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#3176 Libains

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 01:31

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The.Jok3r@live.com says:
hey
Alex says:
'allo thar
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
what's up?
Alex says:
Not much tbh, whiling away the hours now
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
waiting for something?
Alex says:
Start of Uni in September?
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
oh
haha
Alex says:
Bored out of my damn mind
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
ah
well, I just wanted to point out you made a little typo in the steam for linux thread, that made your post very confusing
Alex says:
Ohrly?
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
yah
read it again
Alex says:
Posted it using my iPhone, not surprised
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
you confused mac with linux at one point
Alex says:
Ah
Facdesk moment
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
:xD:
Alex says:
Hell, can't even spell facedesk
The.Jok3r@live.com says:
my point exactly
this may be quoted
Alex says:
Ah, thankee sirrah

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#3177 Hobbesy

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 19:00

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01:55 PM - Hobbesy: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
01:55 PM - Chyros: yeah, the noise is just awful
01:56 PM - Chyros: luckily they filter it out almost completely now
01:56 PM - Hobbesy: Don't insult South African Culture.
01:57 PM - Chyros: I don't insult south african culture
01:57 PM - Chyros: I just think south african culture sucks balls |8
01:57 PM - Hobbesy: YOU suck balls.
01:57 PM - Hobbesy: 8|
01:57 PM - Chyros: nah, just the vuvu's |8
01:57 PM - Chyros: your mother sucks balls 8|
01:57 PM - Hobbesy: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
01:57 PM - Hobbesy: vuvus you say?
01:57 PM - Hobbesy: :v



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12:54 AM - Hobbesy: I'll have Peruvian Ultrasex with you two if you bring your own llamas.
12:54 AM - Hobbesy: I'll even throw in free Post-Traumatic Therapy
12:54 AM - OverdoseBR: LMAO
12:54 AM - OverdoseBR: HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA

Edited by Hobbes1098, 19 June 2010 - 05:56.


#3178 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 04:33

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Sgt. Rho says:
And I'll go sleep now


-5 mins later-

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Sgt. Rho says:
Fuck it, I lied.
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
it's drum and bass
what you gonna do
Sgt. Rho says:
lol
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
awesome song
Sgt. Rho says:
*quotes*


#3179 Liten

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 13:47

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Liten: Nope
[FS] CJ: Cope?
Liten: Nope
[FS] CJ: Pope!
Liten: Nope
[FS] CJ: Dope then?
Liten: Nope
[FS] CJ: Rope
Liten: Grope
[FS] CJ: :)
Liten: 8| indeed

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#3180 Libains

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 17:58

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Good thanks mate, just got in from work
Weary

James: awww isnt crealy being nice to alexis?

Me: Alexis? What are you, stuck in the 70s?
Just a lot of bloody work

James: thats your new name
Alexis
its latin for, im a retard and james is a god

Me: You total muppet
Alex = leader of men
Alex IS
So I am a leader of men
Now get behind me, bitch

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#3181 CJ

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 19:13

If he gets behind you, that means you're the bitch :P

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I bet I could program an internet


#3182 Chyros

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 19:44

View PostCJ, on 27 Jun 2010, 21:13, said:

If he gets behind you, that means you're the bitch :dope:
Gah, you beat me to it :read: . AJ just can't help but manoeuvre himself into situations like this :P .
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#3183 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 21:02

View PostChyros, on 27 Jun 2010, 22:44, said:

View PostCJ, on 27 Jun 2010, 21:13, said:

If he gets behind you, that means you're the bitch :dope:
Gah, you beat me to it :read: . AJ just can't help but manoeuvre himself into situations like this :P .

Classic moment of fajl right there 8|
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#3184 Libains

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 21:54

:P
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#3185 CJ

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 21:57

Also, if we go further in the analysis of what he said, we could use the fact that "leader of men" in French is often used to describe a woman who manages to get what she wants by being a bitch :P

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


#3186 Libains

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 23:52

Ah I give up... :P

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Callum
FAJL?
AJ
Mini fajl
For a bit of light relief: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=XgPWFPJmqiw
Apologies for the stupid ads at the start, CBS sucks
Callum
adverts suck
gotta love HIMYM
AJ
Too bloody right
Watched it so much, I'm starting to learn the words
Callum
lol
fuck I said it again
AJ
HAHAHAHAHA

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#3187 Destiny

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:35

Typo...LIKE A BOOS

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Dormin Discordia says:
Where were you from again Shadow?
Destiny says:
Brazil it seems
Destiny says:
From what it says on PPM.
Destiny says:
With...Megurine Luka.
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
lol
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
yeah >_>
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
::3
Dormin Discordia says:
Bastards have it cold over there right now
Dormin Discordia says:
D:
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
i'mma brazilian bithces...soo I AM BOOS
Destiny says:
Boos
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
BOSS*
Destiny says:
Haha
Destiny says:
Boos...
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
BOSS*
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
:WAT
Dormin Discordia says:
Hahahaha :XD
▲℧Shadow℧▲ (Gustavo) says:
:WAT
Destiny says:
BOOS

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#3188 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 19:45

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(20:40:46) CrimsonWolf: if they don't want people to know about it, they need a better satalite cloaking device.
(20:40:47) Nem: Lol
(20:40:57) CrimsonWolf: i'm looking at the top of bob's head right now.
(20:41:07) Ghostrider: He's inside
(20:41:08) Bob: OH SHI-
(20:41:16) ***Bob puts on some clothes
(20:41:23) Bob: :D
(20:41:27) Ghostrider: :P

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#3189 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 00:29

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01:23 AM - TheDR: www.clapforme.com
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01:24 AM - Hobbesy: www.bushpounder.com
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Awesome radio

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19:44 - Chyros: I'm very harmless

#3190 Hobbesy

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 07:15

It's just not as funny without the backstory and the mic chat.

#3191 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 08:36

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also I'm working on a tank for UT3.
=]Kris[= says:
o:
Sgt. Rho says:
that's what I has so far
=]Kris[= says:
D:
Sgt. Rho says:
if it ever decides to load...
meh, the biatch doesn't want to transfer D:
=]Kris[= says:
i see it o:
Blue
Sgt. Rho says:
yah
I'm blue dabldidablda *sings*
=]Kris[= says:
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Sgt. Rho says:
LOL
=]Kris[= says:
I already got that out of my headFFUU
now its back Posted Image
Sgt. Rho says:
*quotes*
=]Kris[= says:
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curses D:


EDIT: Added the funny emotes.

Edited by Sargeant Rho, 04 July 2010 - 08:36.


#3192 CodeCat

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 14:39

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[16:39] Wiz:: http://forum.fallout...p?showuser=1096
[16:39] Wiz:: Bot
[16:39] Wiz:: Oh fuck it
[16:39] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): LMAO

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#3193 Wizard

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 14:40

Leave me alone I am getting old and doing your job for you :P

#3194 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 15:14

I am concerned for my safety now :P
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#3195 Wizard

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 15:23

I wouldn't worry, my dementia is sporadic at best and I no longer have the power to delete you :P

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#3196 Whitey

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 07:13

AJ said:

You know what? It's 8:00am in the morning,


Sorry, I see this redundancy all the time and it cracks me up a bit. =P

#3197 Alias

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 16:01

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<Ghostrider> I went to a gay bar


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#3198 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 16:02

lololol
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#3199 Chyros

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 20:59

View PostAlias, on 8 Jul 2010, 18:01, said:

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<Ghostrider> I went to a gay bar

So did AJ, must be fashionable.

Or :read: .
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#3200 Libains

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 21:03

View PostChyros, on 8 Jul 2010, 21:59, said:

View PostAlias, on 8 Jul 2010, 18:01, said:

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<Ghostrider> I went to a gay bar

So did AJ, must be fashionable.

Or :read: .

To be fair, I didn't know until some bloke decided he had taken a fancy. Scariest moment of my (so far) short life.
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