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#2576 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 15:04

the follow up:

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(5:51:07 PM) Liten: Even though Bob have a big mouth, there is no way his mouth is that big O_o
(5:51:39 PM) Bob: OM NOM NOM NOM
(5:51:57 PM) Liten: ...
(5:53:36 PM) Scope: bob ate liten
(5:53:38 PM) Scope: :P
(5:54:02 PM) Bob: You know it ^_-
(5:54:13 PM) Wizard: I hope he swallowed
(5:54:40 PM) Bob: I always do -_^
(5:54:47 PM) Scope: 8)
(5:54:52 PM) ***Wizard runs of to bleach that image from his mind

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#2577 Liten

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 15:17

IRC is Active and fun Today 8|

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<Liten> Will there be L4D tonight? :?
<Scope> only if you want it to
<Liten> :O
<Bob> You can do anything... with the power of I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-ON
* Bob parts his hands slowly
<Bob> 8)
<Liten> Touché
<Wizard> thank god it's not your legs
<Liten> :P
<Bob> :sly:
* Liten quotes again

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2578 Dauth

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 21:54

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(22:49:59) JNengland77: :P Sick I've memorized a random the password used for root access...
(22:50:08) Ben: Dauth:: ROFL!
(22:50:11) Ben: Dauth:: That's brilliant


#2579 Dauth

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 20:18

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(21:17:30) Wizard: thanks for the link to the post I was just reading xD
(21:17:41) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2580 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 20:30

Keep in mind that Dauth is being referenced here.

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Wiz says:
he's always been a spanner
*spammer :likey:
Nuker: Josh says:
nice
Nuker: Josh says:
you just called Dauth a tool
Wiz says:
he is
hehe
Nuker: Josh says:
so quoted
Wiz says:
*gulps*

Edited by Warboss Nooka, 31 July 2009 - 20:32.

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#2581 Hobbesy

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:01

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Hobbesy says (4:58 AM):
Enjoy this picture instead
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/t...cade/broked.jpg
TheDR says (4:58 AM):
Silly picture
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
So true though
My 360 is unplugged
But I still play my SNES
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
You can't break a snes because there is nothing to break
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
Its about as complex as a toaster
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
LOL

Edited by Høbbesy, 01 August 2009 - 10:02.


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Posted 01 August 2009 - 16:30

View PostHøbbesy, on 1 Aug 2009, 11:01, said:

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Hobbesy says (4:58 AM):
Enjoy this picture instead
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/t...cade/broked.jpg
TheDR says (4:58 AM):
Silly picture
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
So true though
My 360 is unplugged
But I still play my SNES
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
You can't break a snes because there is nothing to break
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
Its about as complex as a toaster
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
LOL


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My 360 is borked, but my mega drive (sega genesis to you american folk) still works... and it was second hand when I got it Posted Image
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#2583 Liten

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 16:44

View PostBob, on 1 Aug 2009, 18:30, said:

View PostHøbbesy, on 1 Aug 2009, 11:01, said:

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Hobbesy says (4:58 AM):
Enjoy this picture instead
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/t...cade/broked.jpg
TheDR says (4:58 AM):
Silly picture
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
So true though
My 360 is unplugged
But I still play my SNES
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
You can't break a snes because there is nothing to break
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
Its about as complex as a toaster
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
LOL


I second that Posted Image

My 360 is borked, but my mega drive (sega genesis to you american folk) still works... and it was second hand when I got it Posted Image

I third this, Xbox Failed, but my N64 still worked Posted Image
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2584 Libains

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 19:20

View PostLiten, on 1 Aug 2009, 17:44, said:

View PostBob, on 1 Aug 2009, 18:30, said:

View PostHøbbesy, on 1 Aug 2009, 11:01, said:

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Hobbesy says (4:58 AM):
Enjoy this picture instead
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/t...cade/broked.jpg
TheDR says (4:58 AM):
Silly picture
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
So true though
My 360 is unplugged
But I still play my SNES
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
You can't break a snes because there is nothing to break
TheDR says (4:59 AM):
Its about as complex as a toaster
Hobbesy says (4:59 AM):
LOL


I second that Posted Image

My 360 is borked, but my mega drive (sega genesis to you american folk) still works... and it was second hand when I got it Posted Image

I third this, Xbox Failed, but my N64 still worked Posted Image

I fourth this - GC fajled multiple times, and the N64 and SNES are stil purring like kittens/mangy old cats/tigers/whatever :)
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#2585 Nid

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 19:21

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Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
and the Unknown
with that freaky radiobroadcast
fuck
the radio
best bit of the game
lucky channel ftw
I'm in the Ice cave
battling my way through a fuckton of Jynx and Delibird
and I have the lucky channel blastin out of my radio
on my fucking bike
I mean, you shoulding even get radio in a cave
but fuck man
its the lucky channel
Matt says:
HAHAHAHHA
fuck yeah it was crazy
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
no cave stops the lucky channel!
Matt says:
how the hell can you get radio signal in a cave?
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
WHO CARES
ITS THE FUCKING LUCKY CHANNEL

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#2586 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 22:56

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JRK-Scope says:
meh i only download an album if i like more than 4 songs
AJ says:
large music collection ftw
I like finding the gems in albums
JRK-Scope says:
download limit ftl
ftmfl
AJ says:
ROFL
why have you a download limit?
JRK-Scope says:
thats how my net is
5GB dl limit per moth
AJ says:
GOOD LORD
COULD NOT LIVE WITH THAT
*downloads six seasons of 2 1/2 Men*
JRK-Scope says:
i exceed it regularly
mediocre show btw
AJ says:
actually, it's kinda fun imo
it's very british for an american show
JRK-Scope says:
there's an episode with meagan fawks
AJ says:
megan fox or megan fucx?
JRK-Scope says:
megan fucks

AJ says:
yes that was the intended on my second one
she has a rockin' body tho
JRK-Scope says:
well yeah
thats why she's megan fucks
AJ says:
if her face isn't quite up to standard
JRK-Scope says:
but i've seen a hotter girl in person
Tania in my Spanish class
OH GAWD
hottest girl I've ever seen
too bad she's a total airhead
AJ says:
Snapshot pic anywhere?
JRK-Scope says:
lemme find an fb one
funny thought i had her as a friend
her profile pic is weird
*link removed for privacy*
AJ says:
better than nothing
JRK-Scope says:
but she is way hotter in person
when she wears skimpy shorts
AJ says:
bikini pic ftw nonetheless
add her right now as a friend
JRK-Scope says:
indeed
i did
AJ says:
and it doesn't matter if she's an airhead
lots of air - bounces better
JRK-Scope says:
perfect for trampoline sex

AJ says:
XD required
not long term material, but who cares?

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#2587 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:52

You guys realize you mentioned Ion in that conversation of your'n, right? He's into that trampoline business. :)
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 00:19

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[5:16:10 PM] Dr. Knickers: People are afraid that EA might want to buy Petroglyph
[5:16:21 PM] Corey: Isn't it the Government that's supposed to buy failing companies?

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 22:42

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Nuker: Josh says:
Not underestimated
Just over-worked and underpaid
alexh_jordan@hotmail.com says:
rofl
I told wiz how to fix it before bob figured it out
Nuker: Josh says:
;)
alexh_jordan@hotmail.com says:
but ofc as I have no access and Wiz is a feeble old man...

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:29

one of my close friends and i were playing a game sort of where we took turns asking each other questions

[E2Z] Lilith<3: another kind of silly question
[E2Z]Kronæse: I really don't care
[E2Z] Lilith<3: also cliche, but here goes, if you could have one superpower, what would it be
[E2Z]Kronæse: dude
[E2Z]Kronæse: grow weed for hair

not that great, but I laughed ;)
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#2591 Dauth

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 21:48

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(22:46:34) Nuker: Josh: he might need "punishment"
(22:46:45) Ben: Dauth:: Sounds a little kinky
(22:46:49) Ben: Dauth:: not what I want with AJ tbh
(22:47:08) Nuker: Josh: >><
(22:47:11) Nuker: Josh: FAJL
(22:47:16) Nuker: Josh: IRK!
(22:47:59) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:48:22) Nuker: Josh: Smegger


Edit Nooka and I pwning AJ

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(23:18:33) Ben: Dauth: entered the room.
(23:18:34) AJ entered the room.
(23:18:57) Nuker: Josh entered the room.
(23:19:05) Ben: Dauth:: HI guys
(23:19:15) Ben: Dauth:: Heard some intersting things from AJ
(23:19:24) Nuker: Josh: I don't see him in this convo
(23:19:31) AJ entered the room.
(23:19:57) Nuker: Josh: *Finds comfy chair by the wall to sit in*
(23:20:12) AJ: *throws self in chair before Nooka*
(23:20:20) Nuker: Josh: *sits on minion*
(23:20:22) Ben: Dauth:: hi guys
(23:20:28) Nuker: Josh: Hmm, this chair is rather squirmy
(23:20:29) Ben: Dauth:: well Nooka and Minion
(23:20:31) AJ: *watches spikes stab into thighs*
(23:20:39) AJ: get your ork rubbish off me!
(23:20:50) Nuker: Josh: *sits back*
(23:20:59) AJ: *pushes off, gets up*
(23:21:08) Ben: Dauth:: I've heard some stuff was said about me I hear?
(23:21:16) AJ: eh?
(23:21:24) Nuker: Josh: AJ, you're here because Dauth and I have something to tell you
(23:21:31) AJ: hmm, sure
(23:21:40) Nuker: Josh: You've been had
(23:21:47) Ben: Dauth:: We set it all up
(23:21:55) AJ: aren't you a nice pair
(23:21:59) Ben: Dauth:: Nooka and I were on MSN before he talked to you about my history
(23:22:09) Nuker: Josh: it's where I coined the idea
(23:22:23) Ben: Dauth:: We've been giggling like schoolgirls for the last 20 mins
(23:22:29) Ben: Dauth:: and probably the rest of the night too
(23:22:32) Nuker: Josh: yep
(23:22:34) Nuker: Josh: D ::
(23:22:50) AJ left the room.
(23:22:53) Nuker: Josh: awwwwww
(23:23:41) AJ entered the room.
(23:24:14) Nuker: Josh left the room.


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(23:23:59) Ben: Dauth:: this is where you call us bastards
(23:24:22) Ben: Dauth:: he went for food
(23:24:34) AJ: bastards doesn't get a loot in here
(23:24:38) AJ: counsellors is more apt
(23:24:44) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(23:24:46) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:24:59) AJ: you serious shits though :P
(23:25:31) Ben: Dauth:: hehe

Edited by Dauth, 04 August 2009 - 22:25.


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 23:25

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:23

Poor AJ.........wait, what am I saying? That was a riot Dauth. Pure fun.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:40

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(10:37:22) Ben: Dauth:: WOOHOO!
(10:37:29) Ben: Dauth:: Figured out the code
(10:37:38) Wizard: wait
(10:37:42) Wizard: when you say that
(10:37:53) Wizard: do you mean THE code or Code?
(10:38:01) Wizard: one is more important than the other to me
(10:38:02) Ben: Dauth:: The stuff I was coding
(10:38:05) Wizard: dammit
(10:38:07) Ben: Dauth:: not the furry one
(10:38:15) Wizard: would've been more helpful tbh
(10:38:17) Ben: Dauth:: I have no understanding of the CodeCat
(10:38:45) Ben: Dauth:: You know what this convo needs?
(10:39:13) Wizard: updats?
(10:39:15) Wizard: quotes?
(10:39:18) Wizard: strippers?
(10:39:21) Ben: Dauth:: second
(10:39:23) Ben: Dauth:: and third
(10:39:29) Wizard: excellent
(10:39:41) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2595 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 15:54

That made me ROFL.
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#2596 Liten

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 19:15

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Scope says:
how are you?
8|
Liten says:
I´m annoying |8
*annoys some more*
Scope says:
that is the effect of the heat?
you must go super hyper when the thermometer hits 30
:xD:

Damn you :xD:
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2597 Dauth

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 19:29

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(20:27:39) Wizard: Wiz says:

should be about when I need to go out

bbs

AJ says:

*puts bookcase in fron of door*

Wiz says:

*uses the window*

AJ says:

*chains wiz to bookcase*

Wiz says:

how do you chain someone to a bookcase?

wierdo


(20:28:02) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(20:28:10) Ben: Dauth:: Would you rather he chained you to a bed?
(20:28:31) Wizard: anything involved AJ and chains could only be bad
(20:28:40) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


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Posted 06 August 2009 - 20:53

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AJ says:
spambot for you to deal with if you want you lucky, lucky admins
and it's gambling, not pron
Wiz says:
no it was porn
the
Spoiler
inside the school girl suggests it was porn
AJ says:
ROFL
PacMan says:

AJ says:
I didn't click it, I just read it's profile info
Wiz says:
oh dear
AJ says:
which is all card related
Wiz says:
*starts birds & bees convo with AJ*


#2599 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 20:56

ROFL

You'd think because AJ is a farmer, he'd already know this stuff.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 21:27

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(22:09:42) Ben: Dauth:: woohoo oxygen!
(22:10:02) JNengland77: Always a good thing to breath. :P
(22:10:16) Ben: Dauth:: yea
(22:18:25) Ben: Dauth:: Its addictive though
(22:19:14) JNengland77: breathing? yeah it's very addictive. I'm not entirely sure why though. :P
(22:19:27) Ben: Dauth:: we should get someone to give it up for a while
(22:23:36) JNengland77: Not sure who we could get to do that though.
(22:23:51) Ben: Dauth:: I'm sure we could find someone stupid enough
(22:23:55) Ben: Dauth:: Where's AJ?
(22:24:11) JNengland77: He looks online. :P
(22:24:24) Ben: Dauth:: ehhe
(22:26:18) Ben: Dauth::

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(22:24:35) Ben: Dauth:: AJ would you help JN and I test something out?
(22:24:59) AJ: sure, what's up this time? :lol:
(22:25:18) Ben: Dauth:: We want to know why breathing is so addictive and we want someone to go cold turkey to find out
(22:25:44) AJ: OH HA HA
(22:25:49) Ben: Dauth:: Up for it then?
(22:26:04) AJ: not a chance in hell lucifer
(22:26:11) Ben: Dauth:: ok thanks

(22:26:23) Ben: Dauth:: Didn't go down well sorry
(22:26:41) JNengland77: lol
(22:26:50) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


Not a good day for AJ

Edited by Dauth, 06 August 2009 - 21:28.




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