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#2301 Whitey

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:43

Me talking to this guy about a party-ish-thing that is well-known to start around 5.

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Christopher

You going to Abby's tomorrow too? :O:O
8:42pmDane

dude i got track from 2-4
8:42pmChristopher

And...
8:42pmDane

oh sweet i can make it
8:42pmChristopher

Lol.
8:42pmDane

i thought i couldnt
8:42pmChristopher

Hahahaha


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#2302 Dauth

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 21:36

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(10:22:09 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Java, its whats for kiddies
(10:22:27 PM) G-sus: how comes?
cuz its so easy to write? :-P
(10:22:42 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Cuz its never used for Science
(10:22:47 PM) G-sus: not true
(10:23:16 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Not real science
(10:23:23 PM) G-sus: a lot of cloud computing and grid computing is made with java.
like, genom folding project ect...
(10:23:41 PM) G-sus: well the grid computing is mostly java actually
(10:23:43 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Not climate stuff, thats all fortran
(10:23:51 PM) G-sus: well thats not science then :-P
(10:25:06 PM) G-sus: java is for when u dont wanna doom yourself with too much details of implementation, but just do what you wanna have done... : P
(10:25:18 PM) Ben: Dauth:: We need details though
(10:25:41 PM) G-sus: well its not that there arent details, its just the part java itself takes care of...
(10:25:55 PM) Ben: Dauth:: nah
(10:26:00 PM) G-sus: its only cuz you didnt find a way to make an automatic optimized procedure yet...
(10:26:02 PM) Ben: Dauth:: java is too user friendly
(10:26:06 PM) Ben: Dauth:: can't do science with it
(10:26:06 PM) G-sus: lol
(10:29:10 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Tis true
(10:29:18 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Science is difficult cos the work is an arse
(10:29:25 PM) Ben: Dauth:: actual scientific thinking is easy
(10:29:42 PM) G-sus: yeah, its just a pain in the ass to implement... : P
(10:30:17 PM) G-sus: humans can run pretty good on intuition.
computers cant.
(10:30:25 PM) G-sus: yet : P
(10:30:42 PM) Ben: Dauth:: yet
(10:31:51 PM) G-sus: well actually i think thats what thinking is about, intuition.
guessing stuff based on existing knowledge or similar stuff.
very different to calculating or knowing, both points where the computers win...
(10:32:05 PM) Ben: Dauth:: Yup
(10:32:06 PM) G-sus: so like, yet and a little longer... :-P
(10:34:28 PM) G-sus: so like, my intuition tells me my effords to give eve a slap on her ass are too low, but calculations yet fail to define the exact amount...
(10:34:36 PM) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(10:34:38 PM) G-sus: hm, sounds right.
yay, its science... XD
(10:34:39 PM) Ben: Dauth:: good phrase
(10:34:54 PM) G-sus: dont u dare to quote... : P
(10:35:07 PM) Ben: Dauth:: awww
(10:35:15 PM) G-sus: well do if u liek
(10:35:29 PM) G-sus: its gonna annoy her not me... :-P
(10:35:36 PM) Ben: Dauth:: yea
(10:35:40 PM) Ben: Dauth:: would be worth it
(10:36:15 PM) G-sus: we probably first should define the formula for that... XD
(10:36:35 PM) Ben: Dauth:: wing it?


And thus we are quoted :)

#2303 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 23:13

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Dr. Nick: http://www.commandandconquer.com/portal/si...ette.cachetoken
James Lau: lol a real mamm0oth
James Lau: mammoth*
Dr. Nick: Yep lol
Dr. Nick: Last year they had the soviet power flower
James Lau: o.0
James Lau: right...
James Lau: w8 is this an april fools joke?

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#2304 Libains

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 00:12

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Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities 8|
lol this is what the word chav now means
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities :P
Chav - Stupid walking abortions
AJ
LMFAO

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#2305 Pandut

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 05:30

IRC Channel said:

<Sobek> My head is now a giant egg!


After saying that, the IRC disconnected everyone.

Oops...
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#2306 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 07:01

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JRK - Scope says:
nothing tomorrow
:/
AJ says:
bastard
nothing at all?
JRK - Scope says:
well I'm SUPPOSED to have macroecon
but I'm skipping
i fall asleep anyway
might as well review at home
AJ says:
hehe that is a win statement :)

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#2307 Libains

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 09:32

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AJ
hehe there's always something worse with girls
you just need to be awake to understand that
Scope
with girls there can ALWAYS be something worse
AJ
lols
i am so tempted to quote that

*Brace selves for incoming female attack*
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#2308 Wizard

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:39

View PostLibains, on 2 Apr 2009, 1:12, said:

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Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities :/
lol this is what the word chav now means
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities :)
Chav - Stupid walking abortions
AJ
LMFAO


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#2309 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 21:49

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JRK - Scope says:
hmm my hdd is a fragmented mess
AJ says:
luls
i dread to think what mine are like atm
JRK - Scope says:
27%
seems ill have to run defraggler overnight
AJ says:
*looks at macosx*
*notices it doesn't ever need to be defagged*

epic typo!

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 14:20

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Hannibal says:
har!
E.V.E. says:
aharhar!
Hannibal says:
HAR!
E.V.E. says:
Rah?
Hannibal says:
Rah ??
E.V.E. says:
RAH-66!
E.V.E. says:
RAHHARHAR
Hannibal says:
RAH-66!!!
Hannibal says:
har har har
E.V.E. says:
AhAR!
Hannibal says:
so hows it going ?


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#2311 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 23:26

[19:14:25] [fubu]
Zhen. u are on xfire
[19:14:30] [fubu]
u deserve a handshake
[19:14:34] [fubu]
*extends hand
[19:14:36] [Zhen]
*Shakes*
[19:14:48] [fubu]
*shakes at the same pace*
[19:14:52] [Zhen]
*Secretly sets up the bomb*
[19:15:06] [fubu]
*detonates decoy fubu*
[19:15:12] [Zhen]
Foiled!
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#2312 Thez

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 23:53

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PohR! says:
There's no real difference between Dog->Sit(); or using Dog.stance = 'sit' is there?
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
No difference? There's a ton of difference! It's the basic priniciple of OOP.
PohR! says:
Ain't all that big though in this case.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
I disagree, the difference is huge, regardless of the end result.
PohR! says:
What's the real difference then?
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
The difference is that with using Dog->Sit(), you're telling the dog to sit the fack down.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
With Dog.stance = 'sit', you're using a hammer and three large railroad spikes to nail the dog's spine and rear legs into the ground.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
The Dog ofcourse sqeals like crazy, not only because it doesn't like the railroad spikes, but because you're doing it WRONG.
PohR! says:
...
PohR! says:
Maybe I should rename the Class.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
Maybe you should just use Dog->Sit();

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#2313 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 06:01

View PostThez, on 3 Apr 2009, 19:53, said:

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PohR! says:
There's no real difference between Dog->Sit(); or using Dog.stance = 'sit' is there?
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
No difference? There's a ton of difference! It's the basic priniciple of OOP.
PohR! says:
Ain't all that big though in this case.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
I disagree, the difference is huge, regardless of the end result.
PohR! says:
What's the real difference then?
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
The difference is that with using Dog->Sit(), you're telling the dog to sit the fack down.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
With Dog.stance = 'sit', you're using a hammer and three large railroad spikes to nail the dog's spine and rear legs into the ground.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
The Dog ofcourse sqeals like crazy, not only because it doesn't like the railroad spikes, but because you're doing it WRONG.
PohR! says:
...
PohR! says:
Maybe I should rename the Class.
Thierry/Thez - I'm like a sandbox game, but with landmines says:
Maybe you should just use Dog->Sit();


The programmer inside me LOL'd
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#2314 Dutchygamer

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:06

View PostScope, on 4 Apr 2009, 7:01, said:

View PostThez, on 3 Apr 2009, 19:53, said:

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*long quote*


The programmer inside me LOL'd

Same here :popcorn:
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#2315 n5p29

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:43

On ZH Generals Challenge final mission:

General Leang said:

Suicide is not a tactic.


But why she uses suicide bikes?

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:37

View PostThez, on 4 Apr 2009, 1:53, said:

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stuff


EPIC LOL!
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 13:03

View Postn5p29, on 4 Apr 2009, 12:43, said:

On ZH Generals Challenge final mission:

General Leang said:

Suicide is not a tactic.


But why she uses suicide bikes?
n5p29, a clarification on this topic:

View PostCodeCat - opening post, on 18 Apr 2006, 23:00, said:

Hunter had this idea. We'd make a thread of funny things people have said on the forum or elsewhere. You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :popcorn:
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#2318 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 17:34

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[13:32:25] [5.134.36.90 - Zhao - Zhaos Room No Pw]
Why are Rotr Buildings so Boxy
[13:32:45]
cause the Russians are cool that way
[13:32:50] [5.255.34.170 - Zhen]
Yeah
[13:33:02] [5.255.34.170 - Zhen]
They live in boxes and drink vodka
[13:33:06]
its the art style Grazor had started for the mod years ago
[13:33:13]
and this is NEW RUSSIA
[13:33:19] [5.82.219.126 - Erik]
lol
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They live in massive concrete boxes and drink Vodka

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#2319 Overdose

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:14

Someone pretty famous in the forums is cheating on a psychological test as I speak
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#2320 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 05:03

View PostOverdose, on 5 Apr 2009, 23:14, said:

Someone pretty famous in the forums is cheating on a psychological test as I speak

This is a funny quote?
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#2321 CodeCat

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 22:34

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[00:31] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: Apparently in the game Heroes of Might and Magic 3, all cheat codes were python references
[00:32] Slye_Fox: LOL
[00:33] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: You should put in some references in SI
[00:33] Slye_Fox: Unlimited move points for hero
nwccoconuts
[00:33] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: 'I've had worse'
[00:33] Slye_Fox: Maximum luck for hero
nwccastleanthrax
[00:34] Slye_Fox: OMG
[00:34] Slye_Fox: they are all MP references
[00:34] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: ...
[00:34] Slye_Fox: if you remove the nwc fromt he front
[00:34] Slye_Fox: http://www.gamewinne...MightMagic3.htm
[00:34] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: [00:31] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: Apparently in the game Heroes of Might and Magic 3, all cheat codes were python references
[00:34] Slye_Fox: yeah, and i'm confirming it
[00:35] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Du förlorade spelet!: You get a big fat O RLY sticker

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:45

Holy shit, I have Heroes 3 somewhere.

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 06:47

I had a conversation with a friend

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Me: So what CCA did you join?

Friend: Cricket

Me: Not robotics?

Friend: Nope, want to prepare for NS

Me: Hmmm, let me guess, due to your deprivation from robotics, i suspect given any chance to go to school like teachers day, you'd go there at 7, meet your teachers, and once the concert begins, you'll head up to the robotics room to help...all the way till around 5, from which i'll be expecting a call from your parents about your whereabouts.

Friend: Good point


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#2324 Mbob61

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 12:38

Best Wrong convo moment ever

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Anubis says:
that will be a heck of alot of ocl codding imo ...
Anubis says:
and i doubt it will fully be possible
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
yeah
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
pirate had a good attempt in FF
Anubis says:
and during sex ask her if she likes it
Anubis says:
if she want to try something diff
Anubis says:
holy shit
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
LOL !
Anubis says:
sorry i'm talkking to an idiot

Edited by Mbob61, 07 April 2009 - 12:38.

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#2325 Kamikazi

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 12:40

Yep, indeed :)
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