Funny quotes
Slightly Wonky Robob
22 Jun 2008
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[02:03:31] Ghostrider: hmm
[02:03:38] Ghostrider: that's where I had marzipan
[02:03:46] Bob: oh wait...
[02:03:52] Bob: that was cyanide :S
[02:03:58] Ion_Cannon: I buy blocks of it sometimes, an eat it.
...
[02:05:27] Bob: you have serious problems...
[02:05:39] Ion_Cannon: I meant marzipan, haha
[02:05:41] Ghostrider: lol Bob
[02:05:42] Bob:
[02:03:38] Ghostrider: that's where I had marzipan
[02:03:46] Bob: oh wait...
[02:03:52] Bob: that was cyanide :S
[02:03:58] Ion_Cannon: I buy blocks of it sometimes, an eat it.
...
[02:05:27] Bob: you have serious problems...
[02:05:39] Ion_Cannon: I meant marzipan, haha
[02:05:41] Ghostrider: lol Bob
[02:05:42] Bob:

some bad timing

Edited by Bob, 22 June 2008 - 01:07.
Strategia
23 Jun 2008
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Carnage zegt (0:01):
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.

Lizzie
24 Jun 2008
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<+_Lizzie_> Also SWS, I stopped beleving in the christian god around the same time. Whats up with that?
* @SilverWingedSeraph shrugs.
<Talhydras> Adolescence sucks is my guess
<@SilverWingedSeraph> No idea.
<+_Lizzie_> Maybe mentality matures over time and you realize that God is just like santa and the easter bunny
<+_Lizzie_> Except he doesn't give you awesome shit
* @SilverWingedSeraph shrugs.
<Talhydras> Adolescence sucks is my guess
<@SilverWingedSeraph> No idea.
<+_Lizzie_> Maybe mentality matures over time and you realize that God is just like santa and the easter bunny
<+_Lizzie_> Except he doesn't give you awesome shit
Nid
24 Jun 2008
Strategia Inc., on 23 Jun 2008, 22:58, said:
Quote
Carnage zegt (0:01):
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.

Talk about Womanbeater

Of course I am familiar with the context he intended it to be as well

Jok3r
24 Jun 2008
Strategia Inc., on 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, said:
Quote
Carnage zegt (0:01):
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.
DAMN!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
FUCK!
Carnage zegt (0:03):
So hard to stop...
Carnage zegt (0:03):
Hitting on women...
Carnage zegt (0:04):
Later man.
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:04):
most random line ever.

The funny thing is, he said the same thing to me

Swimmer
Nid
24 Jun 2008
Quote
[Crazykenny] says:
I needs pr0nz
[Crazykenny] says:
gaypr0nz.
[Crazykenny] says:

Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
LIMEWIRE IT IS THEN
I needs pr0nz
[Crazykenny] says:
gaypr0nz.
[Crazykenny] says:

Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
LIMEWIRE IT IS THEN
Sgt. Rho
24 Jun 2008
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Anubis says:
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Strategia
24 Jun 2008
Master_Chief, on 24 Jun 2008, 22:56, said:
Quote
Anubis says:
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
I LOLed :rotfll:
Slightly Wonky Robob
25 Jun 2008
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[23:11:27] PrinceKassad: I'm secretly using my boyfriend's PC without his permission
G-sus
26 Jun 2008
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<cryptkeeper> yes if your into that stuff go ahead i won't stop you infact I'd give you some wax now if i had some
<Ion_Cannon> lol
<Ion_Cannon> lol
guys, we dont wanna know. there´s /MSG for that...

Kris
26 Jun 2008
Master_Chief, on 25 Jun 2008, 4:56, said:
Quote
Anubis says:
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
though it would have been verry funny in www2 to see a stealth sherman fighting a mighty tiger
Anubis says:
almost like a stealth musqito on a horse's ass
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Anubis says:
can you imagine how annoing it might have been for the tiger crew ... where the fuck is that little tank ... cranch!!! ... oops i think we just rolled over it ...
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says:
LOL
Now THATS MASSIVE WIN!

Ion Cannon!
26 Jun 2008
Hmm, IonCannonDude isn't me..
@Gsus ; Thank god you didn't quote the rest of that convo.
@Gsus ; Thank god you didn't quote the rest of that convo.
Sgt. Rho
26 Jun 2008
No, I had that nickname before I even knew about E-Studios...In EVE-Online

Sgt. Rho
27 Jun 2008
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IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:33 PM):
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* AHAHAHHAA *cough**cough* my lil' sis just punhed her face into the ground
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:33 PM):
*punched
=]Chris[= says (9:33 PM):
LMFAO
=]Chris[= says (9:33 PM):
just now?
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:33 PM):
yeah
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
FACEPLANT O:
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:34 PM):
quote that
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
no u
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* AHAHAHHAA *cough**cough* my lil' sis just punhed her face into the ground
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:33 PM):
*punched
=]Chris[= says (9:33 PM):
LMFAO
=]Chris[= says (9:33 PM):
just now?
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:33 PM):
yeah
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
FACEPLANT O:
IonCannonDude - EVE Online addict says (9:34 PM):
quote that
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
=]Chris[= says (9:34 PM):
no u
Hobbesy
28 Jun 2008
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<Hobbes> And now, a moment of beautiful writing...
<Hobbes> So begun has the tragic fate of E-studios,
<Hobbes> For where it a new golden age to begin,
<Hobbes> Red bans would fall upon us like many an Autumn leaf.
<Hobbes> *clap* *clap* *clap*
<Hobbes> Thank-you, thank-you.
<+[|]> *stammer* *stammer* *stammer*
<Hobbes> >_>
<+[|]> Lol brit way.
<Hobbes> So begun has the tragic fate of E-studios,
<Hobbes> For where it a new golden age to begin,
<Hobbes> Red bans would fall upon us like many an Autumn leaf.
<Hobbes> *clap* *clap* *clap*
<Hobbes> Thank-you, thank-you.
<+[|]> *stammer* *stammer* *stammer*
<Hobbes> >_>
<+[|]> Lol brit way.
Edited by Høbbesy, 28 June 2008 - 06:19.
The_Hunter
29 Jun 2008
Quote
Comr4de / Luis says:
it would say "LOLNOWORKING FIX YOUR SETTINGS"
Comr4de / Luis says:

The Hunter (AKA André) says:
well that's a error message you don't see every day
Comr4de / Luis says:
so i just played with the settings until it finally worked
Comr4de / Luis says:
you dont have Windows LOL edition
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
ah
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
i have the ROFL edition
it would say "LOLNOWORKING FIX YOUR SETTINGS"
Comr4de / Luis says:

The Hunter (AKA André) says:
well that's a error message you don't see every day
Comr4de / Luis says:
so i just played with the settings until it finally worked
Comr4de / Luis says:
you dont have Windows LOL edition
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
ah
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
i have the ROFL edition
Strategia
30 Jun 2008
I'd buy Windows LOL Edition. Unless it was actually made by Microfail, of course
Edited by Strategia Inc., 30 June 2008 - 01:11.

Edited by Strategia Inc., 30 June 2008 - 01:11.
Kris
30 Jun 2008
But, Thats Microsoft Windows Mega Fail edition :(
I still want Microwaffles ROFLMAO Edition with EPIC LOL Service Pack 3 D: !
I still want Microwaffles ROFLMAO Edition with EPIC LOL Service Pack 3 D: !