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#1851 E.V.E.

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 16:44

Heeeeeelp!
I am surrounded. :(

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#1852 Nid

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 16:59

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#1853 Lizzie

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 21:54

View PostE.V.E., on 19 Sep 2008, 12:44, said:

Heeeeeelp!
I am surrounded. :(

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#1854 MR.Kim

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 22:00

Poor E.V.E. :P

#1855 Lizzie

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 05:34

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<@Siber> there's some bullshit
<@Talhydras> oh?
<_Lizzie_> yea I didn't let the bull out last night. :v
<@Siber> Lizzie, that bull needs his damn exercise. that was fucking irresponsible.

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#1856 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 06:01

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Lizzie says (12:56 AM):
Please throw him at me so I can rip him into bloody chunks
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
Wo-wo-what?
Lizzie says (12:57 AM):
What?
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"so I can rip him into bloody chunks"
Lizzie says (12:57 AM):
what about it
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"rip him into bloody chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"bloody chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:58 AM):
"hunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:58 AM):
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Lizzie says (12:58 AM):
*Burns*


I think I found Lizzie's weakness.

#1857 Lizzie

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 06:02

View PostHøbbesy, on 20 Sep 2008, 2:01, said:

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Lizzie says (12:56 AM):
Please throw him at me so I can rip him into bloody chunks
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
Wo-wo-what?
Lizzie says (12:57 AM):
What?
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"so I can rip him into bloody chunks"
Lizzie says (12:57 AM):
what about it
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"rip him into bloody chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"bloody chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:57 AM):
"chunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:58 AM):
"hunks"
Hobbes/Sean - Aces High says (12:58 AM):
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Lizzie says (12:58 AM):
*Burns*


I think I found Lizzie's weakness.

That's what I wanted you to think. >.>
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#1858 Dutchygamer

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 09:21

Why does it seems that the females here are more aggressive then most of the males here :P
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#1859 JJ

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 09:40

O rlly?

*thinks*

I guess you're right. D:

#1860 Lizzie

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 20:29

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<Atrum> Ask us questions about the shit they never taught us.
<Atrum> Anyone know how much current can pass through a human without him feeling pain?
<Atrum> I'm sure lizzie would know, she's prolly electrocuted somebody before.
<_Lizzie_> How would I know? If I was electrocuting somone it'd be soley for the purpose OF PAIN

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<Atrum> When I die I want the fucking Necronomicon on my grave so I can rez.
<_Lizzie_> When I die ... wait what the shit am I talking about
<_Lizzie_> LIZZIE NEVER DIES
<_Lizzie_> LIZZIE IS ETERNAL

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#1861 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 21:12

View PostDutchygamer, on 20 Sep 2008, 4:21, said:

Why does it seems that the females here are more aggressive then most of the males here :P

Funny thing about that, she didn't burn me; she caught on fire.

#1862 Lizzie

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Posted 20 September 2008 - 21:15

View PostHøbbesy, on 20 Sep 2008, 17:12, said:

View PostDutchygamer, on 20 Sep 2008, 4:21, said:

Why does it seems that the females here are more aggressive then most of the males here :P

Funny thing about that, she didn't burn me; she caught on fire.

Self immolation is fun. :P
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#1863 Dutchygamer

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:43

Lemme correct myself:
The females here are more aggresive then most males here :)
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#1864 CodeCat

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 20:59

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[22:58] Ben: Dauth:: Anyone pick up on this?
I am writing chicken here to see if anyone is reading this.
[22:57] The Hunter (AKA André): i saw that but atm my brain is only running at 10% i'd say
[22:57] The Hunter (AKA André): i'm just wasted for today
[22:58] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Counting down to Ground Zero...: *overclocks Hunter's brain*
[22:58] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Counting down to Ground Zero...: *installs a better cooler in his head, too*
[22:58] The Hunter (AKA André): that's not going to work
[22:58] The Hunter (AKA André): i need a reboot that takes about 7 hours
[22:58] The Hunter (AKA André): |8

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#1865 Lizzie

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 21:27

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[17:23] Lizzie: *Stabs the space time continuum*
[17:24] Llama [/Niddy]: MY GOD, YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO DIDN'T YO...
[17:25] Lizzie: DIVIDED BY ZERO!? FOOL! I DIVIDED ZERO ITSELF!
[17:25] Lizzie: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:25] Llama [/Niddy]: OH SHI-

Edited by Lizzie, 23 September 2008 - 21:35.

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#1866 Wizard

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 23:31

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Counting down to Ground Zero... says:
IE isn't a browser, it's a collection of bugs that, by fluke, happens to display webpages in a readable fashion


#1867 Libains

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 23:37

View PostWizard, on 24 Sep 2008, 0:31, said:

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Counting down to Ground Zero... says:
IE isn't a browser, it's a collection of bugs that, by fluke, happens to display webpages in a readable fashion


I LMAO on that quote. Truly, utterly, epic.
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#1868 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 23:43

:P So damn true
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#1869 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 14:01

View PostWizard, on 24 Sep 2008, 1:31, said:

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Counting down to Ground Zero... says:
IE isn't a browser, it's a collection of bugs that, by fluke, happens to display webpages in a readable fashion


:P WIN

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#1870 Nem

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 23:06

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WNxHotSoup: Really?
WNxHotSoup: If so...
WNxHotSoup: Dedicate core to Obama.
WNxHotSoup: And get it ready in... 30 days.
WNxHotSoup: Give obama the ZH modding vote.


#1871 Wizard

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 23:16

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Wiz says:
that didn't make any sense
Ben: Dauth: says:
I'm just tired now
Wiz says:
yeah
Ben: Dauth: says:
and a bit mental
Wiz says:
true
Ben: Dauth: says:
*licks a window*
Wiz says:
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Sometimes the pressure gets to all of us

#1872 Dauth

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 23:18

View PostWizard, on 25 Sep 2008, 0:16, said:

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Wiz says:
that didn't make any sense
Ben: Dauth: says:
I'm just tired now
Wiz says:
yeah
Ben: Dauth: says:
and a bit mental
Wiz says:
true
Ben: Dauth: says:
*licks a window*
Wiz says:
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Sometimes the pressure gets to all of us

One of these days...

#1873 Libains

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 01:00

View PostDauth, on 25 Sep 2008, 0:18, said:

View PostWizard, on 25 Sep 2008, 0:16, said:

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Wiz says:
that didn't make any sense
Ben: Dauth: says:
I'm just tired now
Wiz says:
yeah
Ben: Dauth: says:
and a bit mental
Wiz says:
true
Ben: Dauth: says:
*licks a window*
Wiz says:
quotes


Sometimes the pressure gets to all of us

One of these days...

*Sympathises*
*&*
*Cleans window down to prevent small children from catching diseases*
For there can be no death without life.

#1874 Jok3r

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 21:45

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S.A.R. says: (5:39:47 PM)
BTW, I figured out what they're going to do for GZ
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:40:11 PM)
oh yeah....
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:40:14 PM)
please tell
S.A.R. says: (5:40:18 PM)
lock LPTPW
S.A.R. says: (5:40:19 PM)
xD
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:40:26 PM)
sorry? :P
S.A.R. says: (5:40:37 PM)
Last Person To Post Wins
S.A.R. says: (5:40:41 PM)
the thread xD
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:41:00 PM)
LOL
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:41:15 PM)
that stamps over the freedom of speech law
S.A.R. says: (5:41:19 PM)
xD
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says: (5:41:19 PM)
hence the legal action
S.A.R. says: (5:41:23 PM)
exactly!

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#1875 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 22:12

You are sick in the head D:
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