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#1826 Lizzie

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 05:39

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<SilverWingedSeraph> I'm baffled at Normandy's RP. He sent the last surviving members of humanity to a planet without a breathable atmosphere.
<_Lizzie_> That's because he hates humanity
<_Lizzie_> Isn't it ovbious?
<SilverWingedSeraph> That's possibly the best explanation for his RP, really.

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* _Lizzie_ giggles
<Talhydras> ?
<SilverWingedSeraph> The mental image of Lizzie giggling is somewhat terrifying.
<_Lizzie_> As it should be

Edited by Lizzie, 15 September 2008 - 05:39.

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#1827 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 10:35

View PostLizzie, on 15 Sep 2008, 6:39, said:

* _Lizzie_ giggles
<Talhydras> ?
<SilverWingedSeraph> The mental image of Lizzie giggling is somewhat terrifying.
<_Lizzie_> As it should be


Too true D:
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#1828 TheDR

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 20:53

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Lloyd says (21:49):
jesus christ! why dont girls understand how rtro zip things lol
TheDR says (21:50):
Haha
TheDR says (21:50):
Because they arent nerds :)
Lloyd says (21:51):
arg lol
Lloyd says (21:51):
shes sending pictures one at a time
Lloyd says (21:51):
i just called her a noob lol
TheDR says (21:51):
Lol
TheDR says (21:51):
haha

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#1829 Chyros

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 22:02

^ You my man, missed one or two lessons in life :) .
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#1830 Lizzie

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 23:03

I know perfectly well how to zip files. :)
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#1831 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 23:11

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. :)

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In b4 head being ripped off
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#1832 Lizzie

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 23:22

View PostBob, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:11, said:

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. :)

Can you unzip things too? Posted Image

In b4 head being ripped off

*Shoots Bob in the back of the head with a sniper rifle as he runs*
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#1833 Ghostrider

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 23:36

View PostLizzie, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:22, said:

View PostBob, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:11, said:

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. 8|

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In b4 head being ripped off

*Shoots Bob in the back of the head with a sniper rifle as he runs*


I come here expecting to find a funny quote and instead I get this? I personally like Bob...
:)
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#1834 Lizzie

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 00:55

View PostGhostrider, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:36, said:

View PostLizzie, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:22, said:

View PostBob, on 15 Sep 2008, 19:11, said:

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. 8|

Can you unzip things too? Posted Image

In b4 head being ripped off

*Shoots Bob in the back of the head with a sniper rifle as he runs*


I come here expecting to find a funny quote and instead I get this? I personally like Bob...
:)

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#1835 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:07

She was actually quite nice to bob, at least it was quick. Normally she plays with her victim a bit first before slowly and painfully killing it.
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#1836 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 07:23

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IonCannonDude says (9:19 AM):
then...makes it invulnerable for ...5 seconds, then it becomes vulnerable fo...AHRG:..shiat....In ZH a fireweaponupdate cannot require an upgrade to work
IonCannonDude says (9:19 AM):
In CnC3 it can
JJ says (9:19 AM):
i know
IonCannonDude says (9:20 AM):
I made a shield generator that way
IonCannonDude says (9:20 AM):
with a switch
IonCannonDude says (9:20 AM):
between anti-projectile and anti unit shield
JJ says (9:20 AM):

IonCannonDude says (9:21 AM):
So it would either kill all incoming units, or all incoming projectile and missile shots
JJ says (9:22 AM):
bragging is fun?
IonCannonDude says (9:22 AM):
It can also kill incoming JJ_'s
IonCannonDude says (9:22 AM):

JJ says (9:22 AM):
D:

IonCannonDude says (9:22 AM):
that is so quoted

Edited by Master_Chief, 16 September 2008 - 07:23.


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Posted 16 September 2008 - 07:24

D:

#1838 Lizzie

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 23:08

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Insomniac!! says:
your on a spamming spree
Insomniac!! says:
I prefer killing spree
Lizzie says:
I'm spastic today *Bounce*
Insomniac!! says:
a hyper lizzie? oh god help us.
Lizzie says:
*Attacks some random person*

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#1839 Comr4de

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 04:57

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JJ says:
wheres my subforums
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
====> *pointing at MSN Avy*
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
Jurassic Park :P
JJ says:
no u
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
8|!


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Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
WELCOME
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
TO JURASSIC PARK
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
:P
Revan says:
uh oh thank god I'm not a lawyer
Comr4de AKA John Hammond says:
LOL!


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#1840 Nid

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 14:52

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. :P

Yeah but I'd say you're more of a demon spawn than a girl. :P

Edited by Niddy, 17 September 2008 - 14:53.

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#1841 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 14:53

View PostNiddy, on 17 Sep 2008, 15:52, said:

View PostLizzie, on 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, said:

I know perfectly well how to zip files. :P

Yeah but I'd say you're more of a demon spawn than a girl. :P

LOL
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#1842 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 17:26

She will either add you to her hit list, or think of that as a compliment.
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#1843 Nid

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 17:34

Something tells me both D:
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#1844 Lizzie

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 20:13

:P
70% Girl 30% Hellspawn
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#1845 Nid

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 20:15

Thanks for clearing that up.
Your horns, ability to turn into shadow, and ability to conjure a knife out of flame had me a little confused.
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#1846 Lizzie

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 20:25

View PostNiddy, on 17 Sep 2008, 16:15, said:

Thanks for clearing that up.
Your horns, ability to turn into shadow, and ability to conjure a knife out of flame had me a little confused.

The horns are a lie. And I form a knife out of shadow. Not flame. :P

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<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> ya know, it's too bad sandworms can't interact well with their environment, because i just realized I can adapt the story fairly easily.
<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> They burrow. And eat. And eat. And eat some more. And then burrow. You call that interaction?
<%_Lizzie_> And they poop! *Raises finger*
<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> Ummm... I've tried not to work out the logistics of that one.
<%_Lizzie_> You must allways include poop
<%_Lizzie_> It's a great fundemental of life
<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> But it could theoretically be several kilometers long. I'd rather not deal with that unless I have to.

Edited by Lizzie, 18 September 2008 - 04:38.

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#1847 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 05:06

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Dr. Nick: I started the Spartan skin
Dr. Nick: then let another person take over
Dr. Nick: baaad idea
Helge129: the other guy fucked it up?
Dr. Nick: mhm
Dr. Nick: it wasn't looking THAT bad in my wips
Dr. Nick: then
Dr. Nick: he came over
Dr. Nick: and colored all over it
Dr. Nick: i thought it turned into a gay pride parade
Helge129: LOL
Helge129: Shall I quote that? |8


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Posted 18 September 2008 - 22:30

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[23:26] E.V.E. {Gaming}: Hey Chyros I use Telephone. : p
[23:26] Chyros - Ah wuz in 'Nam: zomg
[23:26] Ben: Dauth:: for what?
[23:27] Chyros - Ah wuz in 'Nam: ooooo
[23:27] Chyros - Ah wuz in 'Nam: do I smell a confession from EVE? :P
[23:27] Ben: Dauth:: hehe
[23:28] Chyros - Ah wuz in 'Nam: well if you want my telephone number... |8
[23:28] *** E.V.E. has left the conversation.


#1849 Nid

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 16:15

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E.V.E. says:
Is it ok if it takes me 2 Mins?
Llama [/Niddy] says:
For what? *Suggestive Eyebrow Smiley*
E.V.E. says:
I need to find this bad Boy


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#1850 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 16:40

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E.V.E. says:
Looks like I just got back in time. : o
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Chyros says:
Bob was volunteering just before you came |8
Ben: Dauth: says:
oo'er
E.V.E. says:
I came?
PacMan says:
E.V.E. came as I Volunteered 8|
Chyros says:
HA
PacMan says:
I have that effect :P
Wizard says:
you didn't even need to touch her


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