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#2776 CJ

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 16:25

View PostWizard, on 28 Sep 2009, 16:16, said:

That was a part of private convo about Dauths family that had info that doesn't belong on the net you Brad :D

Then why did you post it on the webz ? 8|

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I bet I could program an internet


#2777 Brad

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 16:47

View PostDauth, on 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, said:

Why does everyone imply Wiz and I are family/married?

Because the amount you argue is parrallel to married folk.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 17:14

View PostDauth, on 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, said:

Why does everyone imply Wiz and I are family/married?


Wait... You're not?

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#2779 Liten

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 18:37

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[20:33] Liten: Lookie
[20:33] Liten: There is a FS Tf2 Game
[20:34] Destiny: wat
[20:34] Liten: Doc, Drag, Raptor, Gen.Carl, CodeCat
[20:34] Destiny: I see.
[20:35] Destiny: You?
[20:35] Liten: No
[20:35] Liten: I have to study D;
[20:35] Destiny: Parents of Doom?
[20:35] Liten: Also that^
[20:35] Liten: *Quoted!
[20:35] Liten: :V

And the Random convo spree continues :stickattack:
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 19:14

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(8:13:33 PM) Wizard: So I am trying to set up gridkeys for FoK
(8:13:45 PM) Wizard: but I am buggered if I can find all the damn units
(8:13:53 PM) Wizard: *grumbles and walks off to sulk*
(8:13:54 PM) Wizard: brb
(8:14:08 PM) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(8:14:30 PM) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


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Posted 29 September 2009 - 08:25

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(9:20:59 AM) Ben: Dauth:: Morning Wiz
(9:22:43 AM) Wizard: Morning Dauth
(9:23:03 AM) Ben: Dauth:: BTW your name features in Flashforward
(9:23:12 AM) Wizard: Flashforward?
(9:23:19 AM) Wizard: do I have to google or are you going to tell me
(9:23:33 AM) Ben: Dauth:: the show that 5 have been advertising of late
(9:23:36 AM) Ben: Dauth:: was on lsat night
(9:23:38 AM) Wizard: ah
(9:24:02 AM) Ben: Dauth:: D Gibbins (not sure which spelling they use) is a person of interest to the FBI
(9:24:24 AM) Wizard: I suspect that is true in RL to :\:
(9:24:28 AM) Wizard: *hides*
(9:24:42 AM) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


Before his first brb of the day!

#2782 Wizard

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 15:37

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AJ says (16:33):
and you dare to suggest I would choose a suit with three buttons?
Wiz: says (16:33):
I have no idea on your fashion choices
AJ says (16:33):
I'm not ultra fashionable, but neither am I pig-ignorant
Wiz: says (16:34):
*checks Aj's FB for photos*
well I would if it weren't down
AJ says (16:34):
you won't find much on there
LOL
Wiz: says (16:34):
why are you naked?
*shudders*
AJ says (16:35):
NOOOOOOO
AJ says (16:36):
*walks off muttering about privacy policies*
Wiz: says (16:36):
hehe
and quotes
AJ says (16:36):
Bawbdammit!


#2783 Warbz

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 00:36

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AJ says:
I will say the slight buzzcut and white shirt along with your considerable height did you no bad btw
Warbzy says:
haha, are you hitting on me? ^_^


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#2784 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 21:07

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AJ says:
I want my Lappy already :P
10hr battery life!
HOW EPIC
JRK-Viseur says:
5x more epic than my own
AJ says:
Best battery life money can buy
and it cost £300
BARGAIN!
JRK-Viseur says:
well there have been better battery life figures
but at 6x the cost or so
8|
Dell Latitude last year had a 19hr battery life
AJ says:
I'll go with mine nicely :xD:
JRK-Viseur says:
which is stupid :P
AJ says:
Pointless
tbh, 10hrs is probably a little stupid too
JRK-Viseur says:
id be glad with 4 tbh
2 is too short
AJ says:
However, I like mine :P
DO NOT SAY IT
JRK-Viseur says:
what
OH
perv
quote?
AJ says:
OH SHIT
JRK-Viseur says:
you know you set yourself up
:xD:
AJ says:
ah crap it

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#2785 Libains

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 23:10

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Useless net is so very totally useless
the dr 23:55
Kill it!
aj 23:55
with what?
the dr 23:56
If you killed it, it wouldn't work at all.
56:33
Don't kill it.
aj 23:57
erm...
57:07
I'll cripple it
the dr 23:57
Good idea.
aj 23:57
then hopefully it will heal over it's previous crippleness too
the dr 23:58
Make it owe you a favor and then blackmail it with pictures of it disconected.
aj 23:58
Blackmail could work
58:51
I'll surprise it
58:57
you catch it iwth it's trousers down
the dr 23:59
One slight flaw in that plan.
59:36
Networks don't have trousers.
aj 23:59
Fine, you catch it with it's firewalls down
the dr 00:00
It would be all exposed and vulnerable.
aj 00:01
I'd bet we could get a look at all of it's vulnerable bits!
the dr 00:02
All its core programing!
aj 00:02
I bet we could get all inbetween the cracks!


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Posted 02 October 2009 - 21:33

Memes revisited in the IRC channel:

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[23:18] <Tactical_person> So yeah.... Westwood?
[23:19] <Bob> Westwood.
[23:24] <CodeCat> Btec?
[23:25] <Bob> lolwur?
[23:25] <CodeCat> Hat in the hell
[23:25] <Bob> a with hat, euro, colon
[23:25] <CodeCat> 8|
[23:26] <Bob> Will they been aother zelda?
[23:26] <CodeCat> WEN MOAR MEME?
[23:26] <Bob> Over there ----------------->
[23:27] <CodeCat> MAJOR FILE
[23:27] <Tactical_person> Stop that
[23:28] <Tactical_person> STOP THAT THIS INSTANCE GOOD SIR
[23:28] <Bob> no u
[23:28] <PrinceKassad> burning cat
[23:28] <CodeCat> Burning cat?
[23:28] <Bob> Btec?
[23:28] <CodeCat> Btec.
[23:28] <Tactical_person> THIS
[23:28] <Tactical_person> OS
[23:28] <Tactical_person> PATRICk
[23:28] <Bob> OS
[23:29] <PrinceKassad> THIS OS?
[23:29] <Bob> This is the wizard of oz!
[23:29] <Bob> |:
[23:29] <CodeCat> THIS. OS. LINUUUUUX
[23:29] <Bob> Indeed
[23:29] <Tactical_person> THAT OS ----?
[23:29] <Tactical_person> Damnit
[23:29] <Tactical_person> I can't type tonight
[23:30] <CodeCat> Toast
[23:30] <CodeCat> ^ TF2 meme
[23:30] <Tactical_person> SCRAMBLE THE TWAMS
[23:30] <CodeCat> Haha nice
[23:30] <CodeCat> It's a trap!
[23:31] <Bob> HIS NAME WAS ROBERT FUCKING PAULSON
[23:31] <CodeCat> WAT
[23:31] <PrinceKassad> 8|
[23:31] <Bob> How rude!
[23:31] <Tactical_person> Check Please!
[23:32] <CodeCat> :dope:
[23:33] <PrinceKassad> help i've been nemmed
[23:33] <CodeCat> Want a cookie now?
[23:33] <Bob> Don't worry, we're pushing the industry
[23:33] <Tactical_person> Woah
[23:33] <Tactical_person> ^
[23:33] <Tactical_person> ish
[23:35] <Tactical_person> I think we just the whole memes

Edited by CodeCat, 02 October 2009 - 21:35.

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Posted 03 October 2009 - 10:21

TOAST! D:
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Posted 03 October 2009 - 11:39

How rude !

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 03 October 2009 - 15:33

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(16:26:37) Tactical_person: Clearly
(16:26:41) Tactical_person: We are all bored right now
(16:26:47) Tactical_person: Especially me.
(16:26:50) Tactical_person: So I propose.
(16:27:04) Bob: You propose? [img]http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp129/JonThePon/Smilies/:P.png[/img]
(16:27:05) Tactical_person: A game.
(16:27:05) Tactical_person: And I do believe
(16:27:09) Bob: I accept!
(16:27:11) Destiny: Don't propose, the church is closed.
(16:27:12) Bob: Oh...
(16:27:15) Tactical_person: Oh Bob!
(16:27:16) Tactical_person: :rolleyes:
(16:27:17) Bob: You mean a game..
(16:27:22) Bob: I knew that...
(16:27:29) Tactical_person: But
(16:27:29) Destiny: ...oh really?
(16:27:30) ***Bob runs off crying


One more thing... cruting.

Edited by Bob, 03 October 2009 - 15:33.

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#2790 Brad

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Posted 03 October 2009 - 15:35

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(4:27:12 PM) Tactical_person: But
(4:27:13 PM) Bob: I knew that...
(4:27:13 PM) Destiny: ...oh really?
(4:27:16 PM) ***Bob runs off cruting
(4:27:18 PM) Tactical_person: I also meant that
(4:27:18 PM) Bob: cruting
(4:27:20 PM) Bob: |:
(4:27:22 PM) Tactical_person: DON'T LEAVE
(4:27:27 PM) Tactical_person: Cruting(
(4:27:29 PM) Destiny: Cruting.
(4:27:33 PM) Bob: Cruting(

Edited by Brad, 03 October 2009 - 15:36.

You almost did, didn't you?

#2791 Warbz

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 01:18

Moments ago...

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Warbzy says:
G'night you insomniac.
AJ says:
I WAS ASLEEP
Warbzy says:
Really?
You must be gutted. :P
AJ says:
YES I AM
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#2792 Dauth

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 12:08

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(12:56:54) Wizard: Hai
(12:57:01) Ben: Dauth:: OH SHI-!
(12:57:03) Ben: Dauth:: Hi
(12:57:12) Wizard: How are you?
(12:57:52) Ben: Dauth:: Better today
(12:57:56) Ben: Dauth:: Still a bit of a headache
(12:58:08) Ben: Dauth:: Which maybe from the glasses which could be a long term problem
(12:58:41) Ben: Dauth:: Going to try and live with them for a couple of weeks to allow my head to adjust, if its not clear by then I'll have to talk to the optician
(12:58:42) Wizard: Bad eye sight does cause headaches
(12:58:55) Wizard: bad glasses really don't help, obviousyl
(12:58:59) Wizard: *obviously
(12:59:08) Ben: Dauth:: Bad eye sight that's been corrected for the first time in years might induce some issues
(12:59:17) Wizard: that could also be it
(12:59:32) Ben: Dauth:: So I'm spending time adjusting
(12:59:41) Wizard: isn't that my job?
(12:59:58) Ben: Dauth:: I figured I could do your job in my spare time :P
(13:00:10) Wizard: your liver wouldn't cope mate xD
(13:00:25) Ben: Dauth:: Fair point
(13:00:36) Wizard: get up to much last night?
(13:00:42) Ben: Dauth:: 10 hrs sleep
(13:00:46) Wizard: I got caught up at the out-laws till late
(13:00:48) Wizard: ^ nice
(13:01:03) Ben: Dauth:: Yea, it was, I feel much better
(13:01:09) Wizard: good

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(13:03:22) Wizard: I've had a nightmare this morning
(13:03:43) Wizard: been campaigning against the missus' wish to put the curtains back up in the living room
(13:03:46) Wizard: sadly I lost
(13:03:56) Ben: Dauth:: Blinds are the way forward
(13:03:56) Wizard: however now I can claim victory
(13:04:04) Wizard: blinds, curtains, dead rodents
(13:04:26) Wizard: they all need to be hung from the wall, which is essentially 10% plaster, 90% RSJ
(13:04:32) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(13:04:45) Wizard: which is the single nastiest thing to drill through on the planet
(13:04:58) Ben: Dauth:: Yup
(13:05:29) Wizard: sadly the wall is now fucked as the SDS I have has pretty much fucked the 10% plaster
(13:05:56) Wizard: I'd have probably been better making the holes for the screws with an RPG
(13:06:35) Wizard: the army should really consider making tanks out of RSJ
(13:06:39) Ben: Dauth:: You realsie you really are an old fart?
Weekends = DIY
(13:06:44) Wizard: yep
(13:06:46) Wizard: sadly I do
(13:06:54) Wizard: I've been resisting it for a long time
(13:07:05) Ben: Dauth:: You know what's coming up don't oyou?
(13:07:14) Ben: Dauth:: GODDAM TYPING FAJL!
(13:07:22) Ben: Dauth:: and of course the obligitary
(13:07:24) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(13:07:27) Wizard: hehe


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Posted 04 October 2009 - 22:37

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[23:31:57] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
brb drink
[23:32:00]
ditto
[23:32:05] [5.57.182.211 - Nooka]
kk
[23:32:10]
talk amongst yourselves whilst we gone
[23:32:12]
;)
[23:32:24] [5.47.111.62 - AJ]
*talks*
[23:34:31] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
*ignores*
[23:35:01] [5.47.111.62 - AJ]
*ignores ignoring*
[23:35:21] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
*whistles*
[23:35:51] [5.47.111.62 - AJ]
*puts in earplugs*
[23:36:13] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
Susan, you are wearing earplugs
[23:36:32] [5.57.182.211 - Nooka]
Susie Q
[23:36:47] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
Decisions decisions, if I leave them in you won't hear me but if I take them out then you will talk
[23:36:50]
*wonders if porn is the answer to life*
[23:36:51] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
what to do what to do
[23:37:02] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
*removes earplugs*
[23:37:10]
*quotes
[23:37:16] [5.247.158.117 - Dauth]
good


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Posted 04 October 2009 - 22:41

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 00:35

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[5:34:07 PM] Dr. Knickers: Wonder if GDI ships in CnC 4 will shoot air...
[5:34:22 PM] Corey: That'd be a waste
[5:34:29 PM] Dr. Knickers: ?
[5:34:35 PM] Corey: Shooting air
[5:34:37 PM] Dr. Knickers: LOL!

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 07:48

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[09:47] <Art> I wanna be in a channel quote ^^
[09:48] <Rua_Whitepaw> [09:47] <Art> I wanna be in a channel quote ^^
[09:48] <Art> heeee ^^

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#2797 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 15:22

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(16:19:58) Destiny: Your balls look pretty nice Bob
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 15:31

Fecking Hell, your balls are massive ;)

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 15:33

View PostWizard, on 5 Oct 2009, 16:31, said:

Fecking Hell, your balls are massive 8|

They only took him 5 minutes ;)
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#2800 Brad

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 15:58

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(4:56:17 PM) Tactical_person: OH GOD
(4:56:18 PM) Liten: This can´t be D:
(4:56:21 PM) Tactical_person: ITS ALL OVER MY FACE
(4:56:24 PM) Tactical_person: IN MY EYES
(4:56:27 PM) Liten: Wat?
(4:56:32 PM) Tactical_person: ITS SEEPING INTO MY MOUTH
(4:56:36 PM) Tactical_person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(4:56:48 PM) Liten: I guesss it is water
(4:56:58 PM) Bob: You should really stop giving people BJs for money |:
(4:57:30 PM) Tactical_person: Its a good source of income
(4:57:38 PM) Tactical_person: AND I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR MORALS
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(4:59:55 PM) Liten: I do not get it :|
(5:00:32 PM) Tactical_person: You suck, clearly
(5:00:42 PM) Liten: I see...
(5:00:54 PM) Bob: Difference being, TP does it for money ;)


Don't forget children, I am Tactical_person.

Edited by Brad, 05 October 2009 - 16:03.

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