Yeah, yeah, so it was the first time I merged a whole topic. Never mind. Thanks Rai for alerting me to the fact it wasn't stickied too. This ***ing internet is currently travelling at the approximate pace of a geriatric cross-breed of a sloth and a snail. Which is an odd image now that I come to think of it.
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:37
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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 14:57
I guess that explains why I wasn't taken to the latest post when I clicked the button >_<
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 11:10
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Wizard says:
I don't use them outside of the FSSGB
Ben: Dauth: says:
FSSGB sounds epic
Wizard says:
HEHE
Fallout Studios Staff GangBang
Ben: Dauth: says:
I figured it out
Wizard says:
*Stadmin
I know and i just typed it out
Ben: Dauth: says:
FSMGB
?
Wizard says:
Moderators
Ben: Dauth: says:
Indeed
Wizard says:
How about....
FSMESGB
Ben: Dauth: says:
Miss Exoctic Stormtrooper?
Wizard says:
Oh Yes /churchill
Ben: Dauth: says:
You know whats coming next now
Wizard says:
Go for it.....
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
I don't use them outside of the FSSGB
Ben: Dauth: says:
FSSGB sounds epic
Wizard says:
HEHE
Fallout Studios Staff GangBang
Ben: Dauth: says:
I figured it out
Wizard says:
*Stadmin
I know and i just typed it out
Ben: Dauth: says:
FSMGB
?
Wizard says:
Moderators
Ben: Dauth: says:
Indeed
Wizard says:
How about....
FSMESGB
Ben: Dauth: says:
Miss Exoctic Stormtrooper?
Wizard says:
Oh Yes /churchill
Ben: Dauth: says:
You know whats coming next now
Wizard says:
Go for it.....
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
Its not all fun and games running this place, though they do help.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 21:16
Cats creating IRC channels 
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[22:13] <Ryver_MystDragon> I wake up to find Aiya and Mo'Ka on top of the computer
[22:13] <Ryver_MystDragon> And this is what I find AGAIN
[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> Now talking in #devv
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[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> They created yet another room
[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> I think they are getting better at spelling
[22:13] <Ryver_MystDragon> And this is what I find AGAIN
[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> Now talking in #devv
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[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> They created yet another room
[22:14] <Ryver_MystDragon> I think they are getting better at spelling
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[22:24] * Now talking in #devv
[22:24] * Topic is 'Ish room by cats for cats. Meow :3'
[22:24] * Set by Turtle on Fri Jan 16 22:18:05
[22:24] * CodeCat walks over everyone's keyboard
[22:24] <Mambo> oeidfas\\
[22:24] <Turtle> a;djfagg
[22:25] <Basement_Cat> griwofjiwsae
[22:24] * Topic is 'Ish room by cats for cats. Meow :3'
[22:24] * Set by Turtle on Fri Jan 16 22:18:05
[22:24] * CodeCat walks over everyone's keyboard
[22:24] <Mambo> oeidfas\\
[22:24] <Turtle> a;djfagg
[22:25] <Basement_Cat> griwofjiwsae
Edited by CodeCat, 16 January 2009 - 21:25.
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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 00:14
Bob, on 16 Jan 2009, 19:07, said:
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 11:13
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Wizard says:
kk
but not the usual kind of mental, the kind of mental that you always get a neighbour saying "he really as a nice boy, always friendly and polite and carried my shopping for" while he is secretly wanted to kill her and wear her skin....
kk
but not the usual kind of mental, the kind of mental that you always get a neighbour saying "he really as a nice boy, always friendly and polite and carried my shopping for" while he is secretly wanted to kill her and wear her skin....
I won't say who he's describing, merely that they are on the moderating team.
After a rant we got this going
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Ben: Dauth: says:
Feel beter now?
Wizard says:
a bit ...
Ben: Dauth: says:
and babies? I don't want mini yous, I have enough trouble with just you breaking things
Wizard says:
>.>
<.<
it will happen, get used to the idea
Ben: Dauth: says:
I know, but its still wrong
Wizard says:
hehe
imagine several vern troy characters looking like me running around
Ben: Dauth: says:
YOU! Out of the gene pool!
Wizard says:
right back at ya pal
Ben: Dauth: says:
lulz
Wizard says:
hehe
Ben: Dauth: says:
You know if you breed you'll void yourself from the darwin award
Wizard says:
I know
Ben: Dauth: says:
Aren't you worried they'll be mutants, you know half human half spurs fan?
Wizard says:
If Spurs don't improve I'll make them grow up believing that football is a falacy or just plain evil to save them the grief
Ben: Dauth: says:
Make them Villa fan
Then they'll grow up normal
Wizard says:
the kind of normal where the neighbours end up saying to the camera crew......"he was such a lovely boy........
Ben: Dauth: says:
You mean that isn't normal?
Wizard says:
maybe up in your neck of the woods you strange peasant
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe, this needs to be quoted
Wizard says:
lol
brb
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes and kk
Feel beter now?
Wizard says:
a bit ...
Ben: Dauth: says:
and babies? I don't want mini yous, I have enough trouble with just you breaking things
Wizard says:
>.>
<.<
it will happen, get used to the idea
Ben: Dauth: says:
I know, but its still wrong
Wizard says:
hehe
imagine several vern troy characters looking like me running around
Ben: Dauth: says:
YOU! Out of the gene pool!
Wizard says:
right back at ya pal
Ben: Dauth: says:
lulz
Wizard says:
hehe
Ben: Dauth: says:
You know if you breed you'll void yourself from the darwin award
Wizard says:
I know
Ben: Dauth: says:
Aren't you worried they'll be mutants, you know half human half spurs fan?
Wizard says:
If Spurs don't improve I'll make them grow up believing that football is a falacy or just plain evil to save them the grief
Ben: Dauth: says:
Make them Villa fan
Then they'll grow up normal
Wizard says:
the kind of normal where the neighbours end up saying to the camera crew......"he was such a lovely boy........
Ben: Dauth: says:
You mean that isn't normal?
Wizard says:
maybe up in your neck of the woods you strange peasant
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe, this needs to be quoted
Wizard says:
lol
brb
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes and kk
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 13:38
"Strange peasant" - must remember that one .
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 18:15
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Ben: Dauth: says:
I don't mind dancing with chaps, won't go out on a date wiht them but I'll dance
Ben: Dauth: says:
I intend to be good so I'll end up learning the women's steps too, so I can teach a chap how to dance
I don't mind dancing with chaps, won't go out on a date wiht them but I'll dance
Ben: Dauth: says:
I intend to be good so I'll end up learning the women's steps too, so I can teach a chap how to dance
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 18:18
I feel in the spirit of moderators quoting each other something is needed.
Bastard!
And no I won't dance with you TPBM.
Bastard!
And no I won't dance with you TPBM.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 18:20
I'd teach you the two note samba Dauth but you must have a rose in your lips.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 18:30
Overdose, on 20 Jan 2009, 18:20, said:
I'd teach you the two note samba Dauth but you must have a rose in your lips.
Its a date
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 20:07
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Ahh, but we could sit and drink beer all day doing something more interesting than watching cricket. Shooting ourselves in the foot with a nail gun for example.
Steve
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(Some rant about Cambridge)
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Steve you do not live in the south east. You live in East Anglia. I live in the south east, where the cows are pretty and girls tasty. Or is that the south west? Either way, the homeowners are still smug and the central heating is on - although our boiler keeps turning itself off, so maybe its just the smug homeowners that are the same. And if house prices keep falling, they won't be smug for long. So basically, you're talking bollocks.
But Cambridge still beats Headingly - though please can we hang Matt for his barbarian, and clearly treasonable, comments about cricket - mainly because I won't have to go on a three day camel ride to get there. And I checked the trains... camels are still faster. And less smelly.
But Cambridge still beats Headingly - though please can we hang Matt for his barbarian, and clearly treasonable, comments about cricket - mainly because I won't have to go on a three day camel ride to get there. And I checked the trains... camels are still faster. And less smelly.
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 20:21
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[21:00] Ben: Dauth:: Unlock it if you wish, I won't stand in your way.
[21:00] Ben: Dauth:: I would be careful to make sure people know to keep links out of the thread though.
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: I would rather not mention it until someone goes over the line
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: No need to say 'big brother is watching you'
[21:01] Ben: Dauth:: Good old Ingsoc, there is no harm in showing people the line
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: They know the rules, so do we, so we're never going to give up on our primary task, which is not to let the forum down if we can
[21:00] Ben: Dauth:: I would be careful to make sure people know to keep links out of the thread though.
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: I would rather not mention it until someone goes over the line
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: No need to say 'big brother is watching you'
[21:01] Ben: Dauth:: Good old Ingsoc, there is no harm in showing people the line
[21:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video!: They know the rules, so do we, so we're never going to give up on our primary task, which is not to let the forum down if we can
CodeCat
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 20:26
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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video! says:
Also, I'm not sure if you noticed or not but you seem to have let a rickroll reference go right over your head
Ben: Dauth: says:
I always do
I never care for Rickrolls
they can keep on rolling right off the other end of the monitor
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video! says:
lol
They taste yummy though
Also, I'm not sure if you noticed or not but you seem to have let a rickroll reference go right over your head
Ben: Dauth: says:
I always do
I never care for Rickrolls
they can keep on rolling right off the other end of the monitor
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Just like training video! says:
lol
They taste yummy though
When he finally told me...
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 20:39
Codecat, that's pure win. 
Black Lagoon OST
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 21:38
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Matt Boland says (21:33):
kyle u know ur pc
Matt Boland says (21:33):
u know u got like the alien ware skin for windows
TheDR says (21:33):
Yeah, il link you
Matt Boland says (21:33):
like all ur start bar and all that is
Matt Boland says (21:33):
thanks lol
TheDR says (21:33):
http://www.alienware.com/community/aliengu...me-manager.aspx
TheDR says (21:33):
have fun
Matt Boland says (21:34):
thank i will haha
Matt Boland says (21:35):
how do i downlaod ??
TheDR says (21:36):
the place where it says
TheDR says (21:36):
Click here to download
Matt Boland says (21:36):
woop silly me haha
TheDR says (21:36):
haha
kyle u know ur pc
Matt Boland says (21:33):
u know u got like the alien ware skin for windows
TheDR says (21:33):
Yeah, il link you
Matt Boland says (21:33):
like all ur start bar and all that is
Matt Boland says (21:33):
thanks lol
TheDR says (21:33):
http://www.alienware.com/community/aliengu...me-manager.aspx
TheDR says (21:33):
have fun
Matt Boland says (21:34):
thank i will haha
Matt Boland says (21:35):
how do i downlaod ??
TheDR says (21:36):
the place where it says
TheDR says (21:36):
Click here to download
Matt Boland says (21:36):
woop silly me haha
TheDR says (21:36):
haha
F O R T H E N S
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 21:39
The image of spiderman saying "How do I shot web" just came to my mind. 
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 23:29
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<Dauth> Which parts of Town?
<Wizard> that is good, Wallsall is a shithole
<Nidmeister> Broad Street?
<Nidmeister> gawd
<Dauth> £5/int?
<Dauth> pint*
<Dauth> I know it well
<Wizard> I got chased out of a strip club in Broad st
<Wizard> that is good, Wallsall is a shithole
<Nidmeister> Broad Street?
<Nidmeister> gawd
<Dauth> £5/int?
<Dauth> pint*
<Dauth> I know it well
<Wizard> I got chased out of a strip club in Broad st
A fine night for the IRC indeed.
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 02:06
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[6:01:43 PM] Corey says: Zero period?
[6:01:51 PM] Corey says: What the fuck?
[6:01:53 PM] Dr. Nick says: An hour before first period
[6:02:04 PM] Corey says: Wouldn't it logically become first period?
[6:02:14 PM] Dr. Nick says: Not for my school
[6:02:39 PM] Corey says: Your school is stupid.
[6:02:46 PM] Dr. Nick says: Yes.
[6:03:17 PM] Corey says: Literally.
[6:03:24 PM] Corey says: The bricks and mortar know absolutely nothing.
[6:03:40 PM] Corey says: And the problem solving ability of the desks is laughable.
[6:01:51 PM] Corey says: What the fuck?
[6:01:53 PM] Dr. Nick says: An hour before first period
[6:02:04 PM] Corey says: Wouldn't it logically become first period?
[6:02:14 PM] Dr. Nick says: Not for my school
[6:02:39 PM] Corey says: Your school is stupid.
[6:02:46 PM] Dr. Nick says: Yes.
[6:03:17 PM] Corey says: Literally.
[6:03:24 PM] Corey says: The bricks and mortar know absolutely nothing.
[6:03:40 PM] Corey says: And the problem solving ability of the desks is laughable.
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 03:18
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Oddlot0930: Virus's are fucking retarded these days.
Oddlot0930: They're posing as anti-virus programs, AND FINDING THEMSELVES
Oddlot0930: They're posing as anti-virus programs, AND FINDING THEMSELVES
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 11:44
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 17:58
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well nearly got AJ ready
Wizard says:
for what?
bondage?
jihad?
self flagulation?
Waat?
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*Wizard taps foot
*Wizard twiddles tumbs
*Wizard paces up and down
*Wizard calls missing persons
*Wizard calls out search and rescue
*Wizard calls out RNLI
*Wizard hires a private detective
*Wizard goes undercover at a physicists convention to find Dauth and nearly dies of bordeom
*Wizard informs Dauth's family that he is has been abducted by aliens
*Wizard sees clarvoyant to contact Dauth from beyond the grave
*Wizard releases Core
*Wizard doesn't care anymore and goes for a shit
brb
*Wizard comes back
*Wizard seriously begins to worry about Dauth
*Wizard suspects that Dauth has actually been a cloud God all along and has now gone back to the skies
Ben: Dauth: says:
Was playing DC with AJ
Wizard says:
bah
There was me thinking that you'd be doing something interesting
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe
Wizard says:
you have to quote all of that
Ben: Dauth: says:
I will
another game now
Wizard says:
*pines
*misses DoW
*hates being at work
*hates students and lazy arsed postgrads
*wonders what the world would be like without education
*decides it would be for the better
Wizard says:
for what?
bondage?
jihad?
self flagulation?
Waat?
..
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*Wizard taps foot
*Wizard twiddles tumbs
*Wizard paces up and down
*Wizard calls missing persons
*Wizard calls out search and rescue
*Wizard calls out RNLI
*Wizard hires a private detective
*Wizard goes undercover at a physicists convention to find Dauth and nearly dies of bordeom
*Wizard informs Dauth's family that he is has been abducted by aliens
*Wizard sees clarvoyant to contact Dauth from beyond the grave
*Wizard releases Core
*Wizard doesn't care anymore and goes for a shit
brb
*Wizard comes back
*Wizard seriously begins to worry about Dauth
*Wizard suspects that Dauth has actually been a cloud God all along and has now gone back to the skies
Ben: Dauth: says:
Was playing DC with AJ
Wizard says:
bah
There was me thinking that you'd be doing something interesting
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe
Wizard says:
you have to quote all of that
Ben: Dauth: says:
I will
another game now
Wizard says:
*pines
*misses DoW
*hates being at work
*hates students and lazy arsed postgrads
*wonders what the world would be like without education
*decides it would be for the better
I left him alone to play some games and look what I come back to!
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 18:36
All I can say is this: 
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