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[Liten]

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AJ says:
Trust me I'll get to you
Liten says:
Try me, big boy
AJ says:
That is what she said
Liten says:
No shit sherlock?
AJ says:
She ended up trying me
Liten says:
Pictures or it never happened
AJ says:
I have a pic of her nekked
You don't get it
Liten says:
Then she never tried you.
AJ says:
Oh no she tried me alright
Liten says:
Prove it then!
AJ says:
I'll video it next time, fancy seeing that?
Liten says:
Maybe..
Depends on how you are doing it
AJ says:
From behind
Liten says:
This is being quoted, is it? D:!
AJ says:
Well it is a nice view
Liten says:

AJ says:
Don't you use your imagination!
Liten says:
Too late

AJ says:
Ah feck
I will have to knock it out of you
Liten says:
D:!
*Hides*
AJ says:
Yeah, run you pink coward!
Liten says:
I am afraid that I will
*Runs off*

I really want that video

[Destiny]

You always have extremely weird convos with others Liten

[Liten]

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[FS] Argetlam: anyway BRB toilet D:
Liten: Bad Rat Bucket Toilet?
[FS] Argetlam returns
[FS] Argetlam reads what liten wrote
[FS] Argetlam goes back to the toilet to puke D:
Liten: That means my job is done >:V
Liten: *Quotes
[FS] Argetlam: argh
[FS] Argetlam: damn you and your quotes liten
Liten:
[FS] Argetlam: you're capable of ruining any rep in less than 3 seconds D:

[Brad]

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Liten: So you aren't gay?
Brad: No
Liten: What a pitty
Brad: Awwwh, did you want me?
Brad: How cute :3

I found the truth about Liten

[Liten]

Orly?

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Liten: Gay = as in the original meaning = Happy

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

You're both queer.

[Brad]

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Liten: Placing little Radios isn't hard Brad
Brad: Some of them are hard to reach
Brad: !
Brad: You wait
Brad: ...You'll see..
Brad: .You'll see..
Brad: YOU'LL ALL SEE
Liten put Brad in padded cell
Liten: Sure they will son
Liten closes door
Liten locks it and throws away the key
Liten: ...
Liten: It appears I am still in here...
Liten: Damn it all |:
Brad: Hmm
Brad: How did you throw the key through the door?
Brad: That is quite the skill
Liten: I agree
Brad: ..
Brad: Could you..
Brad: Like..
Brad: Summon it back
Brad: ?
Liten: Nah
Brad: One way system eh?
Liten: Magic only works in one direction
Brad: JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
Brad: Zing!
Liten: Nope
Brad: Your mother is a bisexual?!

[Liten]

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Liten: The achivement is called "Transmission recived"
Liten: What else could it be!?
Liten: Scrin invasion?
Brad: It means that Prtal two is here
Brad: Obviously
Brad:
Brad: Portal*
Brad: Damn black keyboard
Brad: Its hard to type in the night!
Brad: D:
Liten: Nope
Liten: SCRIN INVASION!
Brad: DEAR GOD
Brad: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Brad: VALVE HAS SET OUT TO WARN US
Brad: LET US NOT FORGO THEIR WARNING
Brad: RUN
Brad: FLEA!
Brad: HIDE.
Liten: *Quotes

Edited by Liten, 07 March 2010 - 01:06.

[Brad]

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Brad: Try doign it on the in-game browser
Liten: Used Alt+Tab
Brad: That shoud be an achievement in itself
Brad: Oh
Brad: Fine!
Liten: We should start having convos more often
Liten: They tend to end up awsome in some sort of way
Brad: Well you know what they say
Brad: When life gives you lemons
Brad puts on sunglasses
Brad: You make, awesomeade
Brad: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Liten: Quote it D:
Brad: I AM NOT YOUR PACK MULE
Liten slaps Brad
Liten: Yes you are
Liten: Now get moving
Brad: ;_:
Brad calls domestic abuse hotline
Brad reports Liten
Brad: THEY'RE COMMING NOW YOU BASTARD
Liten: That won't work lad
Brad: NO LONGER WILL I BE SUBJECTED TO YOUR ABUSE
Liten: Liten isn't my name
Liten: It isn't even a name at all
Brad: I gave them our address
Brad: They're comming
Brad: They said they would!
Liten: Our?
Liten: I don't live with you
Brad: Our I.P addresses you fool!
Liten: I have 2 IP D:
Liten: Maybe even 3 D:
Brad: They're still comming!
Brad hears sirens outside
Liten: Eww...
Brad: ..
Brad: ot.
Brad: Hot*.
Liten: Pot?
Brad: Anywho
Brad: This conversation
Brad: Is long overdue
Liten: Oh?
Brad: *quotes
Liten: Good boy

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Brad is racist. D:

[Liten]

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Liten: I think I found the one that pissed you off V:
Liten: Was it in Chamber 14?
Brad: I didn't even get that far
Liten: o.O
Brad: Yeahh..
Brad: Those radios..
Brad: I find them highly irritating
Liten: And I have them all so far...
Liten: Son
Brad: I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THAT HORRID MUSIC FOR SO LONG
Liten: I am dissapoint
Liten: IT'S AWSOME
Brad: It alright, but its just annoying after so long
Liten: Long?
Liten: I have played like, 1 hour now
Liten: And I have more than you
Brad: Shush
Liten: And you played for how long..?
Brad: It depends how long SHE can keep going for
Brad: ZING

I have a feeling that we will be doing this all night

[Brad]

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Liten: Longest time so far is 3 minutes to get one
Brad: I see
Brad: Oh ho ho
Brad: Liten works fast
Liten: Ofcourse I do
Liten: It runs in the family
Brad: Oh ho ho
Brad: Your mother is fast with both sexes eh?
Brad: Saucy
Liten: |:
Brad: I bet thats where you got your skills
Liten: Maybe...
Brad: I bet it took you no less than 3 minutes to pick up that Candy girl
Liten: |:
Liten: Candy = Sweets to you retarded Brits
Brad: I know
Brad: But Candy sounds like a stripper's name
Liten: You are a strippers son!
Brad: I figured that one out. Especially from her habit of giving me tea, then putting her arse out for me to tip her
Liten: xP
Liten: 26 Radios on random locations
Liten: 26 Random Radios
Liten: You take one up, toss it around, 25 Radios left on that floor
Brad: YOU PICK ONE UP
Brad: SMASH IT AROUND
Brad: 24 RADIOS LEFT ON THE FLOOR
Liten: Hey!
Liten: I have to pay for those
Liten grabs Shotgun
Liten: YOU'LL PAY ME THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN
Brad: Jumping Jupiters!
Brad: Old man Litens got his shotgun!
Brad: Cheese it!
Liten: DARN YOU YOUNGLINGS!
Liten is too oldto chase after Brad
Brad laughs as he runs
Brad: Harhahar
Brad: Old man Liten can't kep up!
Brad sticks his tounge out
Brad: NYYUUHHH
Liten: I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY BRADERS!
Liten fires a shoot
Brad screams
Brad: RUN

Is there a limit?

[Liten]

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Liten: As an answer to your question Brad
Liten: There really is no ending..
Liten: BECAUSE THIS CONVO NEVER ENDS!
Brad: You ar one hour ahead
Brad: YOU WILL GIVE IN FIRST

Damn you for pointing out facts

[Brad]

And thus ends the reign of Liten and Brad.
For the night.

Brad: We are quite the pair.
Brad: We should do a show
Brad: A travelling show!
Brad: Yes!
Liten: STOP IT!
Brad: I can see our names in lights!
Liten: Or we are forced to qoute more D:
Brad: "Liten and Brad!"
Liten: Yay
Brad: It would be spectacular
Liten: My name is first!
Brad: But then again
Brad: Alphabeticall is always better
Liten: No
Brad: "Brad and Liten"
Brad: Yes!
Brad: I can see it now Liten
Liten: I am the star here
Brad: We;ll be stars I say!
Liten: NOT you
Brad: Stars!
Liten pushes Brad
Brad shoves back
Brad: This is OUR ambition
Liten punches Brad
Brad: You wil get NOWHERE without m-
Brad kicks Liten
Liten: STOP STEALING MY SHOW
Liten falls over
Liten: Ouch D:
Brad: HA
Brad dances around
Brad kicks Liten again
Brad: Weeeeeee
Liten activates secret Caramelldansen speaker
Brad: YOU
Brad: I SAY
Brad: ITS YOUR FAULT
Liten: For what!?
Brad: THOSE SLACK JAWED YOKELS OUT THERE WOULDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!
Liten: YOU CAN'T JUST LAY ALL YOUR TROUBLES  ON ME!
Brad: EVEN IF THEY ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID
Brad looks to the side
Liten: Erm...
Brad sees the audience looking at him in horror
Liten: I suggest we run...
Brad: Hmm
Liten: ..now
Brad: CHEESE IT
Brad runs
Liten runs too
Brad closes door behind him
Brad locks it
Liten runs into door
Liten: DAMN YOU BRAD!
Brad hears Liten's screams of terror
Brad feels guilt
Brad stands up
Liten roundhouse kicks door
Brad turns action music on
Liten: RUN!
Brad grabs Liten
Liten: FUCKEN RUN!
Brad: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
Brad: TOGETHER
Brad runs
Liten runs ahead of Brad
Brad: WHAT
Brad: WHORE
Brad runs faster
Liten: MORE RUNING, LESS DISSCUSSION!
Brad: A LITTLE LES CONVERSATIONS
Brad: A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE
Liten: BUT I LIKE SOME SMALL TALK
Brad closes door behind Liten and himself
Brad: Phew.
Brad: Well
Brad: We have a little breather here
Liten: Err...
Liten: Why are we in a padded cell?
Brad: ..
Brad: Goddamnit.
Liten: BRAD!
Liten roundhouse kicks Brad
Brad falls to the soft floor
Brad: Mm
Brad: Comfy
Liten: You know..
Liten: This is kinda comfy..
Liten sits down
Liten falls asleep
Brad sneaks out while Liten is asleep
Brad locks door
Liten appears behind Brad
Brad pays crowd of fake angry people
Brad: What.
Brad: Liten!
Brad: How did you et out.
Brad: get*
Liten: Get out?
Brad: Of the...
Brad looks around
Brad: ..Cell..
Brad: GODDAMNIT
Liten: You seem a bit dissoriented
Liten: Something wrong?
Brad: ..
Brad: Why are you upside down?
Liten: Because I am bored
Brad: ..
Brad: Riiiiight
Brad assumes fetal position
Brad rocks in fetal positition
Liten: I got magical powers from being Chyros minion, so I can bend the laws of physics
Liten becomes a ball
Liten rolls around
Brad: He's mad.
Brad: You;re mad.
Brad: I'm mad.
Brad: ..
Liten: Mad as a Hatter?
Brad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad runs into wall
Liten: No help from there...
Brad: Comfy wall...
Liten slaps Brad
Brad: LITEN!
Brad: ..
Liten: PULL YOURSELF TOGHETER MAN!
Brad: What are you doign here?
Brad: What am I doing here?
Liten: We are undercover agents on a speedway track!
Brad: Oh
Brad: I take it this man trying to stab me is our enemy?
Liten: Maybe
Liten: I don't really follow the plot here
Brad: Hmm
Brad: Then we don't see to be very good superspys..
Brad: :(
Liten: Wait
Liten: Hold on
Liten: I didn't say anything about superspies
Brad: Superspies/undercover agents tomato/tomato
Liten: Oh..
Liten: I didn't knew that...
Brad: Its all a part of watching too many movies during one's lifetime
Liten: Oh
Liten: Makes sense

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Liten: Find a good way to end the convo!
Brad: And then Liten was the kirby
Brad: And he did indeed eat the Brad
Brad: The end.
Liten: Surre
Liten rolls away
Brad: A suitably silly end to a silly conversation
Liten: Indeed
Brad: Anywho
Brad: Goodnight then Liten!
Brad: Sleep tight!
Liten: Same time tommorow? V:
Brad: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Brad: ..
Brad: I gave them a STD
Brad: And it isn't a good one..
Liten: Oh..
Brad: But for the record
Brad: THEY came on to ME
Brad: I couldn't stop them!
Liten: Um...
Brad: It was rape, in a way, really..
Liten: Ok.......
Brad: But yeah sure, same time tomorrow
Liten backs away slowly

If you've read all that, including the previous parts..
..you must be reeeaally bored.

Edited by Brad, 07 March 2010 - 02:36.

[Destiny]

Of course I'm bored You two are...a natural comedian team! And Chyros specializes in Chemistry IIRC, Liten.

[Liten]

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Destiny: Why did the spy cross the road?
Liten: Because an angry swede was chasing him with a cleaver!
Destiny: ...I guess that's nice.
Destiny: But he was never really on your side.
Liten: Of the road?
Destiny: Yeah.

[Dauth]

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(13:08:56) Wizard: Afternoon old bean
(13:09:15) Ben: Dauth:: Splendid to run into you old chap
(13:09:28) Wizard: And how are you on this not so unfine day?
(13:09:57) Ben: Dauth:: Spiffing good, surveyed a potential residence this morning.
(13:10:11) Wizard: Was it of suitable stature and condition?
(13:11:05) Ben: Dauth:: The present incumbent used the space poorly, I'm sure it could be suitable but I shall observe some others before making my mark on a contract
(13:11:35) Wizard: This appears to be the wisest course
(13:11:48) Ben: Dauth:: I'm am glad that you concur.
(13:12:08) Wizard: Most excellent
(13:12:21) Ben: Dauth:: *abridges this in quotations

[Nem]

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Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): Do you happen to hide hamburgers in your pockets?
Nem (nemisis54): I often keep my food in my pockets
Nem (nemisis54): Very convienent when out of the house
Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): mhm
Nem (nemisis54): It's like a pantry, in your pants.
Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): BRILLIANT.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Lol.

It's like a pantry, in your pants.

[WNxMastrefubu]

WNxMastrefubu (masterfubu): "Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): Do you happen to hide hamburgers in your pockets?
Mastrefubu: I often keep my food in my pockets
Mastrefubu: Very convienent when out of the house
Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): mhm
Mastrefubu: It's like a pantry, in your pants.
Dr. Knickers (gdiguy99): BRILLIANT.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Lol.
Nem (Nemisis54): god fubu your so funny!"

WNxMastrefubu (masterfubu): "good times"

Nem (nemisis54): "this is an OUTRAGE"

[Liten]

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[FS] Argetlam: WAT
[FS] Argetlam: Company of horses ? D:
Liten: Hell yeah
[FS] Argetlam: How could this be ?
Liten: You've never seen a company of horses? D:!
[FS] Argetlam: You mean that silly Nid succedeed with his animal army ? D;
Liten: No
Liten: I was way before him on horses D:
Liten: A week actually
[FS] Argetlam: lolwut
[FS] Argetlam: This was so wrong Liten
Liten: For perverts like you, yes
[FS] Argetlam: zoophilia is against the law y'kow D:
Liten: For normal beings, like me, it's perfectly silly
[FS] Argetlam: yeah surre
[FS] Argetlam: I'm going to believe you know
[FS] Argetlam slowly backs off Liten
Liten locks the door and closes all windows
Liten: *Including Windows Vista
[FS] Argetlam: LOL
[FS] Argetlam: I was going to counter you, but this was too much win D:

[Hobbesy]

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(17:14:01) nem566: YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE RAINBOW DEFENDER
(17:14:23) Hobbesy/Sean: YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST 6,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE

*Cue sounds of Nem crying*

Edited by Hobbesy, 17 March 2010 - 22:23.

[Kris]

This made me LOL when i saw it on ModDB:

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For a limited time at Burger King, The Brotherhood of Nod Deluxe value meal!

Two grilled beef patties, three slices of pepperjack cheese, four strips of crispy bacon, and to top it off the "Brotherhood Bun". Top it off with seasoned tiberium fries and the collectors Avatar Mug!

Now for only $7.95

"Make me proud my son, a meal as fit for the profit himself" -Kane

For a limited time only, see stores for details.

[Chyros]

^ Don't forget it has to be a quote of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in .

[Hobbesy]

That's still pretty funny though. I'm definitely going to BK for lunch now.

[Nid]

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Neachta says:
THOU
Where hast thou been dwelling?
Lexor says:
Thou!!
Same place as always...
Neachta says:
Didst thou find thouself on the incorrect side of a fair maiden's chastity belt again?

Ah, Sometimes do I verily amuse myself.