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#601 The_Hunter

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 18:02

Eve trying to use a translator to talk dutch

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E.V.E. zegt:
I gehad Worstje Schnitzel
E.V.E. zegt:
: P
E.V.E. zegt:
Potatos en Vissen
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you translater fails horribly
E.V.E. zegt:
XD
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
worstje = wurst
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
how the hell did it manage to translate to that
E.V.E. zegt:
Ik probeer om Netherland te spreken
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
rofl
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
lemme translate that for you
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Ich probiere zu niederlandisch sprechen
E.V.E. zegt:
lol
E.V.E. zegt:
Mijn Grammatica zuigt
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
that it does 100% correct
E.V.E. zegt:
XD


Mijn Grammatica zuigt = My gramar sucks

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#602 Athena

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 18:09

LOL. Should be grammatica without a capital though, but nice one :D.

#603 Soul

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 18:17

:D nice.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#604 Sic

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 18:19

Hahaha.
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#605 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 09:31

Me being chriss

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=]Kris[= says:
HOOOOO
=]Kris[= says:
Hi crazy
Kenny says:
Hi?
Kenny says:
I heard you and Centric where harrasing E.V.E
Kenny says:
*get gun*
Kenny says:
:D
=]Kris[= says:
LOL
Kenny says:
OMH
Kenny says:
DAMN
=]Kris[= says:
hahahahahahahaha
Kenny says:
Centric
Kenny says:
Motherfucker!
=]Kris[= says:
PWND


#606 Soul

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 16:52

lol
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#607 Soul

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Posted 18 May 2007 - 18:30

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If Bush were to look back at his life, he'll realise the wake of destruction he's made.

Heard this awhile ago on The Daily Show by a guest :locky: .

Edited by Soul, 18 May 2007 - 18:31.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#608 Kris

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 07:24

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=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
LOL
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
For the CAUSE!
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
*shoots AK*
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
O___O CRAP!
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
*falls into oblivion*
E.V.E. says (3:23 PM):
XD
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
noo
=]Chris[= says (3:23 PM):
*dies*


Me after playing alone in soldat while E.V.E. and me are trying to connect via LAN :D







#609 Zancloufer

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 21:08

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In Last night, Distraction was beginning.
What happened?!
Someone set us up the distraction!
We get picture
What?!
Main eyes turn on
It's you!
How are you gentlemen
ALL YOU ATTENTION ARE BELONG TO US
You are on your way to procrastination
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Take off every thought
you know what you are forgetting
Move "Thought"
For greater Contraindication.

PHERE MY AYB PARODIES :P

Edited by Zancloufer27, 24 May 2007 - 21:08.





#610 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 14:13

View PostKid, on 25 May 2007, 15:55, said:

Tao likes H.E.N.T.A.I.
HIGH EXPLOSIVE NUCLEAR TANK AIRCRAFT INFANTRY


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#611 Alias

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Posted 25 May 2007 - 14:27

In response to past 2 posters:
Quoting yourself is NOT cool.

Especially if the joke is completely lame.

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 15:56

View PostAlias, on 25 May 2007, 16:27, said:

In response to past 2 posters:
Quoting yourself is NOT cool.

Especially if the joke is completely lame.

QFFT
(Quoted For Fucking Truth)
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#613 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 16:46

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7 hax warning: This forum is secretly under control of CodeCat's furry conspiracy, and any attempt to challenge him in his power will result in him using his 1337 hax on you.


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#614 CodeCat

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 22:07

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[23:58] <Ailestrike> it's raining real hard outside...
[23:58] <CodeCat> If rain is hard, it's called hail
[00:06] <PrinceKassad> and if it's really hard, it's called carpet bombing
[00:06] <CodeCat> Bwahaha


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[00:00] <Furrlot> Hello all
[00:00] <CodeCat> Heya
[00:00] <Jyoukage> hell!
[00:00] <Jyoukage> hello, even!
[00:00] <CodeCat> rofl


HAT IN THE HELL!
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#615 Waris

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 06:23

:)

#616 Athena

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 06:40

:) Nice ones!

#617 Mathias

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 06:54

Haha! :)
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:41

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#619 Futschki

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Posted 30 May 2007 - 14:29

WTF @ Centric ?
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 21:43

View PostAbourror, on 31 May 2007, 00:29, said:

WTF @ Centric ?

Prinekassad in his finest moment

#621 SonicBoom

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 12:33

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SonicBoom says:
Then I'm afraid it's not possible until you get off of that network.
Alias - still bloody sick says:
I do not want to buy my own internets
SonicBoom says:
lol
Alias - still bloody sick says:
Yes I've got a spare 1000
Alias - still bloody sick says:
But I need that for a car
SonicBoom says:
In Soviet Russia; you do not buy internets, internets buy YOU.
Alias - still bloody sick says:
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SonicBoom says:
so move to russia
Alias - still bloody sick says:
MY INTERNETS BOUGHT ME


#622 The_Hunter

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 18:27

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Solar Thingy zegt:
My internets is broked.
Solar Thingy zegt:
I keep getting cut off.
Solar Thingy zegt:
Fackin' thing.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
or your msn
Solar Thingy zegt:
Nah, it's the Wireless for sure.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
get a cable....
Solar Thingy zegt:
... damned thing.
Solar Thingy zegt:
It just draws attention to me signing in and out.
Solar Thingy zegt:
:D
Solar Thingy zegt:
Attention whore.
Solar Thingy zegt:
:D
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
"get a cable...."
Solar Thingy zegt:
I'm upstairs.
Solar Thingy zegt:
A cable is not an option for me.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
get a drill
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you can figure out the rest
Solar Thingy zegt:
Wouldn't make a difference.
Solar Thingy zegt:
The house lay out is awkward.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
get a new house
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
lol
Solar Thingy zegt:
LMAO!


me and stinger
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#623 Foxhound

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 19:16

:D Nice one, Hunter. :D

Edited by Foxhound, 02 June 2007 - 19:16.

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#624 Kris

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 22:11

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Vengence says (6:00 AM):
"Pay Up!" "Gimmie That" "Its Mine!" "I want That!"
=]Chris/Yayo01[= says (6:00 AM):
LOL
=]Chris/Yayo01[= says (6:00 AM):
You know your addicted to C&C when you drove your pickup through a few crates and hoping you will get a Tow Ontop
=]Chris/Yayo01[= says (6:01 AM):
of your roof
Vengence says (6:01 AM):
:D








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Posted 03 June 2007 - 11:27

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ASIAN MAN RUN says:
so, screw you
Centric says:
?????
ASIAN MAN RUN says:
I am the CookieLord
Centric says:
No blocky please no
Centric says:
no blocky bad idea
Centric says:
and yes you are the CookieLord
ASIAN MAN RUN says:
^^
Centric says:
I splet it wrong didn't I ?
ASIAN MAN RUN says:
splet
ASIAN MAN RUN says:
yes
ASIAN MAN RUN says:
I love spletting
Centric says:

Centric says:
quote momment
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