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#2826 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 13:17

Its okay AJ, we won't judge you, you can come out now.
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#2827 Libains

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 14:13

View PostIon Cannon!, on 14 Oct 2009, 14:17, said:

Its okay AJ, we won't judge you, you can come out now.


Don't worry, that closet wasn't holding anything interesting bar your folks :)
For there can be no death without life.

#2828 Pav:3d

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 14:44

It works like a mfker tho!

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#2829 Wizard

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 14:55

*wonders if we should change the nature of the forum?*

:)

#2830 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 15:30

View PostGhostrider, on 14 Oct 2009, 2:46, said:

Are you quoting yourself, Hobbesy?

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I really doubt HozZ is going to register here and post that. :)

#2831 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 19:05

View PostPav3d, on 14 Oct 2009, 17:44, said:

It works like a mfker tho!

Indeed it does...
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#2832 Nem

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 21:55

View PostBrad, on 5 Oct 2009, 11:58, said:

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(4:56:17 PM) Tactical_person: OH GOD
(4:56:18 PM) Liten: This can´t be D:
(4:56:21 PM) Tactical_person: ITS ALL OVER MY FACE
(4:56:24 PM) Tactical_person: IN MY EYES
(4:56:27 PM) Liten: Wat?
(4:56:32 PM) Tactical_person: ITS SEEPING INTO MY MOUTH
(4:56:36 PM) Tactical_person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(4:56:48 PM) Liten: I guesss it is water
(4:56:58 PM) Bob: You should really stop giving people BJs for money |:
(4:57:30 PM) Tactical_person: Its a good source of income
(4:57:38 PM) Tactical_person: AND I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR MORALS
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#2833 Brad

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 21:56

View PostNem, on 14 Oct 2009, 22:55, said:

View PostBrad, on 5 Oct 2009, 11:58, said:

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(4:56:17 PM) Tactical_person: OH GOD
(4:56:18 PM) Liten: This can´t be D:
(4:56:21 PM) Tactical_person: ITS ALL OVER MY FACE
(4:56:24 PM) Tactical_person: IN MY EYES
(4:56:27 PM) Liten: Wat?
(4:56:32 PM) Tactical_person: ITS SEEPING INTO MY MOUTH
(4:56:36 PM) Tactical_person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(4:56:48 PM) Liten: I guesss it is water
(4:56:58 PM) Bob: You should really stop giving people BJs for money |:
(4:57:30 PM) Tactical_person: Its a good source of income
(4:57:38 PM) Tactical_person: AND I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR MORALS
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THIEF!

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#2834 Nem

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 21:59

View PostWizard, on 26 Aug 2009, 10:51, said:

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[15:50] * Nem gets out rifle
[15:50] Wizard: oh no
[15:50] Wizard: Nem is an emo
[15:50] * Destiny empties Nem's rifle
[15:50] Wizard: into his head?
[15:50] Destiny: Yea.
[15:50] Wizard: and actually that sounds quite :P
[15:50] Nem: Sicko!
[15:50] Destiny: Orly? 8D
[15:51] Rich19: nice spray
[15:51] Nem: OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
[15:51] Wizard: lmao
[15:51] Nem: ITS IN MY EYES!
[15:51] Destiny: lmao
[15:51] Wizard: *quotes



#2835 Brad

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 22:00

View PostNem, on 14 Oct 2009, 22:59, said:

View PostWizard, on 26 Aug 2009, 10:51, said:

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[15:50] * Nem gets out rifle
[15:50] Wizard: oh no
[15:50] Wizard: Nem is an emo
[15:50] * Destiny empties Nem's rifle
[15:50] Wizard: into his head?
[15:50] Destiny: Yea.
[15:50] Wizard: and actually that sounds quite :P
[15:50] Nem: Sicko!
[15:50] Destiny: Orly? 8D
[15:51] Rich19: nice spray
[15:51] Nem: OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
[15:51] Wizard: lmao
[15:51] Nem: ITS IN MY EYES!
[15:51] Destiny: lmao
[15:51] Wizard: *quotes




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You almost did, didn't you?

#2836 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 22:25

View PostBrad, on 14 Oct 2009, 17:00, said:

I guess that makes me a bad boy.

Brad, the worst you've done in that respect is raid your sister's pantie drawer.

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 22:27

View PostHøbbesy, on 14 Oct 2009, 23:25, said:

View PostBrad, on 14 Oct 2009, 17:00, said:

I guess that makes me a bad boy.

Brad, the worst you've done in that respect is raid your sister's pantie drawer.

It.. It was horrible, I was there. At first he was just sniffing them, and... and then he was wearing them on his head.
Oh god I don't want to go on.
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#2838 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 22:28

View PostNidmeister, on 14 Oct 2009, 17:27, said:

View PostHøbbesy, on 14 Oct 2009, 23:25, said:

View PostBrad, on 14 Oct 2009, 17:00, said:

I guess that makes me a bad boy.

Brad, the worst you've done in that respect is raid your sister's pantie drawer.

It.. It was horrible, I was there. At first he was just sniffing them, and... and then he was wearing them on his head.
Oh god I don't want to go on.

Why does he do these things in front of us? :P

Edited by Høbbesy, 14 October 2009 - 22:28.


#2839 Pav:3d

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 22:51

Oh dude, no Posted Image

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 23:15

Wait... Brad has a sister?! :P
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#2841 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 23:24

View PostGhostrider, on 14 Oct 2009, 18:15, said:

Wait... Brad has a sister?! :P

Ghost, she's 13 or something like that.

Edited by Høbbesy, 14 October 2009 - 23:24.


#2842 Nid

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 17:52

View PostHøbbesy, on 15 Oct 2009, 0:24, said:

View PostGhostrider, on 14 Oct 2009, 18:15, said:

Wait... Brad has a sister?! :P

Ghost, she's 13 or something like that.

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#2843 Pav:3d

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 18:01

Pedoghost?

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#2844 TheDR

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 18:42

Thats enough now, get back to posting quotes people.
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#2845 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 18:56

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(07:53 PM) Hobbesy:
Promotional Gift: Not for resale
(07:53 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Not selling it... How many times I have to tell you...
(07:53 PM) Hobbesy:
Let's see the dictionary then
Promotional - Software distributed as part of a promotion. Copies given to dealers are often given with the understanding that they will not be sold. They are sometimes not eligible for upgrades.
(07:54 PM) Hobbesy:
The sleeve is part of the promotion.
(07:54 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
No, that my own sleeve.
(07:54 PM) Hobbesy:
Oh, ok then.
You win
(07:54 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
The white sleeve is not from Micrsoft.
D:
*Quoted*

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19:44 - Chyros: I'm very harmless

#2846 Hobbesy

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 18:56

Someone get AJ, he'll be the judge of this!

Edited by Høbbesy, 15 October 2009 - 18:56.


#2847 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 19:04

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(07:57 PM) Hobbesy:
I'll give you $2 for the sleeve
Bar any gifts
(07:58 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
I need to calclate shipping worldwide.
One sec.
(07:58 PM) Hobbesy:
lol
(07:58 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
You want it colored?
Or white
Or Striped?
(07:58 PM) Hobbesy:
Original dye or done yourself?
You know DIY jobs detract the price.
(07:59 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Original factory colored.
(07:59 PM) Hobbesy:
Oooh
Circa 2008?
(07:59 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
No, they are vintages.
(07:59 PM) Hobbesy:
What year?
(08:00 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
2005 from Bordeaux ,France.
(08:00 PM) Hobbesy:
French?
I hear they make it with love in every wad.
(08:01 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Yea, Franch paper CD sleeve are the highest quality. It is tested in a blind holding event.


Another one....
If you don't get refrence: http://en.wikipedia....i/Bordeaux_wine
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#2848 Hobbesy

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 19:11

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(2:08:08 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: So
(2:08:12 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: What kind of paper?
(2:08:36 PM) RAPTOR: 80mil paper, non recycled.
(2:08:43 PM) RAPTOR: 80gsm*
(2:09:05 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Let me guess, made from the finest French wood?
(2:09:23 PM) RAPTOR: Indeed.
(2:09:31 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Sounds French
(2:09:46 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Does it double as a surrender flag due to its white color?
(2:09:50 PM) RAPTOR: It is said 2005 is a good year to chop down trees.
(2:10:30 PM) RAPTOR: The paper will mature well as well, so be ready to store them well.
(2:10:44 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Of course
(2:10:48 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Away from moisture
(2:10:53 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: With the finest Diablo disk in it
(2:11:01 PM) RAPTOR: Indeed.


#2849 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 19:13

You guys are taking this too seriously :P
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#2850 Hobbesy

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 19:14

That's the point of the joke. :P



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