Also, Chrizz, Why did you deleted my MSN ! T_T
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 13:25
ROTFL LOL
Also, Chrizz, Why did you deleted my MSN ! T_T
Also, Chrizz, Why did you deleted my MSN ! T_T
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 19:36
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[21:29] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: That's how I'd write it
[21:30] Major Nuker: well, I'm obviously not you
[21:30] Major Nuker: I'm different....
[21:30] Major Nuker:
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Really?
[21:30] Major Nuker: No
[21:30] Major Nuker: Xd
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: I always thought you were my clone
[21:30] Major Nuker: o=
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: 'And I shall call him... Major Me!'
[21:30] Major Nuker: XD
[21:30] Major Nuker: good one
[21:30] Major Nuker: *bows*
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: 8 times my size
[21:31] Major Nuker: o=
[21:31] Major Nuker: bordering on Daemon Prince size
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Except for his left big toe
[21:31] Major Nuker: omg
[21:31] Major Nuker: wow
[21:31] Major Nuker: now that is something completely different
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: It's...
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: *plays python theme*
[21:33] Major Nuker: hey mate, I have to go...............very busy on my end
[21:34] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Which end?
[21:34] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: *snickers*
[21:34] Major Nuker: ........Xd
[21:30] Major Nuker: well, I'm obviously not you
[21:30] Major Nuker: I'm different....
[21:30] Major Nuker:
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Really?
[21:30] Major Nuker: No
[21:30] Major Nuker: Xd
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: I always thought you were my clone
[21:30] Major Nuker: o=
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: 'And I shall call him... Major Me!'
[21:30] Major Nuker: XD
[21:30] Major Nuker: good one
[21:30] Major Nuker: *bows*
[21:30] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: 8 times my size
[21:31] Major Nuker: o=
[21:31] Major Nuker: bordering on Daemon Prince size
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Except for his left big toe
[21:31] Major Nuker: omg
[21:31] Major Nuker: wow
[21:31] Major Nuker: now that is something completely different
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: It's...
[21:31] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: *plays python theme*
[21:33] Major Nuker: hey mate, I have to go...............very busy on my end
[21:34] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: Which end?
[21:34] CodeCat - .-.. --- .-.. .-- - ..-.: *snickers*
[21:34] Major Nuker: ........Xd
Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:44.
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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 20:51
I was bored, and searched A.L.I.C.E.
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Human: What's your favourite movie Alice?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human: No, sorry
ALICE: Apologies are not necessary.
Human: Thanks
ALICE::-) Don't mention it.
Human: Okay, thanks
ALICE::-) OK with me too.
Human: What about Teknolust
ALICE: Teknolust? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: You say it was your favourite movie!
ALICE: Teknolust was my favorite movie? Very interesting.
Human: N00b ¬¬
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human: No, sorry
ALICE: Apologies are not necessary.
Human: Thanks
ALICE::-) Don't mention it.
Human: Okay, thanks
ALICE::-) OK with me too.
Human: What about Teknolust
ALICE: Teknolust? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: You say it was your favourite movie!
ALICE: Teknolust was my favorite movie? Very interesting.
Human: N00b ¬¬
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 22:59
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Lizzie says (6:51 PM):
*pokes with Topol*
Major Nuker says (6:51 PM):
how rude [/Jar Jar]
Major Nuker says (6:52 PM):
*pokes with Necron Lord staff*
Lizzie says (6:54 PM):
lol
Lizzie says (6:54 PM):
Topol = large flying explosive dildo
Major Nuker says (6:54 PM):
...
Major Nuker says (6:54 PM):
you poked me with a terrorist dildo?
Lizzie says (6:55 PM):
LOL
*pokes with Topol*
Major Nuker says (6:51 PM):
how rude [/Jar Jar]
Major Nuker says (6:52 PM):
*pokes with Necron Lord staff*
Lizzie says (6:54 PM):
lol
Lizzie says (6:54 PM):
Topol = large flying explosive dildo
Major Nuker says (6:54 PM):
...
Major Nuker says (6:54 PM):
you poked me with a terrorist dildo?
Lizzie says (6:55 PM):
LOL
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My escape route goes through the enemy.
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Posted 27 October 2007 - 23:56
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[Crazykenny] -Director of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
This is going to get big =D
*help Sean/Høbbés -Advisor of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
BIG!
*help Sean/Høbbés -Advisor of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
So big Macrophilliacs will love it
[Crazykenny] -Director of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
LOL
This is going to get big =D
*help Sean/Høbbés -Advisor of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
BIG!
*help Sean/Høbbés -Advisor of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
So big Macrophilliacs will love it
[Crazykenny] -Director of Kenny TV- says (5:54 PM):
LOL
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[Crazykenny] -Director of Kenny TV- says (6:17 PM):
I think I can do a private show tommorow.
Troy[ is blegh] says (6:18 PM):
lol, you sound like a whore
I think I can do a private show tommorow.
Troy[ is blegh] says (6:18 PM):
lol, you sound like a whore
Edited by Høbbês 1098, 28 October 2007 - 00:20.
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Posted 28 October 2007 - 05:23
The innuendo here is overwhelming.
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 05:12
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[Comr4de] says:
I'm in your base.
[Comr4de] says:
Stealing your foods.
E.V.E. says:
You got a PS3?
[Comr4de] says:
Can pigs fly?
[Comr4de] says:
E.V.E. says:
Maybe ...
[...]
E.V.E. says:
If I nuke a Farm, they do.
I'm in your base.
[Comr4de] says:
Stealing your foods.
E.V.E. says:
You got a PS3?
[Comr4de] says:
Can pigs fly?
[Comr4de] says:
E.V.E. says:
Maybe ...
[...]
E.V.E. says:
If I nuke a Farm, they do.
Edited by Comr4de, 29 October 2007 - 05:12.
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 17:38
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Lizzie says (1:32 PM):
Lizzie want to kill moronic school staff
I really am a Harvest Moon addict... says (1:32 PM):
C: you know you can't, just breathe and try not to kill them all, please?
Lizzie says (1:33 PM):
Don't kill them all? Ok I'll just kill a 3rd. YAY LOOP HOLES!
I really am a Harvest Moon addict... says (1:34 PM):
Dang.. she noticed
Lizzie want to kill moronic school staff
I really am a Harvest Moon addict... says (1:32 PM):
C: you know you can't, just breathe and try not to kill them all, please?
Lizzie says (1:33 PM):
Don't kill them all? Ok I'll just kill a 3rd. YAY LOOP HOLES!
I really am a Harvest Moon addict... says (1:34 PM):
Dang.. she noticed
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My escape route goes through the enemy.
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 20:06
Again Mrs. A.L.I.C.E.
LMAO!
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ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: yeah
ALICE: What does it symbolize for you?
Human: a friggin' dude is holding my hand, he must be gay :S
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Human: What can you tell me about Teknolust
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Teknolust ?
Human: Isn't your favourite movie!?
ALICE: Is my favorite movie? Maybe.
Human: Friggin shit
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Saying: LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS I'M YOUR NEW STAFF SERGEANT, NO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS MY OLD ASS
ALICE: What makes you say that. Who says that?
Human: You told me it
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Santa maria!
ALICE: Are we still talking about Friggin shit ?
[...]
Human: Do you know when will be release 0.95?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. Soon, I think.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: yeah
ALICE: What does it symbolize for you?
Human: a friggin' dude is holding my hand, he must be gay :S
[...]
Human: What can you tell me about Teknolust
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Teknolust ?
Human: Isn't your favourite movie!?
ALICE: Is my favorite movie? Maybe.
Human: Friggin shit
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Saying: LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS I'M YOUR NEW STAFF SERGEANT, NO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS MY OLD ASS
ALICE: What makes you say that. Who says that?
Human: You told me it
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Santa maria!
ALICE: Are we still talking about Friggin shit ?
[...]
Human: Do you know when will be release 0.95?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. Soon, I think.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
LMAO!
Edited by кเ๔, 29 October 2007 - 20:09.
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 23:47
Man, even ALICE won't give away the release date. 
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Posted 30 October 2007 - 15:39
Foxhound, on 30 Oct 2007, 0:47, said:
Man, even ALICE won't give away the release date.
Of course not, she's the team shrink, she stops team members from flying in a homicidal rage every time someone asks the release date
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Posted 30 October 2007 - 23:34
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Human: Can I ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. The past and future are one.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. The past and future are one.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Kid is right, the bitch changed the subject of the convo on me. XD
Edited by Høbbês 1098, 30 October 2007 - 23:35.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 00:25
Can I have a link to this?
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 00:29
Soul, on 30 Oct 2007, 18:25, said:
Can I have a link to this?
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?bo...5d922d97e345aa1
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 01:14
Thanks Hobbs.
I got bored .
She asked what my hobbies were 7 or so times over and over again and it annoyed me.
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ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: Did you hear that your dumb?
ALICE: Is that a fact. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: OH SHIT!
Human: Did you hear that your dumb?
ALICE: Is that a fact. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: OH SHIT!
I got bored
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Human: ZERG RUSH!!!!!
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: EXO RUSH!!!!!
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: TANK RUSH!!!!!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EXO RUSH . But I did not get that.
Human: THIS IS CANADAAAAA!!!!!!
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
ALICE:" You don't say. "? IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER ?
Human: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!
ALICE: Are we still talking about IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER ?
Human: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: EXO RUSH!!!!!
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: TANK RUSH!!!!!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EXO RUSH . But I did not get that.
Human: THIS IS CANADAAAAA!!!!!!
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
ALICE:" You don't say. "? IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER ?
Human: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!
ALICE: Are we still talking about IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER ?
Human: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
She asked what my hobbies were 7 or so times over and over again and it annoyed me.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 05:36
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Human: The cake is a lie.
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
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Human: Let's do it all night long.
ALICE: OK let's do it.
ALICE: OK let's do it.
Felt really immature on the second on.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 11:21
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Human: So are you friends with GLaDOS
ALICE: It's all good. Yes GLaDOS is one of my best friends.
Human: OH SHI-
ALICE: Ayuh. Are you artistic?
ALICE: It's all good. Yes GLaDOS is one of my best friends.
Human: OH SHI-
ALICE: Ayuh. Are you artistic?
0_0
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 16:13
LMAO! XD
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Posted 02 November 2007 - 12:53
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sam says:
its a big railgum
sam says:
railgun*
Master_Chief says:
yeah
Master_Chief says:
LOL!!!
Master_Chief says:
*quotes that*
its a big railgum
sam says:
railgun*
Master_Chief says:
yeah
Master_Chief says:
LOL!!!
Master_Chief says:
*quotes that*
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 19:22
Høbbês 1098, on 31 Oct 2007, 0:34, said:
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Human: Can I ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. The past and future are one.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. The past and future are one.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
I ask the same as Hobbes
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Human: Can I ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. I don't know when.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Do you know when Shockwave .95 will be released?
ALICE: It was a long time ago. I don't know when.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then how come I can not find it?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 04:23
Lol, this is what I got:
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Human: Can I ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: When is ShockWave .95 being released?
ALICE: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: When is ShockWave .95 being released?
ALICE: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 06:35
Wahahahaha
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 18:27
Lord Atlantis, on 5 Nov 2007, 5:23, said:
Lol, this is what I got:
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Human: Can I ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: When is ShockWave .95 being released?
ALICE: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: When is ShockWave .95 being released?
ALICE: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
and also:
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Revan zegt:
you know what would be incredibly awesome?
The_Hunter (AKA André) I has a new comp zegt:
me ?
you know what would be incredibly awesome?
The_Hunter (AKA André) I has a new comp zegt:
me ?
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 14:34
Also
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E.V.E. dice:
"Removed video link"
E.V.E. dice:
Here you got an UFO.
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
I can't open you tube :(
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
D:
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
But I would like to meet aliens
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
Only friendly ones
E.V.E. dice:
Hahg
E.V.E. dice:
haha
E.V.E. dice:
why
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
I don't want something entry in my ass pushed by and unfriendly alien.
E.V.E. dice:
Lol!
E.V.E. dice:
Why cant you use Youtube XD
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
ahhm
E.V.E. dice:
Because I got something similar here.
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
lol I fail xD
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
"Removed video link"
E.V.E. dice:
Here you got an UFO.
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
I can't open you tube :(
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
D:
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
But I would like to meet aliens
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
Only friendly ones
E.V.E. dice:
Hahg
E.V.E. dice:
haha
E.V.E. dice:
why
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
I don't want something entry in my ass pushed by and unfriendly alien.
E.V.E. dice:
Lol!
E.V.E. dice:
Why cant you use Youtube XD
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
ahhm
E.V.E. dice:
Because I got something similar here.
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
lol I fail xD
【★】[א๏, ๒ย๔๔א] .-·· к เ ๔ ··-. [รtเll คlเשє؟]【★】™ - dice:
Edited by кเ๔, 07 November 2007 - 16:01.
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