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#2126 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 01:28

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[4:42:30 PM][5:37:50 PM] Corey says: Petro's released a new game.
[5:38:20 PM] Dr. Nick says: Petroglyph at War!
[5:38:39 PM] Corey says: The Quest to Halt Bankruptcy?
[5:38:51 PM] Corey says: The Search for New Employment?
[5:39:53 PM] Dr. Nick says: Some PG devs DID go over to SOE
[5:41:41 PM] Corey says: "Come work for Petroglyph, some of our employees get jobs at REAL companies eventually!"

Edited by Dr. Nick, 13 January 2009 - 01:43.

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#2127 Wizard

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 14:37

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Ben: Dauth: says (14:36):
Hmm I might need to start thinking soon


I've been telling him that for years.

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Ben: Dauth: says (14:42):
I know I'm mental
Ben: Dauth: says (14:42):
*Licks a window*


*begins to worry*

Edited by Wizard, 13 January 2009 - 14:42.

#2128 Dauth

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 14:49

View PostWizard, on 13 Jan 2009, 14:37, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says (14:36):
Hmm I might need to start thinking soon


I've been telling him that for years.

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Ben: Dauth: says (14:42):
I know I'm mental
Ben: Dauth: says (14:42):
*Licks a window*


*begins to worry*

Bastard! :mad:

#2129 Dutchygamer

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 17:51

Don't you just love those convos between Dauth and Waris :mad:
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#2130 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 17:52

Wizard*
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#2131 Nem

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 00:07

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* Nem waits for loooong message
* Nem taps foot
* Nem looks at watch
* Nem goes to get a cup of coffee and comes back
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* Nem goes on vacation
* Nem comes back
* Nem writes his first novel
* Nem wins nobel peace prize
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* Nem discovers a cure for cancer
* Nem releases Core
* Nem settles in a retirement home
* Nem sits looking out of a window for the remainder of his days hoping the message would come
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Nem: ok, send the message
Nem: SEND THE MESSAGE
Nem: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Nem: I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE
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* Nem jumps out of a window
* Dr. Nick blinks


WARNING MAY INCLUDE RAGE.

Edited by Nem, 14 January 2009 - 00:14.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 00:11

By popular demand (well, Nem):

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[00:09:29] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
Releasing this year no matter if the content is ready or not
[00:09:55]
"You can't have betatested this! I get a SE on startup!"
[00:10:00]
"Yeah, that's a feature"

#2133 Comr4de

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 00:36

View PostNem, on 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, said:

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* Nem waits for loooong message
* Nem taps foot
* Nem looks at watch
* Nem goes to get a cup of coffee and comes back
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* Nem goes on vacation
* Nem comes back
* Nem writes his first novel
* Nem wins nobel peace prize
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* Nem discovers a cure for cancer
* Nem releases Core
* Nem settles in a retirement home
* Nem sits looking out of a window for the remainder of his days hoping the message would come
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Nem: ok, send the message
Nem: SEND THE MESSAGE
Nem: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Nem: I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE
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* Nem jumps out of a window
* Dr. Nick blinks


WARNING MAY INCLUDE RAGE.

LOL

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#2134 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:24

View PostComr4de, on 14 Jan 2009, 0:36, said:

View PostNem, on 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, said:

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* Nem waits for loooong message
* Nem taps foot
* Nem looks at watch
* Nem goes to get a cup of coffee and comes back
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* Nem goes on vacation
* Nem comes back
* Nem writes his first novel
* Nem wins nobel peace prize
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* Nem discovers a cure for cancer
* Nem releases Core
* Nem settles in a retirement home
* Nem sits looking out of a window for the remainder of his days hoping the message would come
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Nem: ok, send the message
Nem: SEND THE MESSAGE
Nem: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Nem: I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE
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* Nem jumps out of a window
* Dr. Nick blinks


WARNING MAY INCLUDE RAGE.

LOL

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#2135 CommanderJB

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:11

I can't help but notice where the release of Core came on that list...

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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark

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#2136 Lizzie

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:13

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<SilverWingedSeraph> Have you ever seen me and Lizzie get into an argument, Icefox? It's not a pretty thing, lemme tell you.
<@Siber> It is one of the uglier things I've seen on the itnernet
<SilverWingedSeraph> It's like watching a grizzly bear wrestle with a tiger, and they're both wrapped in barbed wire.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:51

View PostBob, on 13 Jan 2009, 18:52, said:

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Argh, I keep switching those names. Please, one of you change names to stop confusion :mad:
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#2138 Dauth

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 12:36

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Ben: Dauth: says:
brb drink
Wizard says:
ok you can explain that properly to me tonight
*goes crossed eyed*
Ben: Dauth: says:
back
Wizard says:
wb brb myself
Ben: Dauth: says:
drinking is the art of adding liquid to your body
Wizard says:
back glad to see you're still was weird as when i left
Ben: Dauth: says:
indeed


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Ben: Dauth: says:
kk
getting a decent rate?
Wizard says:
14.3
Ben: Dauth: says:
suitable
Wizard says:
it'll take about a day at this rate
Ben: Dauth: says:
sounds faster than mine was
Wizard says:
304.8kb now
315.2
Ben: Dauth: says:
pluck thats fast
Wizard says:
380.9
just shot up
holding steady at 330
Ben: Dauth: says:
torrents on heroin?
Wizard says:
seems like it
steadily 400+ atm
Ben: Dauth: says:
how the hell? I never get those speeds
Wizard says:
fuck a duck 500kb +
Ben: Dauth: says:
You fuck a duck
:mad:
Wizard says:
didn't know I could get that
Ben: Dauth: says:
duck sex?
Wizard says:
it's quackers I tell ya
Ben: Dauth: says:
rofl *quotes
Wizard says:
lol

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 20:41

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en: Dauth: says (20:38):
finally its calmed down
Wizard says (20:38):
yay
Wizard says (20:38):
*never noticed
Ben: Dauth: says (20:39):
It was like the forum gave me a congratugasm
Wizard says (20:39):
LOL
Ben: Dauth: says (20:39):
go on quote me then
Wizard says (20:40):
I will, patience dear boy you're a red now, you should now you have to move at glacial pace
Ben: Dauth: says (20:40):
rofl
Wizard says (20:40):
*now quotes


I don't want to know what a congratugasm is and I hope I never find out

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Ben: Dauth: says (00:46):
You're a good frigger though


Don't ask, just please don't ever ask.

#2140 Dauth

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 01:00

WTH? You frig about a lot. Generally breaking things!

#2141 Nem

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 01:16

Dirty nasty frigger!

#2142 Dauth

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 01:31

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Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe
stop breaking things!
Wizard says:
*Wizard remembers tonight is not a good night to touch himself*
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes


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Ben: Dauth: I make red look good! says:
*Hits Wizard with secret admin weapon*
Wizard says:
Is that what you're calling your cock now?
Ben: Dauth: I make red look good! says:
Ask EVE :rolleyes:
Wizard says:
I will later
I'll say
EVE, what does Dauth call his cock?
she'll say
Gerarld
Ben: Dauth: I make red look good! says:
*qutoes

#2143 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 11:27

LOL!
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:12

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James (Russian General) says (12:11 AM):
Otherwise you'd get wet when they flew overheard.

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:16

Let me give you some context, folks.

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Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
I GOT A RAINDEER
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:

James (CommanderJB) says:
Reindeer.
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
RAIN DEER
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
:rage:
James (CommanderJB) says:
Otherwise you'd get wet when they flew overheard.
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
OMFG'
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
THATS DIRTY
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
James (Russian General) says (12:11 AM):
Otherwise you'd get wet when they flew overheard.
James (CommanderJB) says:
Unintended.
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
James (Russian General) says (12:11 AM):
Otherwise you'd get wet when they flew overheard.
James (CommanderJB) says:
Yes, I get it.
James (CommanderJB) says:
Har har.
James (CommanderJB) says:
Very toilet humourous.
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
http://forum.cncrene...showtopic=30410
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
Admit it
Centric / Joshüa Computer : U-Boat Captain of the U-47 says:
its awesome
James (CommanderJB) says:
Centric
James (CommanderJB) says:
Have you been regulating your sugar intake lately?

Actually come to think of it this is all just an extension of funny quotes. Merged.

Edited by CommanderJB, 15 January 2009 - 13:17.

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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark

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#2146 Wizard

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:18

I can say on behalf of everyone in the world - WTF

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:20

All I can say is I must listen to their conversations more often.
EDIT: It looks like funny quotes is no longer pinned.

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 15 January 2009 - 13:28.

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#2148 CommanderJB

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:27

Apologies for the thread muck-up folks. I merged them the wrong way and it slapped the wrong title on it for a minute. Everything should be fixed now.

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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:30

Apology accepted, CommanderJB. Its good to know that the problem is fixed.
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#2150 Dauth

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:33

Its not just Wizard breaking things now!
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