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#1751 Wizard

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 22:55

Would've have been funnier if you've had corrected your spelling :P

#1752 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 03:38

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Codeuser says:
I'm going to finish my HW
<克拉多-斯特萊傅> says:
WTF
<克拉多-斯特萊傅> says:
U HAVE NO LIFE
Codeuser says:
NO U
<克拉多-斯特萊傅> says:
...
<克拉多-斯特萊傅> says:
I'M GOING BACK TO MAPLE STORY

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#1753 Nid

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 19:17

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Nem (nemisis54): he is one of those savages I here about
Nem (nemisis54): I think they call them
[AoF]Billy Chaka (billychaka): wat
Nem (nemisis54): "europeans"
nidmeister (nidmeister): Indeed.
nidmeister (nidmeister): Ug
nidmeister (nidmeister): Wer cave?
Nem (nemisis54): VAT
nidmeister (nidmeister): ME WANT CAVE CAVE
Nem (nemisis54): next to og
[AoF]Billy Chaka (billychaka): oh man
[AoF]Billy Chaka (billychaka): i'm so good at this game
Nem (nemisis54): og next to big red warm thing
nidmeister (nidmeister): WAT HAPPEN IF STAND IN BIG RED WARM THING?
Nem (nemisis54): ouch ouch, og say it does
nidmeister (nidmeister): oh :(
nidmeister (nidmeister): why og covered in big red warm thing now?
nidmeister (nidmeister): me want big red warm thing cover too
nidmeister (nidmeister): oh looks hurt it does
nidmeister (nidmeister): oh? i mean og og
nidmeister (nidmeister): og looks like hurt
nidmeister (nidmeister): wat me should do?

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#1754 Chyros

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 19:28

*looks at Nem's location* :P

:rolleyes:

Edited by Chyros, 04 September 2008 - 19:29.

TN



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#1755 Dauth

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 19:51

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The Hunter (AKA André) says (20:49):
clever first you invite is all in a group chat then you leave quickly
The Hunter (AKA André) says (20:49):
so we can't scold you
The Hunter (AKA André) says (20:49):
duh
Ben: Dauth: says (20:49):
hehe
Ben: Dauth: says (20:50):
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#1756 E.V.E.

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 21:11

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WarMenace92 sagte:
and 26 days to what
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagte:
TELL ME!!
WarMenace92 sagte:
please?
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagte:
?!
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagte:
...
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagt:
seriously what is it
E.V.E. sagt:
Maybe your Mom.
WarMenace92 sagt:
... comeon.
E.V.E. sagt:
Curious Nitwit.
WarMenace92 sagt:
...
WarMenace92 sagt:
I wanna know
WarMenace92 sagt:
plz
E.V.E. sagt:
Me aswell.
WarMenace92 sagt:
u said u knew!
E.V.E. sagt:
I did?
E.V.E. sagt:
Coo. Posted Image
WarMenace92 sagt:
yea
WarMenace92 sagt:
...
E.V.E. sagt:
I tell you how you can find out.
WarMenace92 sagt:
how
E.V.E. sagt:
Wait 26 Days.
WarMenace92 sagt:
AHH!!


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#1757 Soul

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 21:16

Oh E.V.E. :wtf: .
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Edited by Soul, 05 September 2008 - 21:16.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#1758 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 23:47

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F O R T H E N S
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#1759 Wizard

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 23:48

WTF?? I wasn't even there.......*shifts feet nervously*

#1760 Dauth

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 23:48

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Ben: Dauth: 26 days? says (00:44):
No quoting
Ben: Dauth: 26 days? says (00:44):
Bob you fail far too soon
PacMan says (00:45):
*quotes*
Ben: Dauth: 26 days? says (00:45):
bitch


The follow on. Tbh I didn't crack so I don't mind.

#1761 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 01:41

View PostBob, on 5 Sep 2008, 19:47, said:

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Posted Image this smiley should become default or something D:
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#1762 Nid

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 09:06

View PostScopejim, on 6 Sep 2008, 2:41, said:

Posted Image this smiley should become default or something D:

Needs to be implemented into the smiley database as £: ). Posted Image

Like :D is
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#1763 Alias

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 09:21

:D deserves it.
Your perv smiley doesn't.

:awe

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#1764 Nid

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 09:23

D:

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Edgar says:
today i put a condom on my head
Edgar says:
and blew it up with my nose
Llama [/Niddy] says:
LOL!!

Edited by Niddy, 06 September 2008 - 17:36.

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#1765 Soul

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 22:52

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Lee says:
hey
Jonathan - Divine Chaos says:
hey
Lee says:
Guess what
Jonathan - Divine Chaos says:
what?
Lee says:
There is a stain on my keyboard, shaped like a penis o_o
Jonathan - Divine Chaos says:
wtf?
Jonathan - Divine Chaos says:
lol
Lee says:
its random, and im only noticing it now
Jonathan - Divine Chaos says:
Weird
Lee says:
ima take a pic for proof!

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#1766 Stinger

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 01:10

Crypt and I discussing the Tank Hunter's TNT charge, and me being a smartass. :D

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Stinger says:
The TNT charge is a last-ditched attack.
cryptkeeper says:
yah
Stinger says:
Highly situational, but still useful.
cryptkeeper says:
but it barely ever works
Stinger says:
It works if you hotkey.
cryptkeeper says:
meh i don't hotkey
Stinger says:
So it barely ever works.


#1767 Dauth

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 11:11

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E.V.E. says (11:58):
Hi
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (11:58):
Morning
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (11:58):
Got a hangover?
E.V.E. says (11:58):
Oh hell yeah
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (11:58):
*smiles*
E.V.E. says (11:58):
And Oh no, that sounds like we chatted last night
E.V.E. says (11:58):
Did I say anything stupid?
E.V.E. says (11:59):
Because I cant remember one thing
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (11:59):
*Smiles like a cheshire cat*
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (11:59):
Welcome to wonderland, how deep does the rabbit hole of your guilt go?
E.V.E. says (12:00):
What?
E.V.E. says (12:00):
What did I say last night? XD
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:00):
Hehe
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:00):
say isn't correct
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:01):
Send might be
E.V.E. says (12:01):
?????????
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:02):
Indeed
E.V.E. says (12:02):
what happened
E.V.E. says (12:02):
Because I wasn't all time at the PC
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:02):
Ask Wizard, it happened to him
E.V.E. says (12:03):
But he is not online
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:03):
Wait until he is
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:04):
Should I put you out of your misery?
E.V.E. says (12:04):
Yes please
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:04):
Sweet Fanny Adams
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:05):
Nothing happened, it just enjoyed causing a little light paranoia
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:06):
Call me peverse if you wish for the target
E.V.E. says (12:12):
You little ...
E.V.E. says (12:12):
XD
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:12):
hehe
Ben: Dauth: 24 days? says (12:12):
quoted


Hehe

Edited by Dauth, 07 September 2008 - 11:12.


#1768 E.V.E.

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 11:14

:(

- E.V.E.

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#1769 ĦѦʠʠɵƇҟ Ϣϙɩƭ

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 12:05

From another forum

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Cheri: I demand Chimchar/Monferno/Infernape. I DEMAND IT.

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Catch 22: MONFERNO WITH A NINTENDO HAT?

AND RED SHIRT?

AND PEANUT POPGUNS?

AND NICKNAMED DIDDY?

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Cheri: HEY CATCH.

HERE'S AN IDEA.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

But what is truth, is truth unchanging law? We both have truths, are mine the same as yours?
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#1770 Lucid

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 14:23

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You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :D



if it's a quote from you, i apologize.

nonetheless, it's not that funny
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#1771 Dauth

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 19:01

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Ben: Dauth: 23 days? says (19:55):

Ben: Dauth: 23 days? says (19:56):
I do enjoy using that smilie
Wizard says (19:58):
suits you
Ben: Dauth: 23 days? says (19:58):
It does, I have one of the fastest dirty minds of anyone I've ever met
Wizard says (19:58):
one day we'll time you against me then
Wizard says (19:58):
where's EVE?
Wizard says (19:59):
lol
Ben: Dauth: 23 days? says (19:59):
rofl
Ben: Dauth: 23 days? says (19:59):
*quotes


#1772 Jok3r

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 02:13

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john says: (10:07:58 PM)
so there is a finite amount of ammo in the world then?
S.A.R. <Muse FTW><Do Not Message> says: (10:08:17 PM)
I don't think so
S.A.R. <Muse FTW><Do Not Message> says: (10:08:24 PM)
because people will keep spawning with it
john says: (10:08:31 PM)
i can imagine people scavenging around past battlefield looking for used bullets...
john says: (10:08:33 PM)
oh
john says: (10:08:34 PM)
yeah
john says: (10:08:34 PM)
i see
S.A.R. <Muse FTW><Do Not Message> says: (10:08:36 PM)
lol!
john says: (10:08:40 PM)
XD
S.A.R. <Muse FTW><Do Not Message> says: (10:08:41 PM)
used bullets
john says: (10:08:45 PM)
:P


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Posted 09 September 2008 - 02:19

View PostE.V.E., on 5 Sep 2008, 16:11, said:

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WarMenace92 sagte:
and 26 days to what
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagte:
TELL ME!!
WarMenace92 sagte:
please?
E.V.E. sagte:
Posted Image
WarMenace92 sagte:
?!
E.V.E. sagte:
Posted Image
WarMenace92 sagte:
...
E.V.E. sagte:
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WarMenace92 sagt:
seriously what is it
E.V.E. sagt:
Maybe your Mom.
WarMenace92 sagt:
... comeon.
E.V.E. sagt:
Curious Nitwit.
WarMenace92 sagt:
...
WarMenace92 sagt:
I wanna know
WarMenace92 sagt:
plz
E.V.E. sagt:
Me aswell.
WarMenace92 sagt:
u said u knew!
E.V.E. sagt:
I did?
E.V.E. sagt:
Coo. Posted Image
WarMenace92 sagt:
yea
WarMenace92 sagt:
...
E.V.E. sagt:
I tell you how you can find out.
WarMenace92 sagt:
how
E.V.E. sagt:
Wait 26 Days.
WarMenace92 sagt:
AHH!!


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I got you next time...
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#1774 Dauth

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 11:14

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Joshua™ says (12:12):
better and better
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*smiles*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*nods*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*backs away slowly*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*gets a restarining order*
Joshua™ says (12:13):

Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:13):
*quotes*


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Posted 09 September 2008 - 11:20

View PostDauth, on 9 Sep 2008, 21:14, said:

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Joshua™ says (12:12):
better and better
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*smiles*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*nods*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*backs away slowly*
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:12):
*gets a restarining order*
Joshua™ says (12:13):
:P
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (12:13):
*quotes*


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