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[23:06] <No-Skillz> I'm surrounded by blind people.
[23:07] <KittyFox> What? Who said that??
[23:07] <Blaat85> Who said what?

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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

#227 Foxhound

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:12

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[22:14] * Foxhound gives Feak some extra strength coffee (with plently of sugar and caffeine)
[22:15] <Foxhound> mmm...its heart failiureriffic!

note to our viewers: KittyFox is CodeCat

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[17:00] * Foxhound glomps No-Skillz
[17:00] * KittyFox glomps Foxhound
[17:01] <Foxhound> eep!
[17:01] * Blaat85 glomps KittyFox
[17:01] <Foxhound> lol, glomp chain
[17:01] <KittyFox> Hey it's a chain-glomp!

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[17:04] * KittyFox watches from a distance as No-Skillz gets buried in pianos
[17:04] <Foxhound> lol
[17:04] <No-Skillz> By dodges, I meant all.
[17:04] * Blaat85 begins to play the piano
[17:04] <KittyFox> Which one
[17:04] <Blaat85> Does it matter?
[17:04] <KittyFox> Use the one by No-Skillz' left arm, that's a good one

Edited by Foxhound, 24 August 2006 - 03:33.

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#228 MLRS

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 16:59

just go here looooool
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#229 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 19:45

cryptkeeper says:
thx for clerifing i have problems explaining things alot lol
Prophet of the Pimps says:
gracis
cryptkeeper says:
you know spanish ?
Prophet of the Pimps says:
no
Prophet of the Pimps says:
i know TV
Prophet of the Pimps says:
:P
cryptkeeper says:
lol
cryptkeeper says:
ya Tv does that to ya
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#230 CodeCat

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 18:40

This was pure coincidence, but I thought it was funny as hell! :rolleyes:

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[20:30] <The_MAZZTer> BAH
[20:30] <The_MAZZTer> I unplug my usb drive and winamp crashes
[20:30] * The_MAZZTer stab stab stasb
[20:31] <CodeCat> mov bin, pc
[20:32] <The_MAZZTer> :O
[20:32] <The_MAZZTer> my pc :(
[20:32] <The_MAZZTer> mov pc, bin
[20:32] <The_MAZZTer> fixed
[20:32] <CodeCat> Ehh
[20:32] <CodeCat> Infinite loop?
[20:33] <The_MAZZTer> no
[20:33] <The_MAZZTer> I moved it back
[20:33] <The_MAZZTer> silly
[20:34] <CodeCat> No, you moved the bin into the pc
[20:34] <CodeCat> But the pc was already in the bin
[20:34] <CodeCat> So you get infinite recursion
[20:35] <Brocksel|KoC> 01. Blind Guardian - [A Twist in the Myth] This Will Never End
[20:35] <CodeCat> LOL!

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#231 CodeCat

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 23:05

I added Jordan to my list, and this is how the first convo started off. :D

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[00:44] CodeCat - Om: Banana tank!
[00:44] Jordan: Okay
[00:45] CodeCat - Om: Really?
[00:50] Jordan: What?
[00:50] CodeCat - Om: lol
[00:51] Jordan: ok
[00:51] CodeCat - Om: Pie
[00:52] Jordan: pie?
[00:52] CodeCat - Om: Yup
[00:53] Jordan: O RLY?
[00:53] CodeCat - Om: YA RLY!
[00:54] Jordan: EH RLY?
[00:54] CodeCat - Om: YO R to tha ELY
[00:54] Jordan: What RLY?
[00:54] CodeCat - Om: ONOZ
[00:55] Jordan: Did I miss something?
[00:55] CodeCat - Om: Nah
[00:59] Jordan: oh

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:41.

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#232 The_Hunter

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 21:44

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cryptkeeper zegt:
wich is worse hitler or british imperialism

[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
the shockwave empire

cryptkeeper zegt:
:)

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#233 CodeCat

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Posted 24 September 2006 - 18:16

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[20:10] * KittyFox is making a mod launcher
[20:11] <Foxhound> hey look, he responds!
[20:11] <@Blaat85> So you're going to have a tank that shoots mods?
[20:11] <@Blaat85> I should watch out then *disappeares*
[20:11] <~KittyFox> Hahaha
[20:11] <Foxhound> no, an MLRS that shoots mod rockets!
[20:11] <Foxhound> and if you get hit with a mod rocket you get banned!
[20:12] <Foxhound> its like the ban button, except all 'splodey.
[20:12] <~KittyFox> lol nah
[20:12] <~KittyFox> It's a launcher like ShockWave's
[20:13] *** Guy (Guynumber7@Acidchat-7F0891B4.cg.shawcable.net) joined
[20:13] * KittyFox gives up on his project and makes a Guy launcher
[20:13] <~KittyFox> Volunteers?
[20:14] <Guy> what
[20:14] <~KittyFox> I'm making a Guy launcher
[20:14] <Guy> oh ok
[20:14] <~KittyFox> And I need volunteers
[20:14] <Guy> how does it work
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Here, I'll show you
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Now just sit over here...
[20:14] <Guy> k
[20:14] <Guy> k
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Thaaat's right
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Now grab on here, and strap yourself in
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Good
[20:14] <~KittyFox> Hold on!
[20:15] <Guy> i know whats gunna happen
[20:15] * KittyFox flips a switch and smacks Guy into the ground
[20:15] <Guy> noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[20:15] <Guy> bonk
[20:15] <Foxhound> heh.
[20:15] <~KittyFox> Oops
[20:15] <~KittyFox> Had it in reverse

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#234 The_Hunter

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Posted 24 September 2006 - 22:48

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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) <DIR>Action owned zegt:
i haven't experinced any hangover (yet) in life
Solar Thingy zegt:
You probably don't drink enough.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) <DIR>Action owned zegt:
i guess not
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) <DIR>Action owned zegt:
but that's why your irish and i'm dutch

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#235 AllStarZ

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 04:05

Don't you dutch have good beer too?

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 16:52

View PostAllStarZ, on 30 Sep 2006, 06:05, said:

Don't you dutch have good beer too?


i wouldn't know as i don't drink beer only 35% + alcohol stuff :/

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#237 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 19:19

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Prophet of the Pimps says:
i dont know if you would go for this or not but how about removing the moab upgrade from his arsenal?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
oh noes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
ironside likes big bombs and stuff that makes noobs go boom
Prophet of the Pimps says:
i know but the B2 is kind of not his style
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
well gramps ironside has to face some modernisation


Ironside is the old new skool. :P
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#238 retry_1

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 00:48

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[20:40] * CrimsonWolf stubles in with a 6...err 3 pack singing "higgg wayy to the danger zonnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!"
[20:41] <02Foxhound> too much Ace Combat?
[20:41] <02Foxhound> I think you've been using the F-14 wayyyy too much

Sig and avy by yours truly
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#239 CodeCat

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 00:50

An in-joke for the IRCers here. :/

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[02:48] <IA-KRaTTe> fu get cancer !!!!!11111111111111111
[02:48] <IA-KRaTTe> :/
[02:48] <IA-KRaTTe> MY HEAaaad
[02:48] <IA-KRaTTe> yarrdhshsdfh
[02:48] <IA-KRaTTe> >:/
[02:49] * CodeCat sets mode: +iq IA-KRaTTe
[02:49] <Billychaka> hahaha!

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#240 BillyChaka

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 22:44

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[18:36] <logical2u> Shall we spam?
[18:36] <Billychaka> nay
[18:36] <Billychaka> for it is forbidden, sire!
[18:37] <Billychaka> the master'll give me forty lashes!
[18:37] <logical2u> Alas.
[18:37] <logical2u> Such punishment is the thing rants are made out of.
[18:41] *** Foxhound (agsadgas@Acidchat-DD56243.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) joined
[18:42] <logical2u> GET THE WHIP.
[18:42] <Foxhound> wait, what?
[18:42] <Foxhound> have you guys turned the chat into a porn studio?
[18:42] <~CodeCat> P-Studios



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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#241 Soul

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 22:48

My sister said:

*Yelling at top of lungs*GOD YOUR ALL SUCH RETARDS I DON'T HOW YOU CAN ALL BE SO STUPID!!!

She always says this it's rather annoying.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#242 Athena

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 08:02

@ BillyChaka

LOL.

#243 Waris

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 05:04

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Centric --{Mapping Guild Member}-- A.K.A The Joshua says:
so whats the weather like there ??
Waris says:
clear
Waris says:
with some haze of coure,damn forest-clearing neighbor
Centric --{Mapping Guild Member}-- A.K.A The Joshua says:
Oh so your building A dam,
Waris says:
no O_o


#244 Alias

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 06:04

The hell?

How did he get dam from that? :pnd:

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#245 Comr4de

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 14:56

View PostBillyChaka, on 22 Oct 2006, 17:44, said:

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[18:36] <logical2u> Shall we spam?
[18:36] <Billychaka> nay
[18:36] <Billychaka> for it is forbidden, sire!
[18:37] <Billychaka> the master'll give me forty lashes!
[18:37] <logical2u> Alas.
[18:37] <logical2u> Such punishment is the thing rants are made out of.
[18:41] *** Foxhound (agsadgas@Acidchat-DD56243.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) joined
[18:42] <logical2u> GET THE WHIP.
[18:42] <Foxhound> wait, what?
[18:42] <Foxhound> have you guys turned the chat into a porn studio?
[18:42] <~CodeCat> P-Studios


:omfg:

Am man I have a couple that I did have, but I ended up deleting them to empty some trash :D

Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 26 October 2006 - 14:56.


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#246 smooder

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 16:27

View PostGeneral, on 26 Oct 2006, 15:56, said:

Thats not anti-tank , thats anti-ass !


#247 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 18:04

everyone loves a wii joke.

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My Wii pwns everything

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#248 CodeCat

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 20:44

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[22:41] * Foxhound uses LIGHTNING SUMMON
[22:41] <Foxhound> Critical hit!
[22:41] <Chris_> xD
[22:41] * CodeCat catches the lightning with a rod and makes toast with the electricity
[22:41] <CodeCat> Thanks! ^^
[22:41] <Foxhound> ...

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#249 Alias

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 20:47

:D

Man, I really want to join that IRC :D

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 22:38

View PostCodeCat, on 28 Oct 2006, 22:44, said:

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[22:41] * Foxhound uses LIGHTNING SUMMON
[22:41] <Foxhound> Critical hit!
[22:41] <Chris_> xD
[22:41] * CodeCat catches the lightning with a rod and makes toast with the electricity
[22:41] <CodeCat> Thanks! ^^
[22:41] <Foxhound> ...


Hahahahaha pokemon XD
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