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#1776 Wizard

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:44

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[15:34] Ben: Dauth: 22 days?: why are the pretty ones always so dumb?


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#1777 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:47

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#1778 Wizard

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:49

Cheer up Bob at least he thinks you're pretty :P

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:50

Pfft, who doesn't? Posted Image
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#1780 Wizard

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:52

Anyone whose met you? :P

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 14:53

True

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#1782 Wizard

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 15:09

Awww we luv ya rly Bob Posted Image

#1783 Dauth

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 21:51

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Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (22:41):
looks like a nice ************
Wizard says (22:42):
*gasps in sheer anger as bile reaches throat*
Wizard says (22:42):
NICE
Wizard says (22:42):
NICE
Wizard says (22:42):
FUCKING NICE!!!
Wizard says (22:42):
LOL
Wizard says (22:42):
that skwire is epic
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (22:42):
was worth it for that reaction
Wizard says (22:42):
i guessed
Ben: Dauth: 22 days? says (22:43):
hehe
Wizard says (22:43):
you should quote that


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Wizard says (22:50):
link to my post on forum has just gone to every online staffer and admin
Wizard says (22:50):
they WILL fucking lke it >.>
Wizard says (22:50):
*like

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#1784 Wizard

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 21:52

I have run out of words in the English language to curse you boy.

Someone give me some foreign ones

#1785 Dauth

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 22:03

View PostWizard, on 9 Sep 2008, 22:52, said:

I have run out of words in the English language to curse you boy.

Someone give me some foreign ones


Just use your typos like normal. Seriously I've been called a batsard and a wsnker so many times.

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 22:07

Either some people are pretarded, or don't know hoe to even curse. Not you Dauth the guy that called you tat
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Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:31

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Wizard says (10:27):
It's almost like a girl at a War Hammer convention
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:27):
yea
Wizard says (10:27):
Oh hang on
Wizard says (10:27):
isn't that what a "lab" really is?
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:27):
nah, I don't like WarHmmer
Wizard says (10:27):
to right to
Wizard says (10:28):
all those black t-shirts and long hair
Wizard says (10:28):
too much painting of models, it isn't natural
Wizard says (10:28):
you quote that and you're a dead man
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:28):
orly?
Wizard says (10:28):
yarly
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:28):
why?
Wizard says (10:29):
cause I will ram the LHC up your arse
Wizard says (10:29):
and then turn it on
Wizard says (10:29):
your little black whole will become a very large one
Wizard says (10:29):
ROLF
Wizard says (10:29):
ROFL
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:29):
*quotes


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Wizard says (10:30):
i said i was running out of english cus words for you
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (10:30):
Just use your typos like normal.
Wizard says (10:31):
that isn't a bad idea you cant

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#1788 Wizard

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:37

8| Ahh the recreational British wit of two people with absolutely nothing better to do with their time

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 16:04

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nidmeister: http://www.weebls-st...m/wab/Biscuits/
Nem: vat
Nem: americans wont get that last one
Nem: a biscuit is a biscuit here :cool:
nidmeister: Indeed.
nidmeister: but
nidmeister: We invented biscuits first
nidmeister: so...
Nem: LIES
nidmeister: technically, a Biscuit is a cookie over there.
Nem: technically a
Nem: umm
nidmeister: We don't have any other word for biscuit.
Nem: large plant is a tree, lets call that a tree?
Nem: / lame
nidmeister: Are you trying to imply that all Englishmen should call their biscuits "cookies"?
nidmeister: HOW ABSURD!
Nem: needs moar words for biscuits
nidmeister: so what do you think biscuits are over there?
Nem: cakes, cookies and actuall biscuits
nidmeister: ...
nidmeister: CAKES ARE NOT BISCUITS
Nem: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL LAWL
nidmeister: AND FOR ANY OF YOU ENGLISH-IMPAIRED
nidmeister: NEITHER ARE CRUMPETS
Nem: AN OUTRAGE!
nidmeister: INDEED I SAY
Nem: OUR ENGLISH IS BETTA


LOL!!!!!!!!

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 16:12

Sense & Nem do not go well together :cool:

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 18:44

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           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
What is a biscuit?
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Like a cookie ¬¬
Llama [/Niddy] says:
but we call them biscuits.
Llama [/Niddy] says:
like a Hobnob
Llama [/Niddy] says:
or digestive
Llama [/Niddy] says:
or rich tea
Llama [/Niddy] says:
or bourbon.
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
oh
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I thought it was the Girl's personal part
Llama [/Niddy] says:
...:|
Llama [/Niddy] says:
My god
Llama [/Niddy] says:
did you not watch that thing?
Llama [/Niddy] says:
that I posted in SYD?
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I was afraid it was a porn movie
Llama [/Niddy] says:
If it was a porn movie then Wizard wold have blocked it.
Llama [/Niddy] says:
*would
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
oh..
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
So..
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
Is not like a pussy..
Llama [/Niddy] says:
No.
Llama [/Niddy] says:
:|
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I feel stupid now
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Indeed you do ~~
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I used to say to british girls
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I am going to eat your Biscuit
Llama [/Niddy] says:
:|
Llama [/Niddy] says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]                  Artic Warfare B.A.R. Comming Soon      says:
I feel freaking stupid now
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Still sounds kinda kinky


This whole biscuit situation gets better and better...
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#1792 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 18:51

I don't whether I should laugh or cry D:
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#1793 Nid

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 18:55

I would very much like to eat your biscuit Bob Posted Image
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Posted 10 September 2008 - 21:24

I'd like that Posted Image
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#1795 Wizard

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 21:38

View PostNiddy, on 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, said:

Llama [/Niddy] says:
If it was a porn movie then Wizard wold have blocked it.

Yeah, I'd have just nicked it instead.

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 21:42

Ouch, that must have hurt Kid :cool:
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Posted 10 September 2008 - 22:36

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Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (23:35):
what can EVE and OD be doing thats more important that us
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (23:35):
than*
PacMan says (23:35):
Each other?
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (23:35):
*quotes
Wizard says (23:35):
then OD is one hell of a well endowed bloke
Wizard says (23:35):
that's a long way between the two
Wizard says (23:35):
you'd be able to se his schlong from space
Ben: Dauth: 21 days? says (23:35):
quotes this instead


Staffers huh?

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 22:37

View PostInsomniac!, on 10 Sep 2008, 22:42, said:

Ouch, that must have hurt Kid :cool:

Clearly not as much as somebody in TPAM

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 01:24

You know Wiz, they could make a whole file filled with compromising remarks from you :cool: .
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:53

You know what's stupid, is that I know what Dauth will do with them before I write them. Some would think I play up to it :cool:

Edited by Wizard, 11 September 2008 - 07:54.




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