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#1376 CodeCat

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:10

Hat in the hell!
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#1377 CodeCat

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:29

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[02:26] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: Looks like licky isn't getting practice today
[02:27] E.V.E.: Who's Licky?
[02:27] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: XD
[02:27] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: TOPIC LICKED
[02:27] E.V.E.: XD
[02:28] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: HEY MY TOPIC WAS UNJUSTLY LICKED
[02:28] E.V.E.: Staff keeps licking my Topics.
[02:29] E.V.E.: What the hell dude, on what forum are you!?
[02:29] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: Let's lick and lol!
[02:29] CodeCat - Summer! Rain!: Amazing where a single typo can get you... :P

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:42.

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#1378 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:33

EPIC LOL :P
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#1379 Pandut

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:42

My Brother said:

I must warn you, i have the intelligence of a potato, and the maneuverability of a rock

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:44

View PostPandut, on 6 Jun 2008, 2:42, said:

My Brother said:

I must warn you, i have the intelligence of a potato, and the maneuverability of a rock


and i suggest air gen spectre gets lazr artillery shells!!!! :P
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#1381 Strategia

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 04:12

View PostCodeCat, on 6 Jun 2008, 2:29, said:

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[02:26] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: Looks like licky isn't getting practice today
[02:27] E.V.E.: Who's Licky?
[02:27] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: XD
[02:27] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: TOPIC LICKED
[02:27] E.V.E.: XD
[02:28] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: HEY MY TOPIC WAS UNJUSTLY LICKED
[02:28] E.V.E.: Staff keeps licking my Topics.
[02:29] E.V.E.: What the hell dude, on what forum are you!?
[02:29] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: Let's lick and lol!
[02:29] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Summer! Rain!: Amazing where a single typo can get you... :P


You have been..... Licklolled? :D

#1382 Strategia

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 12:02

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Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 zegt (14:06):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc...feature=related
Strategia™© zegt (14:07):
O_o
Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 zegt (14:08):
oh sorry
Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 zegt (14:08):
I was using your messager as a notepad
Strategia™© zegt (14:08):
eh?
Strategia™© zegt (14:08):
XD
Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 zegt (14:08):
to lazy to open microsoft word
Strategia™© zegt (14:08):
/quoted


#1383 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 12:33

heh, I do that with IRC sometimes :P
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#1384 The_Hunter

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 19:37

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E.V.E. zegt:
I killed 2 Spiders today
E.V.E. zegt:
By Fire.
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL
E.V.E. zegt:
I killed it WITH FIRE
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
XD

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 19:38

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[19:33:14] PacMan: did he block your hose or something?
[19:33:21] PacMan: host*
[19:33:30] Daniel: I think he did
[19:33:36] PacMan: although a blocked hose can be annoying...

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 19:55

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[14:34] <%PrinceKassad> http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h129/cod.../100_2951_s.jpg
[14:34] <%PrinceKassad> ???
[14:35] <@PacMan> lol
[14:35] <%Ravager> lol
[14:35] <%Ravager> it's codecat with a shoe on his head D:
[14:35] <%PrinceKassad> that's codecat?
[14:35] <%Ravager> yes
[14:35] <%PrinceKassad> I would've imagined him to be much different
[14:36] <@PacMan> indeed, thats him
[14:36] <%Ravager> codecat is pretty easy to recognize
[14:36] <%Ravager> being a furry and all
[14:36] <@PacMan> yeah
[14:36] <@PacMan> always has shoes on his head...
[14:36] <%PrinceKassad> so I'll easily find him if I ever visit Eindhoven
[14:36] <%Ravager> ^ that too
[14:36] <%Ravager> indeed
[14:36] <%PrinceKassad> or if he ever visits my village
[14:36] <%Ravager> he'll stick out like a sore thumb
[14:37] <%Ravager> his hair and his eyes
[14:37] <%Ravager> are easy to see
[14:37] <%PrinceKassad> and his 1337 hax
[14:37] <%Ravager> indeed
[14:37] <@PacMan> and his shoe
[14:38] <ScopeJim> dont know abt his hax
[14:38] <%Ravager> you'll see 0's and 1's acsending from his head at a constant rate
[14:38] <ScopeJim> lol at the shoe
[14:38] <%Ravager> and once in a while you'll see a green $10
[14:38] <ScopeJim> :P
[14:39] <%PrinceKassad> and three chevrons next to him
[14:39] <%PrinceKassad> hovering
[14:39] <%Ravager> yep
[14:39] <@PacMan> =0
[14:39] <ScopeJim> nobody will notice their money is missing
[14:39] <@PacMan> but they'll notice the lack of shoes on their feet
[14:39] <%Ravager> coz they'll all be on his head
[14:39] <@PacMan> yep
[14:39] <%PrinceKassad> also it should probably be nit $10 but Æ’10
[14:39] <%PrinceKassad> dutch currency thingy
[14:39] <@PacMan> thats his party trick
[14:40] <%Ravager> putting hats on his head
[14:40] <ScopeJim> a sandal aint really a shoe IMO
[14:40] <~CodeCat> Kassad we have euros silly
[14:40] <%Ravager> but they're both footwear and thats what counts
[14:40] <%Ravager> as far as, walking into a store
[14:41] <%PrinceKassad> [21:40:31] <~CodeCat> Kassad we have euros silly <- I'm living in 1998


#1387 Chyros

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 20:05

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#1388 Hobbesy

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 18:39

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Killerratte: well well ze Herr Doktor said my blood is teh totally normal
Killerratte: i am ze ubermensch
Hobbesy: Did he give you an ubercharge?
Killerratte: No :<
Hobbesy: D:

Killerratte goes to the doctor.

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Killerratte: :D
Hobbesy: Wa?
Killerratte: shit i just smiled
Hobbesy: LOL
Killerratte: I SMILED
Killerratte: OH YOU N*****!

DIVIDE BY ZERO!

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Hobbesy: LEAVE HIM ALONE
Hobbesy: HE HAS NO CHILDREN!
Killerratte: STOP MAKING QUOTES OFF ME YOU SUBHUMAN !!!1
Hobbesy: HES A FUCKING VORGIN!
Killerratte: VORGIN
Killerratte: LOL

Hat in the hell!

Edited by Høbbesy, 07 June 2008 - 19:16.


#1389 Soul

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 14:44

Glad you didn't quote me.
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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 16:28

View PostSoul, on 8 Jun 2008, 9:44, said:

Glad you didn't quote me.

You have to admit that was a good joke to pull on you though. :P

Edited by Høbbesy, 08 June 2008 - 16:29.


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Posted 08 June 2008 - 17:04

View PostHøbbesy, on 8 Jun 2008, 12:28, said:

View PostSoul, on 8 Jun 2008, 9:44, said:

Glad you didn't quote me.

You have to admit that was a good joke to pull on you though. :P

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#1392 Overdose

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 17:39

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Overdose diz:
Mc Donald's makes my stomach twist in agony
Overdose diz:
yet I can't stop eating there
Overdose diz:
I will never know
The Hunter (AKA André) diz:
MC Donald's is like a one night stand
The Hunter (AKA André) diz:
you want it realy badly and you enjoy it quickly but afterwards you feel inflated dirty and crap
Overdose diz:
Dude best quote of this month
The Hunter (AKA André) diz:
XD
Overdose diz:
Your so getting quoted
The Hunter (AKA André) diz:
fix my spelling before quoting
Overdose diz:
=P ok

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 19:15

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Hobbesy/Sean says (2:13 PM):
Jesus Hunter, control you fanboys. :P
The Hunter (AKA André) says (2:14 PM):
i'd prefer not to :)
The Hunter (AKA André) says (2:14 PM):
it'd be a fulltime job

Edited by Høbbesy, 08 June 2008 - 19:16.


#1394 Comr4de

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 19:28

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[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
*Walks into this shat window*
[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
*chat
Comr4de / Luis says:
so i herd you like shitting in windows
[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
I do new a new keyboard
Comr4de / Luis says:
LOL


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Posted 08 June 2008 - 21:48

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<+Hobbes> STRIIIIIDEEEER!
<+Hobbes> *Boom* *Boom*
<+Ghostrider> lol
<+Alie> my name.
<+Alie> there are no striders.
<+Hobbes> FREEEEEMAAAAAN!
<+Sgt_Mjr_Kid> STINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
<@Bob> KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> SPAMALOT?
<+Hobbes> COMBINE!
<+Alie> well, fuk ur shit
<+Sgt_Mjr_Kid> NEMESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
<+Hobbes> HEADCRABS!
<+Hobbes> ZOMBIES!
<+Alie> TERRORIST
<+Ghostrider> ZOMBIES WITH HEADCRABS!
<+Hobbes> D:
<+Sgt_Mjr_Kid> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<+Hobbes> HEADCRAB OFFICERS!
<+Ghostrider> MADNESS
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Alie> HOSTAGES
<@Bob> LOUD NOISES
<+Hobbes> BECUSE U R A HEDCRAB ZOMBEE!
<+Ghostrider> I LOVE LAMP
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Hobbes> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Hobbes> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Hobbes> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Alie> YELLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG!
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Hobbes> WOOOOOOOOOO
<+Ghostrider> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> ALTO
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> ALOT
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Nem> SPAM.
<+Ghostrider> ALOT
<+Hobbes> MIX THE FUCK OUT OF IT
<@Bob> ok stop now
<+Alie> -v nems
<+Sgt_Mjr_Kid> XD
<@Bob> there is a limit

Edited by Høbbesy, 08 June 2008 - 21:49.


#1396 CodeCat

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 23:53

E-Studios is turning Swedish!
(Warning: only my Swedish was actually an attempt at doing it right, the others were just using online translators)

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[01:00] <CodeCat> Hädanefter är Svenska språket av den här kanalen!
[01:00] <Bob> lolwut
[01:01] <Fenrir> swedish?
[01:16] <Bob> *sigh*
[01:16] <Bob> only EA would put a timer on a demo...
[01:15] <CodeCat> Om ni pratar inte Svenska, jag skal banna er alla!
[01:17] <Nem> About nine talked not Swedish, I will swear is all! ?
[01:18] <Bob> was
[01:18] <Bob> t*
[01:18] <Bob> >.>
[01:19] <CodeCat> lol Nem
[01:19] <Nem> ahh
[01:19] <Nem> If you do not speak English, I peel chide all of you!
[01:19] <Bob> wat
[01:20] <Nem> I think he is going ot peel chide everyone who does not speak english
[01:20] * Nem shrugs
[01:21] <Bob> wat
[01:22] <Nem> Att tala svenska är så coolt.
[01:22] <Bob> STÖRRE FILE
[01:23] <Nem> Hora.
[01:23] <CodeCat> Hahaha Bob
[01:24] <Nem> Har et problem med måten jeg snakker?!
[01:24] <Bob> vad
[01:25] <Nem> Dont vad mig.
[01:26] <Nem> hora.
[01:28] <Nem> :P
[01:31] <Bob> D:
[01:31] <Nem> :P !
[01:31] <Bob> http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?s=...st&p=477430
[01:32] <Bob> what D:?
[01:32] <Bob> a normal post D:?
[01:33] <Nem> I blame communism for Gsus's lack of writting skills.
[01:33] <Bob> but communism is pushing the industry... :(
[01:34] <Nem> Your about to be pushing the industry >_>
[01:34] <Nem> When you give me that planet!
[01:34] <Bob> D:
[01:34] <Nem> :wtf:
[01:34] <Nem> Core äger så mycket, det ger mig orgasm
[01:35] <Bob> O_O
[01:35] <Wizard> filth
[01:35] <Nem> Hora.
[01:35] <Bob> Jag spelar en ps3 versionen av lämlar.
[01:36] <Nem> Lemmings är för idioter.
[01:36] <Alie> meow
[01:37] <Nem> Hora.
[01:37] <Nem> I mitt land, katt presens meow dig.
[01:37] <Alie> nyan
[01:37] <Nem> Hora.
[01:38] <Bob> [00:35:44] Nem: Lemmings är för idioter. <-- you are a very sick person
[01:38] <CodeCat> I Sovjetryssland, Svenska talar DIG!
[01:38] <Bob> D:
[01:39] <CodeCat> Skörbjuggsjuka sjömän stjäl skepparens skjortor <- Swedish tongue twister
[01:39] <Alie> Dig
[01:39] <CodeCat> Nej, dig!
[01:39] <Bob> Lemmings is the shit
[01:39] <Bob> =D
[01:39] <Nem> Thats i alla länder!
[01:40] <Bob> mhm
[01:40] <CodeCat> Lemmings är skiten?
[01:40] <Nem> Ja
[01:41] <Bob> mhm
[01:41] <Alie> nej
[01:41] <CodeCat> I showed this convo to a Swedish speaking friend of mine
[01:41] <CodeCat> He says you're all bored
[01:41] <Bob> lol
[01:41] <Nem> lol..

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#1397 E.V.E.

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View PostComr4de, on 8 Jun 2008, 21:28, said:

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[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
*Walks into this shat window*
[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
*chat
Comr4de / Luis says:
so i herd you like shitting in windows
[a=1][c=13]10263 ĸﻨժժկ 10263 [/c=4][/a=2] says:
I do new a new keyboard
Comr4de / Luis says:
LOL



Bwahaha! :rofll:

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#1398 Thez

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:39

"Damned Spellcasters" said:

Berserkers are generally quite angry people, but the one thing that really gets up their noses is thin pasty people in dresses wiggling their fingers at them. The ensuing conflagration, electrocution, freezing, poisoning, draining, divine chastisement or arcane trickery tends to, perhaps understandably, make the Berserker 'take it personally'.

The bathrobe-wearing coward then gets to find out how difficult mystic sorcery is to get right with four missing teeth and six broken fingers.

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Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 says (9:00 PM):
I'M WANKING
=Hawkeye= says (9:00 PM):
yay
Corporal: Centric Borliev [Spetsnaz] Division D12 says (9:00 PM):
WHAT !?!?!?!?!?!??!11

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:29

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